School grass, your playgirl girlfriend lost

Chapter 263 Ji Yifan, Ji is 3 years old

Ji Yifan glanced at Jiang Jian as if he was mentally retarded, and drove away.

Jiang Ji patted on the car window, "Auntie, let me ask you what time it is?"

Ji Yifan glanced at her, and Jiang Yan raised his chin, motioning for him to say.

Ji Yifan frowned, his expression was calm, and he replied coldly: "2."

Jiang Ji glanced at one finger subconsciously, paused and raised three fingers again, "How much is this?"

Ji Yifan looked at Jiang Jian leisurely.

Jiang Yan coaxed him, "Be good, tell my sister."

Ji Yifan frowned, gave her a disgusted look, and replied unhurriedly: "2."

"You are really good." Jiang Yan stared at Ji Yifan and said solemnly.

Ji Yifan: "..."

"Damn it! Dare to drive me when I'm drunk, it's my life to be my life! Idiot."

Ji Yifan: "..."

Jiang Ji patted the car window, "Get out of the car, do you hear me?"

Ji Yifan looked at her with a confused face. She looked so harmless to humans and animals, like an ignorant child. Jiang Yan was overwhelmed with maternal love when she saw it, and she tricked the child by saying, "Hey, come on, listen to your sister, get out of the car, let's have a drink." Drunk, don’t drive, be good, get out of the car, go to sister’s house, sister will make you hangover soup, be good, be obedient.”

The boy in the car looked at Jiang Yan with a confused face, opened the door, unbuckled his seat belt, and clapped his hands at him, "My boy, come and get out of the car, be obedient, my sister will give you candy."

Then the girl in the car obediently got out of the car and stood in front of Jiang Yan and looked at her blankly. Jiang Yan sighed softly and supported him, "Let's go! Let's go home and eat sweets."

Jiang Yan helped Ji Yifan stumble back to the apartment, threw him on the sofa, half of him collapsed from exhaustion.

Looking at the big living person lying on the sofa, Jiang Ji couldn't figure it out. When he drove her back, she was still fine. Why, this time, the aftertaste of drinking has picked up, it's so simple.

Jiang Yan exercised her muscles and went to the kitchen to cook Ji Yifan's hangover soup. Halfway through the cooking, a shadow covered her head. Jiang Yan's hands paused slightly, and when she turned her head, the white coat came into her sight.

Jiang Yan was taken aback for a moment, her gaze slowly moved upwards, a pair of black jade-like pupils broke into her sight, Jiang Yan was startled for a moment, subconsciously stepped back, leaning her back against the cooking table, her waist tightened, The whole person was caught off guard and pulled into Ji Yifan's arms, "What are you doing?" Jiang Yan subconsciously pushed him away.

Ji Yifan hugged her even tighter, rubbed his head against her neck, and sprayed the warm breath on Jiang Yan's skin. Jiang Yan's back stiffened, and he poked Ji Yifan with his fingertips, "Hey .”

Ji Yifan paid attention to her, Jiang Yan took a deep breath, poked him again, "Hello."

Ji Yifan still ignored her, hugged her even tighter, continued to rub his head, Jiang Yan was about to lose his temper, "Mom."

"What?" Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment, looking down at the person lying in her arms in disbelief.

"Mom." The person in her arms called out again, with a soft voice, "Don't go, please." It seemed like she was being coquettish.

Jiang Yan: "...", took a deep breath, raised her hand and patted him on the back, "Son." Maybe she shouted too deeply, Ji Yifan's movements were obviously stagnant.

What a poor baby.

Jiang Yan thought, paused, and continued to pat her on the back, "Good boy, be obedient, mom won't leave, she's right here, please let go of mom first, or the sobering soup cooked for you in the pot will dry up, Listen to me, okay?"

The son turned off the fire very obediently.

Jiang Ji: Her son has a pretty high IQ.

Jiang Yan coaxed Ji Yifan out of the kitchen, coaxed him to the sofa, sat obediently, looked up at her with a blank smile, Jiang Yan couldn't help poking his pear Wo, the more you poke your heart, the more itchy you feel, so you can directly pinch it with your hands, rubbing Ji Yifan's face, kneading his face from steamed buns to steamed buns and then from steamed buns to bread.

The more you look the better.

"Ouch!", Jiang Yan patted Ji Yifan's head lightly, "What a good baby, I'm waiting for my mother to cook something delicious for you." Then Jiang Yan cooked a bowl for Ji Yifan. He is good at noodles, which even dogs would not eat, and delivered them to Ji Yifan.

Ji Yifan looked at the lump of noodles in front of him that he couldn't tell whether it was noodles or dough, and his movement of picking up the chopsticks froze slightly.

"What's the matter, darling, it's delicious, try it quickly." Jiang Yan stuffed the chopsticks into Ji Yifan's hands and looked at him expectantly.

Ji Yifan glanced at her, then at the noodles, and at her again.

Jiang Yanzhang thought that Ji Yifan was a fool when he was drunk, and he took advantage of it, and continued to deceive: "Baby, be good, mommy cooks delicious food, eat quickly."

Ji Yifan poked his chopsticks into the noodles with difficulty, and after staying for a while, he picked it up and took another look at Jiang Jian.

Jiang Yan looked at him with a smile, "Good boy, it's really super delicious, eat it! Baby must listen to mother."

Ji Yifan: "..." After eating, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Jiang Jian in surprise.

Jiang Ji was a little surprised, "It's delicious?"

Ji Yifan nodded quickly, picked up the noodles and ate them again, his eyes became brighter and sharper, and Jiang Yan felt itchy when he saw it, "Really?"

"En." Ji Yifan nodded obediently.

This was the first time someone said that something she made was delicious, Jiang Yan secretly rubbed her hands, "Then I'll try it." She looked at Ji Yifan with a smile.

Ji Yifan held a chopstick of noodles very cooperatively, and handed it to her lips. Jiang Yan glanced at him, and Ji Yifan looked at her expectantly.

Can't hurt the hearts of weak children, Jiang Ji ate it happily, thinking, "Pfft."

"What the hell, it tastes so bad, you lied to me." Jiang Yan looked at Ji Yifan, was taken aback for a moment, and a chill ran down his back.

Ji Yifan looked at her quietly, Jiang Yan coughed a few times, tried to smile, took out a few tissues silently, and handed them to Ji Yifan, "Hey, Mom really didn't mean it."

Ji Yifan: "..." He raised his eyelids, took a few pieces of paper silently, covered his face silently, and wiped off the noodles on his face silently.

"Haha.", Jiang Yan couldn't help it, and rolled on the floor with laughter, "Hahaha, Ji Yifan, you are fucking drunk, you are completely mentally handicapped! Hahaha, it's fun, Don't you want to be so cute?"

Mentally handicapped Ji Yifan: "..." His temples twitched several times, he looked coolly at Jiang Yan who was rolling on the ground laughing, got up and walked towards the bathroom.

——

In the middle of the night, the bed next to Jiang Ji suddenly sank, and her waist was a little heavy, something was placed on it, and warm breath sprayed from the back of her neck.

Jiang Yan was horrified, almost without thinking, and reflexively kicked back hard. Hearing a "bang", Jiang Yan suddenly opened his eyes, turned on the light, looked at the foot of the bed, and saw sitting on the bed. The people on the ground suddenly said: "..."

(End of this chapter)