Universal red envelope

Chapter 2 Good Luck Charm

Not enough energy?

what is this?
Li Chuang clicked several times in a row, and a row of prompts popped up on the screen:
Is energy tested?

Without hesitation, yes!
Energy testing...

Your Energy Value: 1
Not enough energy to enter!
I rub, anyway, I am also 1.8 meters tall, although I can't say that I am strong, but I still have a few abdominal muscles.

Nima, the energy value is 1?

The meaning of 1 is obvious, that is: spicy chicken!

After reading it back and forth several times, I really didn't understand what this energy meant, so Li Chuang didn't bother to pay attention, changed his clothes and went out.

……

After dinner, Li Chuang came back early.

Alas, thinking about how I used to go out for a walk with women, but now I'm living a lonely single life, it's hard work.

Turn on the phone, the chat group is quiet.

Not scientific.

This group of funny gods has no water?
Just curious, the phone vibrated.

Someone is bubbling.

Shrimp Soldiers: Where is the God of Fortune?Didn't you agree to give out red envelopes? (despise)

Crab General: I guess I went to the big health care again (satisfied)
Niutou: His old bones must have been hollowed out.

Clairvoyance: Hehe, is there anything that a bottle of balm can't solve (pick nose)
Land Lord: The city can play...

A group of gods began to chat with each other again, and Li Chuang also laughed heartily, and his mood improved a lot.

It is estimated that the cursed ears became hot, and the god of fortune finally showed his face.

God of Fortune: I am here, please greet me quickly!
God of Wealth: Shabi (a pile of shit)

Bull head: Shabi (a pile of shit)

Horse face: Shabi (a pile of shit)

……

God of Fortune: Cough cough, well, taking advantage of the beautiful scenery on a good day, I decided to give out red envelopes...

God of Wealth: Hurry up, why do you still want to give a speech?
Niutou: That’s right, be more sincere!

Shrimp Soldiers: Less tricks!
At this time, Li Chuang has already been gearing up, just waiting for the red envelope to appear, I don't believe it, I still can't beat you group of funny comparisons?

Ding!
A huge red envelope appeared.

grab!
Li Chuang poked dozens of times almost instantly, hehe, my brother was single for more than ten years.

The red envelopes have been snatched up.

Looking at the prompt on the screen, Li Chuang was speechless for a while.

Nima, I refuse to accept it!
And the gods who didn't grab it in the group started to be lively again.

Niutou: I'll wipe it, I didn't grab it.

Ma Mian: Hahaha, I got the lucky charm!

Shrimp Soldiers: Did not grab +1
Clairvoyance: Why did you only send out ten? How stingy, the dignified God of Fortune is so stingy when he sends out a red envelope.

Little ghost A: Stingy!

……

Li Chuang clicked on the red envelope information, and there were only ten red envelopes, and he couldn't help feeling that the God of Fortune was really stingy.

Unable to stand all kinds of complaints in the group, Fushen has committed embarrassment and cancer.

God of Fortune: Ahem, since fellow Taoists are dissatisfied, I will do it again!
Niutou: That's true!
Clairvoyance: The god of good fortune is great, okay!

……

Li Chuang held his breath and focused, staring at the screen, I still don't believe it, I can't grab it?
Ding!
The red envelope is here!

Li Chuang poked out again like lightning, wishing he could poke a hole in the phone.

Got it!

Congratulations, you got a lucky charm!
Li Chuang was immediately excited, and instead of watching the funny chats in the group, he directly clicked on the red envelope page.

Cosmos bag

A small storage compartment appeared on the phone, and a small piece of talisman paper lay quietly inside, shining golden, very extraordinary.

Lucky Charm: A lucky charm made by Fushen, you can get good luck within two days after using it.

With a tap of your finger, a button pops up on the screen: Receive
confirm!

A miraculous thing happened, a faint golden light flashed on Li Chuang's hand, and a small note appeared!
Fuck!Li Chuang was terrified by this sudden scene, his heart trembled, his hands trembled, and he almost threw the phone out.

What the hell?Li Chuang carefully looked around, but there was nothing!

So, he boldly probed and took a look. The talisman paper was shining golden, engraved with all kinds of complicated and gorgeous runes, which was very mysterious.

Is this a lucky charm?

This group of funny comparisons can't really be gods, can they?

Or, try?
It's just how to use this thing?

Following the thoughts in his mind, a row of information appeared in his mind instantly. How to use it:
Recite the mantra silently: Believe in the god of blessings and gain eternal life!

Fuck, I really know how to play.

But he didn't care about these details anymore, Li Chuang held the good luck charm and read aloud: Believe in the God of Fortune, you will have eternal life!
The lucky charm turned into a golden light and disappeared.

Bathed in the golden light, there is an inexplicable sense of comfort.

only?This is gone?
Go out and try the effect?

After making up his mind, Li Chuang went out directly.

Walking through the neighborhood, holding your head high, after all, my brother is also a man who has been blessed by the gods, so please give me an affair.

"Snapped!"

Suddenly stepping on a soft lump under his feet, Li Chuang couldn't control his balance, he stumbled and fell down.

Smelly!

Look to the ground!
Nima, shit!
Turning around, I saw a group of loving young men and women walking by in front of me, and the man was holding a husky in his hand.

"Pooh!"

In Li Chuang's heart, ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped by, with a piece of dog feces on his pants, and walking along the road, the stench made a passing beauty cast a contemptuous look.

What the hell!
Good luck charm!

Say good luck!What I want is not dog shit luck.

I really want to cry but have no tears.

Come on, I'm not in the mood to go out.

Or go back to sleep in despair.

At this time, there is only one thing Li Chuang wants to do most, which is to go to the group to complain about the God of Fortune.

About to take out the phone, the phone rang.

A look at the caller ID, a stranger.

"Hello."

Li Chuang remained polite.

"Hello, is this Mr. Li Chuang?"

A gentle female voice came from the phone.

Cough, good luck?

"That's right, I'm Li Chuang."

"I'm a buyer of Jasmine Company, yes, we've met before."

Only then did I remember that this woman was the client I had been in contact with a few days ago, but she didn't win in the end.

Li Chuang was instantly upset.

"Oh, may I ask, what are you doing?"

"That's right. After comprehensive consideration, our company still thinks that the material you recommended is of better quality, so we decided to cooperate with your company!"

There was a hint of apology in the woman's voice, but the words were still very clear.

Li Chuang was dumbfounded.

What the hell?

This is not playing me, is it?
"Hi, are you still there?"

Li Chuang quickly replied, "Yes, yes."

"So, let's make another appointment and sign the contract?"

What the hell!

Is there such a beauty in the world?It is said that being a salesman is hard work, and I never thought that customers would come to sign a contract on their own initiative.

Could it be?Is the lucky charm working?
No matter what the reason is, let's answer first and then say, "Alright, let's meet at Fortress Hotel tomorrow morning!"

"Well, it's settled.

After hanging up the phone, Li Chuang was still in a daze, he didn't care about the dog shit on his body, holding his mobile phone, he saw the funny gods in the group.

He kissed her hard twice.

……

Two old people passing by looked at this young man who was full of shit but excited, and sighed, "Young people nowadays are really heavy..."

(End of this chapter)