Universal red envelope

Chapter 92
"Here's a piece of news: At four o'clock this afternoon, two speeding cars were monitored on Nanhang Road. Because the speed was too fast, the surveillance could not capture the license plate. The speed is extremely prone to accidents, and I would like to remind all drivers to drive carefully and abide by traffic laws..."

Seeing this, Li Chuang smiled.

He is currently lying leisurely on the sofa, watching TV and playing with his mobile phone.

Of course, the mood is also good!

Speaking of which, there were no water groups for several days, and I really missed those gods. When I opened the chat group of earth immortals, overwhelming news came out again.

Li Chuang browsed casually for a while, and found that they were all meaningless nonsense, but there was a long-lost intimacy.

Moreover, the group of gods chatted very funny, just like reading a novel, and Li Chuang read it with gusto.

And of course, some useful information!

Fushen: Good news for everyone!

Xiaotiangou: What's the news? Is there a salary increase?

Lucky God: Guess!
Xiao Bailong: Hehe, guess your sister!

God of Wealth: Let me guess, is it a matter of recruiting from the Heavenly Court?

Fushen: Damn it!how do you know?

God of Wealth: My husband knows everything about astronomy and geography on Baidu Encyclopedia. Can this little thing stump me?
Xiaotiangou: So awesome?Then I will test you!

God of Wealth: Just take the test!If you lose, I'll live broadcast ****!

Xiaotiangou: Please listen to the question, why can snakes swim?

God of Wealth: Because the snake has learned!

Xiaotiangou: No, because the snake ate the frog!

God of Wealth: ...

Xiaotiangou: Listening to the question, why can eagles fly?
God of Wealth: Because it ate the chicken!

Xiaotiangou: No, because eagles have wings!

God of Wealth: ...

Xiaotiangou: Listen to the question again, why can the mouse talk?

God of Wealth: Damn, your mouse can talk?
Xiaotiangou: Because the mice ate lamp oil!

God of Wealth: Eat Nima, get out of here!
Little White Dragon...

Erlang God...

Yama……

Ha ha ha ha
It was a cold joke, but Li Chuang still laughed.

However, let's not tell jokes first, because he saw Hades.

After returning from the underworld, Li Chuang hadn't contacted the King of Hades. He happened to be free now, why don't he go to the underworld?
Just do it!

Li Chuang took out a sign from the drawer. The sign was black with some mysterious patterns on it. It was sent to him by Hades, and he could talk directly.

Li Chuang was too lazy to study the uses of these patterns, he just said to the sign: "Call Hades!"

After a few minutes, a voice came from the sign: "Oh, my agent, do you still know how to contact me? How long has it been?"

Cough cough, Li Chuang smiled wryly and said, "I've been too busy recently to take care of it. Does Lord Yan Wang have any orders?"

"I don't have any orders, just bring some more pills from last time!"

Nima, Li Chuang is also drunk, so it turns out that the king of Hades is not thinking about himself, but about the pills?
But he didn't care, just said: "No problem, let the attracting ghost come again."

"it is good!"

……

After hanging up the phone, Li Chuang called Qiao Dazhuang again and asked him to prepare ten boxes of medicine.

Qiao Dazhuang didn't argue any more, and agreed quickly.

Li Chuang felt relieved, so he changed his clothes and waited for the ghost to come over.

however……

He had just taken off his pants, and before he could change them, someone slapped him on the back.

What the hell!

This sudden suddenness made Li Chuang tremble in fright.

He turned his head in bewilderment, and saw Zhao Yinggui standing behind him smiling, that smile was so wretched.

Li Chuang had a chill, and wished he could kick this guy to death, but he couldn't kick him at all.

He could only stare at him and said, "What the hell is wrong with you, peeking at the man changing clothes?"

The attracting ghost lowered her head shyly, like an angry little daughter-in-law, and said coyly, "I haven't seen you for a few days, I miss you!"

Nani?

Is this gay?

Sigh, a man as amazing and talented as brother, even attracted sex?

However, Li Chuang is not interested in the same sex.

He didn't bother to talk about attracting ghosts, he just ordered: "Go to Donglin Medicinal Materials, there are pills I prepared there, you bring them here."

Zhao Yinggui frowned and was about to complain, but Li Chuang glared at him and said, "Don't be silly, I'll send you a box later!"

The attracting ghost left in a hurry.

One time raw and two times cooked, this time the efficiency is obviously faster, after 10 minutes, the attracting ghost has come back.

Li Chuang also changed his clothes, and said lightly, "Let's go!"

The attracting ghost nodded and waved his hand.

……

Came to the position of the stele again.

There was no need to attract ghosts to guide the way, he went straight to Yan Wang's mansion, the street was still lively, and the brothel was still noisy.

Li Chuang was in a hurry and didn't care.

It's just that he has to care about it today because he wants to buy something!

After all, he is a merchant between the underworld and the mortal world, so he can't just sell but not buy.

The money you earned last time is still in your pocket, so why not go shopping this time?
Hey, others are shopping on Double Eleven, but my brother is shopping in the underworld!

First, he brought the pills to Hades, and Li Chuang didn't stay long, so he came out directly, ready to go shopping.

Of course, if you are unfamiliar with the place, you still need to attract ghosts to show you the way.

"What good things does the underworld have?"

Li Chuang was walking on the street, turned his head and asked the attracting ghost.

"There are too many good things, what do you want?"

Attract ghosts to answer cheerfully.

Li Chuang thought for a while and said, "Whatever is useful to ordinary people is fine!"

The attracting ghost scratched his head: "There are many useful ones, I can't tell at all, why don't we go to the market?"

Then go shopping!

Led by the attracting ghost, Li Chuang came to a busy street.

How lively is it?

There are people everywhere on the street, no, they are all ghosts, bustling with people, it really is full of ghosts!
On both sides of the street, ghosts of different colors set up simple stalls and yelled to sell things.

Of course, these are "hawkers", and those shops are the real ones!
However, to Li Chuang, there was no difference between them, because Li Chuang didn't even know each other.

He decided to start from the other end of the street, go shopping slowly, and buy whatever is useful!
My brother has one hundred thousand oceans in his pocket, and he also brought ten boxes of pills, not short of money!

……

The first stall is a little ghost, she is selling food, Li Chuang is not interested.

The second booth is a bit interesting. This is a female ghost. Her booth is very small, just spread on the ground with cloth, and a few things are scattered on it.

These things are nothing unusual, they are all small pendants and jewelry.

Alas, regardless of any generation and any place, the love of beauty will never be lacking.

As with humans, so with ghosts.

These small jewelry are very ordinary, but the material is different from the ordinary world, but this is not what Li Chuang cares about.

What he cares about is another place: the usefulness of jewelry!
(End of this chapter)