The bereavement boss, he is crooked behind my back

Chapter 202 Old before 30 years old?

"Ahem, cough, what," at the door, the young male teacher walked in with a USB flash drive, a flash of apology flashed in his eyes, but he was thick-skinned, "Oh, I really didn't expect you, a student of Yangying, to be alone. All of you can’t help but toss. Why don’t you just turn off the light, since you’ve all chosen this course, why haven’t you made the preparations that should be done?”

All students: "..."

How dare you ask them back? !Is this what a fucking teacher can say? !Is it human? ! !

They are all university teachers, but they dare to play with students like this! ! !
Depend on!Where is the principal's reporting hotline? !Wait for a backhand to go!
"These two classmates, did your mouth, uh, your face collide?"

The focus of the young male teacher's eyes is obviously Ruan Yuan and Shi Yi who are separated by the crowd in the center.

As for the pale-faced Gu Xi next to him, he didn't see any trauma and chose to ignore it automatically.

Although I know very well in my heart, sometimes invisible internal injuries are more hidden dangers than visible external injuries.

But in such an embarrassing situation, he can only do superficial work first.

Alas, these days, if you want to be an innovative teacher, the risk of being laid off is not small.

Shi Yi didn't want to talk anymore, because the wound on his cheek would be involved if he opened his mouth, but after seeing the thing in front of him that was suspected to be Teacher General, he still hesitated and said, "Yes. Teacher, we just pressed, pressed to that point. It's on the cloth..."

"Huh?" The male teacher showed a touching smile as you continued.

She couldn't help swallowing: "It seems to crush the thing under the cloth..."

In the darkness just now, she clearly felt a sinking feeling coming from her back—it was the sinking feeling suspected of being crushed by her.

Hiss, I was so frightened.

Until now, this feeling of heart-pounding is still lingering in her back, accompanied by the endless loop of cold wind from the air conditioner.

"Oh," the male teacher picked up the USB flash drive and introduced himself calmly, "My surname is Li, Li Sheng, and you can call me Lao Li."

Shi Yi: "... Teacher, how old are you? I feel that the title Lao Li is not suitable for your age."

"Yoxi, this question," Li Sheng actually covered his face shyly, "Guess what?"

"..." After a few moments of silence, someone finally interacted with him regardless of the past, "Looking like the teacher, he must not be thirty."

"Guess again, be specific, come on, use your powerful face recognition function!" He raised his hand and waved it in the air, just like the enchanting old bustard in a brothel.

Too young to be a university teacher, Gu Xi quietly patted his chest, feeling that he needed to say something to relax his body, so he guessed softly, "28?"

"Hahaha, congratulations to this classmate, you got the right answer! Sigh, I'm getting old, I'm not as good as you guys, I was almost startled by your screams just now." Li Sheng put his hands on his hips and sighed.

Shi Yi said awkwardly: "...Teacher, we are about the same age."

We, me and you, are fine.

Li Sheng thought she was farting: "What are you talking about, aren't you only eighteen or nineteen years old when you are freshmen, so you are still ten years behind me. Classmate, listen carefully, it is ten years old, not one year old. Two years old. Alas, my youth has passed away, and now I am half an old fried dough stick, but you are still the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning! So keep working hard! How can you be scared by a little bit of darkness!"

Successfully wrangling back to his prank, it sounded like he was doing it for their benefit.

All students: "..."

When Gu Xi heard the adjective "half old fritters", the corners of Gu Xi's mouth twitched.

Dare to love yourself, already this old...

Shi Yi already seriously felt that this off-track topic could not be continued, so he looked at the piece of cloth in front of him and wanted to go back to the first topic just now.

"Ms. Li," Ruan Yuan suddenly wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and pointed at Shi Yi and Gu Xi one by one expressionlessly, "One of these two is my brother, who is going to be 26, and the other is my brother's friend. , to be 28. They all came to observe."

He almost said bluntly: Do you think they are old too?

Li Sheng opened his mouth slowly, in disbelief, "...huh?"

Originally, I wanted to rely on the old to sell the old tonight, so that these students respected him somewhat, but I didn't expect that it would be disadvantageous just after leaving the teacher.

"Oh, you two look much younger than me," he hurriedly laughed and looked at Gu Xi, "Especially you, you don't feel like my peers at all, how do you usually take care of yourself? What’s the secret? Oh, we’re not old at 28, I just feel that this age is older compared to a bunch of college students.”

"Okay, Teacher Li," Shi Yi felt that his words had stabbed Gu Xi in the heart again, so he resolutely changed the direction of the wind and pointed at the layer of cloth with a solemn face, "What if we crush this... ?”

Li Sheng laughed when he heard this: "Did you say that?"

"Huh-huh???" Shi Yi wrinkled his whole face after seeing him turn around and lift the cloth, "This--"

"Syndaver is an anatomical teaching aid that is close to the real human body. It is composed of 85% water and other fibers, salts and organic compounds. It is different from previous human teaching aids, and its most special feature is that it is not only appearance and real There is almost no difference in the human body, and it can successfully simulate all the characteristics of a living body, such as being able to move, bleed, breathe, and the pupils will shrink in response to light." Li Sheng talked eloquently.

The audience fell into a deathly silence.

So... just now they were just scaring themselves?
what a shame.

Shi Yi silently supported his forehead: "Since it's just an anatomy teaching aid, why did you cover it with a cloth? On purpose?"

"That's right, isn't this the pursuit of excitement, so you have to pursue it to the end. Actually, I originally wanted to take you to the freezer that specializes in freezing corpses. This kind of experience is better, but your school doesn't have that kind of hardware. , I can only turn the air conditioner to the lowest level. But now it seems that the effect is enough, and it is a bit too much." Li Sheng used the hand that had just lifted the cloth to remove the bangs on his forehead.

The high hairline is immediately revealed.

"..." The student who was interacting with him just now couldn't help gasping, thinking that if Li Sheng hadn't covered the hairline, he would have guessed his age to be over 35 years old.

Gu Xi also subconsciously touched his hairline, and then heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there are not many costume dramas.

Shi Yi felt embarrassed for Li Sheng, so he pretended to be studying, "Mr. Li, when will you start the class? I can't wait to take this class."

(End of this chapter)