My star wife and I are in love on a live broadcast in the wilderness

Chapter 146 Playing with you, but you want to kill me!pirate?What pirates?
The arm was dislocated.

Does it hurt?

Of course it hurts.

But Thirteen didn't care at all.

It's not because he is competitive, but because he doesn't want to embarrass his master.

Even if it was just a simple sparring, even if the other party was just joking, but as Han Xiao's apprentice, he must not lose!

This is the belief in his heart.

Paranoid?

Do not!
Although he and Han Xiao didn't know each other not long ago, everything Han Xiao did gave him a second life.

So no matter under any circumstances, he was willing to do everything he could to protect everything Han Xiao had.

This is repayment.

It's more of a recognition.

Thirteen staggered to his feet, his eyes still fixed on Wu Dabiao.

After a while, he took another step and walked towards Wu Dabiao.

"Damn?! Are you still coming???" Seeing this, Wu Dabiao retreated again and again, and kept cursing, "Damn, I'm just playing with you, but you want to play with me , just like your master, they are all fucking lunatics!"

But Thirteen didn't seem to hear it.

Still persistently pursued.

At last.

Wu Dabiao could only raise his hands high, cursing and saying: "Okay, okay, I surrender, I surrender, okay? I'm afraid of you!"

In fact, if it really continues, Wu Dabiao will not lose.

But also as he said.

He didn't intend to fight desperately with Shisan, a little lunatic.

If you continue to fight, even if you win, let alone lose face, according to Shisan's desperate temperament, what will happen may happen, so he can only give in.

"Okay, Thirteen, it's almost there." At this time, Han Xiao finally spoke.

This is the end.

Thirteen just stopped.

Wu Dabiao breathed a sigh of relief, and Shu Mengying and the others also breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately, Han Xiao got up and walked to Shisan's side, raised his hand and slapped Shisan on the back of the head, reprimanded him: "Are you stupid? You were made to fight, not your life!"

"Brother, the lesson is right, this kid is a stickler." Wu Dabiao echoed while wiping his nosebleeds.

Thirteen lowered his head and said in a deep voice, "Master, I was wrong."

Han Xiao did not speak.

Instead, he grabbed Shisan's dislocated arm, twisted it violently, and then heard a crunch.

The dislocated arm was quickly reattached.

At this time, he said: "Where is the mistake?"

"It's my fault that I shouldn't risk my life." Thirteen replied cautiously.

But Han Xiao slapped him again, and slapped him on the back of the head: "Wrong! You are wrong, you don't use your brain when fighting."

"Why are you always staring at his head? You can hit him. If you feinted just now and kicked his crotch, he would have no chance to catch him."

"Even if you are captured, there is no need to dislocate your hands. Don't you still have feet? You just need to."

As he said that, Han Xiao suddenly looked at Wu Dabiao who was at the side, "Instructor Wu, come here for a while, I'll give him a demonstration."

Thirteen: "Amount"

Shu Mengying: "."

Li Yitong: "."

Chen Lianshan: "."

Hearing Han Xiao's reprimand and the unexpected reversal.

Several people couldn't help but laugh.

want to laugh.

But dare not laugh.

The corner of Wu Dabiao's mouth twitched even more, and he stepped back and cursed: "You teach your apprentice, why do you use me as an example? I won't do it, so don't come here!"

It's okay if it's an ordinary demonstration, but just now Han Xiao talked about kicking the crotch, how could he agree.

Because he knew that when Han Xiao said he would kick his crotch, he would definitely give him a kick.

With this kick, he still has to be the last one?

"Don't be so stingy, hurry up and catch me with the method just now." Han Xiao walked towards Wu Dabiao while talking.

Then he punched Wu Dabiao with the technique of Thirteen just now.

Although Wu Dabiao was unwilling in every possible way.

But he could only bite the bullet and take it.

There's no way, if he doesn't resist, Han Xiao's punch will definitely bring him down.

And then.
"Ow!!!"

"You, your uncle!!!"

A heart-piercing scream resounded through the sky in an instant.

I saw Wu Dabiao clutching his crotch, his legs were weak and limp, drops of cold sweat appeared on his forehead, and his face turned red from holding back.

"How is it? Have you learned it?" At this moment, Han Xiao turned to look at Thirteen.

Thirteen thought about it, then nodded seriously: "Master, I understand."

And the audience in the live room.

Already laughing now.

"Poor big Biao, hahaha"

"On the surface, it is teaching the apprentice, but in fact it is helping the apprentice to vent their anger."

"Han Xiao said: If you beat my apprentice, I'll beat you, isn't it fair?"

"It turns out that Han Xiao is not only a wife-protecting madman, but also a disciple-protecting madman. I'm dying of laughter!"

"Da Biao has never been a man again."

"It's such a terrific family, I have also learned it, and I will try it with my husband tonight."

"Looking for a husband to experiment? You don't want the happiness of the rest of your life?"

"What blessing?"

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It's getting dark.

On the table.

Wu Dabiao drank in a muffled voice, crossing his legs.

Perhaps, now only wine can make him forget the pain.

After drinking for three rounds, after Shu Mengying and the other girls had left, and Han Xiao also turned off the live broadcast, Wu Dabiao said, "Brother, have you been to the pirate's lair? Kill more than thirty at once. You must have been too ruthless."

Hear this.

Thirteen eyes flickered slightly.

He already knew who Wu Dabiao was, and he couldn't help being a little nervous when he heard the other party asking about it.

Of course, the main reason is that Wu Dabiao will hold Han Xiao accountable.

But Han Xiao had a calm face, and asked back: "Pirates? What pirates? Instructor Wu, I don't know what you're talking about."

Wu Dabiao immediately rolled his eyes.

He knew that Han Xiao was about to start acting like a rascal, so he simply stopped asking. If Han Xiao really didn't want to say it, or refused to admit it, he couldn't do anything about Han Xiao.

So he changed the subject: "By the way, the training plan you formulated last time was very effective, and the soldiers have all improved a lot. When you have time, come to my place to have a look, and then help me formulate a training plan. The next training plan."

"In two days." Han Xiao said.

Hearing that Han Xiao agreed so readily, Wu Dabiao was suddenly surprised.

After a short pause, Han Xiao suddenly said, "However, you have to do me a favor."

"I thought you had a sex change. You promised to be so straightforward. Tell me, what's your business?"

"Help my apprentice get an ID card."

"ID card?"

"Well, he has been taken away by pirates for so many years, and his account is probably canceled. You can help him find a new identity."

"Damn! Didn't you just say that you don't know about pirates?"

"Pirates? What pirates? Da Biao, are you messing up again?"

"Your uncle!"

"Do you want an ID card or not?"

"Can't you hack into the system yourself? How can I be used?"

"What hacking into the system? Don't talk nonsense, I never do anything illegal."

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Wu Dabiao rolled his eyes at Han Xiao again, and said angrily: "It's fine to apply for a certificate, but if you let your apprentice drink me down, I'll do it for him tomorrow."

"I can't fucking cure you, and I can't cure your apprentice?"

Han Xiao smiled and said nothing.

He gave Shisan a look.

then
A "war" began.

(End of this chapter)