My star wife and I are in love on a live broadcast in the wilderness

Chapter 63 Are You A Needle Eye?A handsome husband should meet his father-in-law!
"Why don't you say that you have bad legs and feet, and you want me to carry you on your back?"

Han Xiao looked at Wu Dabiao and said indifferently.

He is a dignified special instructor, would he be afraid of crocodiles?
This is not a joke.

Unexpectedly, Wu Dabiao nodded seriously, and said: "If you want, brother, you can carry me on your back. Anyway, we are all men, and I won't take advantage of you."

"Get out!" Hearing this, Han Xiao couldn't help but scolded with a smile.

This Wu Dabiao, in order to allow himself to participate in his training as a pioneer, really brought out his rogue skills to the extreme.

"Who is that big fool?"

"The cook that Han Xiao just invited back, don't you know?"

"It's the butler."

"Why do I look like a pimp?"

"No, no, he is the robber you were pinned down and rubbed against by Han Xiao that day. You just shaved his beard, so you can't recognize him."

"I advise you not to talk nonsense. He is a special instructor. Who do you think called the helicopter last night? It was him!"

"So arrogant?"

"Did you hear that just now? Crocodile! Is Han Xiao going to perform a show of tearing a crocodile tomorrow?!"

"."

Audience in the live broadcast room.

It actually started to discuss Wu Dabiao.

After all, he has a strong back, looks quite upright, and has a somewhat good temperament, but this is in stark contrast to his appearance when he and Han Xiao were playing rascals.

It makes people feel very funny, but also mixed with a little silly, and this kind of contrast also pleases the audience.

Stupid guy.

It seems that it is naturally harmless to humans and animals.

"I'll call Yitong, otherwise she won't dare to come out for dinner tonight." After Han Xiao and Wu Dabiao sat down, Shu Mengying walked to the opposite room.

The food on the table was still as rich as yesterday.

And there was an extra plate of peanuts today. It seemed that Wu Dabiao was going to fight Han Xiao to death today.

After all, wine with peanuts tastes different from wine without peanuts.

"Brother Han Xiao, let's drink one first." Wu Dabiao was the first to raise his glass.

After the two had a drink.

Wu Dabiao did not have the slightest tact, and directly cut to the main point, saying: "Brother, what do you think about the matter I told you? If you think it is necessary, I can also arrange for you in my camp." Position."

But Han Xiao said, "I'm live broadcasting, so you should be careful with what you say, in case something leaks out, you have to wipe your own ass."

"It's okay." Wu Dabiao waved his hand, "This matter is not a secret in the first place. If the matter goes well, maybe there will be publicity. This is also a deterrent to criminals."

At this moment.

Shu Mengying and Li Yitong walked in.

Li Yitong sat across from Han Xiao, keeping his head down all the time, and would glance at Han Xiao from time to time.

He looks very much like a brat who has just been taught a lesson by his parents, timid and honest.

"Why, Miss Li, do you have a needle's eye? Don't you dare to look up?" Han Xiao looked at Li Yitong and joked with interest.

"You just have the eye of a needle." Li Yitong hurriedly raised his head to retort, but soon his tone suddenly weakened, "Actually, I didn't mean to peek at you sleeping. It's the fans, and it's all their fault. They let me watch it! "

heard.

Shu Mengying's face turned reddish.

Han Xiao laughed directly.

"If your conscience doesn't hurt, rich woman, we'll take the blame!"

"If your conscience doesn't hurt, rich woman, we'll take the blame!"

"If your conscience doesn't hurt, rich woman, we'll take the blame!"

"."

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately chimed in.

The atmosphere at dinner was pleasant.

Wu Dabiao is also very good at enlivening the atmosphere. To Shu Mengying, she is the elder sister-in-law, and the younger sister-in-law is short.

Perhaps because he found that Han Xiao was too difficult to attack, he had already planned to save the country.

In the lively atmosphere, Li Yitong finally stopped being so embarrassed. She took out her mobile phone and looked at it, and then said: "The program group has launched a new event called a mysterious guest. Now the quiz has begun. You guessed it." Who could it be?"

Shu Mengying took the phone and glanced at it.

It was found that the quiz list above was all her relatives and friends, three aunts, six wives, and her parents.

Seeing this, she suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart.

Although she came to the tropical rainforest, she also took the time to call home, but she only told her parents that she was working, and she hadn't mentioned her marriage to her parents.

After all, her parents have their own things to do, and they rarely pay attention to the entertainment industry, let alone watch live broadcasts, and before coming to the tropical rainforest, she has been hidden in the snow, and her reputation has long since plummeted.

So she thought, there is no need to tell them, anyway, after the show is over, they will get divorced.

but.

She didn't expect it.

Han Xiao unexpectedly became so hot in a short period of time.

And she also fell in love with Han Xiao.

If the program team really got in touch with her relatives and friends, then her marriage would be completely revealed.

She didn't tell her family about such a big matter. If her parents asked her, she really didn't know how to explain it.

"My friends, who are you guessing?" At this time, Li Yitong asked the audience in the live broadcast room.

The audience responded one after another.

"There's no need to guess? It must be the father-in-law and mother-in-law!"

"The mother-in-law came to inspect in person, and the next step is to discuss the matter of holding the grandson."

"Do you think the arrangement of the program group will be so clichéd? I guess it must be Mengmeng's aunt. I saw the photo of her aunt, and the charm is still there!"

"I think my aunt is more exciting!"

"The two upstairs, but the legendary crouching dragon and phoenix chick? The taste is so unique, I admire it."

"I love my mother-in-law!!!"

"666"

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Seeing the audience's answer, Li Yitong laughed immediately, then turned to look at Shu Mengying, and asked, "Sister Mengying, who do you think will come? Could it be your parents?"

"No way, they are all very busy, so they probably don't have time to come." Shu Mengying replied absent-mindedly.

She was still thinking about how to explain it.

But at this time, Han Xiao suddenly leaned into her ear, and said softly, "Don't be nervous, an ugly daughter-in-law wants to see her in-laws, and a handsome husband should also see his father-in-law. Your parents are here, so I'll explain it to you."

Hearing this, Shu Mengying's pretty face blushed, and Han Xiao saw through her thoughts again.

But after regaining her senses for a while, she said coquettishly: "Hey! Shameless. How can anyone praise themselves like that. Also, who do you call ugly!"

of course.

Han Xiao's carefulness.

It still made her feel warm as always.

Three rounds of wine.

It was already midnight.

Shu Mengying and Li Yitong had already washed and rested early.

It's just that Wu Dabiao was still unwilling to admit defeat, saying that he must kill Han Xiao, and that's why he has been drinking until now.

but.

Wu Dabiao is obviously not Han Xiao's opponent. His face is flushed now, and he has already started to speak drunken words: "Brother, I'm not bragging. I was really not afraid of you that day. I asked you to complete the task. Surrender!"

"I know." Han Xiao grabbed a peanut and threw it into his mouth, smiling and nodding.

"Although you are very strong, I think it shouldn't be a problem to fight you for hundreds of rounds. Believe it or not? Let's go outside to make gestures now." Wu Dabiao said, shaking his body.

Han Xiao smiled and nodded again: "I believe, you are very strong, I know."

"vomit!!!"

however.

Just when Wu Dabiao was about to speak again.

He suddenly vomited!

However, perhaps because he didn't want to be ashamed, he forced the vomit into his mouth, but he didn't spit it out.

Then a grunt was heard.

he.
Swallowed it back.

"Damn!!! What did stupid Dabiao do?!"

"Ouch! NO! Damn fuck? I'm eating late at night!"

"Big Biaobiao is also a wolf!"

"The sense of substitution is very strong, I'm fucking on top, and the toilet is full!!!"

"Good job, don't waste food, worthy of praise!"

"."

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately yelled awesome.

Han Xiao couldn't help laughing, and then turned off the live broadcast casually. If Wu Dabiao really vomited later and the video was posted online, the consequence would be social death.

It is clear.

Han Xiao's worries were indeed right.

The moment he just closed the live broadcast room, Wu Dabiao let out another wow, ran outside the door and vomited.

"Are you okay?" After a while, Han Xiao stepped forward to ask.

"Small scene, small scene, just my physique." Wu Dabiao waved his hand, but soon, he suddenly changed the subject, "No, brother, I have something to do! I have to inspect the venue tomorrow, but in this state, don't you Come with me, I'm afraid I won't be able to go."

Hear this.

Han Xiao suddenly burst out laughing: "Okay, I'll go, you bastard, you're really shameless."

PS: For this group, there are still a dozen or so people left, so we can make up a hundred people. Is there anyone else who wants to come?
If you don't come, I'll start the train. Does anyone want to send me some souvenirs or something?The address is sent only once.

Group number: 805794702
Damn it! ! !
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