happy apocalypse

Chapter 22
We have been collecting mountain goods for nearly two days, and no one has sent anything anymore.

Since talking with the village chief, no villager in Tashan Village has come to me to sell grain, but the yard of my aunt's house is also full of things, too much.

We told my aunt that we would take the things to the freight station and deliver them back to City D through logistics.

My aunt said yes, she will help us find a car when we are leaving in a few days.We didn't dare to let her find a car, so in the afternoon when my aunt and uncle went out to work, we loaded the mountain goods on the car and pulled them in the direction of the county. Of course, we didn't go to the county. He put the mountain goods in the ring.

It took us four trips back and forth to pull the goods like this before we could transport all the things away.

We dare not take the goods away in the yard, because there are many neighbors watching by my aunt's house.If we are found, they can treat us as monsters and beat us to death with sticks.So for the sake of life safety, please trouble a little bit.

At dinner time, my aunt saw that the mountain goods in the yard were gone, and she was in a hurry.When we found out that we had been back and forth several times to post the mountain goods back to City D, he told us that if he wanted to post, he would ask someone in the village with a tractor for help, and he had to be in a hurry.The little uncle was helping us by the side, saying that the child is too old, and you are not allowed to do anything. It is not very good now.We silently support the little uncle in our hearts.

After dinner, I reflected on today's experience.Today I have achieved many firsts in my life, such as digging bamboo shoots for the first time, eating snake meat for the first time, and now I am going to collect trash for the first time.

One of the main purposes of our coming to the mountains is to collect raw materials that can be used to make charcoal.

According to Baidu, wood materials such as wood, sawdust, tree roots, fruit cores and fruit shells can be used to make charcoal, so we want to go to the forest farm to see if there are any leftovers from forest logging, and to see if there is any in the wood processing factory. Sawdust and other garbage.

We set off from my aunt's house pushing a wooden cart, and we had to look like we were collecting garbage.

When we came out of the cart, my aunt asked us what we were going to do. Jiang Zhi said wickedly, "My wife said that she experienced a lot of firsts in her life today, and decided to complete another one before the end of today. It is the first time to be me. push cart."

Afterwards, under the eyes of my aunt looking crazy, I got on a wooden cart for the first time in my life.

On the way to the forest farm, I sat on a wooden cart and grabbed a wicker by the side of the road.Suddenly, I remembered that the nursery rhymes my son sang fit the current scene, so I sang them.

"I have a little donkey
I never ride
One day I rode to the market on a whim

I have a small leather whip in my hand

I am proud
不 知 怎么 哗拉拉拉拉

I fell into the mud"

While singing, I took the wicker in my hand and lightly beat Jiang Zhi who was pushing the cart.After singing, I just started laughing.Jiang Zhi also cracked the corner of his mouth in the back, so we came to the forest farm singing and laughing all the way.

When we arrived at the forest farm, we didn't go in. We walked around the forest farm for a while, and saw that everyone in the forest farm was off work, and only one old man was on duty.The things we are looking for are piled up on the right side of the forest farm. It should be a garbage dump. They are all leftovers from wood making, including branches, branches, bark, felled roots and so on.

Before we could take any action, the old man spotted us and shouted at us, "Who's there and what are you doing?"

I think my voice is better than Jiang Zhi's voice at this time, so I said first: "Master, we are from ** village." I tried to confuse the enemy with my sweet voice, and I didn't report Tashan Village for safety. name.

"It's so late, what's the matter." The light of a flashlight shone on us.

"Master, we want to collect some waste." I continued to be confused, but it didn't seem to have much effect.The old man is very determined and has withstood the temptation of sugar-coated bullets.

"What waste?" The uncle has already come to us.

"Master, it's those branches and bark piled up over there." Jiang Zhi took over the task of confusing. When the uncle heard that we were going to pull these, his eyes stood up. Turned us down.

Jiang Zhi didn't wait for the old man to say anything, he stepped forward and grabbed the old man's hand, and said: "Master, please help, we came here because we really had no choice. Our house has a big shed, which needs to be kept warm, and the house is solid. I have no money, so I came to see if there are any unwanted branches in our forest farm, sir, you must help us!"

The uncle looked down at Jiang Zhi holding his hand, thought for a while and said, "Oh, I know it's not easy for everyone, but the forest farm belongs to the country. No matter how difficult we are, we can't damage the interests of the country. You don't want wood. Think about it."

As soon as I heard it, yes, today we have encountered an old revolution, and everything is based on the interests of the country and the collective. People like us who want to poach the corners of socialism should stand aside.

"However, if you can use the leftovers that our forest farm doesn't want, you can take them away." The uncle said and pointed to the garbage dump with his other hand.

Turning around, I pulled Jiang Zhi's clothes excitedly.

After hearing this, Jiang Zhi let go of the uncle's hand, thanked the uncle persistently, and said, "Okay, uncle, thank you very much, you can help us solve the big problem, and we don't want the things of the country, just those of you The branches to throw away will do."

Then, Jiang Zhi and I swept through the garbage dump in the forest farm with the help of the old man Da Geng.

When we walked out of the forest farm with the last load of bark, I said to Jiang Zhi: "I was scared to death just now, I thought this old revolutionary couldn't let us pull it. But this old man is really nice, once you say it When we had difficulties, he let us pull them."

Jiang Zhi pushed the cart to a distance, and said to me: "It's good, but the money is good."

"What do you mean?" I asked confused.

Jiang Zhi just smiled and said nothing, the more he kept silent, the more curious I was.So I rode on my little donkey again, and jumped onto Jiang Zhi's back from behind, with my arms around his neck and my legs wrapped around his waist, "Say it or not, say it or not."

Jiang Zhi was afraid that I would fall, so he dragged my butt with one hand.When I stabilized, I patted my butt and said, "I'm already a mother, and I'm not a professional. I didn't see it. I gave him 100 yuan before he agreed."

I snorted, "No, I didn't see you give him the money, when did it happen?"

Jiang Zhi let me hang on his body, and he continued to push the car forward.I am thinking while riding on a little donkey.

Finally I thought, "I see, it was when you grabbed his hand, right?" Jiang Zhi smiled and said nothing. "I said, he closed his eyes at the beginning, and he didn't look like he was going to agree. Why did he agree when you caught him and had difficulties talking about it. But why did you give him money? Even if we don’t want the branches, they can’t use them, so we have to throw them away.”

"It's just that they don't want it anymore. It belongs to the country and the forest farm. You can throw it away, but you can't if you want it." Jiang Zhi tilted his head and kissed my face.

"Then we can take it away secretly." I also kissed back.

"Think about it, such a large pile of things disappeared overnight without anyone noticing. Is it big news? We need to keep a low profile." He kissed me again.

"Then it disappeared overnight."

"That's the old man's business, you can rest assured that he will think of a perfect reason for us." He changed his face and kissed me again.

"That's right, take people's money and help them eliminate disasters! Don't kiss me, rascal." I saw that he was about to turn around and kiss me again, so I resisted.

"It's not a little donkey anymore." He still kissed him.

"It's the little donkey." I sang the song of the little donkey on Jiang Zhi again.

"I have a little donkey
I never ride
One day I rode to the market on a whim

I have a small leather whip in my hand

I am proud
不 知 怎么 哗拉拉拉拉

I fell into the mud"

I was singing happily when the phone rang suddenly, I took it out and saw it was my best friend Xu Ran.

"Hallo, little Ranran."

"Cricket, where are you going? Hurry up and gather at the old place. Today Han Han treats guests, and you can eat, drink and have fun at night without family members." Xu Ran shot like a machine gun when he heard my voice on the other side of the phone. Said a lot of things.

Han Han is another best friend of mine named Han Chunhua. She thinks her name is unique, so let us call her Han Han.Later, the son I gave birth to was also called Han Han, which had the same pronunciation as hers. She even got angry with me, saying that we did it on purpose to take advantage of her.It seems that Han Han is about to bleed heavily tonight, but I can't participate.

"Sorry, I can't participate in today's event." I returned in a good mood, and Jiang Zhi leaned over and kissed me again, especially loudly.

"It's okay, cricket, you can't do without your old ginger, right? You go to bed and do exercises as soon as it gets dark. You don't have to worry about tiring old ginger." Apparently Xiao Ranran misunderstood that we were not doing good things.

This tone is envious and jealous.Nowadays, men are all strong outsiders, and they usually look like dragons, but they turn into worms when they reach the real chapter. Our girlfriends always discuss this issue. Jiang Zhi once said that we old women are too empty, so we will talk about this.

One of the most classic times was that several of us old women wanted to buy raincoats for husband and wife health supplies online. I wanted the most, so I counted the number.

I asked Xiao Ranran, "How many boxes do you want?"

Xiao Ranran looked at me and said, "Is there a shelf life?"

I said, "Of course there is, and the warranty period is one year."

She asked me again, "How many boxes did you buy?"

I am embarrassed to say, "Buy 12 boxes first, exactly one box a month. If it is not enough, I will buy it temporarily, or if I buy too much, I will waste it."

She looked at me with a constipated look on her face and said, "I won't buy it. After you mail it, just give me two of them and it will be enough for me to use for a year."

Seeing me looking at her in surprise, she yelled at me in shame and indignation, "You think that everyone else is like you, and they have sperm on their heads every day. Our family Pengpeng is a person who does big things. It can hold up to March."

After hearing this, we laughed out loud.Her family, Pengpeng, is too tolerant, and it only happened once in March. No wonder Xiao Ranran hated us when she mentioned this topic. It turned out that she was dissatisfied with her desires.

I remembered what happened that time, and laughed again. Jiang Zhi was next to me and asked me what I was laughing at. I whispered and told you later.

"You guessed wrong this time. I'm in the mountains with Lao Jiang, and I'm about to ride my little donkey to collect the trash." I jumped on Jiang Zhi in shock.

"What?" Xu Ran didn't understand.

"Okay, Jiang Zhi and I are not in City D right now. We definitely won't be able to participate in group activities today. Have fun by yourselves. When I go back, I'm saying goodbye to you." After finishing speaking, I didn't care There was a clamor on the other end of the phone, and she hung up the phone decisively.

Afterwards, I told Jiang Zhi that Xu Ran's husband would be able to cope with March if he didn't.Jiang Zhi was also overjoyed after hearing this, I could feel that Jiang Zhi was very proud.

Men also like to compare this aspect, and hope that they are the most capable. Look at Jiang Zhi's proud virtue now.

In this way, we talked and laughed and came to the wood processing factory not far from the forest farm. We implemented the old method and used 100 yuan to bribe and beat the old man.Then they took away the wood and bamboo cuttings, sawdust, wood cores, shavings, wood blocks, etc. from the wood processing factory.

After I went back, I struggled with the placement of these garbage and sawdust.

I don't want to put it in the storage ring. If I put food and garbage in the same space, I have obstacles in my heart.Jiang Zhi said that he should find a separate storage bag to put it in, and just throw it in the space in the future, and take it from the space when it is used.

I think it's too wasteful to use storage bags that others can't afford to buy for garbage.But I can't think of another way, and now I can only do this.

I spent a long time choosing in the space, and then I brought out a 100-square-meter storage bag for Jiang Zhi. I was afraid that the small one would not be enough.

(End of this chapter)