Mystery Leaks

Chapter 452 A Long Fart

After leaving Wang's place, we stopped by the newly built shop.

The one guarding here is Liu Erlong.

Although this man is a bit of a ruffian and idle, but he has a ruthless heart in his bones. He was the one who stabbed to death the three brothers of the Tu family, Tu Xiong and Tu Bao, from the back in Mrs. Jin Di's, that is, Wu Xiangzi's suspected grave, and saved me. And Cao Nan died.

At the same time, he also has the tenacity to climb up. When he went to the grave, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said he would go down. Following us can be said to be close to death, and he won a fortune.

He jumped from a ruffian to a "rich young man", built a new house, and married a wife.

Since then, he has been on good terms with us.

Gradually, we became cultivators. After he saw it, he also wanted us to take him along to become cultivators, working hard.

When the shop was built, he also came to work. He never grumbled about the dirty work, and was exhausted every day.After it was completed, he took a few younger brothers to stay here and never left.

Up to now, it is half a month.

The third uncle told me that he and Wang Jianan took turns on duty at night, and that Liu Erlong was on duty during the day, and no one was allowed to approach him.

I have to say that this person is usually idle, but at critical moments, he can stand up to his strength, not lose the chain, can endure and explode, he is a character.

Liu Erlong was squatting in front of the store smoking a cigarette, but the weather was getting hotter, and the heat from the sun made him sweat all over early in the morning.

When he saw us, he was taken aback at first, but when he saw us clearly, he rushed over immediately with a flick of the cigarette butt, muttering: "Brother Meng, Brother Nan, Master Hu, you are back."

I smiled and asked, "How is it, is there anything unusual?"

This is the core of the thunderstorm formation. Sai Yuer buried the foundation of the five-element spiritual light formation. We have all the gold, water, fire, and soil, except for Feng Daniu's wood system, so we couldn't start it.

This is very critical, and it must not be sloppy. Once there is a mistake, there will be a big problem with the thunderstorm circle, which is related to the safety of Jinpen Township.

"Don't worry, it's guaranteed, not even a mouse can get in." Liu Erlong patted his chest and said, he was sunburned for half a month, and his body was tanned.

"Go in and have a look." I said.

"Okay." Liu Erlong nodded immediately, took out the key from behind his butt, and slowly opened the store door.

Let's go in and take a look, boy.

Not only has it been repaired, but most of it has been renovated.

Don't think about it, Sai Yuer must have done it. This woman is not short of money. When she is on duty at night, she definitely doesn't want to face the cold steel and concrete.

The materials are all high-quality. They don't look special, but if you look closely, you can see that they are all high-grade good things.

Finally, we went to the core of the formation, where the layout has been completed, and we are waiting to start it.

The fat man observed it carefully, and praised: "This is the five-element aura array. It has very strong protection, and it has both defense and counterattack. It is also very solidly arranged."

"That's necessary. Boss Sai has been busy here for three days and three nights before he laid out this formation bit by bit. He ordered me to stay here and not let anyone get close." Liu Erlong said, he hesitated to speak after finishing speaking, Obviously, he wanted to bring up the matter of us bringing him into the cultivation line again.His aptitude is very average, even considered poor, but he is full of tenacity and will not give up until he achieves his goal.

"very good."

I nodded, and by the way, gave Cao Nan a compliment.

When we were in Falling Demon Abyss before, we discussed it. Since Liu Erlong is so eager to become a cultivator, then give him the opportunity when it comes.

Now is the opportunity to test whether the spiritual fruit is poisonous.

We picked five spiritual fruits from a sea of ​​waterfalls and clouds beside the Falling Demon Abyss, but we couldn't identify what it was, what kind of properties it had, whether it was poisonous, so we had to ask someone to test it.

After much deliberation, we thought of Liu Erlong.

The spirit fruit is extraordinary at first glance, the water essence contained in it is likely to be able to wash away the filth of the human body and enhance the qualifications. If it is not poisonous, it is Liu Erlong's good fortune. If it is poisonous, it can only be regarded as his bad luck.

It's not that we purposely use him as a guinea pig, but that his aptitude is not good. If he just swallows Chongbao, it will be difficult to advance and cause waste.You must know that the value of Chongbao is invaluable now, and it is impossible for us to use Chongbao to fill a bottomless pit that is not sure at all.

To put it bluntly, this spiritual fruit is Liu Erlong's only chance to get infinitely close.

If you are lucky, you may have a big harvest. If you are unlucky, you will die, and there is nothing to end.Lingbao has no roots, and there are too many changes in it. Even the mighty Emperor Shennong couldn't recognize it all, so that it was poisoned to death when it was tasted.

Without further ado, Cao Nan took out the Lingguo, and then explained the cause and effect of the matter, the rewards and risks, and let Liu Erlong make his own choice.

We also took out this fruit on the road for the well-informed fat man to identify, but the fat man shook his head, saying that this thing can only be tried, and there are too many changes, even if the same thing is placed in different environments, it will produce completely different results. And it looks the same.

Looking at the crystal clear spirit fruit, Liu Erlong hesitated for a moment, then nodded, gritted his teeth and said, "If you die, you will be immortal for thousands of years. I, Liu Erlong, bet on it!"

Sure enough, as we expected, he agreed.

"You have to think about it clearly, this thing has a lot of risks, and the rewards are not clear." I said again, this kind of thing is about life, and it cannot be done casually.

"Brother Meng, I've made up my mind."

Liu Erlong nodded, and said: "I want to become a cultivator, to see the scenery of another world different from ordinary people, there is nothing in this world for nothing; if there is an accident, it is purely my bad luck, I just hope Brother Meng Nan took care of my wife and unborn child."

After finishing speaking, he said again: "I'll go home and talk to my mother-in-law."

We nodded, and he came back in about ten minutes. Cao Nan gave him a spiritual fruit, and he swallowed it in one gulp.

One second...two seconds...three seconds...ten seconds...the air seemed to freeze, and we were all waiting for something unusual to happen.

For example, if you eat a treasure, you will fall into a deep sleep immediately. This is a bodily function. Only when you are in a deep sleep can you absorb the treasure most thoroughly.This is the result of both the efficacy of medicine and the instinctive pursuit of advantages and avoidance of disadvantages.

But... Three to five minutes passed, but nothing happened to Liu Erlong.

We were stunned and didn't understand what was going on, whether it was good or bad, we should give some reaction, right?

Not only us, but Liu Erlong, who gritted his teeth and waited for the choice between life and death, also looked bewildered.

"How do you feel?" I asked worriedly, worried that something terrible would happen suddenly under this calm appearance.

Liu Erlong rubbed his belly and said, "I don't feel anything, just the taste...it's pretty good."

I was speechless for a while, thinking what was going on, the spiritual fruit contained a very powerful aura, and the essence of the water source was even more abundant, this was unanimously recognized by us, there could be no mistake.

But now, Liu Erlong hasn't changed at all, not even exuding aura, which is really strange.

"This spiritual fruit is not fake, right?" Cao Nan expressed our feelings.

We looked at each other, and Hu Laiyou asked Liu Erlong: "How does it feel now, has there been any change?"

Liu Erlong felt it for a while, and said: "It seems that there is a breath in my stomach."

"What kind of qi?" I immediately asked, secretly thinking that this is a reaction, but it's just a little slower.

"It's kind of... the kind that wants to fart." Liu Erlong didn't seem to know how to describe it, so he hesitated for a while before saying.

fart?

We don't know what to say, we can only wait.

After another three to five minutes, Liu Erlong said that the feeling of wanting to fart seemed to be getting stronger and stronger. "Puff puff……"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Erlong guarded against the long fart of an old elder, and it took more than ten seconds to finish it.

At this time, something unusual happened, because Liu Erlong's fart turned out to be grayish-yellow, and had a strong stench.

One breath is enough to take your breath away.It's like adding dead fish and rotten meat together, and then sprinkle a bottle of essential oil into it, the taste is simply indescribable.

Not to mention people, even pigs and cattle can be smoked to death.

We fled in embarrassment, and vomited after running out of the shop. Even Liu Erlong himself was so smoked that he rolled his eyes and almost lay down while leaning against the wall.

"Damn, what kind of fart is this, why is it so stinky!" Cao Nan came out for dinner overnight.

"He is detoxifying. The spiritual fruit is indeed a treasure, but the effect is a bit embarrassing." Huangmao spat out two mouthfuls of acid water, wiped his mouth, and panted.

Hu Lai also nodded, and said, "Liu Erlong made the right bet."

"Detox?!"

Cao Nan and I looked at each other, damn, this way of detoxification is really fresh.

However, it is also understandable that farting is indeed a way of detoxification, but it is a different kind, and it sounds like the effect is not good.

When taking Chongbao, people will discharge a lot of stains, which are also fishy and smelly, like yellow and black mud.

That's through the skin and sweat glands, and this turns out to be through the gut.

"Puff puff……"

Soon, Liu Erlong let out a second fart, which was long and smelly like the first one, and could be smelled from a long distance away, and it didn't feel better until he got upwind.

This kind of thing makes us all feel a little funny.

Although Liu Erlong was overjoyed when he found out about the situation, he couldn't help feeling embarrassed, and said, "This... When will I let this fart go?"

We didn't know, so we asked Fatty, who was not sure, and said, "It's hard to say, but the more I put it, the more impurities in the body will be eliminated, and the more benefits will be."

"Then don't worry about time, I'm willing to put it on for three days and three nights!" Liu Erlong said immediately, and just as he finished speaking, another long and stinky fart popped out.

The fat man covered his nose and said, "You'd better find a higher and windy place to stay, it's too smelly, you'll be poisoned if you smell it."

"Uh... alright." Liu Erlong nodded hastily, searched, and aimed at the bunker by the river.

There is a river wind over there, and the bunker is as high as five or six floors, which is enough to dissipate the air.

It's just that to get there, you have to go through the fair. At this time, Liu Erlong's "immoral" side appeared.

Today happened to be the day of the market, and the sky was suddenly filled with anger and resentment, and people turned their backs... Thinking about that scene, one can understand what kind of shit the villagers feel.

Skip the turmoil caused by Liu Erlong.

After that, we discussed whether we should take the remaining four spiritual fruits.There are five spiritual fruits in total. Judging from Liu Erlong's experiment, they are not poisonous and have the effect of eliminating impurities in the body.

The remaining four happened to be one for me, Cao Nan, Hu Lai, and Huang Mao, because it happened to be picked by the four of us at the time.

However, this embarrassing effect is really speechless.

"I think you should take it in a hurry and see the final effect before making a decision." The fat man held back his smile and said, "Besides, if you take it together, will Jinpen Township still be able to live? The mountain wind, the exhaust gas condenses and does not disperse, isn't that poisoning?"

Fatty's words were not pleasant, but they made some sense. We nodded and temporarily put away the spiritual fruit.

Just then, a car emerged from the polder and parked outside the shop.

When I saw it, it was Sai Yuer's car. The bald bodyguard rolled down the window and waved at me.

"Sai Yu'er is looking for you, go quickly." Huang Mao winked at me when he saw it, and added at the end: "Don't come back in a hurry, we won't miss you."

"Fuck off!"

I gave him a blank look and walked towards the car.

It just so happens that she wants to see me, and I want to see him too, so we must hurry up to find the secret place of Faming Temple.

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(End of this chapter)