Mystery Leaks
Chapter 58 Begging Grandpa to Tell Grandma
Chapter 58 Begging Grandpa to Tell Grandma
After a solid beating, Cao Nan and I were exhausted and out of breath. It had been many years since we had beaten someone so heartily.
After we stop, we are sure that Shaobinglian will never recognize him.
Shaobinglian was lying on the ground, gasping for breath, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He pointed at us tremblingly and said, "You...you...why...you...you want...hit me!"
"Damn liar!" I spit at him and said angrily, "Let you pretend to be an insect exorcist and say, who sent you here!"
"Don't say continue to fight!" Cao Nan threatened by waving the small bench.
"It's yellow...yellow...yellow hair..." Shaobing's face was full of tears and snot, with air coming in but not coming out, looking like he was about to die.
"Look, you are asking for a beating!"
I gritted my teeth and stepped forward to fight again, but was pulled by Cao Nan. He shook his head at me, indicating that if I continued to fight, I might kill someone, so I gave up.
Cao Nan said: "Tie him up first, and interrogate him slowly. There are many ways to make his life worse than death."
Let me tell you, this guy might just be a little guy, he can't even fight, there are plenty of ways to get him to talk.
So, I asked Cao Nan to watch him, and I went back to the old house to get the rope.
"Meng Lei!"
But at this moment, a shout came from outside the peach blossom forest.
Cao Nan and I turned our heads to look at it, and we were shocked, it turned out to be Huang Mao.
We both looked at each other and hurried over.
"Damn it, you're finally back. How are you? Did you find the worm expelling master? My grandfather's grave is cracked open." Walking closer, I said anxiously.
"So serious?" Huang Mao was taken aback.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's get to the point, where's the worm exorcist?" Cao Nan hastily reminded him, "Leizi is on fire right now."
"Ah, didn't the insect repellent come to look for you? No, he should have arrived one step ahead of me."
Huangmao was surprised for a while, at this time, his eyes passed through us and saw the sesame seed face on the ground, and he asked suspiciously, "Who is that guy?"
Cao Nan and I looked at each other, and immediately petrified.
"He...he said his name is Hu Lai." My heart began to tremble, and I made a mistake!
Huangmao suddenly opened his mouth, pushed us away and rushed over, exclaiming: "Come on brother!"
"Brother, why are you in this state, your mother can't even recognize you!" Huang Mao hurriedly helped him up.
Cao Nan and I made a "bang", and the bench fell to the ground. I was so scared that my legs went limp, and I almost sat down on the ground.
Damn, what a typo!
This misunderstanding, big hair!
But I was still a little bit unwilling, Shaobinglian clearly said that Huang Mao watched the bugs for him, but Huang Mao came back right now, and his confession was wrong.
"Yes... they hit me!"
When Shaobinglian saw the yellow hair, he immediately seemed to grab a life-saving straw, pointed at us and said, "I helped them with good intentions, but they beat me."
I almost knelt down for him, and hurriedly said: "Master Hu, I have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, so I mistook you for an imposter. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you are a lot of adults, don't be as knowledgeable as me."
We finally found an insect repellent, but we beat him severely. If he doesn't help, it will be a big disaster.
"It's too much, I will never help you, I don't even know my mother!" Shaobinglian complained with tears and snot.
"Uh... Brother, it's actually okay, you can still recognize your handsome face." Huang Mao immediately changed the subject when he heard this.
"Really, is that handsome?" Shaobinglian stopped crying, raised his head and asked, touching his face.
"Handsome, even if you look a little swollen, it can't hide your handsome nature." Huang Mao held his swollen face, opened his eyes and said nonsense, then turned his head and gave us a wink.
"Handsome, handsome!" I immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and Cao Nan even said, "Too handsome to have no friends!"
"Even if this is the case, I won't help you." Shaobinglian said, but his tone was obviously not as decisive as before.
Seeing this, Huang Mao immediately winked at us, signaling not to give up, there is a joke.
So Cao Nan and I tried our best, boasted to the face of Shaobing, begged grandpa to tell grandma well, and promised countless benefits, only promised to get a beautiful woman to warm his bed.
Shaobinglian actually likes this kind of thing, although he is still accusing us of "atrocities", with the help of Huang Mao, his tone is getting softer and softer.
"Come on brother, let's find a place to have a good rest and come back tomorrow." Huang Mao said.
Then we helped him to the old house. His eyes were swollen to the point where there was only a crack left, and he had to wait until tomorrow.
There is only one room in the store, and there is no way to arrange it, not to mention that the woman in red may come to me at any time to "harvest" Yang Qi; moreover, the old house is more than 100 meters away from the peach forest, which is convenient and has all the furniture. The more I feel better, I even cleaned it for me a few days ago.
We put Shaobinglian on the reclining chair, and Huang Mao tried to persuade him earnestly. We also flattered him with good words and praised him as the savior. He only hummed twice, and finally stopped saying no words of rejection.
I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, if he refuses to help me life and death, the matter will be messed up, where can I find another bug exorcist?At the same time, I felt very sorry that someone had come all the way to help me, but I was beaten by myself so that I didn't even recognize my mother.
sin sin!
Later, under Huang Mao’s suggestion, Cao Nan and I went to the market for big purchases. We bought everything delicious and delicious, such as marinated meat, roasted chicken, roasted pigeons, hopped peanuts with cold dishes, as well as fruits, local products, etc. Small three-wheeled bucket, apologizing for Shaobinglian.
But what I don't know is that Shaobinglian was beaten up, not wronged at all, because he concealed an important piece of information, which Huang Mao told me later.
More importantly, when the worm catcher sees the big worm, it is like an old virgin who has been holding back for 30 years seeing a peerless beauty, unable to extricate himself at all!
Even if I beat him twice, he will not leave.
Not to mention the distance, just say that the scene in front of me is the evidence. When Huangmao and Shaobinglian saw the food, they immediately stuffed it into their mouths like a hungry tiger, obviously trying to blackmail me.
And I was waiting by the side like a grandson, pouring wine and peeling fruit for Shaobingmian, and Cao Nan also picked up a cattail fan full of guilt and used it as a human electric fan.
After eating and drinking enough, the two of them stretched their throats, sobbing, Shaobinglian was satisfied, and said: "Hmph, you still have a bit of conscience!"
Cao Nan and I didn't know the truth, so we were naturally overjoyed, and we said something about ourselves, and then went to make room to make a bed for this old man to spend the night.
No matter how urgent the matter in Peach Grove is, it will have to wait until tomorrow.
……
After returning to the shop, I still had lingering fears, but fortunately, Shaobinglian was good for flattery, otherwise I would have regretted losing my intestines.
In the evening, the woman in red, who hadn’t come for more than ten days, finally came to collect the “leeks” again. Her body fragrance became stronger, and I smelled it before I went upstairs, and it could float up through the wall.
I once asked Meng Shuisheng if he could smell the fragrance, but he said he couldn’t smell it. At that time, he felt that it was quite fragrant. After thinking about it, I thought of a possibility; her body fragrance seems to be smelled only by myself. .
Otherwise, this half of the street should be full of fragrance, and it is impossible for no one to notice.
After the red-clothed woman came up, she pressed me stiff on the bed as usual, but this time she was not in a hurry to absorb the yang energy, but looked at me, blinking her beautiful eyes twice.The long and curly eyelashes are like two small brushes, which make my heart itch.
Looking at her beautiful face, my heart began to speed up uncontrollably, and a surge of hot blood rushed to my head, making me dizzy.
This kind of beauty in the world is a disaster for the country and the people!
I finally understand those ancient emperors, the six palaces have no color, and since then the kings have not come to court early; facing the stunning beauty in the world, they must be sick if they can get up early in the morning to go to the emperor.
After staring at each other for a while, she turned her head sideways, her extremely clear eyes were full of scrutiny and doubt, as if she had encountered some incomprehensible problem.
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and her eyes became more and more energetic, and there was obviously a lot more content than when she was "unwisdom".
This is enlightenment!
She no longer simply acted on instinct, but began to think, and looked at me, most likely she was thinking about the relationship between her and me.
After a pause, she didn't seem to understand, she kissed lightly and began to inhale Yang Qi, her movements were very gentle, but her eyes kept looking at me, puzzled, the distance was less than an inch.
She never did this before!
……
(End of this chapter)
After a solid beating, Cao Nan and I were exhausted and out of breath. It had been many years since we had beaten someone so heartily.
After we stop, we are sure that Shaobinglian will never recognize him.
Shaobinglian was lying on the ground, gasping for breath, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He pointed at us tremblingly and said, "You...you...why...you...you want...hit me!"
"Damn liar!" I spit at him and said angrily, "Let you pretend to be an insect exorcist and say, who sent you here!"
"Don't say continue to fight!" Cao Nan threatened by waving the small bench.
"It's yellow...yellow...yellow hair..." Shaobing's face was full of tears and snot, with air coming in but not coming out, looking like he was about to die.
"Look, you are asking for a beating!"
I gritted my teeth and stepped forward to fight again, but was pulled by Cao Nan. He shook his head at me, indicating that if I continued to fight, I might kill someone, so I gave up.
Cao Nan said: "Tie him up first, and interrogate him slowly. There are many ways to make his life worse than death."
Let me tell you, this guy might just be a little guy, he can't even fight, there are plenty of ways to get him to talk.
So, I asked Cao Nan to watch him, and I went back to the old house to get the rope.
"Meng Lei!"
But at this moment, a shout came from outside the peach blossom forest.
Cao Nan and I turned our heads to look at it, and we were shocked, it turned out to be Huang Mao.
We both looked at each other and hurried over.
"Damn it, you're finally back. How are you? Did you find the worm expelling master? My grandfather's grave is cracked open." Walking closer, I said anxiously.
"So serious?" Huang Mao was taken aback.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's get to the point, where's the worm exorcist?" Cao Nan hastily reminded him, "Leizi is on fire right now."
"Ah, didn't the insect repellent come to look for you? No, he should have arrived one step ahead of me."
Huangmao was surprised for a while, at this time, his eyes passed through us and saw the sesame seed face on the ground, and he asked suspiciously, "Who is that guy?"
Cao Nan and I looked at each other, and immediately petrified.
"He...he said his name is Hu Lai." My heart began to tremble, and I made a mistake!
Huangmao suddenly opened his mouth, pushed us away and rushed over, exclaiming: "Come on brother!"
"Brother, why are you in this state, your mother can't even recognize you!" Huang Mao hurriedly helped him up.
Cao Nan and I made a "bang", and the bench fell to the ground. I was so scared that my legs went limp, and I almost sat down on the ground.
Damn, what a typo!
This misunderstanding, big hair!
But I was still a little bit unwilling, Shaobinglian clearly said that Huang Mao watched the bugs for him, but Huang Mao came back right now, and his confession was wrong.
"Yes... they hit me!"
When Shaobinglian saw the yellow hair, he immediately seemed to grab a life-saving straw, pointed at us and said, "I helped them with good intentions, but they beat me."
I almost knelt down for him, and hurriedly said: "Master Hu, I have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, so I mistook you for an imposter. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you are a lot of adults, don't be as knowledgeable as me."
We finally found an insect repellent, but we beat him severely. If he doesn't help, it will be a big disaster.
"It's too much, I will never help you, I don't even know my mother!" Shaobinglian complained with tears and snot.
"Uh... Brother, it's actually okay, you can still recognize your handsome face." Huang Mao immediately changed the subject when he heard this.
"Really, is that handsome?" Shaobinglian stopped crying, raised his head and asked, touching his face.
"Handsome, even if you look a little swollen, it can't hide your handsome nature." Huang Mao held his swollen face, opened his eyes and said nonsense, then turned his head and gave us a wink.
"Handsome, handsome!" I immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and Cao Nan even said, "Too handsome to have no friends!"
"Even if this is the case, I won't help you." Shaobinglian said, but his tone was obviously not as decisive as before.
Seeing this, Huang Mao immediately winked at us, signaling not to give up, there is a joke.
So Cao Nan and I tried our best, boasted to the face of Shaobing, begged grandpa to tell grandma well, and promised countless benefits, only promised to get a beautiful woman to warm his bed.
Shaobinglian actually likes this kind of thing, although he is still accusing us of "atrocities", with the help of Huang Mao, his tone is getting softer and softer.
"Come on brother, let's find a place to have a good rest and come back tomorrow." Huang Mao said.
Then we helped him to the old house. His eyes were swollen to the point where there was only a crack left, and he had to wait until tomorrow.
There is only one room in the store, and there is no way to arrange it, not to mention that the woman in red may come to me at any time to "harvest" Yang Qi; moreover, the old house is more than 100 meters away from the peach forest, which is convenient and has all the furniture. The more I feel better, I even cleaned it for me a few days ago.
We put Shaobinglian on the reclining chair, and Huang Mao tried to persuade him earnestly. We also flattered him with good words and praised him as the savior. He only hummed twice, and finally stopped saying no words of rejection.
I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, if he refuses to help me life and death, the matter will be messed up, where can I find another bug exorcist?At the same time, I felt very sorry that someone had come all the way to help me, but I was beaten by myself so that I didn't even recognize my mother.
sin sin!
Later, under Huang Mao’s suggestion, Cao Nan and I went to the market for big purchases. We bought everything delicious and delicious, such as marinated meat, roasted chicken, roasted pigeons, hopped peanuts with cold dishes, as well as fruits, local products, etc. Small three-wheeled bucket, apologizing for Shaobinglian.
But what I don't know is that Shaobinglian was beaten up, not wronged at all, because he concealed an important piece of information, which Huang Mao told me later.
More importantly, when the worm catcher sees the big worm, it is like an old virgin who has been holding back for 30 years seeing a peerless beauty, unable to extricate himself at all!
Even if I beat him twice, he will not leave.
Not to mention the distance, just say that the scene in front of me is the evidence. When Huangmao and Shaobinglian saw the food, they immediately stuffed it into their mouths like a hungry tiger, obviously trying to blackmail me.
And I was waiting by the side like a grandson, pouring wine and peeling fruit for Shaobingmian, and Cao Nan also picked up a cattail fan full of guilt and used it as a human electric fan.
After eating and drinking enough, the two of them stretched their throats, sobbing, Shaobinglian was satisfied, and said: "Hmph, you still have a bit of conscience!"
Cao Nan and I didn't know the truth, so we were naturally overjoyed, and we said something about ourselves, and then went to make room to make a bed for this old man to spend the night.
No matter how urgent the matter in Peach Grove is, it will have to wait until tomorrow.
……
After returning to the shop, I still had lingering fears, but fortunately, Shaobinglian was good for flattery, otherwise I would have regretted losing my intestines.
In the evening, the woman in red, who hadn’t come for more than ten days, finally came to collect the “leeks” again. Her body fragrance became stronger, and I smelled it before I went upstairs, and it could float up through the wall.
I once asked Meng Shuisheng if he could smell the fragrance, but he said he couldn’t smell it. At that time, he felt that it was quite fragrant. After thinking about it, I thought of a possibility; her body fragrance seems to be smelled only by myself. .
Otherwise, this half of the street should be full of fragrance, and it is impossible for no one to notice.
After the red-clothed woman came up, she pressed me stiff on the bed as usual, but this time she was not in a hurry to absorb the yang energy, but looked at me, blinking her beautiful eyes twice.The long and curly eyelashes are like two small brushes, which make my heart itch.
Looking at her beautiful face, my heart began to speed up uncontrollably, and a surge of hot blood rushed to my head, making me dizzy.
This kind of beauty in the world is a disaster for the country and the people!
I finally understand those ancient emperors, the six palaces have no color, and since then the kings have not come to court early; facing the stunning beauty in the world, they must be sick if they can get up early in the morning to go to the emperor.
After staring at each other for a while, she turned her head sideways, her extremely clear eyes were full of scrutiny and doubt, as if she had encountered some incomprehensible problem.
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and her eyes became more and more energetic, and there was obviously a lot more content than when she was "unwisdom".
This is enlightenment!
She no longer simply acted on instinct, but began to think, and looked at me, most likely she was thinking about the relationship between her and me.
After a pause, she didn't seem to understand, she kissed lightly and began to inhale Yang Qi, her movements were very gentle, but her eyes kept looking at me, puzzled, the distance was less than an inch.
She never did this before!
……
(End of this chapter)
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