Fundamentals of Catching Immortals

Chapter 1

The east is pale, and the sky is just getting brighter.

Amid all the silence, a cry was suddenly heard in Luoxia Mountain, startling the sparrows in the forest before they could clear their throats, they all spread their wings and flew in a mess.

"It's terrible! Ah Xu is really looking for death!"

As soon as the voice was heard, it came from Old Wang Bajing. With his voice, hundreds of spirits and monsters in the mountain got the news.

"Then why can't you think about it so much?" Tu'er Jing yawned, her three-petal mouth wriggled twice, and said.

"What do you know, it's almost the Chongyang Festival. If Axu doesn't die now, he will be burned to death by himself on that day." Hanging himself on the spider's thread on the tree branch by the cave The black widow, who was hanging upside down, interjected.

"Isn't there still more than ten days left? It's better to live than to die. She's a pheasant who has worked hard for a hundred years. Isn't it a pity to die like this." Rabbit Jing curled her lips and looked towards Shanxi.

Old Wang Bajing and the others lived in Shanxitou. At this moment, he was shaking his beard, rushing into the green snake Ah Qing's room, holding the long sleeper in his hand, and shaking it from side to side.

"Why are you still sleeping? Did you hear me! Your senior sister, Axu, really couldn't think about it, she went to seek death alone!"

The green snake was thrown dizzily, and opened its mouth bitterly to bite Old Wang Bayi.It took her a long time to recover from the sweet dream, and she let go of her mouth in a daze and asked, "Ah Xu... what's wrong?"

Pharaoh stomped his feet angrily, threw the broken snake that was as soft as noodles on the table, and threw a crumpled piece of paper on the table: "Look for yourself!"

The green snake twisted for a long time before standing up, read it three times in a row, and finally understood.

"Ah Xu was afraid that the fire would harm our Luoxia Mountain, so he wanted to find a place to bury himself first...that idiot!" Green Snake finally became anxious. His small black eyes stared at Old Wang Ba: "Master, you are a big goblin with 800 years of cultivation, you have to help Senior Sister!"

Old Wang Ba was hunched over, with gray hair and beard, his hands behind his back, muttering something in his mouth, as if he had finally made up his mind for a while, he stamped his feet and turned his head to the green snake and said, "Hurry up and find Ah Xu, just say Master has a way!"

"...you really have a way?" Lao Wangba said it so happily that the green snake couldn't believe it: "A Xu's body caught fire every September 100th during the Double Ninth Festival, and in the past ten years or so, he almost burned himself to death. Roast chicken, it has been [-] years now, why didn't you say something about the old thing earlier?!"

"Hey, you foodie, you've taught your master a lesson!" Old Wang Ba raised his eyebrows, picked up the tail of the green snake on the table, slid out of the house, and swung his arms to force her out Yidou: "Hurry up and find it! If you can't find it, you can make snake soup!"

Ah Qing is a lazy bastard, at least he is an old snake of several dozen years old. Although he has a spiritual aperture, he has been too lazy to cultivate, and he is still unable to transform into a human form.Now, although she was in a hurry to get angry, she had to twist her body and walk desperately in the forest.

Fortunately, she and Master Axu came from the same family, and after decades of getting along with each other, they already had a mutual understanding, so Ah Qing didn't look for long, and found a person holding a small bundle in a pit the size of a person at the foot of Luoxia Mountain. Ah Xu was sobbing and weeping in the pit while gnawing on a steamed bun made of white flour.

Green Snake heaved a sigh of relief, she swam around the edge of the pit, stretched out her small head to look into the pit: "Are you still alive?"

Ah Xu's cheeks were bulging and stuffed with steamed buns, her cheeks were blushing from crying, she looked out of the pit with big eyes, and when she saw the green snake, she couldn't help but burst into tears again: "Well, not yet... dead."

(End of this chapter)