Fundamentals of Catching Immortals

Chapter 53 The Nightmare-Eating Tapir ([-])

"Why are you talking so barefaced, you have to suck!"

"...cough cough cough."

"Don't breathe... Oh, why are you choking!" A Xu quickly patted He Shiyi's back, and squeezed He Shiyi's waist—tsk tsk, immortals are different, not like her, The waist is soft and fleshy.

He Shiyi's face turned reddish from the choking, and there was some water in the circles of his eyes.After coughing for a while, he lowered his head and gently covered his mouth. After a while, he recovered and looked up at A Xu.After Ah Xu got this look, he secretly withdrew his hand back, and cheekily continued to rub against his side.

"Don't use your nose to suck noodles, hold your breath, or you will definitely choke." Axu stretched out his finger, and picked it up along He Shiyi's Adam's apple, and finally rested his fingertips on his neck, picked the crane Eleven poked his chin: "Hold your breath here, don't let your breath leak out before the noodles go into your stomach... you try again?"

Crane Eleven's Adam's apple rolled slightly, and Axu's fingers still lightly landed on it.He turned his head, looked down at the bowl of noodles, and picked up a chopstick in turn.

Ah Qing, who was photographed far away, rolled around for a while, and finally stopped at the edge of the table.She stood up, shook her dizzy little head, stared at A Xu with her small eyes like black beans.

Dead Axu smelly Axu, it's disgusting!
He Shishishun took a bite of the noodles, and A Xu narrowed his eyes with a smile: "How about it, is it delicious? This big meat noodle is salty. We will find a candy store when we arrive at Shilipu in a while. Eat something sweet. Let me tell you, one bite of salt and one bite of sweet, so that you can eat it alternately, not only will you not get tired of it, but you will also eat more."

Before he knew it, Ah Xu had already moved very close to He Shiyi, and now the two of them were "eating noodles" seriously, without realizing anything was wrong.At this moment, two passers-by entered under the shed of the noodle stall, saw Ah Xu and He Shishi, giggled and whispered together and said, "It looks like they've just been married not long ago, look at this crookedness..."

These two passers-by only thought they were whispering behind others' backs, but they couldn't help but whisper behind their backs that they were not ordinary people.

Hearing these words with the tip of his ears, Axu felt a little itchy in his heart.She raised her eyes and glanced at He Shiyi, thinking that she really wanted to marry this cold beauty, but he has not let go until now.He Shishi didn't change his face, studying the noodles carefully, unable to see if he heard what the two passers-by said, A Xu stared at him for a while and didn't see him ashamed, and felt bored after a while, so he just looked at Mei seriously with his chin resting on his face. Taoist priests ate noodles, and the words of passers-by drifted into their ears one by one.

"Have you heard?"

"What did you hear?"

"Old man Xu has been missing for half a month, and when he comes back, he seems to have lost his soul."

"Huh? Did he go to find the rumored Land of Paradise?"

"No!"

Hearing this, Ah Xu subconsciously turned his head to look at the table where the two passers-by were sitting.

"Is this really found? Oh, that's incredible! I heard that some of them did find it, and after going there, they all sighed when they came back. ! Then what’s so good about the land of bliss, why does everyone want to look for it?”

"Don't you know? It is said that in the Land of Paradise, all wishes come true. When you go there, whatever you think in your heart can come true! Some can stay there and live happier than gods. Those who don't stay, come back Naturally, he felt uncomfortable. The old man Xu’s son went to Jile Township before and never came back. He originally wanted to find his son back then. Whoever thought of it would see his son living happily, and he was not happy about it. came back!"

(End of this chapter)