Fundamentals of Catching Immortals

Chapter 697 Extra Story [-]: Ah Qing and Yin Xiaoyun ([-])

Once upon a time there was Qingling Mountain, and there was a Qingling Temple on the mountain.

An old monk in the temple brought three young monks to live in the Qingling Temple on Qingling Mountain, knocking on wooden fish and chanting scriptures every day.

It is said that thousands of years ago, Qingling Mountain was originally called Lingshan, and it was once under the rule of Lingshan's mother.But the old mother of Lingshan has managed Lingshan for thousands of years, and she has long been tired of staying, so she left a mountain of demons and spirits thousands of years ago to travel in the mortal world.

Later, the person who was driven to manage this mountain was rumored to be a green snake spirit. The cultivation level of this green snake should not be underestimated. It is said that it was a little green snake who had acquired immortal energy in the gate of Yinhe Mountain. He came here after practicing Taoism for thousands of years. This Lingshan.After this green snake came to Lingshan, he removed the enchantment that had lingered around for thousands of years, so that mortals down the mountain could enter and leave Lingshan at will.

Naturally, there are great treasures on this spiritual mountain, and the ordinary people in the surrounding hundreds of miles have benefited from this spiritual mountain, so they also think of the new boss.It was also because the Green Snake was in charge of the Lingshan later, so Lingshan was gradually called Qinglingshan, and the person enshrined on Qinglingshan was the one who had never seen it, but everyone had heard of it. Our Lady of the Green Spirit.

The Qingling Temple on Qingling Mountain was newly built three years ago.An old monk from outside brought three young monks to the foot of Qingling Mountain with crutches and looked up—hey, well, this mountain is really full of spiritual energy, a holy place for practice!
So I didn't ask the people about the origin of the mountain, so I went straight to the mountain excitedly and built a small temple shamelessly.

Fortunately, the Holy Mother of Qingling is informal and very generous. A few mortals came to build a temple in the yard of their house, and they didn't bother with them and let them go.

Anyway, now that the human world is full of aura, how many mortals can absorb more aura?
On this day, the wind is sunny and the sky is high and blue.A middle-aged man at the foot of Qingling Mountain, holding a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy by his hand, stood on the mountain road and looked up at the mountain.

"Xiao Shan, Second Uncle took you to the Qingling Temple. It is really a last resort. Don't blame Second Uncle." The middle-aged man rubbed his hands with a bit of embarrassment on his face: "You know, Second Uncle There is only one single seedling like your cousin, and your second aunt can no longer give birth. Your younger brother has been sick since his mother's womb. Last year, the Taoist priest also said that if there are no males in the family, your younger brother will be able to bear it. You are stumbling and living, but if there is another male of the same generation, your brother will not be able to recover..."

The young boy named Xiaoshan had a pale face and red eye circles, but he squeezed his lips tightly and suppressed his grief and nodded: "I know, my second uncle has taken care of me a lot after my parents left, if it's because of me It’s my fault to tell my younger brother to be in poor health. Don’t worry, Second Uncle, when I go to the Qingling Temple, I’ll chant scriptures and pray for my younger brother every day, and I will protect my younger brother’s life in a smooth and safe life.”

The middle-aged man nodded excitedly: "Being a monk is a good thing, a blessing, and regardless of your brother, even for my brother-in-law who died in vain, you have to listen to others, you know?"

After talking for a while, the little boy finally couldn't hold back the tears that he had held back for a long time, and he immediately wiped them away as soon as they fell.The middle-aged man felt uncomfortable when he saw it. He was ashamed and sour. After a while, he couldn't say anything, so he turned his head: "The Holy Land of Qingling Mountain, second uncle and other mortals will not send to the hill. If the hill After paying homage to Master, try to find a way to send a letter down the mountain to me. The second uncle... is gone!"

After all, the middle-aged man went down the mountain without looking back.

The young man named Xiaoshan clenched his fists and watched his second uncle leave with sobs.

When the back of the middle-aged man was far away, he could no longer see clearly, and the young man held back tears for a long time before they started to fall.

Xiao Shan cried sadly to himself, but he didn't know that not far behind him, two thousand-year-old goblins who had hidden their bodies were nibbling melon seeds and watching the excitement here with an old-fashioned expression.

"Tsk tsk tsk, my little face is blushing from crying, I feel sorry for my sister." A girl in pink clothes with round eyes was sitting on a tree looking down, with a fluffy tail twisting behind her, saying As he spoke, he looked at the girl in Tsing Yi beside him: "Hey, why are you so quiet today?"

The girl in Tsing Yi didn't make a sound, she just stared fixedly at Xiao Shan's back, and didn't let out the breath she held in her chest for a long while.

"Hey, hey! What's the matter, have you lost your temper?" The girl in pink frowned slightly: "Ah Qing? Ah Qing?"

The girl named Ah Qing suddenly gasped, her long eyelashes flickered, and she shed a tear: "Yuan'er, I asked your old boy to borrow the book of life and death before, but your old antique refused to borrow it. Yes or no?"

When the white cat spirit named Yuan'er heard this, she felt a little embarrassed, she licked her lips, and her voice became softer: "Why are you talking about this again... My guy can't do anything about it. As the lord of Fengdu City, if you casually show the Book of Life and Death for others to read, wouldn’t it be selfish and perverting the law? Hey, you don’t think about that mortal, do you? Didn’t he lose his soul?”

The corner of the girl's lips curled up, her green fingers wiped away the tears on her cheeks, she squinted her eyes at the young man who was crying miserably, and said: "He is not a mortal... He is the owner of the Peach Blossom Valley in Yinhe Mountain " As she spoke, she jumped from the tree and disappeared on the spot, leaving only a light sentence: "Tell your old antique to keep his life and death book, and my mother will never ask him again! "

"Hey?" Yuan'er blinked in surprise, but she didn't stop the girl in Tsing Yi who was leaving. She muttered and ate up the last bit of melon seeds in her hand, then clapped her hands and jumped down from the tree: "Look for my old boy!" Let's play!"

Besides, the young man called Xiaoshan cried for a long time by himself towards the village below the mountain, and when he gradually calmed down, it was completely dark.The young man woke up in a jerk, quickly stood up and patted the dirt on his body, and said to himself angrily: "It's been a while, if you don't find the Qingling Temple quickly, I'm afraid you will spend the night in this mountain."

As he spoke, he walked up the mountain holding the bamboo beside him.

The road under his feet became narrower and narrower, and gradually he couldn't see clearly. Although he was a man, he couldn't bear his young age. The sound of blowing leaves was too loud to be scary.He cheered himself up, thinking desperately about the half-labour Buddhist scriptures he had read in the past, but he stumbled and couldn't memorize them.

But the more anxious he was, the slower he walked. He raised his head and looked around by the moonlight, but he couldn't find any place with light around him.

Where is the Qingling Temple?

There was the sound of wind and insects in the ears, it seemed that there was something hiding in the grass and trees not far away and whispering, the young boy's scalp was numb, and his body was full of goosebumps. He stood up together, suddenly he seemed to hear something, he immediately stood still, his hair exploded Get up: "Who?"

"Woooooooo..."

The voice became a little clearer, Xiao Shan listened carefully, and heard some girls crying from the wind.

If it wasn't for the quick reaction, Dantian exerted a little more strength, I'm afraid that after hearing the crying so suddenly, the man would be scared out of the boy's urine.

"Who! Pretending to be a ghost is not a hero! Come out quickly!"

"Hey..." The grass and trees moved, and an eight or nine-year-old girl timidly exposed half of her body: "I... I am not a hero, and I am not pretending to be a ghost."

Xiao Shan was taken aback, swallowed his saliva, and took half a step back calmly: "You...why are you crying here..."

"Little brother, I'm lost, can you take me home?" The girl stood up, with tears streaming down her big eyes, and her fair and tender face was blushing from crying, looking at it made people feel pity: "I am really scared."

After hearing this, Xiao Shan was relieved at first-it turned out to be a little girl who was lost.

No, how could there be a little girl in this barren mountain?
Could it be that the goblin has become a special trick to trick people into eating?

"Where do you live? Why are you here at this time?" Xiao Shan didn't go over, but stared at the little girl vigilantly.

"My house is in the west of Shanxi. I went out to look for wild vegetables in the afternoon, but I fell asleep in the sun. I just woke up, and it was dark." The little girl timidly took a step towards the hill: "Little brother , I’m afraid by myself, you can send me off, my parents should wait for me now.”

The little girl talked about this person, and Xiao Shan no longer had an excuse to shirk.What's more, if this little girl is really a cannibal goblin, even if he refuses, she won't be able to escape the fate of being skinned and boned.

Xiao Shan nodded, and the crying girl lowered her head and smiled quietly.

"Little brother, where are you from? What are you doing in Qingling Mountain?" The little girl stuffed her small hand into the palm of Xiaoshan's, and half of her soft and fragrant body leaned against him, and she never moved away again. Now, Xiao Shan was quite unconscious, but he was not afraid for some reason. He looked up at the moon, confirmed his position, and then answered: "I am originally from Liujia Village at the foot of the mountain. Now I want to go to Qingling Mountain." Looking for the Qingling Temple."

"Huh? What are you going to Qingling Temple for?" The little girl's voice was delicate, and she couldn't hear the appearance of crying miserably before: "There are only four monks in that temple, and the four of them can't memorize a book of scriptures." , It’s a dilapidated temple, what are you doing there?”

"I'm going to be a monk and pray for my parents and brother." Xiao Shan said, looking down at the little girl: "You said your home is in the west? Are you sure?"

The little girl blinked her big eyes and nodded towards Xiao Shan: "Yeah. Little brother, what's your name? I'm Qingqing."

The voice was soft enough to make one's bones crisp, and Xiao Shan blushed suddenly.He wanted to let go of the little girl's hand, but he couldn't bear the softness in his hand, so he lowered his voice, "My name is Xiaoshan."

"Oh, Brother Xiaoshan." The little girl giggled, her body smelling delicious: "Brother Xiaoshan, don't you want to be a monk, okay?"

"For...why?"

"Brother Xiaoshan sent Qingqing home, parents will definitely thank Brother Xiaoshan. At that time, Qingqing will promise to be Brother Xiaoshan's daughter-in-law, okay?"

"..." Xiao Shan's already hot face turned red, and he even stammered: "No... no, girls can't say anything casually. You... you go Stay away, stay away from me..."

Xiaoshan pushed the little girl, but he was reluctant to use his strength. The little girl didn't go far away, but moved closer: "I'm afraid, so I don't want to stay away. Brother Xiaoshan, don't you want Qingqing to be your daughter-in-law? "

"I...I want to be a monk, and a monk cannot marry a wife!"

"Then if you don't become a monk, won't it be enough? Come to Qingqing's house, and when Qingqing grows up, marry brother Xiaoshan, okay?"

"No, I want to be a monk."

"Oh, why don't you become a monk, why don't you become a monk..." The little girl shook Xiao Shan's hand and acted coquettishly, "Why doesn't brother Xiao Shan like Qingqing? Parents say Qingqing is the cutest..."

"...It's not that I don't like it, it's that I want to be a monk..."

"That means you like it? Brother Xiaoshan likes Qingqing, why don't you marry Qingqing as a wife?"

"I want……"

"Hey, brother Xiaoshan is so stupid, he said that he is not a monk, so it's fine!"

The two talked back and forth on this issue, until they saw the Monk Temple, but they still haven't found the "home" that the little girl said.

When Xiao Shan first saw the dark ruined temple, his eyes lit up immediately, as if he was about to receive an amnesty.But thinking about the little girl next to her, she just memorized the location of the temple and walked west again.

"Yeah, Brother Xiaoshan and Qingqing go home, are you not going to be a monk?"

"No... I will send you back and become a monk again."

"Oh, what's so good about being a monk..."

The two walked for a short while, and finally saw the "home" that Qingqing was talking about.On the contrary, this room is more spacious than that of Qingling Temple, the room is lit with oil lamps, and there are two people standing outside the room, looking out eagerly.

The little girl got closer, and the two immediately came up to meet her: "Ah, Qingqing, where have you been... Hey, who is this?"

The woman looked at the hill, looking up and down without stopping.

Before Xiao Shan could speak, the little girl smiled and said: "This is Brother Xiao Shan, he sent me back. Mother, Qingqing will marry Brother Xiao Shan when she grows up."

With a bang, Xiao Shan's face almost turned red.He stammered and explained, for fear that his family would think that he was a disciple, specially trying to trick the ignorant girls in the mountains: "No... that's not the case, I, I, I... I'm going to become a monk."

"Yeah? My family Qingqing found a husband and son-in-law at such a young age? So powerful!" As soon as the woman opened her mouth, Xiao Shan was stunned.

"So it's a good son-in-law! Come in, come in quickly, don't be polite, family!" The man beside him was even more aggressive, and directly changed his address to Xiao Shan.

Xiao Shan's scalp was about to explode.

This, this, this, the people on Qingling Mountain are so tough, would they actually capture a man and force their wife?

No, no, he came to the mountain to be a monk, not to marry a wife!
Without saying another word, Xiao Shan immediately turned around and ran away, as if a dog was biting his buttocks, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The little girl stood where she was, looked at Xiao Shan's back, hugged her stomach and laughed for a long time.Laughing and laughing, the little girl's stature slowly grew, and the gray cloth on her body also turned into a blue veil, and the spiritual light flickered, and the small courtyard behind her disappeared, and the two passionate couples disappeared with a puff No, the two little mice on the ground, stunned for a moment, fled away immediately.

The little girl disappeared, and the one who stayed where she was was the legendary Holy Mother of Qingling on Qingling Mountain.

Ah Qing squinted at the direction of Xiao Shan's departure, with a smile on her lips, she muttered to herself for a while: "Yin Xiaoyun, it's been 3000 years, my old lady, I've been waiting for you."

　Fanwai is to post as much as you write.

　　Fanwaiyi is also known as "The Old Fairy Pounces on the Little Fresh Meat" or "The Holy Mother of the Qingling Three Teasing the Little Monk" ==
　　Ah, I'm so vulgar...

　　
　
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