Maoshan Road

Chapter 3 Omen (3) ([-])
Qin Jinrong was overjoyed when he heard that, "Could it be that you can catch ghosts?"

Who knew that Nong Fugui poured cold water on Qin Rong, "You are stupid... telling you to find water is to wash your feet! You stepped on shit..."

Qin Jinrong was taken aback and cursed, "Damn it! Why am I so unlucky..."

At this time, another voice rang out, "It's bad enough to step on dog shit... let alone stepping on human shit, brother! You have too much yin energy in your body, which overwhelms the yang energy. I just saw that you were still in shock. You must have seen a ghost." ? Let me, Cai Senyu, keep you safe tonight!" Qin Jinrong heard the voice and began to search for the source of the sound, "Who are you? Where are you? Come out quickly! Don't pretend to be a ghost"

Suddenly Nong Fugui pointed at Qin Jinrong's back and said, "Isn't he just behind you! I think you're just playing tricks! How can there be any ghosts in the world..."

Cai Senyu came over and shook his head and said, "No... If you don't believe me, just wait here for a few minutes... I promise you can see things you can't see... Or you can ask this unlucky brother who stepped on human shit..."

Qin Jinrong stood straight and said, "Really! I guarantee it with my personality!"

Nong Fugui rolled his eyes and said, "How much is your personality worth..."

"This unlucky brother! Don't explain to him... let him go to hell later...!" Cai Senyu said to Qin Jinrong!
Qin Jinrong didn't like to hear it anymore, "Damn it! What a bad luck brother... My name is Qin Jinrong! It's fate for everyone to get together... We all know each other!"

"My name is Cai Senyu!"

"My name is Nong Fugui! I'm not in the mood to go to hell with you guys...Damn it! Why are people always urging me to poop this day... It just so happens that I have diarrhea again today... Wow! Why are there so many people standing there? Strange, why is the hair messy, Don't they all sleep until midnight and get up to shit and pee?" After finishing speaking, he pointed to the quilt of Cai Senyu and Qin Jinrong!
The two of Cai Senyu looked back... "My dear! Here we go again! Lao Cai! Take them!" Qin Jinrong shouted in fright!
Cai Senyu was taken aback, "I'm sweating! Why are there so many? It's so strong! How can I accept it? Why do you provoke so many ghosts?"

Qin Jinrong said angrily, "Now is not the time to ask the reason! Damn it! You are a Taoist priest and not me, and you still ask me how to collect it...Damn it! I think you are a Taoist priest with half a catty and a half bucket of water!"

Nong Fugui looked at the ghost in front of him in surprise and said, "So this is a ghost! It's not very scary, it's a bit like someone who just woke up..."

Cai Senyu ignored what the two said and instead asked, "Which of you is a boy?"

Qin Jinrong shook his head and said, "I'm not!"

Nong Fugui glanced at the two of them, "What's wrong with me?"

"It's easy to handle," Cai Senyu said, and got a bottle of Master Kong's iced black tea out of nowhere, and then handed it to Nongfu Guidao, "Use piss in it!"

Nong Fugui was stunned, "Please! I just solved it just now, you treat my stomach as a urine bowl, and if you want to pee, I will pour it for you?"

Cai Senyu gave Nongfu Gui the middle finger and said, "Fuck! Say it earlier! Wasted my time" and went to pee...

Nong Fugui said contemptuously, "I still ask me... about your grandpa!"

(End of this chapter)