Perspective master mixed city

Chapter 311 You pinch one and show me

"Let me see, let me see where the criminal evidence is hidden, hey, you are finished, after I find out, you will definitely be on the headlines tomorrow!"

Qin Xiaoxue said excitedly while looking around.

"Little girl, let me say, do you know what to look for? Do you know what the so-called criminal evidence looks like? Do you know what men and women steal (love) and usually do?"

Su Mei crossed her arms, and naturally supported the pair of high-energy giant (peaks), sexy (sexy) exploded.

"this and that……"

After being sent to this army by Su Mei, Qin Xiaoxue was really stunned on the spot, at a loss for what to do.

Apparently, Qin Xiaoxue, who is not a human being, even if she often sees these similar arrest (rape) news on TV and newspapers, she doesn't explain in detail how to arrest, when to arrest, and what is caught is the evidence.

This Su Mei was sure that Qin Xiaoxue, a little girl, was thin-skinned, that's why she said that.

"Okay, Hu Meizi, you win, Ye Kai is yours now, woo woo woo woo... The slave family is dead..."

After Qin Xiaoxue finished speaking, she made an exaggerated gesture of crying.

"Hehehe, it's okay, little girl, my aunt won't rob you of men! You guys talk first, I'll go to Lao Suntou's to get two bottles of good red wine, the three of us will drink all night tonight! "

After all, Su Mei gave Ye Kai a meaningful look, licked her lips, and ground her teeth, as if to remind Ye Kai to not let Qin Xiaoxue see the strawberry mark that Ye Kai left on his shoulder just now. After doing all this, he twisted his waist again and opened the door to go out.

"Ye Kai, is that farmer uncle really that powerful?"

After Su Mei left, Qin Xiaoxue poured herself a glass of water, took a sip, and asked Ye Kaidao.

Ye Kai secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about it, this Qin Xiaoxue didn't worry about what Ye Kai did with Su Mei just now in the room.

"It's not so powerful. Even with all my strength, I didn't pass a move in front of him."

Ye Kai didn't feel ashamed at all, a loss is a loss.

"Oh... Hey, why is there such a strong smell of safflower oil in this room?"

Qin Xiaoxue nodded, suddenly sniffed a few times with her slightly raised nose, and asked Ye Kaidao.

"Ah? Ah! Yes, I fought with that farmer uncle and got hurt a little bit. No, I asked Su Mei to help me buy a bottle of safflower oil. You came after you wiped it on a few times."

Ye Kai immediately began to "explain" to Qin Xiaoxue.

But Qin Xiaoxue didn't have any doubts, but immediately asked with concern: "Are you injured? Where are you? Let me see!"

After all, Qin Xiaoxue looked at the exposed body parts of Ye Kai's shoulders and neck.

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay, the skin hurts, the skin hurts, I...uh..."

Ye Kai was trying to evade with a smile, but suddenly saw Qin Xiaoxue's gaze, which seemed to be fixed on a certain place, motionless.

Subconsciously following Qin Xiaoxue's gaze, there is surprisingly the shoulder and neck position of a little "strawberry" that Su Mei bit off just now!

What the hell!

Ye Kai murmured in his heart that he was not good, and took a deep breath for no reason.

This time it's over, this time it was completely killed by Su Mei's vixen!
"Ye Kai, what's going on here...?"

Qin Xiaoxue tapped the little "strawberry", and asked Ye Kaidao meaningfully.

Ye Kai swallowed, rolled his eyes, and thought about it.

"Huh? Oh, this, that, I just pinched it myself!"

After finishing speaking, Ye Kai realized how ridiculous his excuse looked.

"You pinched yourself?"

Qin Xiaoxue was obviously not convinced by this explanation.

Although she was inexperienced, she was not a fool. She was obviously suspicious of Ye Kai's explanation.

"Hmm, just now I was thinking about how to fight against the farmer uncle. On the spur of the moment, I pinched myself, thinking whether the position of the shoulders and neck is the weakness."

Ye Kai began to make up lies indiscriminately.

"Oh...that's right...well, well, then I believe you!"

Qin Xiaoxue pouted her lips very cutely, nodded and said.

"call--"

Ye Kai let out a long breath in his heart.

"Then...can you pinch another one and show me?"

Qin Xiaoxue's words were astonishing, and Ye Kai was almost suffocated by the breath he just exhaled.

"Ah? Oh... this is simple, hehe, it's okay, come on, I'll show you!"

Ye Kai now finally understands the true meaning of the phrase "If you don't die, you won't die", and also understands why some people say that once you tell a lie, you have to tell a hundred more lies to cover up the lie.

But now, Ye Kai is already riding a tiger, who let himself be accidentally bitten by Su Mei's vixen, who let him say that he strangled himself?
There was no way, Ye Kai could only force out a normal-looking and relaxed smile, stretched out his hand, and pinched hard on the other shoulder and neck.

Sure enough, a small "strawberry" of similar shape appeared at the previous relative position.

"Hehe...Look, another one came out, right?"

Ye Kai smiled and said to Qin Xiaoxue pretending to be relaxed.

Qin Xiaoxue looked at the two small "strawberries" of similar shape, smiled, nodded and replied: "Yeah, I saw it, hehe, you really pinched it yourself, dizzy, I really don't understand, how did you get it?" You have to go!"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Kai laughed twice and didn't speak again.

Only the devil can do it!
Ye Kai said secretly in his heart.

"Crack!"

At this moment, the door was opened from the outside.

Su Mei walked in carrying two bottles of top-quality wine that she knew at a glance to be aged, she looked at Qin Xiaoxue and Ye Kai with a smile on her face, and said, "Hehehehe... Yoyo, what are you two talking about, so happy? "

"Hu Meizi, who is the young couple with him, didn't you just say that Ye Kai gave it to you!"

Qin Xiaoxue resumed the habit of fighting with Su Mei.

"Yo yo, give it to me, you said this, then I will marry your elder brother Ye now and enter the bridal chamber!"

Naturally, Su Mei would not lose to Qin Xiaoxue by mouth (tongue), so she immediately replied tit for tat.

"Come in, come in, do you want me to watch it on the spot?"

Qin Xiaoxue was also relentless.

"Damn girl, you've gone against the sky, see if I don't scratch you to death!"

After saying that, Su Mei rushed towards Qin Xiaoxue, and the two rolled onto the bed, tickling each other.

Ye Kai on the one side was completely relieved, although he was forced to pinch himself again just now, but fortunately the matter with Su Mei was not revealed, although there was nothing too much, but if Qin Xiaoxue found out that he and Su Mei Su Mei kissed, and Su Mei left a mark on her shoulder and neck, that was definitely not what Ye Kai wanted.

The second daughter had been arguing for a while, and seemed to be tired, so she prepared to drink.

"I don't have a good wine glass, and I don't have a professional-grade wine opener... Wait a minute, I just drove here, and there is one inside, wait for me, don't do bad things, I'll be right there!"

Qin Xiaoxue didn't give Ye Kai a chance to talk to Su Mei, so she got up and ran out of the guest room.

"Xiaoxue is a perfectionist, even if there is no red wine glass in this room, why not just find a teacup to drink?"

Ye Kai shrugged, pointed to the two clean teacups in front of the TV, and said to Su Mei who was sitting on the bed.

"What do you know? You know the guy who burns pianos and cooks cranes!"

Su Mei gave Ye Kai a white look.

"Hey hey hey, I'm a bumpkin, I admit it!"

Ye Kaihan laughed a few times, and answered Su Mei.

"Oh, by the way, country bumpkin, that... I'm sorry just now!"

Su Mei suddenly looked at Ye Kai and said.

"It's nothing, just don't bite me again."

Ye Kaixin wondered, whether this Su Mei had a sex change or took the wrong medicine, why did she suddenly apologize?

That's right, she must have seen Qin Xiaoxue's suspicion and felt that he had caused unnecessary trouble to Ye Kai, so she apologized.

"No, no, you misunderstood, I'm sorry, it's not that I bit you just now, but..."

While talking, Su Mei pointed to Ye Kai's left shoulder and neck, and then said: "Hehe, let's be honest, I just went out for a few minutes, and the two of you couldn't help biting on it? Xiaoxue saw the 'territory' imprint that I bit you, and she also came here to declare ownership of you?"

Following the direction of Su Mei's finger, Ye Kai saw... the little "strawberry" that he was forced to pinch just now!
Injustice!
In an instant, Ye Kai felt that he was wronged a hundred times more than that Dou E. Maybe now that he opened the window, he could see the flying snow all over the sky!
"Su Mei, I'm going to tell you very, very seriously now, if I say that I pinched out the imprint here, would you believe me?"

Ye Kai looked at Su Mei sincerely and asked.

"Believe it! Of course I believe it!"

Su Mei also nodded seriously, and then said: "As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy, isn't it? As a friend, of course the most important thing is to trust each other! Then... you can show me another one." look?"

"I……"

Ye Kai was completely messed up.

Let's pinch it, and suffer the pain of flesh and blood again, don't pinch...

"Okay! I'll pinch another one!"

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Kai finally gave up his heart, and faced his shoulders and necks in awe-inspiring manner, and then came again...

"Huh? Ye Kai, why did you pinch another one?"

Coincidentally, Qin Xiaoxue, holding three tall glasses and a professional-grade corkscrew, walked in after Ye Kai had just finished pinching the third "strawberry".

"I……"

Ye Kai didn't know what to say.

"Good things come in pairs, there are only three 'strawberries' now, Ye Kai, let's pinch one more!"

Qin Xiaoxue clapped her hands and suggested seriously.

"Yes, that's right, I think so too, come on, brother Ye, pinch one more!"

Su Mei was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so she followed suit.

"Come on, I'm dead anyway, man, I'll pinch ten or eight of them today!"

Ye Kai let out a violent roar, closed his eyes, and looked like he was picking anything.

……

(End of this chapter)