Perspective master mixed city
Chapter 439 Old Poison
Chapter 439 Old Poison
Ye Kai shrugged, with an expression of "You care about me?!"
Hao Ren didn't care, and continued talking.
"Then there is the child's bloody handprint on the bathroom..."
"Ah, that's right, I was just about to ask, the bloody handprint of a child on the bathroom mirror..."
The farmer uncle nodded, and continued to ask.
But this time, before he finished asking, he stopped talking.
Because he saw the dwarf Hao Ren's "little hands" with "blood stains" that hadn't fully dried yet!
There's no need to ask any more, unless Hao Ren has a child or an accomplice who is also a dwarf, otherwise, the bloody handprints are exactly what he used to print on the glass mirror.
Sure enough, Hao Ren also shrugged, and even curled his lips mischievously.
"Hey, let me put in a word. If you use those blood plasma or something, it's fine. Why do you still have a packet of tomato sauce in the middle? Is it addictive?"
Ye Kai was amused when he thought of the "blood stain" wiped off the mirror by the farmer uncle imitating his own way just now.
I was paving the way with my perspective ability, and I could see clearly which "blood" in the bloody handprint was tomato sauce, but the farmer uncle was imitating...
"Well... if you happen to have leftover chips and unused ketchup from the day before yesterday, you might not ask me that question again."
Hao Ren smiled helplessly.
"It's that simple? Didn't mean anything against us?"
The farmer's uncle looked embarrassed, and thought that this guy had some deep tricks up his sleeve.
"Of course it's as simple as that. Who would twist their minds to think about this, I'll fuck it..."
Hao Ren swears a curse word to express his position.
"Okay, okay, one more thing, how could your fingerprints be the fingerprints of a child Zhang who passed away a few years ago? Don't tell me, there are two identical fingerprints in this world!"
Ye Kai shook his finger and asked Hao Ren.
"In this world, there are almost no two identical fingerprints. I mean almost, in fact, the probability is 60 in [-] billion! Oh, of course, when I say this, I don't mean that my fingerprints happen to be the same It’s the same as the children in this building, it’s like this, that, I’m usually idle and bored, besides, I also guessed that people in this building might call the police, then...then I’ll be fine, hacked into some The network, such as the fingerprint library, has been slightly changed..."
"Do you have this strength?!"
Before he finished speaking, the farmer uncle grasped the "bright spot" of this sentence.
Not to mention that Hao Ren can produce so many high-tech "ghost" dolls, the strength of the changing system alone is not inferior to the computer expert Lao Long in the special operations team!
Ye Kai knew that this was the uncle's intention to recruit Hao Ren under his command.
"Uncle, don't look down on people or underestimate them. Remember, I am a talented student at MIT. Hehe, if I hadn't been poisoned by someone, I'm afraid I have already become a millionaire with an annual salary of [-] million. I got the gold collar!"
Hao Ren said proudly.
"Look at you, you still kicked your nose on your face! Then let me ask you again, the woman's hair in the toilet...you don't mean to put the DNA library..."
No matter how stupid the peasant uncle is, he can naturally draw inferences from one instance.
"Hey, congratulations, uncle, you have learned to answer quickly!"
Ye Kai clapped his hands in trouble.
"Find a fight!"
What the farmer uncle experienced that night, although there was no great risk, it was definitely not exciting.
It is estimated that for what happened tonight, he will give Ye Kai a password tomorrow.
"Hey, hey, Hao Ren, let me ask you again, what are you doing, going to other people's radio stations to play tricks? Also, someone poisoned you, not to mention your strength, just this big black man A, ordinary person, I'm afraid it's not an opponent, right? Just hide in its body and seek revenge from that person?"
Ye Kai smiled, avoiding the attack range of the farmer uncle, turned to look at the poor dwarf and asked.
"This... This is really a child without a mother. It's a long story."
Hao Ren sighed, and began to tell a ridiculous story.
It turned out that when Hao Ren was studying at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, he was "followed" by a strange old doctor who forced him to give up his studies and follow the old doctor to study ancient China's toxicology and pharmacy.
"This is so embarrassing!"
Hao Ren said.
"Who would let a gold collar with an annual salary of one million not do it, and study some pharmacology and toxicology? I don't want to be a poison king! Crazy! That's what I told him at the time!"
"It's over, you have fallen into the clichéd plot of a martial arts novel, that old doctor must be a reclusive expert, oh no, a super expert who hides in the city!"
Ye Kai rubbed his chin, and analyzed seriously.
"I thought so too, and what happened later confirmed my guess! The old guy saw that I was stubborn and refused to take it, so he drugged me when I was not prepared! Then he said to me , if someone wants to harm him, he will go back to Huaxia and hide in the prison, and if I want to detoxify, I must find him!"
Hao Ren had a bitter look on his face.
"But let's not talk about whether he has really returned to the country. Even if it is true, there are more than a few dozen prisons in the entire Huaxia? Where can I find him? This prank is not fun, okay?!"
Hao Ren continued to multiply his bitterness.
"With your computer power, if you want to find his information, isn't that as easy as eating noodles? Enter any conditions, where is he locked up, what is his house number? Which prison number, should it be clear?"
The farmer uncle also asked a little puzzled.
"You underestimate that old guy. That old guy is really good at poison! He will change his voice and appearance when he uses poison casually. He wants to hide, and no one in the world can do it. There is a way to find him! Of course, unless someone has clairvoyant eyes and can directly see his original appearance!"
clairvoyance...
Ye Kai blinked his eyes, as if everything in the world revolved around him. Could it be that the words "the halo of the protagonist" really came to him?
This kind of nonsensical idea really made Ye Kai happy.
"Go on, and then? I'm asking, why did you come to this broadcasting building to pretend to be a ghost? Could it be that you were driven out of your mind by that old poison, and then you came to find trouble with ordinary people and make fun of it? What about?"
The farmer uncle rubbed a pair of palm-like hands repeatedly, as if his next action was to do justice for the heavens, for the poor people in this building who were threatened by Hao Ren's pretending to be a ghost, especially his sweetheart. Ouyang Tranquility seeks justice and teaches this Hao Ren a good lesson.
"Hey wait, uncle, am I here to find clues?"
Without the protection of the heavy-helmed robot, Hao Ren is a powerless guy.
Seeing such a vigorous farmer uncle now wants to use his strength, and his legs and feet are a little weak at the moment.
"Clues? Looking for clues, you found someone's women's bathroom and stuffed the woman's hair into the toilet to pretend to be a ghost to scare people?"
Ye Kai began to add insult to injury.
"Oh right, Ye Kai, if you don't mention this, I really forgot!"
Sun Yaoyang, the farmer's uncle, finally took action against Hao Ren.
But he saw Hao Ren was picked up with a big hand like a chicken, and he shook it in the air.
After all, the problem Ye Kai mentioned just now is really serious!You know, Ouyang Tranquility's office is also on this floor, which means...
"Oh, no, brother, don't provoke discord! I, Hao Ren, swear to God, when I did those things, I arranged them only when I made sure that the entire floor was empty. If I secretly took advantage of a female friend It's cheap, just...just..."
Hao Ren was afraid that the farmer wouldn't believe him, so he immediately wanted to make a more poisonous oath, but for a while, he was at a loss for words, and didn't know what to say.
"So what?"
The farmer uncle is a stickler. It seems that he will never let it go without Hao Ren's promise.
"Just let me be a dwarf for the rest of my life, and I will never come back!"
Hao Ren said firmly.
This oath is poisonous enough!Hard enough!
"Snapped!"
Uncle Sun Yaoyang, a farmer, was very satisfied, so he threw Hao Ren to the ground. Although he didn't use much force, Hao Ren, who was still in pain, grinned nonstop.
"Tell me, what clues are you looking for?"
The farmer uncle then asked.
"It's like this, two, that old poison, he has no hobbies in his life, but one thing, I understand, is that he is a loyal fan of Miss Ouyang Tranquility, the host of the radio show "Spiritual Harbour". It is said that when he was abroad , but also try to use all technical means to listen to Miss Ouyang's sub-program every night!"
Hao Ren knew everything this time.
"So, I came here. I wanted to see what kind of magical power Ms. Ouyang's "Spiritual Harbor" has. In addition, if I can't find any clues, I plan to broadcast this "Spiritual Harbor" again on Ms. Ouyang. Timely, tell the old poison through radio waves in due time, if he doesn't show up again, I will kidnap Miss Ouyang! After that, I will really let a 'female ghost' or monster kidnap Miss Ouyang in full view, that way , that old poison knew that I had kidnapped his idol, so he would take the initiative to find me and give me the antidote..."
"Snapped!"
Before Hao Ren could finish speaking, he was slapped hard on the head by Sun Yaoyang, the farmer's uncle. The pain hurt Hao Ren's eyes, and his eyes turned black.
Is this still available?
Uncle can't bear it, auntie can't bear it!
This is to kidnap the sweetheart of the farmer uncle. This kind of crime can be described as heinous!
"Hey, you deserve to be beaten, hey, hey, if you dare to touch our sister-in-law, oh no, auntie, capital punishment is inevitable, living crime is inevitable!"
Ye Kai continued to fan the flames, anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"Hey, I'm going, uncle, I was wrong! I'll pack up and go home now, and I won't play Aunt Ouyang's idea again!"
Hao Ren also understood why these two evil gods came to play today, and immediately bowed to the farmer uncle.
(End of this chapter)
Ye Kai shrugged, with an expression of "You care about me?!"
Hao Ren didn't care, and continued talking.
"Then there is the child's bloody handprint on the bathroom..."
"Ah, that's right, I was just about to ask, the bloody handprint of a child on the bathroom mirror..."
The farmer uncle nodded, and continued to ask.
But this time, before he finished asking, he stopped talking.
Because he saw the dwarf Hao Ren's "little hands" with "blood stains" that hadn't fully dried yet!
There's no need to ask any more, unless Hao Ren has a child or an accomplice who is also a dwarf, otherwise, the bloody handprints are exactly what he used to print on the glass mirror.
Sure enough, Hao Ren also shrugged, and even curled his lips mischievously.
"Hey, let me put in a word. If you use those blood plasma or something, it's fine. Why do you still have a packet of tomato sauce in the middle? Is it addictive?"
Ye Kai was amused when he thought of the "blood stain" wiped off the mirror by the farmer uncle imitating his own way just now.
I was paving the way with my perspective ability, and I could see clearly which "blood" in the bloody handprint was tomato sauce, but the farmer uncle was imitating...
"Well... if you happen to have leftover chips and unused ketchup from the day before yesterday, you might not ask me that question again."
Hao Ren smiled helplessly.
"It's that simple? Didn't mean anything against us?"
The farmer's uncle looked embarrassed, and thought that this guy had some deep tricks up his sleeve.
"Of course it's as simple as that. Who would twist their minds to think about this, I'll fuck it..."
Hao Ren swears a curse word to express his position.
"Okay, okay, one more thing, how could your fingerprints be the fingerprints of a child Zhang who passed away a few years ago? Don't tell me, there are two identical fingerprints in this world!"
Ye Kai shook his finger and asked Hao Ren.
"In this world, there are almost no two identical fingerprints. I mean almost, in fact, the probability is 60 in [-] billion! Oh, of course, when I say this, I don't mean that my fingerprints happen to be the same It’s the same as the children in this building, it’s like this, that, I’m usually idle and bored, besides, I also guessed that people in this building might call the police, then...then I’ll be fine, hacked into some The network, such as the fingerprint library, has been slightly changed..."
"Do you have this strength?!"
Before he finished speaking, the farmer uncle grasped the "bright spot" of this sentence.
Not to mention that Hao Ren can produce so many high-tech "ghost" dolls, the strength of the changing system alone is not inferior to the computer expert Lao Long in the special operations team!
Ye Kai knew that this was the uncle's intention to recruit Hao Ren under his command.
"Uncle, don't look down on people or underestimate them. Remember, I am a talented student at MIT. Hehe, if I hadn't been poisoned by someone, I'm afraid I have already become a millionaire with an annual salary of [-] million. I got the gold collar!"
Hao Ren said proudly.
"Look at you, you still kicked your nose on your face! Then let me ask you again, the woman's hair in the toilet...you don't mean to put the DNA library..."
No matter how stupid the peasant uncle is, he can naturally draw inferences from one instance.
"Hey, congratulations, uncle, you have learned to answer quickly!"
Ye Kai clapped his hands in trouble.
"Find a fight!"
What the farmer uncle experienced that night, although there was no great risk, it was definitely not exciting.
It is estimated that for what happened tonight, he will give Ye Kai a password tomorrow.
"Hey, hey, Hao Ren, let me ask you again, what are you doing, going to other people's radio stations to play tricks? Also, someone poisoned you, not to mention your strength, just this big black man A, ordinary person, I'm afraid it's not an opponent, right? Just hide in its body and seek revenge from that person?"
Ye Kai smiled, avoiding the attack range of the farmer uncle, turned to look at the poor dwarf and asked.
"This... This is really a child without a mother. It's a long story."
Hao Ren sighed, and began to tell a ridiculous story.
It turned out that when Hao Ren was studying at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, he was "followed" by a strange old doctor who forced him to give up his studies and follow the old doctor to study ancient China's toxicology and pharmacy.
"This is so embarrassing!"
Hao Ren said.
"Who would let a gold collar with an annual salary of one million not do it, and study some pharmacology and toxicology? I don't want to be a poison king! Crazy! That's what I told him at the time!"
"It's over, you have fallen into the clichéd plot of a martial arts novel, that old doctor must be a reclusive expert, oh no, a super expert who hides in the city!"
Ye Kai rubbed his chin, and analyzed seriously.
"I thought so too, and what happened later confirmed my guess! The old guy saw that I was stubborn and refused to take it, so he drugged me when I was not prepared! Then he said to me , if someone wants to harm him, he will go back to Huaxia and hide in the prison, and if I want to detoxify, I must find him!"
Hao Ren had a bitter look on his face.
"But let's not talk about whether he has really returned to the country. Even if it is true, there are more than a few dozen prisons in the entire Huaxia? Where can I find him? This prank is not fun, okay?!"
Hao Ren continued to multiply his bitterness.
"With your computer power, if you want to find his information, isn't that as easy as eating noodles? Enter any conditions, where is he locked up, what is his house number? Which prison number, should it be clear?"
The farmer uncle also asked a little puzzled.
"You underestimate that old guy. That old guy is really good at poison! He will change his voice and appearance when he uses poison casually. He wants to hide, and no one in the world can do it. There is a way to find him! Of course, unless someone has clairvoyant eyes and can directly see his original appearance!"
clairvoyance...
Ye Kai blinked his eyes, as if everything in the world revolved around him. Could it be that the words "the halo of the protagonist" really came to him?
This kind of nonsensical idea really made Ye Kai happy.
"Go on, and then? I'm asking, why did you come to this broadcasting building to pretend to be a ghost? Could it be that you were driven out of your mind by that old poison, and then you came to find trouble with ordinary people and make fun of it? What about?"
The farmer uncle rubbed a pair of palm-like hands repeatedly, as if his next action was to do justice for the heavens, for the poor people in this building who were threatened by Hao Ren's pretending to be a ghost, especially his sweetheart. Ouyang Tranquility seeks justice and teaches this Hao Ren a good lesson.
"Hey wait, uncle, am I here to find clues?"
Without the protection of the heavy-helmed robot, Hao Ren is a powerless guy.
Seeing such a vigorous farmer uncle now wants to use his strength, and his legs and feet are a little weak at the moment.
"Clues? Looking for clues, you found someone's women's bathroom and stuffed the woman's hair into the toilet to pretend to be a ghost to scare people?"
Ye Kai began to add insult to injury.
"Oh right, Ye Kai, if you don't mention this, I really forgot!"
Sun Yaoyang, the farmer's uncle, finally took action against Hao Ren.
But he saw Hao Ren was picked up with a big hand like a chicken, and he shook it in the air.
After all, the problem Ye Kai mentioned just now is really serious!You know, Ouyang Tranquility's office is also on this floor, which means...
"Oh, no, brother, don't provoke discord! I, Hao Ren, swear to God, when I did those things, I arranged them only when I made sure that the entire floor was empty. If I secretly took advantage of a female friend It's cheap, just...just..."
Hao Ren was afraid that the farmer wouldn't believe him, so he immediately wanted to make a more poisonous oath, but for a while, he was at a loss for words, and didn't know what to say.
"So what?"
The farmer uncle is a stickler. It seems that he will never let it go without Hao Ren's promise.
"Just let me be a dwarf for the rest of my life, and I will never come back!"
Hao Ren said firmly.
This oath is poisonous enough!Hard enough!
"Snapped!"
Uncle Sun Yaoyang, a farmer, was very satisfied, so he threw Hao Ren to the ground. Although he didn't use much force, Hao Ren, who was still in pain, grinned nonstop.
"Tell me, what clues are you looking for?"
The farmer uncle then asked.
"It's like this, two, that old poison, he has no hobbies in his life, but one thing, I understand, is that he is a loyal fan of Miss Ouyang Tranquility, the host of the radio show "Spiritual Harbour". It is said that when he was abroad , but also try to use all technical means to listen to Miss Ouyang's sub-program every night!"
Hao Ren knew everything this time.
"So, I came here. I wanted to see what kind of magical power Ms. Ouyang's "Spiritual Harbor" has. In addition, if I can't find any clues, I plan to broadcast this "Spiritual Harbor" again on Ms. Ouyang. Timely, tell the old poison through radio waves in due time, if he doesn't show up again, I will kidnap Miss Ouyang! After that, I will really let a 'female ghost' or monster kidnap Miss Ouyang in full view, that way , that old poison knew that I had kidnapped his idol, so he would take the initiative to find me and give me the antidote..."
"Snapped!"
Before Hao Ren could finish speaking, he was slapped hard on the head by Sun Yaoyang, the farmer's uncle. The pain hurt Hao Ren's eyes, and his eyes turned black.
Is this still available?
Uncle can't bear it, auntie can't bear it!
This is to kidnap the sweetheart of the farmer uncle. This kind of crime can be described as heinous!
"Hey, you deserve to be beaten, hey, hey, if you dare to touch our sister-in-law, oh no, auntie, capital punishment is inevitable, living crime is inevitable!"
Ye Kai continued to fan the flames, anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"Hey, I'm going, uncle, I was wrong! I'll pack up and go home now, and I won't play Aunt Ouyang's idea again!"
Hao Ren also understood why these two evil gods came to play today, and immediately bowed to the farmer uncle.
(End of this chapter)
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