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Chapter 67 You Talk Like Shit
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In the lush mountains, a group of young people appeared.

call out.

With a cry, stones shot out, and the bird with black and white wings fell to the ground and died on the spot.

Lu Chang stepped forward to pick it up, weighed it for a while, and curled his lips boredly, "It's so thin, it's not enough for a bite."

As he said that, he threw the bird's body out, clapped his hands, looked at everyone again, and said, "I thought it would be very exciting to be in the [-] mountains, but it's been three days since I came in, and even a little bit of a fork I haven't met any monsters, boring, boring..."

He sat down by the tree with a bored face.

Pang Wei, who was holding an unknown wild fruit, rolled his eyes at him, "We are here to find treasures, why do we want monsters? Isn't it fun to find? Besides, there is a really awesome monster, you Dare to go up?"

"Why don't you dare? Young master, I am as light as a swallow, so what if I encounter a powerful monster? I can still get away with two strokes of it, big man, can you do it?"

"Hmph, it's such an honor to run for your life. I'm going to meet a monster, so just run with it!"

"Just blow it up." Lu Changbai gave him a look.

The two bickered habitually, and the big guy just smiled. They have been in the mountain for three days, and they have gone deep into the mountain for more than 100 miles.

These days, apart from some low-level birds and beasts, what I see the most is the lush greenery, not to mention the ancient sacred objects, even if I haven’t even seen a person, in Lu Chang’s words, I’m just too idle to fade away. Birds come.

The big guy was full of passion from the beginning, and became a little less interested. In his fantasy, he should have fought monsters and beasts in the mountains, won holy objects, and shocked all directions, but now he stared at flowers and trees and aimlessly There's nothing to do but move forward.

Perhaps the only way to relieve boredom is to listen to the bickering between Lu Chang and Pang Wei.

"Hey, look, the one surnamed Chen is pretending there again."

In the crowd, someone suddenly pointed forward, and Chen Ansheng was squatting there to study something tens of meters away from their resting place.

"Don't pay attention to him, he just likes to pretend to be deep and mysterious."

"Tch, what's there to pretend, isn't it just trying to attract Shi Luoshui in this way? But Shi Luoshui is really, this kind of little trick can also attract her, hey, I can't figure out how he can compare Brother Yuan, why do you think Shi Luoshui doesn't like to talk to Brother Yuan?"

"That's right, hey, look, Shi Luoshui went to look for him again, hey, I can't stand it anymore!"

A group of people resting under the big tree were all fighting for Yuan Qifeng. Regarding this, Yuan Qifeng just said lightly: "Miss Shi has her own ideas, so don't meddle in other people's business, rest for half a stick of incense, and get ready. Let's go."

When everyone heard the words, they nodded in agreement, and some people sighed, "Brother Yuan is really a gentleman, but how can Miss Shi be so indistinguishable from a good man to a bad man?"

"Hey……"

On the other side, Shi Luoshui walked up behind Chen Ansheng. When she saw him studying a pile of animal feces, her face changed obviously, and she asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

"Research route."

Chen Ansheng replied lightly, without looking back.

"Research route? But aren't you researching... excrement?"

"This is no ordinary poop."

"Ah? How do you know, you shouldn't..."

Shi Luoshui opened his mouth wide, and the remaining words seemed difficult to say.

Chen Ansheng gave her a blank look, "What's in your head? Do you have to taste it to know whether it's normal or not? I can't do it just by looking at it?"

"Uh... yes, yes." Shi Luoshui nodded awkwardly, and then asked curiously, "Then what did you see?"

Chen Ansheng stood up and said, "This lump of feces was pulled by a monster. Its cultivation level is not high. It should be at the peak of the first order to the early stage of the second order."

"A second-order monster?"

Hearing this, Shi Luoshui couldn't help frowning. Of course, it wasn't because he thought the second-order monster was strong, but because it was the only trace left by the monster since they entered the mountain.

"Then...then how do you think we should go?"

she asked curiously.

Chen Ansheng glanced at the forest in front of him, then turned his head to the west, and pointed, "Go over there."

"Where are you going? Chen Ansheng, don't you want to take a detour to go back?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Rong Qingqing's sarcasm came from behind him. This woman admired Yuan Qifeng very much, and she never had a good face towards Chen Ansheng, who had some minor grievances with Yuan Qifeng.

"Here, let's walk well. What are you going to do if you have nothing to do? We are here to hunt for treasure. We should go all the way. What's the matter with going west?"

After Rong Qingqing sneered, Hu Ming also sneered. He was very jealous that Shi Luoshui was always looking for Chen Ansheng.

And Chen Ansheng replied lightly, "The Hundred Thousand Mountains are vast and boundless, and going to the west is also going deep. Why should I go back and talk about it?"

Rong Qingqing clasped her hands on her chest, curled her lips and said, "Hmph, you also said that going west is going deep, and going north this way is also going deep. If that's the case, why change directions if you have nothing to do?"

"Because he felt that there was a monster in front of him."

Shi Luoshui replied for him.

At this time, everyone had already come over, Yuan Qifeng smiled and said: "Oh? I don't know how Brother Chen can tell that there are monsters ahead?"

"Just look at this and you'll know."

Chen Ansheng glanced at the feces on the ground lightly, Yuan Qifeng smiled suspiciously: "What can you tell from this?"

Chen Ansheng said with a blank expression: "This is the feces left by monsters hovering between the peak of the first order and the early stage of the second order!"

"You can tell from the peak of the first order to the early stage of the second order? I'm curious, how did you see it?"

Hu Ming sneered disdainfully.

The rest of the people also had weird smiles on their faces. Rong Qingqing, who was hugging her chest, said in a strange way: "Everyone can't see it, but he can. I'm afraid he has already eaten it? May I ask Mr. Chen, is it delicious? "

"Hahaha……"

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter, Shi Luoshui couldn't help but said, "Rong Qingqing, why are you talking?"

Rong Qingqing frowned, and responded coldly, "Isn't it? If he hadn't eaten it, how could he think it was the feces of a monster?"

"you!"

Shi Luoshui was speechless at her words.

Chen Ansheng looked at Rong Qingqing with a smug face, and replied with a smile, "It's just feces, and the aura of the nose can naturally distinguish it, just like when you talk, I can also smell your feces. From the smell of feces, I can tell that you are now at the third level of Condensing Pill, is that right?"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly became weird, and the air seemed to be filled with the smell of gunpowder.

Rong Qingqing stretched out her hand and pointed at Chen Ansheng angrily, and shouted sharply: "You, you try to say something again?!"

Chen Ansheng grinned, and spoke clearly: "When you speak, please keep your voice down, or keep a little distance from me, the smell of shit is very strong."

(End of this chapter)