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Chapter 138 The Streaking Incident (Ask for another monthly pass recommendation ticket)
The applause and cheers in the auditorium were deafening.

There were also countless people applauding on the live broadcast.

Since Qin Feng and Lin Yang were still on the stage, the live broadcast screen did not switch.

After bowing, Qin Feng and Lin Yang raised their bodies and clasped their fists to the audience again.

"clap clap"

The applause grew louder.

The audience at the scene were all standing, with smiles on their faces, applauding Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

“Good! Awesome”

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, it's so wonderful"

"Dude, one more time"

"Encore! Encore!..."

……

There were applause one after another, more and more shouts for Encore, and soon the audience began to shout together.

The auditorium completely exploded, completely turning into a sea of ​​joy, and everyone was very excited.

The audience, both live and live, laughed until they collapsed today. Although the three cross talks have been finished, everyone is reluctant to end here, and everyone hopes to listen to another episode.

……

at the same time.

The angry shouting and cursing from the men's football team continued, but it was not as violent as before.

One is that they are tired of scolding, and the other is that they have no confidence in scolding.

Everyone in the men's football team let out a sigh of relief at this time, it's finally over!These ten minutes are really tormented!
This cross talk is over, and the hatred between Qin Feng and the men's football team has also become deeper, almost irresolvable.

Everyone in the men's football team has nothing to do with Qin Feng now, even if they can get revenge, they can talk about it later. The most important thing for them right now is the game the day after tomorrow.

If they can't show a decent performance in this game, then they may not be qualified even if they want to take revenge. At that time, the men's football earthquake will definitely be inevitable, and they will not be able to protect themselves. How can we talk about revenge?
Although the cross talk is over, the pressure on the men's football team has not eased in the slightest, on the contrary it has become heavier.

In addition, people in the cross talk world are also under a lot of pressure. The more outstanding Qin Feng's performance is, the heavier their sense of crisis will be.

Comparing the two cross talks with each other, everyone can see the gap, but how to solve it?Everyone is clueless.

The leaders of the General Administration also let out a sigh of relief when they saw the end of the performance. Qin Feng was so ruthless that it made people's hearts jump.

……

Qin Feng's home.

Everyone was laughing with excitement.

Qin Feng's parents are really relaxed now, they have been watching the live broadcast with trepidation before.

Thinking of Qin Feng's various funny performances on the stage, the couple immediately laughed like the rest of the family.

The children in the family were almost paralyzed from laughter.

"My brother is so awesome, he can't even scold people, I admire him!"

"I laughed so hard, cross talk is so fun"

"Brother, come back soon after vacation, I want to learn cross talk from him"

"I think you want to learn how to swear!"

……

Netizens on the live broadcast end were equally heated.

"This cross talk is awesome, it's so cool to scold, let me relieve my anger!"

"Hahaha, the guys from the men's football team are almost dead, right?"

"It's still Qin Feng who is ruthless! How dare someone else scold the national football team like this!"

"This cross talk is so timely, I hope it can wake up the trash of the men's football team"

"Let's wait and see what they can do in the game the day after tomorrow"

"I hope there will be improvement. If it is still the same as before, it is better to disband and calculate, so as not to cause trouble for everyone"

……

The camera returns to the scene of the auditorium.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at the excited students in the audience and listened to the deafening encore sound, they were very excited.

This hot atmosphere is really great, it is the dream of every performer, it is the greatest reward and affirmation, and the two of them are no exception.

Especially Lin Yang, his hands and feet trembled slightly when he was excited again.

It was like this now, his fat face was flushed with excitement, and his hands were trembling as if he could keep up with Parkinson's.

Qin Feng was also very excited. The cheers and encore sounds were really refreshing.

The sound in the auditorium is getting louder and louder, overwhelming!
Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang, and Lin Yang also looked over at the same time.

As soon as their eyes met, they made a decision immediately.

Return!

The preparations for this live broadcast were very good. Qin Feng took out three cross talk segments, so he was not afraid of returning to the show at all.

Now that they had made a decision, the two of them did not hesitate, and immediately walked back to the stage of cross talk.

"clap clap"

The applause thundered again.

The live and live viewers saw the actions of Qin Feng and Lin Yang, knew that they were going to return, and immediately gave the most enthusiastic applause.

“Good! Awesome“

The applause was endless, and all the audience was very excited and cheered for them loudly.

Of course, there are also some nervous ones. When people in the cross talk circle and men's football saw Qin Feng preparing to return to the field, their expressions immediately changed.

They were all worried that Qin Feng would use the knife on himself again, it would be too miserable!
……

"Snapped"

The crisp wake-up sound sounded.

The noise at the scene immediately dropped, and the audience all sat back in their seats, ready to laugh out loud again.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang have already stood up and are ready to start at any time.

"Thank you for your warm applause. If you are not capable, you just have strength. Our characteristic is that we give a lot. Since everyone loves to listen, let's talk about another short paragraph."

"clap clap"

The applause sounded again.

Qin Feng straightened the microphone, and then said:

"Actually, a lot of cross talk talks are true, such as the previous "I Love Men's Football". Everyone knows all the content, without any fictional elements. Through our processing and refinement, we put it on the stage and become a show for performance. Have fun everyone"

Lin Yang nodded and continued: "This is art."

The men's football players were dumbfounded when they heard this. This grandson won't talk about us again, right?
Everyone watched the live broadcast nervously, feeling up and down in their hearts, lest the next content would still be men's football.

When the rest of the people heard this, they also felt that the men's football was unlucky again in all likelihood. Everyone waited eagerly to see how Qin Feng would continue to hurt the men's football.

But what happened next surprised everyone.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed to Lin Yang beside him: "For example, he, Lin Yang, my classmate and partner"

Lin Yang pointed back at his nose in surprise: "Say me"

Qin Feng wrapped his hands around: "Many of his materials have been dug out, and I think they are all interesting."

Lin Yang continued: "What?"

Qin Feng pointed to the audience: "Several buddies in our dormitory came today, and one of them lives in BJ, named Gangzi. Lin Yang has a very good relationship with him."

Lin Yang nodded: "We have a good relationship."

The face of the audience just changed instantly, it's over!This grandson is going to make fun of his buddies!

When Hao Jun and the others next to him heard Qin Feng's words, they knew that he hadn't held his fart well, and Gangzi was going to be unlucky!They all started to make fun of Gangzi:
"Damn! Gangzi, you're going to be famous! I'm so envious"

"Congratulations, Gangzi, don't forget who you are when you become famous, hahaha"

……

Gangzi scolded angrily:

"Famous you uncle! You don't know the grandson of Qin Feng, can you have good things to say about that stinky mouth? Don't hurt my brother so much that you can't see others, thank God!"

"Hahaha"

Hao Jun and Li Wanhua all smiled happily.

Everyone knows that what Gangzi said is correct, Qin Feng's stinky mouth didn't have a good word at all!
The classmates who knew Gangzi at the scene looked at him sympathetically, and everyone mourned for him.

Qin Feng continued:

"It's okay, the two of you have a meal together and go out to take a bath. This is not the school bathroom, but the one outside, where you can take a bath. There is a public bathhouse like this near their house just now."

Lin Yang nodded and said: "Yes, that is a more traditional bathhouse, very good"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile: "These two people like to take a bath very much. It's the weekend, and they can take a bath for a whole day"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "How nice it is to be clean."

Qin Feng looked at where Gangzi was, and said with a smile:

"Before the National Day holiday, Lin Yang didn't go home, and went to take a bath with Gangzi. They went in at nine o'clock in the morning until twelve o'clock in the night, and they called them... two, let's go, let's go, It's time"

As Qin Feng said, he made the gesture of reaching out and patting people.

Lin Yang: "Have you left yet?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Both brothers just got up. They went to a public bathhouse. It costs 20 yuan for four people. They take off their clothes and throw them into the basket."

Lin Yang looked at the audience and explained: "This kind of bathhouse is like this."

Qin Feng smiled and shook his hands and said: "Look at this, the basket is empty, and both of them have lost their clothes."

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Someone stole it?"

Qin Feng frowned tightly: "What should I do? Find a buddy, where is my clothes?... I don't know, five yuan, no one will show you this, it's getting late, let's go, let the two pushed out"

Lin Yang sighed: "Oh!"

Qin Feng pointed to Lin Yang: "At 12:30 in the middle of the night, on the street, these two people are naked, where are they standing?"

As he said that, Qin Feng stretched out his arms and crossed them in front of his crotch, with a shy expression on his face.

"Hahaha"

All the audience laughed loudly at Qin Feng's words and ridiculous actions.

The face of Gangzi under the stage immediately turned red. He looked at Qin Feng who was performing, his eyes were spitting fire, and his teeth were gnashing even more.

"Qin Feng, you are such a grandson! Who the hell is standing on the street naked? You are so good at organizing people. Let's see how my buddies will deal with you, you stinky hooligan."

The surrounding students laughed and looked at Gangzi meaningfully.

This made Gangzi so ashamed and angry that he wanted to rush out of the auditorium immediately and find a corner where there was no one and cry a few times.

On the stage, Lin Yang smiled and said: "How miserable! This"

Qin Feng made a gesture on his face: "That's just Gangzi, and he still wears glasses"

Lin Yang waved his hand and said, "It doesn't work!"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter at the scene.

There were more people looking at Gangzi, his face was completely red, but he had nowhere to hide, so he could only stand up like this.

Qin Feng frowned: "What should I do? It would be a joke if someone saw this!"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "That's not true!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "Just pay attention, just across the road is our house, we two rushed across the road hand in hand"

Lin Yang widened his eyes and pointed out, surprised: "Run over?"

Qin Feng made a gesture of putting on clothes: "Run to our house, I'll take the clothes and put them on."

Lin Yang responded, "Oh."

Qin Feng made a jogging motion: "Run, two people hold hands,..."

Speaking of Qin Feng, he threw off his arms, looked left and right, and sat running, with a smug expression on his face.

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng's movements and smiled lightly: "Hand in hand"

"Hahaha"

There was a sudden burst of laughter.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yang: "There is no one in the middle of the night, the two old men go to the street with their buttocks naked"

As he said, he didn't stop running with his arms stretched out. The combination of words and movements made it very easy for people to think of the picture described.

The laughter grew louder and, of course, Gangzi became more and more embarrassed.

Lin Yang frowned and curled his lips: "Oh! It's so ugly."

Qin Feng raised his head and looked around: "What a coincidence, there is no one on the street"

Lin Yang said happily: "That's good."

Qin Feng was surprised and said: "Oh, on the main road, the street lights are very bright. The two of you looked left and right, and there was no one there."

Lin Yang smiled: "Not bad."

Qin Feng smiled: "The two of you are very happy, huh, there is such a coincidence, why is there no one? It's National Day that day"

Lin Yang added a word: "Oh"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed to the side: "There will be more than 2 marchers coming from there in a while."

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Ah!...Did you save a piece?"

"Hahaha"

The audience all started laughing.

Gangzi was already ashamed, and wished to find a crack in the ground to get in. Now he looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and his teeth were almost crushed with hatred.

"Grandson! You just step on it hard buddy, let's wait and see!"

Qin Feng raised his hands and shook them, and kept shouting:

"Ouch! Long live China, happy National Day, you think, it's the 50th anniversary, can people not be excited? There was a grand mass gathering in the square that night, and it was all people parading from the other side of the square, More than 2 people came over, holding flags, oh! Happy National Day..."

Qin Feng was shouting, but suddenly the voice stopped abruptly, and his eyes were staring straight ahead, with a dumbfounded look.

This expression is too vivid, vividly showing the scene described in language.

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter.

All the audience on the live and live broadcast end burst into laughter.

"babble--!"

Boos soon followed.

Gangzi went completely crazy, his red face lowered his head and he couldn't stop laughing.

Lin Yang opened his eyes wide and pointed, and said timidly, "Did you see it?"

Qin Feng frowned and said loudly: "They are all stupid! These two people are also stupid, and more than 2 people are stupid here... There was a stalemate for 3 minutes and no one spoke."

Lin Yang smiled wryly and added a word: "Ah!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yang: "Lin Yang is smart enough to say, 'Wow! So the earth looks like this!'

Lin Yang laughed loudly and said, "Ah! Aliens!"

After finishing speaking, the two laughed and walked out of the cross talk stage, bowed to the audience, then turned around and walked off the stage.

"Hahaha"

The audience in the auditorium behind him burst into loud laughter again.

"clap clap"

Applause also followed at the same time.

All the audience stood up and began to applaud Qin Feng and Lin Yang's wonderful performance.

"it is good--!"

The applause ensued, resounding through the sky.

The same is true on the live broadcast side. Countless viewers stood up and applauded this wonderful cross talk segment.

What a wonderful cross talk and a feast of joy!

(End of this chapter)