love crazy entertainment life

Chapter 14

Qin Feng adjusted his coat, looked at all the audience, and said affectionately:
"What would happen to an angel without wings? She would be abandoned by God, leave heaven, and be left by my side. I will accompany her to watch the sunset and set sun, and be with her forever, and accompany her to the end of time.

You are the angel in my heart. Although you have lost your wings, my love will make your heart fly. From now on, you will not be alone or hurt. Please lean on my shoulders, and I will give you happiness and strength!

I'm here to tell you—"

Qin Feng paused, as if he was brewing feelings, with a deep-rooted look.

Some Wenqing girls in the audience already looked fascinated, while the boys all looked like they were about to vomit.

"It's too nasty, what does this kid think, I'm about to throw up, who brought a garbage bag? Lend me one"

"Let me lend you one, ten of them are not enough for me"

There was a sound of vomiting everywhere in the school.

"Why does it feel so awkward to say such affectionate words from this stinky mouth!"

"I'm dying of acid! It's too terrible!"

……

The hostess wanted to die, her eyes were full of tears, which might flow down her cheeks at any time.

Lin Yang looked like he was about to vomit, and ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped past in his heart.

Everyone was waiting for the girl's name to appear, and the hostess had a look of despair on her face.

"I want to say, Lin Yang, come back! I need you, the stage needs you, crosstalk is for two people to talk about, running away before the end of the encore is an immoral behavior, you will be despised by all the audience of"

Everyone froze for a few seconds.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again.

After hearing so many affectionate confessions from him before, everyone thought he would name a girl, but no one expected that it was Lin Yang who said it in a condemning tone.

The laughter could not be stopped at all, and the entire auditorium was completely flooded with laughter.

Countless students couldn't sit still in their seats laughing, and went straight to the ground.

"Lin Yang probably wants to die now, and he's being used to make fun of him again."

"Virgin with yellow flowers, coupled with such an affectionate confession, Lin Yang will become famous."

"It's too funny, it's not like this, but it's a pit for one person"

……

The teachers were also worried that Qin Feng would say the girl's name, which might cause bad influence.
Especially for that girl, but in the end she actually said Lin Yang's name, which became an encore burden.

While the teachers breathed a sigh of relief, they also mourned Lin Yang in silence.

It's too unlucky to be hurt by Qin Feng one after another, he must have already exploded in anger!
The hostess was listening to Qin Feng's confession in a desperate mood. After hearing the final object of confession, she was stunned for a moment, and then burst into a smile through tears.

He even sprayed out two huge snot bubbles in an unsightly manner. He peeked around and found that no one was paying attention, so he quickly reached out and wiped them off.

Then she started laughing wildly with her mouth covered, she burst into tears and snot, the makeup on her face was completely smeared, and there were ravines, but her heart was completely relaxed.

Lin Yang's face was as black as ink, and his nose was spitting fire.

He didn't expect that it would end up on him, and the words were so disgusting that he almost vomited.

The funny mood just now completely disappeared, replaced by endless shame and anger, he just felt his heart tighten, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Looking at Qin Feng on the stage, the anger in Lin Yang's chest was blazing, wishing he could spew out a flame and burn Qin Feng who was showing off on the stage to death.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally he couldn't hold back the fire in his heart, so he yelled out:
"Qin Feng, your uncle! I can't stop talking to you"

After scolding, he left the backstage angrily again, and slammed the iron door loudly when he went out.

Looking at the laughing audience, Qin Feng knew that the encore was almost over, otherwise it would take too long.

When everyone was almost laughing, he was about to speak.

At this time, Lin Yang cursed loudly, the voice was so loud that everyone in the audience heard it.

"It seems that Lin Yang has returned to the backstage, which means that this person still has a moral bottom line. He knows that the performance is not over and he cannot leave the stage. This is still a comrade who can be saved! Everyone heard it! Is this Lin Yang calling me? "

"Alas--!"

Countless classmates then booed him.

"That's calling you! That's hating you for not dying!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter sounded again.

"Of course, this is all an encore joke, just for fun, but don't take it seriously. I want to emphasize here that my sexual orientation is normal! I'm straight, not curvy. I like beautiful women, but I don't like men. I'm not gay, and I don't have a gay complex, and of course I don't despise gay people, as long as it's love, whether it's between a man and a woman, or between a man and a man, or between a woman and a woman, it's all worth praising!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again.

While he was speaking, the loud laughter began to ring out continuously, and after he finished speaking, it reached the peak directly.

Everyone slapped their thighs and laughed wildly, and there was a lot of thumping and thumping, and the auditorium was already crumbling.

"I'm straight, not curvy, so funny, so classic"

"This broken mouth really dares to say anything."

"The teachers are all crazy! Such a treasure is on display!"

……

Countless girls blushed with embarrassment.

"What a stinking hooligan, too shameless, how dare you say anything!"

All the students watching the live broadcast went crazy with laughter.

The teachers are completely crazy. Many teachers are laughing and feeling headaches at the same time. How can there be such a student?
Vice-principal Li's face was livid, and seeing Qin Feng gnashing his teeth, he wished he could rush to the stage, pull him down and beat him up, to express his anger.

"Can this topic be said on the school stage? It's too bold, it's lawless!"

The backstage was already down, and the hostess let go of her worries and joined the ranks of crazy laughter.

on the stage.

Seeing that everyone was almost laughing, Qin Feng continued:

"Of course I have a girl I like, it's definitely not Lin Yang, but if other girls want to attack me, I will accept it! My willpower has never been very firm, and beautiful women can break through as soon as they attack.

But I still want to emphasize one point, I only like beautiful women, and men should stay away from me, lest I discount your third leg."

"Hahaha"

The sound of laughter resounded throughout the auditorium.

The teachers were already helpless, and Principal Li's face became even darker.

All the girls at the scene had red faces and spat at Qin Feng in unison.

The hostess immediately raised her heart again, fearing that he would repeat the same old tune, and looked at the stage worriedly.

"Although I like this beauty, it's really inappropriate to mention her name here, the most important thing is that I haven't got her name and phone number yet!
After I made up my mind, I will stick to the spirit of stalking and stalking her, and I will never give up until I achieve my goal. Wish me success! "

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

"The spirit of stalking and stalking, soft and hard, how dare you use words"

"A girl is going to be unlucky! I will never be able to stand up to such a shameless person!"

"It's best to hope that the girls around him don't fall in love with him, otherwise it will definitely be annoying!"

"It's so fun! I hope I know this girl, then there will be a good show!"

"I won't give up until I reach my goal. It's too exaggerated! It's not a war!"

……

When the hostess heard this, her relaxed heart became tense again.

There will be trouble in the days to come!Maybe Qin Feng is really like what he said, stalking and stalking!That would be too miserable.

Thinking of the possible dark days in the future, the hostess couldn't be happier.

"It's really time to end the encore performance here, otherwise the sky will be bright. As the saying goes, a spring night is worth a thousand gold! Oh! I'm wrong, in short, let's not delay everyone's good time."

Laughter and applause have already sounded, and the girls are also applauding with blushing faces.

Everyone understood the meaning of Qin Feng's words, Principal Li rolled his eyes in anger, but there was nothing he could do.

Qin Feng did not end immediately.

"Before I finish, I want to tell everyone that there are many hotels near the school with a lot of guest rooms. Today is a good day, and the boys have to show some manliness! Don't be stingy with the little money in your pocket, good steel needs to be used On the knife's edge! I believe you will not regret it afterwards.

There is one thing to remind everyone to pay attention to!We must take good safety measures, and don’t cause major incidents that are life-threatening.”

"Hahaha"

Before he could finish speaking, he burst out laughing.

The girls' faces were blushing to the point of bleeding, and their heads were all bowed down.

Qin Feng's classmates were so ashamed that they didn't dare to tell anyone that they were in the same class as Qin Feng. It was really embarrassing!

The sound of hilarious laughter also set off in the rest of the campus, and at the same time there was a voice of regret:
"I really should go to the auditorium! Maybe buddy will bid farewell to his virginity today!"

"It's over, there are a lot of good cabbages that are going to be smashed by pigs!"

"Beauties! Be reserved! You must be reserved! Why do you have to wait for your buddies to come over!"

At this moment, a deafening shout burst out from the scene:

"Qin Feng, you little bastard, shut up!"

The sound was so loud that it overwhelmed the laughter of everyone present.

It's Principal Li!

I saw him standing on the seat, his face was purple with anger, his seven orifices were smoking, his hair stood up, he stretched out his fingers to the stage, his fingers trembled, his eyes were blazing, wishing to burn Qin Feng to death.

Seeing Principal Li being so angry, many teachers began to persuade him.

Tell him not to be as knowledgeable as Qin Feng's stinky mouth. After saying a few words, Principal Li's anger gradually subsided a little.

Of course Qin Feng heard Principal Li's roar!

After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that Lao Li was a little less angry and the sound of the scene was also a little lower, he continued:
"I really want to go down. Principal Li is already furious, so I decided to leave the stage now and never return. It's time to end. Before leaving the stage, I will send you four last words."

"clap clap"

The applause sounded one after another, not very loud.

Mainly everyone is looking forward to the last four words of Qin Feng, and many students have begun to guess:

"Happy New Year, all the best, success and smooth sailing"

Everyone has guessed such a word, but no one is sure that their guess is correct.

Because Qin Feng played his cards so unreasonably, people couldn't grasp his thoughts at all.

I saw Qin Feng put his left hand to his mouth, made a loud shouting movement, and shouted word by word into the microphone:

"Go——open——room——————!"

When he finished shouting, the scene suddenly became very quiet, without a single sound.

Everyone was stunned, no one could believe what they heard just now, they all had stunned and stunned expressions on their faces.

And Qin Feng quickly bowed, and quickly ran to the backstage.

As soon as he turned around and hadn't started, the auditorium behind him exploded, as did the whole school.

"Hahaha"

No matter the scene or other places on campus, everyone started to burst into laughter.

The boys went completely crazy, looking up to the sky and bursting with laughter, everyone supported the people or things around them, otherwise they would definitely fall down a lot.

The girls lowered their heads and laughed, some of them squatted on the ground and kept patting the ground with their hands.

While they were laughing wildly, they also blocked their faces from everyone's sight. Their faces were already too shameful to look at. Many people wished they could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

It was still Principal Li's shout that woke everyone up.

His voice was so hoarse that he almost split his throat, and his roar echoed throughout the auditorium.

"Qin Feng, you bastard!"

(End of this chapter)