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Chapter 171 "A Journey to the West"

After standing still at the position, Xiaoxue took the microphone and started the introduction:

"Hello, everyone. At your request, I asked Mr. Qin Feng just now, and he agreed to give you a cross talk. Please, Mr. Qin Feng!"

After that, he handed the microphone in his hand to Qin Feng.

"clap clap"

The warm applause sounded again.

"Okay! Qin Feng, let's have a hilarious cross talk"

"Dude, it's so bright!"

Passengers in both economy and business class excitedly started shouting hello.

The atmosphere at the scene was very warm, no less than a performance in a small theater.

Indeed, it was a surprise for everyone to witness the live performance of the hottest cross talk actor at an altitude of [-] meters, so everyone was very enthusiastic.

The eyes of many first-class passengers were also attracted, and they were also applauding for Qin Feng.

The faces of the sticks were still as black as the bottom of a pot, and their eyes were spitting fire when they saw Qin Feng, but they didn't make a sound to stop them, after all, public anger is hard to come by.

Qin Feng stepped forward to take the microphone, and said to the passengers with a smile.

"Thank you for your warm applause, everyone appreciates it"

"clap clap"

Another round of applause.

"Before talking about cross talk, there is still some preparation work to be done. Please wait a little while, and it will be over soon."

Hearing Qin Feng's words, everyone was very curious. Why is it necessary to make preparations?Can't you just speak?
I saw Qin Feng turned his head to find the flight attendant Xiaoxue, and began to talk to her.

He whispered to Xiaoxue that for the sake of flight safety, it is best not to let the pilot listen to this cross talk.

And explained the specific reason to Xiaoxue, that is, he was afraid that the pilot's mood would fluctuate too much, which would affect his work.

Xiaoxue agreed with his proposal very much, and immediately started communicating with the pilot, and the communication was completed soon, and then gestured an OK gesture to Qin Feng, indicating that he could start.

After this matter was settled, Qin Feng was completely relieved, turned to look at the passengers and continued:
"Before we start, I would like to remind everyone that for the sake of flight stability, please fasten your seat belts, and please don't leave your seat no matter how excited you are during the cross talk. I think everyone understands the specific reasons. "

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the audience all nodded their heads, fastened their seat belts one after another, and waited excitedly for Qin Feng to start.

Qin Feng smiled and nodded.

"I didn't expect everyone to like listening to cross talk so much. It shows that this traditional art is not unpopular, but it was misrepresented by the crooked monks from the Cross Talk Association, so it seems to be in decline!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed.

Sure enough, it is the usual style, never forgetting to attack your opponent!

The laughter fell slightly, and Qin Feng continued with a smile:

"Since everyone likes to listen, let me tell you something. Lin Yang is not around today, I am the only one, so I can only talk about a stand-up comic.

What is stand-up comedy?In short, it is cross talk by one person; cross talk by two people; cross talk by two or more people.

Maybe many of you here have never heard of stand-up comedy, that’s because there are fewer stand-up comics now, and this is more difficult than counterpart crosstalk, which is one of the reasons why there are so few.

At present, there are very few cross talk actors who talk about stand-up, as if stand-up is not as good as their counterparts. In fact, it is not the case. Stand-up cross talk is as exciting as its counterpart.

In the past, everyone couldn’t see the wonderful stand-up comedy, so it’s okay if you don’t understand it.

"clap clap"

Another round of warm applause.

"babble--!"

Boos also sounded at the same time, deafening.

Many people here are familiar with Qin Feng's style. This kid has never been stingy with compliments and self-promotion, so everyone booed him after hearing this passage, and this is also one of the joys of watching Qin Feng's cross talk.

The sticks were stunned. How could there be loud boos after the enthusiastic applause?What's the meaning?
Listening to Qin Feng's introduction, the tourists on the scene are looking forward to his performance more and more.

Many people's impression of cross talk is that two actors stand on the stage and talk to each other, constantly shaking their burdens between teasing, amusing everyone, as if this is called cross talk.

For stand-up comedy, most people just heard about it, and many people haven't really heard it. Now, after listening to Qin Feng's introduction, they understand a little bit, but everyone still has doubts in their hearts. When they say that cross talk is no longer popular, what should we say?Everyone is curious!
While Qin Feng was speaking, the passengers on the scene were also discussing in low voices.

"It's great, to be honest, it's the first time I've heard stand-up comics"

"Who isn't! Everyone is the same, today's eyes are opened!"

"The stand-up "Biography of Wu Dalang" that he said on the plane before has spread, and it was hilarious."

"Hey! This flight is worth it, I wonder what he will say?"

"No matter what you say, it will definitely be the same"

……

"After so much introduction, I think everyone already knows something about stand-up comedy. Let's stop talking about it. Let's start now. Today's stand-up is a short piece called "A Little Story of Westward Journey". You will know it from the name. It was adapted from "Journey to the West", which is very interesting, let me explain it to you."

"Journey to the West" also exists in this world. It is also a Chinese classic, and the content has not changed in any way, so there is no problem for Qin Feng to perform this passage.

After hearing Qin Feng's words, the passengers in the cabin also became excited. Everyone has read "Journey to the West", and everyone knows the storylines in it very well. It is not easy to come up with new ones.

But listening to Qin Feng's words, it is obvious that he is very confident in this stand-up, I don't know how he will adapt it?Everyone is looking forward to it.

Qin Feng coughed lightly, cleared his throat, then looked back and forth at the passengers in the cabin, and tapped the microphone with his index finger knuckle.

"boom!"

There was a dull knocking sound, and the performance began.

"Today we are talking about the story of "Journey to the West". Four monks set off from Chang'an to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. "Du~~~~" After flying for a few minutes, the plane slowly landed: out of fuel!"

Speaking of Qin Feng, he showed a helpless expression.

"Hahaha"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter in the cabin.

"Pfft! Pfft!" Many people burst into laughter.

"Damn it! You're too good at talking, and you're going there on a plane with this master and apprentice going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"It's so funny, it's a big brain hole!"

"Oh, it's kind of interesting"

……

Qin Feng looked around anxiously:

"Wukong, let's look for it: Quick, see where there is a gas station? Tang Seng wondered: Why do you refuel as soon as you fly?...The fuel tank is small, it's as big as a soap box, and it costs five yuan a time. ...then it will take a while!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Everyone was immediately attracted by this cross talk, the adaptation is really amazing!It makes people want to laugh out loud.

Qin Feng looked sad:
"I haven't arrived after adding more than [-] times. Where is this Western Paradise? No, the four masters and apprentices together, we have to ask for directions. When I pinch the gate, "Squeak!" "Wukong has come down. Look, ho! What kind of land is this? Why is it so deserted! Seeing an old man digging the ground, hurry over there."

"Puff puff"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Hahaha, why are you still pinching the brake? Is it an airplane or a bicycle?"

"It's so fun, I don't know how he thought of it?"

……

Qin Feng looked up and looked around, with a surprised expression on his face:

"Hi~hello~howareyou?... When the old man turned his head, haha? Okay! A mouthful of big stubble,... Northeast!...Master, how do you get to the west?... Take a knife and wipe it on your neck Here we are....Then where is this place?...Tieling!...Okay! It's the wrong way. Let's go back. I've refueled more than [-] times, and I'm back in Chang'an."

"Hahaha"

There was an instant burst of laughter in the cabin.

Many people were so teased by this line that they almost fell to the ground.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, just take a knife and wipe it on the neck! This is really going to heaven!"

"Crazy! Can "Journey to the West" be changed like this?"

"Fantasy! I love this stand-up comedy"

"Continue, hahaha, a few people will definitely die laughing in the cabin today!"

……

Qin Feng scratched his head with his hands, and said with a simple and honest face:

"Bajie thought for a while: Master, this is not right. When are we going to go this far? The fuel tank is too small, we have to change it to a bigger one....The three of them saw Zhu Bajie's big lunch box all at once.

Zhu Bajie is not happy with this, there is no way, but these three people, who let you use such a big lunch box. ...that's it!This is the lunch box.After a click, it was installed.The fuel tank has become larger, and it can add more than 20 yuan of fuel at a time.It's not that big!have to!It's not easy"

Laughter kept ringing in the cabin, and after just a few words, many passengers were already blushing with laughter.

Everyone is very familiar with "Journey to the West". Following Qin Feng's words, this funny version of "Journey to the West" appeared in everyone's mind. Come on, the picture is so hilarious, just thinking about it makes people laugh out loud.

At the same time, everyone couldn't help admiring Qin Feng. How did he think of making such an adaptation?How big does one have to be to have such an idea!

Qin Feng pointed upwards and said excitedly:
"Du——! I got up again. After flying for more than half a year, I added more than 2 fuel. Today, I arrived at the Huoyan Mountain. The fire seedling, oh——! 8848 meters, I can’t fly over! The master and the apprentice combined Can you ask Princess Iron Fan to fan us over with a fan? Sun Wukong is Princess Iron Fan’s younger brother-in-law, go to set porcelain, um, maybe it will work!”

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed again.

"Brother-in-law, set porcelain! How can this be an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, isn't it just four BJs!"

"It's slang! It's absolutely perfect!"

"8848 meters, this is not the Flame Mountain! This is Mount Everest!"

……

Seeing the bright smiling faces of the audience, Qin Feng felt very happy.

It's really interesting to play like this. It seems that we should really develop storytelling and stand-up comedy in the future, so as not to waste so much inventory.

On the stage, Qin Feng made an expression of anticipation and continued:
"Princess Iron Fan is waiting to cook Tang Monk's meat to eat. Seeing Sun Monkey coming, can she not fight? But she is no match for Monkey King. After more than ten rounds, she is no match for him. If she is defeated, then Let the magic weapon serve you. Take out the plantain fan, "Woo--! "The four masters and apprentices, including the plane, the luggage roll, and the lunch box, went back to Datang with a fan."

While Qin Feng was talking, he gestured with his hands for the fighting movements and the last movement of Princess Iron Fan releasing the magic weapon, which was very vivid and specific.

The passengers looked at Qin Feng's words and gestures, and they were all amused.

"Co-author, what's the matter if you don't have Bull Demon King and Red Boy here!"

"Okay! It seems that these four gangster monks have to fly again!"

……

Qin Feng summed up the failure experience with a serious face.

"The lesson is serious, and the consequences are tragic. After four people's research, they decided to take the Datang super-large fuel tank spaceship with full horsepower, bypass the Flame Mountain, and go to the west to learn from the scriptures."

There was another burst of laughter, and the several cabins were already in a mess.

"Hey——! The spaceship is used up, and the Datang is returned!"

"It's so high-tech, Datang is really developed!"

"The adaptation is so interesting and fresh!"

……

All the passengers in the cabin were laughing. While laughing, everyone imagined the funny scene of the four masters and apprentices taking a spaceship to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. The laughter could not be stopped at all.

At the scene, only those sticks stared stupidly, completely unable to understand why the people around them were laughing.

Their idiot translator is also half-baked, how can they understand what Qin Feng is talking about!Naturally, there is no translation.

The stewardesses were also bursting with laughter, all of them trembling, which attracted some hot eyes.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and swiped upwards quickly in front of him, then looked up and said:

"Whoosh! This guy! He went to the sky. You don't need to refuel for a day, and you are happy with the four of you. But when you reach a boundary, the four of you don't know each other. Tang Seng also asked: Where is this?... Wukong scratched Scratching his head: I don’t know, it’s all dirt and pits, so it shouldn’t be Xitian.... Bajie took a big banner and said, "Eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, come here for a visit", bang! It was planted on the ground!"

"Hahaha"

All the passengers burst out laughing in an instant, and they slapped the armrests of their seats frantically, tears streaming down their cheeks!
"Haha, did you fly to the moon?"

"No, buddy, I'm going to die of laughing, this guy is so ridiculous"

"Why doesn't Bajie take a knife to engrave characters and plant a flag?"

"Okay! The ownership of the moon is clear, it belongs to us!"

……

Loud laughter continued to erupt from the crowd, echoing in the plane at an altitude of [-] meters.

　Thanks to the peerless lunatic and idiot Li Mu for their rewards
　　
　
(End of this chapter)