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Chapter 18

When Qin Feng and Lin Yang arrived at the auditorium, the party had already ended, and many students were coming out of it.

The two of them didn't push forward, and stood at the door waiting for their classmates to come out.

"Hahaha"

Many students couldn't help opening their mouths to laugh when they saw Qin Feng.

Hearing these laughter, Qin Feng reached out and patted Lin Yang's stomach:
"How about it, the effect is not bad, look at these students, how cheerful they are laughing, it shows that our performance is very successful, this is a blockbuster!"

Lin Yang reached out and knocked Qin Feng's hand away:

"Slap my belly again, I'm in a hurry with you, but the laughter is really cool, isn't cross talk just to make everyone happy, it means we succeeded, as for whether it is a blockbuster or not, it doesn't matter, there are these laughter I am very satisfied”

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang with an expression of disbelief:

"I don't remember that you went to a party school. You speak so tall, is this still a wretched Fatty Lin?"

Lin Yang was so angry that he pushed Qin Feng:
"Get out, you're a wretch, what the hell, after being with you for a long time, I guess I will become as shameless as you, so stay away from you in the future! Look at the way your classmates look at you, I I'm ashamed of you!"

Qin Feng looked at the students around him, and everyone looked at them with smiles on their faces, but many girls showed defensive expressions while smiling, which meant that they regarded Qin Feng as a scourge.

"I think these girls have misunderstood me. In fact, I am still a very gentle and dedicated person in my bones. They just haven't noticed it. If they find out this valuable quality of mine, I believe it will not be like this."

"Do you dare to be more shameless? Don't say it, I'll throw up if you say it again. How dare you use words like tenderness and affection on yourself, it's too shameless!"

Qin Feng smiled and looked at the girls passing by, and the other party was so scared that he hid away, and his mouth was not idle:

"You are shameless, you are shameless, gentle and dedicated is my very fair and objective evaluation of myself"

Lin Yang pointed at the behavior of these girls.

"Look at your tenderness and devotion. These girls don't seem to understand. Avoiding you is like hiding from a pervert. It seems that there is a long way to go to let these girls realize your noble qualities!"

Qin Feng looked infatuated:

"That's because they didn't walk into my heart. If they really walked into my heart, they would find that I am a man worthy of their love."

The two chatted and farted as if there was no one on the side of the road, laughing and talking.

The students passing by looked at the two of them with a smile, while the girls hid far away and walked away with a smile.

Of course, there were also people who came up to say hello, most of them were boys and seniors.

"Dude, the cross talk is wonderful, and it's fun to laugh!"

"You praised it, and what you said is average. If you continue to work hard in the future, you will come to cheer you up"

The buddy was amused by the two.

"Why don't you two come here again? I think it's very good."

Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the couples passing by in a hurry:

"Senior, let's say goodbye, we are very happy, but you look at the anxious couple, do you have time to listen to our cross talk again? The spring night is short! Let's not disturb others.

You must know that many of them are trying to strike while the iron is hot. If we procrastinate like this, I don’t know how many people will be sleepless tonight, and they will hate us when they look back.”

"Hahaha"

A burst of laughter broke out immediately.

Several seniors and Lin Yang were amused and laughed out loud.

The students who came out of the auditorium were very surprised when they heard the laughter. When they saw that it was Qin Feng and Lin Yang, they understood.

As long as these two people are around, there will definitely be laughter!
"That's right, the Spring Festival is too short! You are too good at using words, I like it, well, forget it for today, let's not disturb other people's Spring Festival, let's talk about it later. I really like the cross talk between you two, there will be performances in the future Be sure to let us know, and we will definitely join you!"

Qin Feng cupped his hands, as if talking about cross talk:
"Then thank you seniors for your support. Lin Yang and I are waiting for your visit. I dare not say anything else. At least we can make you happy for ten minutes."

"That's it for today, we have something to do, let's go first, remember to let us know if there is a performance"

"Don't worry, we must inform you that if you are not at the scene, we will not start. We will wait for you to arrive. It's interesting!"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

"It's so interesting, okay, let's do it like this, talking to you is so happy, I feel comfortable! I must have a good chat when I have a chance in the future. If we continue to talk, we will delay things. Let's go"

After finishing speaking, several seniors turned around and left with a big smile.

Qin Feng looked at the seniors who left, and shouted loudly:

"I wish the seniors the best of luck and success. In the end, Qin Feng used a long draw to exaggerate the atmosphere. The voice was so loud that everyone in front of the auditorium could hear it.

For a moment, everyone was a little dazed, and then——

"Hahaha……"

Hilarious laughter resounded in front of the auditorium.

Many people were beating their chests and laughing loudly, and the girls were blushing with shame, covering their mouths and laughing, while cursing non-stop.

"Stinky rascal, shameless!"

Look at those seniors again.

At this time, he didn't dare to look at the classmates around him, and he didn't even dare to look back at Qin Feng and Lin Yang, so he fled immediately.

However, several people all have a unified movement, that is, the middle finger raised high, which is obviously for Qin Feng.

After they ran away, there was a roar from a distance:

"Qin Feng, your uncle, you are too shameless, you wait for me later"

Qin Feng gave them another knife, put his hands together around his mouth, and shouted loudly:
"Seniors, this is my best wish. Of course, if several seniors are together, then I would like to add something,"

"Hahaha"

The voice of hilarious laughter immediately increased several degrees, it was deafening.

The students in front of the auditorium laughed until they fell down, and the faces of the girls became even redder.

As for Qin Feng, they don't know how to evaluate it anymore. They can only feel a little bit safe when they hide away.

There was another roar, and the sound was farther away than last time.

"Your uncle—!"

Obviously, it was the voices of several seniors.

They don't dare to stay in front of the auditorium at all now, it's too embarrassing, they can only run away!
They have already scolded Qin Feng to no end, and at the same time they kept lamenting in their hearts.

"This guy is too shameless, now he even ruined our reputation, it's so embarrassing!"

Although several people were annoyed at Qin Feng's ruin of their actions, no one turned around to settle the score.

Everyone knew that Qin Feng was joking, and it would be too embarrassing to go back and make trouble.

Besides, who knows what more vicious words will be waiting for him with that stinky mouth after he goes back.

Maybe it will be even more ruined, so it's better to stay away! "

A group of people were completely defeated by Qin Feng's poisonous tongue, and they didn't even have the courage to turn around and fight again.

Now it's all right, there were boys greeting Qin Feng and Lin Yang just now, but now even the boys are avoiding them from a distance, afraid of getting burned.

Lessons learned from the past have been lost, and no one wants to repeat the same mistakes.

Lin Yang covered his face with his hands in embarrassment and indignation:

"You are so shameless, why can you say anything? You don't consider the occasion at all, it's over now, you are completely stinking the street, but whoever I provoked, you made a mess of the street, He is too wronged!"

"This is a partner. We share the blessings and share the difficulties. Of course, we also need to carry the stinky street together. We can't favor one over the other!"

Lin Yang was completely speechless and roared angrily:
"Thick you, uncle! I can't see the meaning of thick from anywhere"

The sound was so loud that all the students around could hear it.

Seeing Lin Yang's innocent and frantic expression, the laughter suddenly became louder.

All the students completely convinced Qin Feng, this mouth is too lethal!It can be called a weapon of mass destruction, regardless of enemy or friend, whoever encounters it will be unlucky, and the worst is undoubtedly his partner, poor Lin Yang!

Everyone avoided Qin Feng far away, it seemed that the farther away the safer, the girls were even more serious, they simply regarded Qin Feng as a scourge and avoided it in fear.

The streets around Qin Feng and Lin Yang were completely cleared. There was no one for two or three meters. Everyone was smiling and looked very friendly, but no one dared to approach them.

Qin Feng enjoyed this situation very much, while Lin Yang was going crazy, a feeling of shame and anger surrounded him all the time.

Looking at the eyes of his classmates, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and disappear completely.

Fortunately, this situation did not last long, and soon the figures of his classmates appeared in the crowd. They were some boys. Lin Yang shouted quickly:

"Hao Jun, Li Wanhua, we are here"

Hao Jun and the others also saw the two of them, and walked over here.

They soon arrived beside the two, and everyone was a little curious when they saw how empty the surrounding area was.

"So empty? It seems like everyone is avoiding you, what's going on?"

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng angrily.

"What's going on? This kid stinks up the street, and it made me stink up the street too, so everyone avoids it like a snake and a scorpion."

Hao Jun and the others looked at Qin Feng, thinking about his performance on the stage, and looking at the surrounding situation, they all found it very funny.

"Hahaha…"

Several people laughed.

Qin Feng said solemnly:

"Xia Chong can't talk to Bing, these ordinary people know how to understand buddies!"

Lin Yang punched him angrily:
"Vulgar uncle, can you stop dragging the words! I get goosebumps when I hear it"

Hao Jun and the others continued to laugh.

A few people stood here waiting for the rest of the students, and more and more people came out slowly.

"Don't tell me, your cross talk is definitely the best show today. I've never heard such a funny cross talk. You two are instant hits."

Qin Feng looked back at Li Wanhua behind him, and said stinkingly:
"Of course, I don't look at whose jokes or who said it. It's inevitable to be a blockbuster."

Lin Yang next to him said helplessly:
"Can you show some face? Don't tell me you are fat, you will immediately gasp."

Qin Feng reached out and patted Lin Yang's stomach:
"Who is fatter between the two of us? I believe everyone's eyes are sharp, so I don't need to say it."

"Fuck off!"

Lin Yang reached out and slapped Qin Feng's claws away, with an angry and helpless expression on his face.

Later, Li Wanhua pretended to be ignorant and made up for Lin Yang:

"Qin Feng, what did you think on stage, you even gave Lin Yangan the title of 'Virgin with Yellow Flowers', it's so funny!"

"Hahaha…'

All the students started laughing, and the girls covered their mouths and snickered, secretly looking at Lin Yang while laughing, and then started laughing again, unable to stop.

Lin Yang was completely out of breath, turned around and punched Li Wanhua:
"Your uncle, no one is allowed to mention these four words again, and whoever mentions them is in a hurry! He, there is no good person, he is full of bad things, even you Li Wanhua has become like this, stay away from Qin Feng in the future, This kid has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, he is full of evil."

"Hahaha…"

Everyone continued to laugh and be very happy.

(End of this chapter)