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Chapter 230 Slandering the Immortals
"The great poet Li Shangyin has two lines in his poem, 'Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and the blue sea and the blue sky will be heart-warming every night' is about this matter.

Why did Zhu Bajie moles Chang'e after drunk? ...Think about it, there are countless beauties in the heavenly court, why are you only flirting with Chang'e?He had a memory in his previous life, it was his teacher's wife! "

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he spread his hands outward, showing a helpless expression.

"Hahaha"

Everyone started laughing again.

"I'm going crazy! This guy's brain is too big!"

"Zhu Bajie turned out to be controlled by his wife! I died laughing"

"Open your eyes, I have never seen such a nonsense person!"

"I love Qin Feng to death, the cross talk is so beautiful!"

……

No matter on the scene or in front of the TV, everyone was laughing up and down.

And many people who have studied "Journey to the West" have a dumbfounding expression.

You kid is seriously tampering with a famous book!
"Because this violated the rules of heaven, he was beaten with two thousand hammers, and then thrown into the lower realm, where he was cast into a pig's fetus. Why was he beaten so hard? In fact, in heaven, he doesn't take the matter of immortality very seriously."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again.

Everyone laughed and kept rolling their eyes, you kid started to slander the gods again!How dare you!

At Qin Feng's house, the parents smiled helplessly, what a son's mouth!How many mouths have been committed!

Liu Yan and her parents burst into tears, none of them could sit normally.

It was the same scene in many places, with loud laughter one after another!People are staggering!
Qin Feng smiled and spread his five fingers and began to count:
"Take the Jade Emperor as an example. The girl in his family didn't come down to earth, right? The seven fairies went down to earth and met Dong Yong, seven fairies! The daughter of the Jade Emperor, went down to take a bath, she didn't take a bath in the sky, she washed away there, and met Dong Yong. Forever, had a baby, and then got it back"

"Hahaha"

Laughter sounded again.

Such a beautiful love story is stunned to talk about Cheng Sichun and cheating, you boy is too talented!

"The fourth sister Zhang, the fourth daughter of the Jade Emperor, saw Zuo Tiancheng, the guard of the Nantian Gate, and the Lord descended to the earth to reincarnate, and the fourth sister Zhang also descended to the earth, and the two had children, and the Jade Emperor did the same!

The weaver girl of their family went down to earth and married Niu Lang, and his niece married Liu Yanchang, and gave birth to a child named Chen Xiang, who was Erlang's younger sister.

So for the Jade Emperor, this is not a problem, that thing, drink some wine, right!The key point is that he has ethical issues, chasing your wife is no good!Including cross talk contests, points are deducted for ethical jokes"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed like crazy again.

The director team of the Spring Festival Gala and the program team of "Every New Year's Eve" laughed and were a little dumbfounded at the same time. Isn't this scale a bit big?

Although everyone was a little worried, everyone couldn't stop laughing.

You kid, this is going to catch all the classic love stories!

What's not a problem?Is Heaven as chaotic as your kid said?

Everyone in the cross talk world almost vomited blood from anger, how could this be related to the cross talk world?So fucking bad!
"babble--!"

After the loud laughter, there were loud boos, and everyone booed wildly at the scene and in front of the TV.

Great fun on and off the silver screen!

"Let's talk about the third child, Drifting Monk, Monk Sha, the rolling curtain general in the sky, the confidant of the Jade Emperor, who enjoys the sanitation allowance of Lingxiao Palace"

"Hahaha" laughed loudly again.

Sanitation allowance!The co-author of the rolling shutter is the one who cleans the Lingxiao Palace!

"There are only two of them working, one is rolling the curtain, the other is making soybean paste... I always suspect that the Jade Emperor is from the Northeast, why is he making so much soybean paste?"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter, and many people burst into tears.

Especially the people from the Northeast, they laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

"The curtains in Lingxiao Temple, Luanyu, and the Jade Emperor's bed were written by Drifting Monk. In the book, Drifting Monk was demoted to the mortal world because he accidentally broke a glazed jade cup.

According to the normal understanding, a jade cup was shattered with a 'snap', and was relegated to the mundane world. Every seven days, thousands of swords pierced the heart, and it was so uncomfortable!Breaking a glazed cup, as for it?It is likely that you should not have seen it when you rolled the curtain! "

Qin Feng said while doing the action of rolling the curtain, matching the lines, it looked very funny.

"Hahaha"

An unprecedented burst of laughter erupted, and everyone went completely mad.

The scene and the front of the TV were staggered, and few people could sit or stand normally.

Many people either supported their friends, or collapsed on sofas or seats, laughing to death.

Everyone in the director's team laughed like crazy.

They also knew that the joke was a bit out of line, but it was so funny that people couldn't stop laughing, and naturally they couldn't stop Qin Feng either.

Everyone in the program group of "Every New Year's Eve" was laughing wildly. No matter in the live broadcast room or the live interview group, no one could keep calm.

At the same time, the staff monitoring the ratings of the program in the station also went crazy. One was laughing, and the other was frightened by the unprecedented ratings of "Every New Year's Eve"!

There was deafening laughter everywhere.

"It's so terrible, I'm dying laughing"

"It's a bit dirty! Only this guy dares to say it on the live broadcast!"

""Journey to the West" can still see these Taoisms, what a wonder!"

"I'm going to read this book again later to see if I can find something so funny"

……

Qin Feng laughed a few times, then raised his finger to the camera and said with a smile:

"Don't get it wrong, everyone, we are discussing academic issues."

"Hahaha"

Laughter still rings everywhere, and everyone says to themselves:
"Do you believe it yourself?"

"Later, it makes sense to focus on the analysis of glass cups. This is not a drinking cup in film and television works. If you break a cup, you won't be like that. Thousands of arrows gather in the heart, you die! It won't happen!"

"Hahaha"

Listening to Qin Feng's hilarious lines and watching his funny actions, the laughter burst out wave after wave, deafening.

"This glazed cup has a history. When the world was opened, ancestor Hongjun made three glazed cups to illuminate all things in the world, enlighten people's wisdom, and gave himself three apprentices.

One of them was in the hands of the Taishang Laojun. The Taishang Laojun stayed with the Jade Emperor all year round, so he put it in the hands of the Jade Emperor. When the peach festival was held, the gods drank and made a lot of fun, singing and dancing.

Maybe the shutter general waved his hand and didn't pay attention, the cup fell to the ground and broke it, what a sin?Only then did he descend to the mortal world and wait for the Buddhist scriptures in Liusha River"

"Hahaha"

The laughter never stopped, and everyone was so weak from laughing.

Your kid said that all the gods in the heavens are singing KTV when they have nothing to do!It's all over the place!
……

The laughter dropped a little, and Qin Feng continued:

"There are only a few protagonists in the novel, and the rest appear in stages. Everyone understands it, and everyone knows the content of the story very well. Because of this, this cross talk is hard to say."

Hearing these words, everyone nodded in agreement.

"Everyone follow me, I will lead you to experience a different "Journey to the West". Tang Sanzang escaped from Bashui Chang'an City, touched the Western Paradise, very happy, and told the emperor, you go back, I am going to the Western Paradise!"

Qin Feng waved his hand to the camera as he spoke, his expression and movements were extremely funny.

"Hahaha"

The scene exploded again.

Co-author Tang Sanzang is going to seek death!

Qin Feng continued to tease everyone:

"Li Shimin is in tears, can't come back? I watched you go to heaven with my own eyes!"

The laughter started again and couldn't stop at all.

"Walk all the way, stop and go, and come to Wuxing Mountain, also called Liangjie Mountain, and save Monkey King, everyone knows"

……

Laughter kept ringing on and off the screen, and joy spread rapidly.

Qin Feng paid attention to the time, and it was almost the end. The actors needed to reapply their makeup and recover their physical fitness, and laughing out loud was quite exhausting.

It's okay to relax appropriately, but laughing too much may affect the rehearsal later.

Thinking of this, he was ready to accept it.

"Yingchoujian took the white dragon horse, walked all the way west and came to Gao Laozhuang, and took the pig Bajie.... A pig came and knelt in front of Tang Seng, you are my master!
... Tang Seng was startled, who are you?What is your name?State your full name. ... Pig gang hyena (anal fissure)! ...Tang Seng's tears are falling..."

After speaking, Qin Feng stopped with a smile.

The latter sentence (who hates it so much!) He dare not say it even if he is killed!If you say this, you will be sprayed to death!
The cross talk stopped abruptly, which made everyone a little surprised and didn't understand why!
"Hi everyone, that's all for the time being. I will find time to pick up the follow-up part after the Spring Festival. This part is relatively long, and it will take more than an hour to finish. Now time is not allowed, and the rehearsal will be soon.

And this cross talk will be even more funny in the future, the actors of the Spring Festival Gala should not laugh too much at present, it is not conducive to the performance, so I terminated it, please forgive me."

Everyone can accept his explanation. It is true that the current situation is special and that is the only way to go.

Everyone in the director team breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at Qin Feng with admiration, knowing the general idea!Know how to advance and retreat!

"clap clap"

The applause sounded everywhere in an instant, extremely warm and deafening.

"Good! Great!"

"Wonderful, this is called cross talk!"

Accompanied by applause, cheers also sounded one after another.

Seeing everyone's enthusiasm, Qin Feng was very excited.

With a smile, he cupped his fists and saluted the audience in front of the TV, as well as every cast member on the scene.

The applause gradually subsided, and everyone was about to leave.

"Qin Feng, you must fill in the hole you dug, we can wait to hear the rest of this stand-up, it's so good! It's so addictive!"

When many cast members dispersed, they asked Qin Feng one after another.

Everyone loves this stand-up so much, and they all want to hear the follow-up part, but now they can only do makeup, the Spring Festival Gala is more important!

Qin Feng looked at the cast and crew who were gradually leaving, and then said to the camera lens:
"Everyone on the scene and in front of the TV, please rest assured, I will definitely fill in this hole, and I will find time to tell you the rest after the Spring Festival."

Everyone can only accept such a result, everyone is scratched by his claws.

The actors all left with a smile, in a very happy mood.

Of course, there was also a feeling of loss. Everyone rushed back to their respective dressing rooms and began to prepare for the upcoming rehearsal.

In front of the TV, laments and denunciations sounded, of course, aimed at Qin Feng's hateful behavior of only half-talking about cross talk.

"Bastard! Playing this hand again, isn't this to whet our appetite?"

"Qin Feng, what you are doing is immoral!"

"This stand-up is so good to hear, but it's a pity I can only listen to half of it, buddy is going crazy!"

"Wait a year later, I hope it won't be too long"

"Start the Spring Festival Gala quickly! Just wait to see the cross talk between Qin Feng and Lin Yang, this buddy is so funny!"

"Yeah! Their cross talk will definitely become the highlight of the Spring Festival Gala, and it will make everyone laugh like crazy."

"I'm so looking forward to it!"

……

Qin Feng's relatives and friends are also complaining about him.

Everyone seemed to be criticizing his behavior, but the smiles on everyone's faces showed that they were very happy.

This wonderful stand-up by Qin Feng brought joy to everyone.

The TV screen has switched back to the live broadcast room.

The two hosts reappeared in front of everyone, with bright smiles, they began to explain the pictures sent back by other interview groups.

Seeing the people around him disperse, Qin Feng also picked up the Xingmu and fan, and prepared to return to the dressing room.

This is no place to stay!Zhang Ling is staring at him covetously!The eyes are chilling!
But he still failed to escape. As soon as he took the first step, Zhang Ling's voice came from his ear.

"Qin Feng, your interview is not over yet, don't rush away!"

"what!"

Qin Feng yelled in surprise, and then he could only turn around to look at Zhang Ling with a smile on his face, begging for mercy in his eyes.

(End of this chapter)