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Chapter 254 The Unlucky Child
After everyone laughed and played for a while, they got to the point, the party!
Since it is a party, eating and drinking must be indispensable.

A total of less than 40 people came today. The rest of the people are not in Xi'an because of business, and of course there are those who don't want to come. The people present and Mr. Ma just sat at five tables.

Qin Feng originally planned to sit with Huang Wei and the others, but all the girls were overwhelmed with curiosity, so they directly hijacked him to the girls' table, holding him down and refusing to leave.

This treatment made the eyes of all the boys turn red with envy.

Especially Qi Yuxin, this is the class reunion he advocated, and he is the one who treats guests, but it is Qin Feng who gets the limelight, how can this be reasonable!

And Qin Feng happened to be at the same table as Ning Feifei, which made him even more envious and jealous, how he wished for a change!

He also tried to get closer, but was pushed away by Yang Fan and Xu Jianing, without giving him a chance.

They are all classmates, why is there such a big difference in treatment!Isn't he just a star who just showed up? What's so rare!

If it weren't for knowing that Qin Feng had a girlfriend, Qi Yuxin would definitely have hated Qin Feng by now.

At this moment, Qin Feng has Yang Fan on his left and Xu Jianing on his right. He seems to be sitting on two beautiful faces, but he knows very well that he is sitting on the crater of a volcano, and may be burned to ashes at any time.

These two are beautiful, but they are really not cheap, one is hotter than the other!
So after Qin Feng sat down, he immediately began to fight against the delicious food without looking sideways, eating it with great joy.

The tree wants to be quiet and the wind is not!

The purpose of the girls pulling him over was not to appreciate his gobbling, everyone had endless curiosity waiting for him to explain.

It was Yang Fan who asked the question first.

She lowered her head and asked softly:
"Qin Feng, I heard that you found a girlfriend who looks pretty, is it true?"

Hearing this question, Qin Feng immediately shivered.

The number of roads is wrong!Why come up and ask this?Shouldn't we ask about singing and talking about cross talk?

And it was Yang Fan who asked the question, which made him 12 more vigilant.

As the same table in high school for three years, the relationship between the two is inevitably a bit ambiguous, and there are even rumors that they are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Of course, both of them denied it, but they couldn't hold back their opinions.

Now that Yang Fan asks this question, no matter how it sounds, there is a bit of jealousy in it.

Qin Feng had a fierce psychological struggle, organized several words in his mind, and after confirming that he had found the best one, he opened his mouth and said:
"Yes, my girlfriend's name is Liu Yan, she is a classmate, her family is from Yunnan, she looks good, not as beautiful as you"

Yang Fan rolled his eyes at him, and said quietly:
"Don't lie, I've seen your confession video, and the clip of you dancing with her in the auditorium. She is much prettier than me, and she has a good figure."

Why do you still ask me after reading it?Isn't it hard to be human!

There is no way to answer this question, no matter what the answer is, it is wrong!You can't speak ill of Liu Yan, you can't bear it!
"Hehehe"

Qin Feng could only respond with a smirk.

Yang Fan didn't ask any more questions, but just lowered his head.

Qin Feng saw a sad expression on her face.

"What do you mean? Is it possible that my buddy has inexplicably shouldered a debt of love? This is a bit unjust!"

In the next second, the pain from the right rib undoubtedly confirmed his thoughts.

Xu Jianing pinched him severely, and cursed in a low voice:

"Open your eyes and go blind! Why can't you see the people around you?"

Finish the ball!Some people really have a crush on buddies!How to deal with this is too scratching my head!
After figuring things out, Qin Feng was a little at a loss immediately.

Fortunately, the cute fat girl saved him.

"Qin Feng, tell me how did you think of writing "Harry Potter"? This novel is so good, you can't put it down. I didn't realize that you can write books before?"

This is true love!

Definitely the most loyal and caring reader ever.

no!I will definitely give you a set when it is published, my savior!
At this moment, Qin Feng seems to have grasped the life-saving cable, how could he let it go and let it go?

Then he began to explain the original intention of this book to Fat Girl, and even wished to recite the whole book to her, as long as he would not face the sad Yang Fan and the pungent Xu Jianing.

As he spoke, he let out a long breath secretly.

The two beauties beside him could only stare at him angrily, but they couldn't do anything about him.

……

Half of the party is over while eating and drinking.

Everyone was almost full, and the students started to walk around and chat.

Of course, teasing and entertainment are indispensable. Who is more professional than Qin Feng? The students obviously understand that someone will make a request soon.

"Qin Feng, let me tell you about a cross talk, your cross talk is so funny, my buddies almost died laughing at Thirty Night"

"Yes! Come on, let's listen to the live version as well, it's a feast for our ears!"

"That's a good idea, I agree"

"Why don't you talk about the second half of "Journey to the West", that stand-up is too funny"

……

Many students began to respond, mostly boys.

"Let's sing a song for everyone, preferably like "Comprehension""

"Folk songs are also good, and "Those Flowers" is very good"

“I love Laputa”

"Letitbe, I love this song"

……

Don't ask, these are all girls' suggestions.

Regardless of boys or girls, everyone looked at Qin Feng, expecting him to bring you a performance.

Regarding the emergence of a singer or cross talk actor in their class, everyone felt that it was as unreal as a dream.

Everyone also hopes to see his live performance, so seeing is believing.

Qin Feng did not refuse these requests, stood up and said:

"Cross talk is fine, there is no partner for the counterpart, and the stand-up is too long, it is not suitable. Why don't we go to sing K later, and then we will sing for everyone. There is no guitar here, so we can't howl! Let me tell a couple of jokes, I believe it will work." Let's all have fun"

The students nodded in agreement, then looked at Qin Feng, waiting for his joke.

Qin Feng searched in his mind for a while, and finally decided to let Xiao Ming, the famous unlucky boy in his previous life, come out to tease everyone.

After choosing a joke quickly, he paused and said:
"Let's talk about a child. I know a boy named Xiao Ming. He is very smart and mischievous. He always likes to confront adults and do things that are unimaginable and ironic."

"Ah! What's the point of that?"

The students were a little surprised and a little disappointed.

Seeing the expressions of the students, Qin Feng didn't care, and continued:

"One day Xiao Ming came home and said to his mother: Mom, today I saw a boy bullying another boy, and then I went to try to break it up, but then they both beat me together.

His mother asked: Whose children are so naughty, tell mother, I will find them later, but why do they beat you?

Xiao Ming replied: Because I told them, beast, let go of that beast..."

"Hahaha"

A loud laugh broke out.

Several students who were eating and drinking water burst out laughing.

"Whose unlucky child is this? Is there anyone who persuades a fight like this? Isn't this just looking for a beating?"

"Hahaha, that's so funny"

"I'm dying of laughter, there really is such a little Ming, right?"

"Listen to his nonsense, how can there be such a heartless person"

……

Everyone became emotional, and looked at Qin Feng while laughing, waiting for the next joke.

The laughter was slightly lower, and Qin Feng started to say the second joke.

"Xiao Ming encountered a difficult problem, and went to the teacher: Teacher, how to solve this problem?

The teacher replied: "Go out!"
Xiao Ming insisted: Teacher, I want to know now!

The teacher yelled: Get out!
Xiao Ming was very helpless: If you don't say it, don't say it!Don't swear as a teacher!

The teacher said angrily: Get out!
Xiao Ming walked out of the women's restroom innocently"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter burst out.

……

(End of this chapter)