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Chapter 294 The pinnacle of the stage sketch

There was thunderous laughter in the studio, and the audience burst into tears.

On the stage, the performance continued.

Chen Damin was completely confused in anxiety, he limped forward and grabbed Fan Wen's hand, and asked beggingly:

"Brother, what's going on? This?"

Fan Wen patted Chen Damin's hand: "Don't worry, you sprained your leg when you were young."

As he spoke, he pointed to Chen Damin's leg.

Chen Damin raised his left leg and patted it: "No, I've sprained this one!"

Fan Wen immediately made amends, stretched out his hand and pointed at Chen Damin's right leg, and said affirmatively: "Transferred!"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of crazy laughter at the scene.

"It's no good, if you look at it again, you will definitely die laughing!"

"When did a sprained leg look like cancer, and it can still metastasize? It's so foolish!"

"This mouth! It's so dead that you can talk about life, and you can talk about death if you are alive!"

"Hey! I can't live from laughing!"

……

Fan Wen also limped to match Chen Damin's rhythm, while Zhao Guoying looked at their legs in surprise.

Fan Wen continued to flicker: "I don't know, right? Later, your career was not good for you. It turns out that you are not a dick, you are a prick. You always put your strength on this leg, and the pressure on this leg is getting heavier and heavier. It gets heavier and heavier, the lighter ones stand on tiptoe, the severer ones have necrosis of the femoral head, and the advanced stage is a vegetative state!"

After speaking, Fan Wen made a demented expression with his eyes turned up.

There was another burst of laughter.

Everyone laughed and admired it, and they did everything they could!
Chen Damin nodded straightly, with a worried and fearful expression on his face.

Seeing Fan Wen's expression, Zhao Guoying immediately burst into laughter: "Hahahahahaha"

Fan Wen was taken aback, turned his head and scolded: "What are you doing?"

Zhao Guoying pointed at Fan Wen and said with a smile: "Let me tell you, it's the first time I see his eyes like this, hahaha"

While laughing, she also made an upward movement of her eyes.

Fan Wen stared at Zhao Guoying and pushed Zhao Guoying: "Be honest! I'm treating a doctor!"

Chen Damin continued to ask anxiously: "Brother, what, what medicine do I need to take?"

Fan Wen shook his hand: "Medicine doesn't work!"

Zhao Guoying stepped forward and grabbed Fan Wen's arm: "For Chinese New Year's Eve, don't let people take medicine, just say abduction."

Fan Wen turned his head and said to Chen Damin with a smile: "Look! My wife knows it, crutches!"

"Hahaha"

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV all leaned forward and joined together happily.

It's over, Teacher Chen didn't run away!Heartless!
"clap clap"

After the laughter, there was a warm applause.

Everyone was completely overwhelmed by Fan Wen's ability to fool.

Chen Damin questioned: "On crutches?"

Fan Wen pointed to the bench beside him: "Please sit down! After you put on crutches, your legs will gradually balance, and it will be fine little by little. Back then, when an old man saw that my legs were sick, she I just love money and don’t let me see a doctor, and in the end, I’m disabled!”

Chen Damin asked in surprise, "You?"

Fan Wenyi patted his left leg and sighed: "There is a steel plate inside, and I can't bend it back."

Chen Damin pointed to Fan Wenchu's protruding leg and asked, "Is this a useless leg?"

Zhao Guoying was in a hurry, and quickly squatted down and touched Fan Wen's leg to explain: "This is a good leg, old man..."

Before finishing speaking, Fan Wen angrily interrupted: "What are you talking about! Okay, who has good legs?"

Chen Damin nodded: "Yes"

Zhao Guoying tried to explain: "Our abduction is not an advance measure..."

Fan Wen interrupted her explanation again: "Don't be fooled!"

Chen Damin next to him got angry: "Oh, big sister, don't keep messing around, okay? This is a patient discussing the condition between patients, what are you doing all the time! I think what's going on with this leg? "

Zhao Guoying stood up angrily and ignored them both.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again, and the audience went crazy with laughter.

"Ms. Chen is too short-sighted, IQ is negative!"

"Hahaha, this is called a dog biting Lu Dongbin!"

"My stomach is about to burst from laughter, only Qin Feng can write such a sketch! Who else is so bad?"

"Hahaha, I can't stop laughing, someone call an ambulance for me!"

……

on the stage.
Chen Damin was concerned about touching Fan Wen's left leg, but he blocked it with his hand.

Fan Wen said: "You don't need to look, I'll leave for you, I didn't leave in the past, it's all over"

After speaking, he stood up and started to walk, his left leg was straight without bending, and his right leg kept swinging outwards, his movements were very weird.

Laughter kept ringing, watching Fan Wen's antics, the audience laughed so hard that they wiped away their tears.

The applause continued to ring out, and everyone applauded for this wonderful performance.

Chen Damin watched Fan Wen move around, and kept sighing: "Oh, oh, oh, my god! Oh, oh, it's so serious!"

Fan Wen walked around and returned to the bench and sat down sideways, then pointed to his right foot: "How many shoes have I thrown off!"

Zhao Guoying was next to him and exposed his old background: "Don't be blind there, didn't you get kicked out by someone stealing chickens and dogs when you threw off your shoes?"

Fan Wen turned his head and stared at Zhuzi: "Can the legs catch up?"

Then he turned his head and pointed at Chen Damin's shoes and asked, "How much is your shoe?"

Chen Damin timidly replied: "Well, two hundred and two"

Fan Wen leaned back: "Two hundred and two! It's just a pair of stolen money"

"Hahaha"

The laughter became louder and louder, and everyone said to themselves, we finally see each other again!
Chen Damin asked, "Where can I buy abductees?"

Zhao Guoying smiled and pointed to the crutches on the bench: "Isn't this, I just sell you this crutches."

Fan Wen turned his head and stared at Zhao Guoying angrily: "What are you talking about? Go over there! What are you selling? What am I using? Selling! Why are you doing this? If a woman picks it up, it's over if you give it to him?!"

Chen Damin intervened: "Don't!"

Zhao Guoying stepped aside and asked in surprise, "Aren't you going to sell it?"

Fan Wen's eyes widened: "Stop talking, okay? Take the crutch!"

As he spoke, he stood up, picked up his crutches and handed them over to Chen Damin.

Chen Damin stood up in fear and took the crutches: "Ah, brother! Oh, brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money"

Fan Wen pointed to Chen Damin and said boldly: "I know your character. If a woman asks for money, you can't bear to give it up. You want face. If you give it like this, if you say I don't want it, it means looking down on you, right? I have to pay for it." Yes, half, one hundred!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter continued, and people were already limp from laughing.

Chen Damin kept nodding while holding his crutches: "Hey, let's go!"

Fan Wen continued to fool around: "Let me tell you, hurry up with me!"

Zhao Guoying stepped forward to speak, but was stopped by Fan Wen: "Stop talking."

Chen Damin began to search his pockets anxiously.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

"clap clap"

The applause also sounded like thunder.

Fudge succeeded!Everyone is applauding Fan Wen's extraordinary deception skills.

Chen Damin took out all the money, handed it in front of Fan Wen, and said apologetically, "Oh! Big brother, what about big brother, it's only 32 yuan for me to add one piece to my pocket."

Fan Wen reached out to take the money, glanced at it, and then looked at Chen Damin's pocket, looking greedy and dissatisfied.

Zhao Guoying took the money from Fan Wen, and said contentedly: "Then take it, how much is too much?"

Fan Wen immediately stared at Zhao Guoying and reprimanded loudly: "What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle do you want?"

While reprimanding, he kept peeking at Chen Damin's reaction.

Zhao Guoying was stunned, and immediately explained with a smile: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? You said I wanted a bicycle."

"Hahaha"

The crazy burst of laughter was deafening.

"Hahaha, do you want to do this?"

"What kind of bicycle do you want? It's a classic!"

"Still letting people live? I almost died laughing!"

"It's really a big fool! You have to clean up this stupid cook!"

……

Chen Damin slapped his forehead: "Oh, yes yes yes"

Then he walked over and brought the bike over.

At this time, Fan Wen turned around, frowned and cupped his fists and said to Chen Damin, "I'm just kidding, I can't control this daughter-in-law anymore, so I just asked someone for a bicycle."

Zhao Guoying argued aggrievedly: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"

Fan Wen pointed at Zhao Guoying angrily: "I won't bring you out in the future"

Chen Damin persuaded: "Brother, don't be so angry. I think what my elder sister said is reasonable. You say that you have legs like mine, so you basically say goodbye to the bicycle, right? I'll give you the bicycle, okay. no?"

"Hahaha"

Countless people burst out laughing instantly.

The laughter was like thunder, and people's ears were buzzing.

"Isn't this short-sighted? I've never seen someone so eager to be deceived!"

"Hahaha, it's amazing!"

"This skit will definitely give birth to many classic lines!"

"Hahaha, this year's Internet buzzwords have come out!"

……

Hearing that Chen Damin was going to give him the bicycle, Fan Wenle nodded straightly: "Okay, okay."

Zhao Guoying was in a hurry.

She pulled away Fan Wen who was about to push the bicycle, stepped forward and stuffed the bicycle into Chen Damin's hand: "No, you can't ask for someone's bicycle. Take it back, push it back, you don't know, he is cheating on you! "

Chen Damin stretched out his hand to hold the bicycle, and said angrily: You are cheating me!Why are you doing this?I was puzzled, how could there be such a big difference in life between a couple living together?

When talking about this passage, Chen Damin's expression was very angry, his veins were exposed, and his head and arms matched the words, which was extremely vivid!
"Hahaha"

The louder and louder the laughter, the roof of the studio was almost blown off.

"clap clap"

“Good! Great”

The applause was deafening, and countless cheers and applause also sounded at the same time.

Zhao Guoying was completely dumbfounded. She stood there in a daze for two seconds, then retreated angrily behind Fan Wen.

Fan Wen picked up two crutches and took a step forward: "Brother, get crutches!"

Chen Damin immediately got up on the crutches, then held Fan Wen's hands, and said gratefully with tears: "Brother, fate!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter exploded again.

"Hahaha, Mr. Chen is too old"

"Fate! Classic! Completely kneel to Qin Feng!"

"Absolutely! This is definitely the best skit ever"

……

on the stage.

Fan Wen patted Chen Damin on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate well, and you'll be fine in a few days."

Chen Damin nodded with tears in his eyes: "Okay, brother, I won't say anything about me"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head on crutches and cried, crying so hard that he was so sad!
Zhao Guoying couldn't stand it anymore, she pulled Fan Wen over and reprimanded her: "Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?"

Fan Wen pointed at Chen Damin with a smile: "For what, he has to thank us!"

Before the words finished, Chen Damin turned his head and said loudly gratefully: "Thank you!"

Fan Wen smiled even more happily: "Look at it"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter, everyone shook their heads while laughing, completely convinced by this silly cook!

Amid laughter, Chen Damin left the stage on crutches.

Zhao Guoying looked at the direction Chen Damin left with an apologetic face.

Fan Wen stepped forward and poked her arm, and asked, "What are you looking at? Why do you feel distressed? Go and change places!"

As he said that, he stepped forward and kicked off the legs of the bicycle, and the cart was ready to leave.

Zhao Guoying asked puzzledly, "What else are you going to do?"

Fan Wen said confidently: "Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bicycle."

After speaking, the two pushed the cart one after the other and left the stage.

The skit is over.

Behind them, laughter shook the sky!
……

At this time, no matter on the scene or in front of the TV, everyone was already laughing like crazy.

"clap clap"

The applause sounded wildly like mountains and seas.

"Good! Great!"

"Teacher Fan, you are too good!"

"Big Fudge! I love you"

The applause, the applause was deafening, and exploded in the entire studio.

Weibo, circle of friends, forums, CCTV live broadcast page, and all places on the Internet have completely exploded.

"Hahaha, awesome! This skit is really awesome! My buddy just knelt down!"

"The performance of the three teachers is amazing! It's amazing!"

"It's a masterpiece, it's absolutely a masterpiece!"

"My buddy is already laughing like crazy, this is the funniest skit I've ever seen"

……

Not only the audience was crazy about it, but also many sketch actors were completely crazy at this time.

This is without a doubt the pinnacle of stage skits!It is certain that there is no one before, and it is estimated that there will be very few comers in the future.

This is the Mount Everest of the sketch world, it is too difficult to surpass!
Thinking of this, and thinking of the sketch author Qin Feng, the eyes of these sketch actors immediately turned red. Who wouldn't want such a work?
Especially the sketch actors in the backstage of the studio, looking at Qin Feng celebrating in front of the big screen at this time, it was like looking at a huge treasure, their eyes were red, and they wished they could rush up to invite the book immediately.

……

Backstage main control room.

"Boom"

The door was knocked open, and the coordinator rushed in with a piece of paper.

"Director Guan, Director Wei! "Selling Abductees" set the highest ratings in the history of the Lantern Festival Gala, with a huge lead!"

Hearing this news, everyone in the director team was stunned.

After a short pause, several people immediately began to celebrate wildly.

"Yeah! That's great!"

Huge cheers rushed out from the main control room, and instantly spread throughout the backstage.

(End of this chapter)