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Chapter 306 Teahouse Crosstalk
Chapter 306 Teahouse Crosstalk ([-])
Teahouse actor preparation room.
"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Liu, Qin Feng and Lin Yang have come to the teahouse and are sitting in front of them."
A young cross talk actor came in from the outside, bowed and said to the old seniors Zhang Dewen and Liu Xiangyuan, with a surprised expression on his face.
These two old gentlemen are a pair of cross talk partners. Zhang Dewen is a fan, and Liu Xiangyuan is a joke. The two have profound skills and often perform in different roles.
They are both in their [-]s this year, and they have been working together for decades.
The thin one is Zhang Dewen, hale and hearty, with a flushed face, and the fat one is Liu Xiangyuan, with a bald head and a dark complexion.
Hearing the news, the two old gentlemen were a little surprised, and the two middle-aged comedians in the same room were also surprised, with worried eyes showing,
have to!Maybe something will happen today!
Zhang Dewen pondered for a while, and said inexplicably:
"Why are these two boys here? For what purpose?"
Liu Xiangyuan continued: "Don't hold back what's wrong, right? Qin Feng is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"
Hearing this, Zhang Dewen couldn't help being a little worried, Qin Feng is notorious in the cross talk circle!
Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice are the ghosts under his knife. Now they have been completely kicked out of the cross talk circle in the capital, and can only talk about cross talk in rural counties and make a living. It is extremely miserable!
Gu Weimin was also scolded by him and turned into a joke in the cross talk circle. That extremely vicious couplet will accompany Old Gu for a lifetime, and he will not be able to live in peace after death!
With these bloody lessons learned, how can the arrival of the two of them not make Zhang Dewen and Liu Xiangyuan terrified!
This is the unscrupulous, vicious and vicious devil king of the cross talk world. Anyone who encounters it will have a headache!
"Why don't you find someone to blow them away? It won't be an eyesore"
The young comedian in front of him rolled up his sleeves and said viciously.
Although the words were harsh, there was a bit of hypocrisy in the tone.
The name of a person, the shadow of a tree!
Qin Feng has fought all the way in the cross talk circle, and he has never lost in several battles!Can you keep people from being confused?
Zhang Dewen shook his head slowly:
"That's not necessary. After all, they are guests. We have no right to drive them away. The teahouse is not our own business. We just use it as a place to talk about cross talk and have a meal. It's not appropriate to do this.
Besides, I also want to see what this kid is here for. One thing should be certain, he is not here to mess things up!Let's say that there is no conflict of interest between the cross talk in the teahouse and him.
His reputation as the devil king in the cross talk world was won by fighting with those people who talked about stage cross talk, and we can't pee in the same pot with those people, so he can't make it to us"
Liu Xiangyuan nodded: "It makes sense, I also want to see what medicine is sold in this kid's gourd!"
"Success! Since the two gentlemen said so, let him sit down. If you dare to make a fool of yourself, let's just blow him away."
The two young comedians said bluffing.
Zhang Dewen nodded and said:
"During the performance, cheer up and come up with some unique skills. These two boys are colleagues, and their level is not low. We can't lose our reputation and be underestimated by them. Let them see that there are also capable people for cross talk in teahouses!"
"That's it! You can start it!"
The other comedians in the room responded with a blast.
While speaking, the door was pushed open again, and the half-bald teahouse owner walked in.
The eyes of everyone in the room immediately focused on the owner of the teahouse. Everyone understood his purpose and must have been vaccinated.
Sure enough, as soon as the owner of the teahouse came in, he cupped his hands with a smile on his face and said:
"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Liu, everyone, I think you already know that Qin Feng and Lin Yang have come to the teahouse, and I also know that these two boys are not good friends, they are notorious!.
However, all the people who come are guests!I open the door to do business, and I definitely can't drive people out, so I ask everyone to be tolerant, and tolerance is the only thing.
I will send someone to keep an eye on them, just listen to the cross talk honestly, if there is trouble, I will definitely drive them away, please rest assured"
Zhang Dewen clasped his hands together.
"Boss Hong, don't worry, we understand this truth, and we won't make it difficult for you. In fact, we also want to meet this newly rising genius in the cross talk world. This time is just a good opportunity."
"Okay! Mr. Zhang, with your words, I am completely relieved. You guys should prepare first, and the show will start soon. I will go to the front to greet the guests."
Boss Hong let out a long breath, then cupped his fists and cupped his hands again, then turned and left.
Several cross talk actors quickly began to arrange their clothes, cleared their throats, and prepared to perform.
……
The teahouse is almost full.
The later guests, almost all came in with Qin Feng and the others, and now they also found seats to sit down, chatting and waiting for the cross talk to start.
Many of them heard the cross talk in the teahouse for the first time. After entering, they kept talking in low voices, looked around, and were full of curiosity about everything in the teahouse.
What they paid the most attention to was Qin Feng and the others at table No. [-], and everyone looked there from time to time.
Obviously, many people had the mentality of watching the fun, after all, Qin Feng is notorious for causing trouble!
The waiters were so busy that they ran back and forth between the tables, their faces were full of smiles, and their hearts were beautiful.
Today's income is definitely not bad!
The tea and dried fruit ordered at table No. [-] were all served. Qin Feng and the others drank tea, talked and laughed, and were very relaxed.
“The tea is not bad! It is indeed a famous tea!”
Lin Yang put down his teacup and said pretendingly.
In fact, he can drink tea!But you can't drop your grades, no!It looks like an actor's material.
"It is true, the taste is sweet, good tea!"
When Gangzi answered, he also had an intoxicated expression on his face, as if he really understood!
"Okay! Don't pretend to be a big-tailed eagle! It's not bad, what is it! I don't believe you guys can tell the difference between Gao Sui and Bi Luo Chun!"
Qin Feng smiled and exposed the old background of the two.
"cluck cluck"
Liu Yan covered her mouth and laughed coquettishly. Fortunately, she didn't drink tea, otherwise she must have burst out laughing.
Gang Zi and Lin Yang blushed, pointing at Qin Feng together and cursing with a smile:
"You mouth! It's too bad! If you don't hate us, we will die? If you have to let your buddies drink Biluochun to the point of breaking, you will be satisfied, right? It's too bad!"
"You guys drink ten yuan and a half catty of tea and it's good tea. Do you know what good tea is? Dude, Longjing is called good tea!"
Qin Feng took a sip of the Longjing in his hand, and continued to hurt Lin Yang and the others with a look of enjoyment.
"You call the crow landed on the pig's back, you can't see that you are black!"
Lin Yang was also not polite, and directly turned back.
"Hahaha"
Liu Yan couldn't help laughing.
The guests at the surrounding tables also heard this conversation and laughed endlessly.
The area around table number eight became very lively for a while, completely becoming the focus of the teahouse.
After the laughter fell, an old man at the table in front turned his head and said to Qin Feng:
"Qin Feng, let's talk about a cross talk later, your cross talk is so interesting, everyone wants to see it"
Qin Feng smiled and shook his head.
"My lord, you appreciate it, thank you, but I'm afraid it's inappropriate. This is someone else's place, how can I go on stage to talk about cross talk? Wouldn't that be a smashing kiln! We are all in the same industry, so we can't do such a thing!
But don’t worry, there will be opportunities to listen to me talk about cross talk in the future. Maybe I will also talk about cross talk in a teahouse that day. You will definitely visit me then. If you send a few more flower baskets, I will be very grateful.”
Although he rejected the uncle's request, what Qin Feng said was very beautiful, so that the other party didn't feel any uncomfortable feeling in his heart.
The old man smiled and replied:
"Okay! You've already talked about this, and you can't ask for anything more. If you talk about cross talk at the teahouse that day, I will definitely go to join you."
"That kid, I thank you in advance!"
Qin Feng smiled and cupped his hands in thanks.
As soon as the words fell, a half-bald middle-aged man came to table number eight.
"Hi, Mr. Qin, welcome to the shop, let me introduce myself, I am Hong Tao, the shopkeeper of Jingyun Teahouse"
Boss Hong smiled and extended his hand to introduce himself.
Qin Feng stood up quickly, held the other party's hand and said politely:
"Boss Hong, hello, Jiu Yang! You dare not be Mr., you are much older than me, so let's call you by your first name, it's so comfortable"
Boss Hong nodded: "Then I'll make a big deal and call you Qin Feng."
"Oh! This is much more comfortable! Your teahouse is nice, I like it very much, I can see that you are a very thoughtful and tasteful boss"
"You're being polite, it's just a mess, I can't compare to you big stars"
What Qin Feng said made Boss Hong feel very comfortable, which changed his perception of Qin Feng.
It's not that you are generous!On the contrary, it behaves like a smooth and sophisticated old fritters!
This is easy to handle, and it shouldn't be here to cause trouble.Boss Hong felt relieved.
Then, Qin Feng introduced the rest of the people.
Brother Hua took a stool, and Boss Hong sat down and chatted with Qin Feng.
He didn't shy away from it either, and went straight to the point when he opened his mouth.
"Qin Feng, let's stop playing around, I want to ask, what is the purpose of your visit today? Let me tell you the truth."
Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the cross talk stage:
"Boss Hong, you think too much, we are here to listen to cross talk today"
Hearing this answer, Boss Hong couldn't help complaining in his heart.
Listen to cross talk!You will come to me specifically to listen to teahouse cross talk, why do I not believe it so much!
Qin Feng continued: "My friend Gangzi is from the capital city. I have heard a few cross talks at your place some time ago, and I think they are very good, especially the counterparts of Mr. Zhang Dewen and Mr. Liu Xiangyuan. The level is very high.
When he went back to school and told me about this passage, he strongly suggested that I listen to it. It just so happened that I am also interested in cross talk in teahouses, so I came here today.It's a bit presumptuous, but I really came here with a learning mentality, without any other purpose, you can rest assured"
These remarks are reasonable, and there is nothing wrong with them.
Gangzi has indeed been to the teahouse several times, Boss Hong has a little impression.
So after Qin Feng finished speaking, Boss Hong believed it.
It seems that this kid is really here to listen to the cross talk, and he didn't just want to spoil the scene, so that's good!
Such guests are definitely welcome, the more the better, and he can bring other guests in for consumption, so many people will follow behind them.
The most important thing is that it is a good advertisement. The most popular cross talk actors come to my place to observe and study, which shows that my level of teahouse is not low!
Knowing Qin Feng's reason for coming, Boss Hong felt much more relieved, chatted with them a few more words, then got up and left.
The crosstalk also started at this time, and the two young crosstalk actors walked quickly onto the stage and said loudly:
"Welcome everyone to Jingyun Teahouse. Next, we brothers will tell you a cross talk. I am a young cross talk actor..."
(End of this chapter)
Teahouse actor preparation room.
"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Liu, Qin Feng and Lin Yang have come to the teahouse and are sitting in front of them."
A young cross talk actor came in from the outside, bowed and said to the old seniors Zhang Dewen and Liu Xiangyuan, with a surprised expression on his face.
These two old gentlemen are a pair of cross talk partners. Zhang Dewen is a fan, and Liu Xiangyuan is a joke. The two have profound skills and often perform in different roles.
They are both in their [-]s this year, and they have been working together for decades.
The thin one is Zhang Dewen, hale and hearty, with a flushed face, and the fat one is Liu Xiangyuan, with a bald head and a dark complexion.
Hearing the news, the two old gentlemen were a little surprised, and the two middle-aged comedians in the same room were also surprised, with worried eyes showing,
have to!Maybe something will happen today!
Zhang Dewen pondered for a while, and said inexplicably:
"Why are these two boys here? For what purpose?"
Liu Xiangyuan continued: "Don't hold back what's wrong, right? Qin Feng is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"
Hearing this, Zhang Dewen couldn't help being a little worried, Qin Feng is notorious in the cross talk circle!
Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice are the ghosts under his knife. Now they have been completely kicked out of the cross talk circle in the capital, and can only talk about cross talk in rural counties and make a living. It is extremely miserable!
Gu Weimin was also scolded by him and turned into a joke in the cross talk circle. That extremely vicious couplet will accompany Old Gu for a lifetime, and he will not be able to live in peace after death!
With these bloody lessons learned, how can the arrival of the two of them not make Zhang Dewen and Liu Xiangyuan terrified!
This is the unscrupulous, vicious and vicious devil king of the cross talk world. Anyone who encounters it will have a headache!
"Why don't you find someone to blow them away? It won't be an eyesore"
The young comedian in front of him rolled up his sleeves and said viciously.
Although the words were harsh, there was a bit of hypocrisy in the tone.
The name of a person, the shadow of a tree!
Qin Feng has fought all the way in the cross talk circle, and he has never lost in several battles!Can you keep people from being confused?
Zhang Dewen shook his head slowly:
"That's not necessary. After all, they are guests. We have no right to drive them away. The teahouse is not our own business. We just use it as a place to talk about cross talk and have a meal. It's not appropriate to do this.
Besides, I also want to see what this kid is here for. One thing should be certain, he is not here to mess things up!Let's say that there is no conflict of interest between the cross talk in the teahouse and him.
His reputation as the devil king in the cross talk world was won by fighting with those people who talked about stage cross talk, and we can't pee in the same pot with those people, so he can't make it to us"
Liu Xiangyuan nodded: "It makes sense, I also want to see what medicine is sold in this kid's gourd!"
"Success! Since the two gentlemen said so, let him sit down. If you dare to make a fool of yourself, let's just blow him away."
The two young comedians said bluffing.
Zhang Dewen nodded and said:
"During the performance, cheer up and come up with some unique skills. These two boys are colleagues, and their level is not low. We can't lose our reputation and be underestimated by them. Let them see that there are also capable people for cross talk in teahouses!"
"That's it! You can start it!"
The other comedians in the room responded with a blast.
While speaking, the door was pushed open again, and the half-bald teahouse owner walked in.
The eyes of everyone in the room immediately focused on the owner of the teahouse. Everyone understood his purpose and must have been vaccinated.
Sure enough, as soon as the owner of the teahouse came in, he cupped his hands with a smile on his face and said:
"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Liu, everyone, I think you already know that Qin Feng and Lin Yang have come to the teahouse, and I also know that these two boys are not good friends, they are notorious!.
However, all the people who come are guests!I open the door to do business, and I definitely can't drive people out, so I ask everyone to be tolerant, and tolerance is the only thing.
I will send someone to keep an eye on them, just listen to the cross talk honestly, if there is trouble, I will definitely drive them away, please rest assured"
Zhang Dewen clasped his hands together.
"Boss Hong, don't worry, we understand this truth, and we won't make it difficult for you. In fact, we also want to meet this newly rising genius in the cross talk world. This time is just a good opportunity."
"Okay! Mr. Zhang, with your words, I am completely relieved. You guys should prepare first, and the show will start soon. I will go to the front to greet the guests."
Boss Hong let out a long breath, then cupped his fists and cupped his hands again, then turned and left.
Several cross talk actors quickly began to arrange their clothes, cleared their throats, and prepared to perform.
……
The teahouse is almost full.
The later guests, almost all came in with Qin Feng and the others, and now they also found seats to sit down, chatting and waiting for the cross talk to start.
Many of them heard the cross talk in the teahouse for the first time. After entering, they kept talking in low voices, looked around, and were full of curiosity about everything in the teahouse.
What they paid the most attention to was Qin Feng and the others at table No. [-], and everyone looked there from time to time.
Obviously, many people had the mentality of watching the fun, after all, Qin Feng is notorious for causing trouble!
The waiters were so busy that they ran back and forth between the tables, their faces were full of smiles, and their hearts were beautiful.
Today's income is definitely not bad!
The tea and dried fruit ordered at table No. [-] were all served. Qin Feng and the others drank tea, talked and laughed, and were very relaxed.
“The tea is not bad! It is indeed a famous tea!”
Lin Yang put down his teacup and said pretendingly.
In fact, he can drink tea!But you can't drop your grades, no!It looks like an actor's material.
"It is true, the taste is sweet, good tea!"
When Gangzi answered, he also had an intoxicated expression on his face, as if he really understood!
"Okay! Don't pretend to be a big-tailed eagle! It's not bad, what is it! I don't believe you guys can tell the difference between Gao Sui and Bi Luo Chun!"
Qin Feng smiled and exposed the old background of the two.
"cluck cluck"
Liu Yan covered her mouth and laughed coquettishly. Fortunately, she didn't drink tea, otherwise she must have burst out laughing.
Gang Zi and Lin Yang blushed, pointing at Qin Feng together and cursing with a smile:
"You mouth! It's too bad! If you don't hate us, we will die? If you have to let your buddies drink Biluochun to the point of breaking, you will be satisfied, right? It's too bad!"
"You guys drink ten yuan and a half catty of tea and it's good tea. Do you know what good tea is? Dude, Longjing is called good tea!"
Qin Feng took a sip of the Longjing in his hand, and continued to hurt Lin Yang and the others with a look of enjoyment.
"You call the crow landed on the pig's back, you can't see that you are black!"
Lin Yang was also not polite, and directly turned back.
"Hahaha"
Liu Yan couldn't help laughing.
The guests at the surrounding tables also heard this conversation and laughed endlessly.
The area around table number eight became very lively for a while, completely becoming the focus of the teahouse.
After the laughter fell, an old man at the table in front turned his head and said to Qin Feng:
"Qin Feng, let's talk about a cross talk later, your cross talk is so interesting, everyone wants to see it"
Qin Feng smiled and shook his head.
"My lord, you appreciate it, thank you, but I'm afraid it's inappropriate. This is someone else's place, how can I go on stage to talk about cross talk? Wouldn't that be a smashing kiln! We are all in the same industry, so we can't do such a thing!
But don’t worry, there will be opportunities to listen to me talk about cross talk in the future. Maybe I will also talk about cross talk in a teahouse that day. You will definitely visit me then. If you send a few more flower baskets, I will be very grateful.”
Although he rejected the uncle's request, what Qin Feng said was very beautiful, so that the other party didn't feel any uncomfortable feeling in his heart.
The old man smiled and replied:
"Okay! You've already talked about this, and you can't ask for anything more. If you talk about cross talk at the teahouse that day, I will definitely go to join you."
"That kid, I thank you in advance!"
Qin Feng smiled and cupped his hands in thanks.
As soon as the words fell, a half-bald middle-aged man came to table number eight.
"Hi, Mr. Qin, welcome to the shop, let me introduce myself, I am Hong Tao, the shopkeeper of Jingyun Teahouse"
Boss Hong smiled and extended his hand to introduce himself.
Qin Feng stood up quickly, held the other party's hand and said politely:
"Boss Hong, hello, Jiu Yang! You dare not be Mr., you are much older than me, so let's call you by your first name, it's so comfortable"
Boss Hong nodded: "Then I'll make a big deal and call you Qin Feng."
"Oh! This is much more comfortable! Your teahouse is nice, I like it very much, I can see that you are a very thoughtful and tasteful boss"
"You're being polite, it's just a mess, I can't compare to you big stars"
What Qin Feng said made Boss Hong feel very comfortable, which changed his perception of Qin Feng.
It's not that you are generous!On the contrary, it behaves like a smooth and sophisticated old fritters!
This is easy to handle, and it shouldn't be here to cause trouble.Boss Hong felt relieved.
Then, Qin Feng introduced the rest of the people.
Brother Hua took a stool, and Boss Hong sat down and chatted with Qin Feng.
He didn't shy away from it either, and went straight to the point when he opened his mouth.
"Qin Feng, let's stop playing around, I want to ask, what is the purpose of your visit today? Let me tell you the truth."
Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the cross talk stage:
"Boss Hong, you think too much, we are here to listen to cross talk today"
Hearing this answer, Boss Hong couldn't help complaining in his heart.
Listen to cross talk!You will come to me specifically to listen to teahouse cross talk, why do I not believe it so much!
Qin Feng continued: "My friend Gangzi is from the capital city. I have heard a few cross talks at your place some time ago, and I think they are very good, especially the counterparts of Mr. Zhang Dewen and Mr. Liu Xiangyuan. The level is very high.
When he went back to school and told me about this passage, he strongly suggested that I listen to it. It just so happened that I am also interested in cross talk in teahouses, so I came here today.It's a bit presumptuous, but I really came here with a learning mentality, without any other purpose, you can rest assured"
These remarks are reasonable, and there is nothing wrong with them.
Gangzi has indeed been to the teahouse several times, Boss Hong has a little impression.
So after Qin Feng finished speaking, Boss Hong believed it.
It seems that this kid is really here to listen to the cross talk, and he didn't just want to spoil the scene, so that's good!
Such guests are definitely welcome, the more the better, and he can bring other guests in for consumption, so many people will follow behind them.
The most important thing is that it is a good advertisement. The most popular cross talk actors come to my place to observe and study, which shows that my level of teahouse is not low!
Knowing Qin Feng's reason for coming, Boss Hong felt much more relieved, chatted with them a few more words, then got up and left.
The crosstalk also started at this time, and the two young crosstalk actors walked quickly onto the stage and said loudly:
"Welcome everyone to Jingyun Teahouse. Next, we brothers will tell you a cross talk. I am a young cross talk actor..."
(End of this chapter)
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