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Chapter 309 Teahouse Crosstalk
Chapter 309 Teahouse Crosstalk ([-])
"Old Liu, it's time for us to go on stage and perform well, that brat under the stage!"
Zhang Dewen said to his old partner with a smile.
Then he tidied up his clothes and walked out of the preparation room.
Liu Xiangyuan followed behind, and continued with a wry smile:
"It may be difficult to calm down this kid. He is a popular actor who appeared in the Spring Festival Gala, CCTV Lantern Festival Gala and Shanxi Satellite TV Lantern Festival Gala. He has seen big scenes. Can our teahouse comic dialogue be able to calm him down? I don't believe it.
Moreover, each of his comic dialogues is created by himself, and they are all rare masterpieces. It can be seen that his strength is very strong, but what we are talking about is an old-fashioned comic dialogue.
Zhang Dewen turned back and pointed at his partner with a smile and said:
"You old bastard, how can you build up other people's ambitions and destroy your own prestige! Yes, his new cross talk is very good, but it can't be said that these old jokes are not good!
These are the essences handed down by the elders in the cross talk world and have passed the test of time. We are not as good at innovation as he is, but it is not easy to say these old jokes.
Today we are going to shock him with old jokes, let him see our teahouse cross talk, which is no worse than the stage cross talk, or even better!This is the root of cross talk! "
"Hey! You old guy is not small!"
Liu Xiangyuan smiled and patted his partner on the shoulder lightly.
"That's right, this kid is red and purple now, and his level is really good. Because of this, we have to talk about it, and we can't let him underestimate us old guys."
Zhang Dewen said confidently, his eyes were full of fighting spirit, and he was so excited that he seemed to be ten years younger.
Liu Xiangyuan was infected by his partner, and under the excitement, his complexion became much ruddy.
"Yes! I'm going to go all out today, and I'll accompany you. I hope this kid won't be stingy when he puts the flower basket. Give us more, so that I can also reduce the burden on the family."
"Hey! You old bastard is really a chicken thief. Don't worry about it. It can be seen that this kid is very generous!"
The two old gentlemen walked to the entrance of the stage talking and laughing, paused, cleared their throats, and walked onto the stage one after the other.
……
"It's here!"
Seeing the two old gentlemen appearing on the stage, Qin Feng gave a low cry in excitement.
"clap clap"
There was a burst of warm applause, especially those old tea drinkers, who were even more enthusiastic.
They applauded and talked excitedly.
"Just wait for this one! It's still enjoyable to listen to the cross talk between these two"
"Isn't it? I just love this piece of "Ganlu Temple". Mr. Zhang's Beijing opera singing is amazing!"
"This episode depends on the old man, not many young comedians know it"
"Yeah, who would put in the effort to learn Peking Opera now!"
……
The new guests didn't understand this passage, so they asked the teahouse staff one after another.
The guys explained it in a few words, and the guests became more interested in listening.
They didn't expect to come to listen to the cross talk, and they could even hear a few lines of Peking opera. Today's trip is worth it!
""Ganlu Temple" is an old cross talk piece, taken from "Three Kingdoms". There are many Beijing opera arias. It is very interesting to learn from cross talk. It can be said that there are not many such pieces, mainly because the basic skills are not enough, and I can't say this piece "
Qin Feng explained to Liu Yan in a low voice.
"Oh! It's interesting. I like Peking Opera very much. It's fun to babble!"
Liu Yan replied with a smile.
Qin Feng gently squeezed her hand angrily.
"Okay! The quintessence of Chinese culture has become a very interesting thing for you!"
……
While speaking, the two old gentlemen stood in front of the microphone and began to introduce.
Today's game is Zhang Dewen's teasing, and Liu Xiangyuan's.
Zhang Dewen stepped forward and said with a smile:
"Thank you for your applause, it's so applauding! It's time for us to perform for everyone. It's the old joke "Ganlu Temple". My name is Zhang Dewen, and this is my partner. This performance..."
Liu Xiangyuan quickly stretched out his hand, stared and asked:
"This is the beginning? I have no name or surname as the co-author? How come there is no more after I have been introduced?"
"Hahaha"
There was a burst of laughter immediately.
The first burden rings!
Qin Feng nodded, the cooperation is really tacit, and he is indeed an old partner for decades.
Amidst the laughter, the first wave of flower baskets on Qin Feng was delivered to the stage.
When the two gentlemen saw the flower basket, their brows furrowed immediately, and smiles began to appear on their faces.
This kid Qin Feng is really sensible, he is on the road!The flower basket is coming up now, there must be more in the future!
They paused to allow time for the men to count.
Brother Hua saw the needles and shouted loudly:
"Mr. Qin Feng sent eighty flower baskets, thank you Mr. Qin Feng"
"Huh—!"
There was a sound of exclamation at the scene, and everyone looked at Qin Feng.
Discussion ensued.
"The handwriting is getting bigger and bigger. At the beginning, there are 100 players. How can it be more than [-] or more than [-] at the end of the game?"
"Mr. Zhang and Mr. Liu copied it. The two of you will definitely set a new record for flower baskets."
"It has to be said that if someone is rich and can afford to play, who would be willing to let us go?"
"That's right, it's much easier for celebrities to make money than us."
……
After hearing the report, the two old gentlemen were very happy.
Today's harvest is indispensable, and it is estimated that it will last for half a month!This kid is so refreshing, he is a man!
After Brother Hua finished counting, the two old gentlemen took a step forward, cupped their fists and cupped their hands towards Qin Feng. Mr. Zhang said loudly:
"Thank you, little brother, you are so flattering!"
Qin Feng stood up with a smile, and cupped his fists to the two old gentlemen.
"It should be, the two old men are polite"
After speaking, he sat down immediately, ready to enjoy this old cross talk joke.
The two old gentlemen returned to the microphone and began to perform.
At this time, the mood of the two is higher and the energy is fuller.
Zhang Dewen continued the paragraph just now:
"I introduced my partner just now, and I made a joke with everyone. This is my partner Liu Xiangyuan. He has worked with me for more than 20 years. He is an old man in the cross talk world."
After his introduction, Mr. Liu immediately cupped his fists and bowed to the audience.
Applause broke out again.
Zhang Dewen cleared his throat and said with a smile:
""Ganlu Temple" is an old cross talk joke, which is not the same as the Peking opera "Ganlu Temple". There are also Peking opera arias in it. It is very interesting to use it in cross talk. It will definitely make you laugh."
Liu Xiangyuan nodded: "Tell everyone about it"
That's it.
Zhang Dewen went on to say: "Performance, whether it is talking, learning, teasing, singing, playing, changing, or practicing, you must be full of emotion and energy when performing on stage."
Liu Xiangyuan: "Of course"
……
The two old gentlemen have profound knowledge and skillful cooperation, and soon there was a lot of laughter.
Especially those Peking opera libretto in the middle, Mr. Zhang's performance is amazing!The figure and singing are in place!
The old tea drinkers and fanciers at the scene applauded and applauded continuously.
No matter whether the new tea drinkers understand Peking Opera or not, they still listen to it with great interest, and naturally they don't hesitate to applaud and applaud.
Qin Feng and Lin Yang were also amazed.
There was no or very little interaction between the two pairs of cross talk actors before, but there are many more for the two old gentlemen. Although it is not as frequent as the cross talk in the teahouse in the previous life, it is still quite tasteful!As long as it is strengthened, the hot teahouse cross talk scene in the previous life can be reproduced immediately.
Halfway through the performance, Qin Feng was already very satisfied.
There is nothing to say about the level of the two old gentlemen!They are all veteran artists with unique skills!
Among other things, the comic dialogue and learning two skills shown today are enough to support any cross talk scene.
With their skilled old jokes and the new cross talk created by myself, combined with each other, it will definitely set off a huge wave in the cross talk world.
Halfway through hearing this, Qin Feng decided to invite these two to join Fengyun Club. Old artists with such profound skills are treasures!
Not only can he perform on stage by himself and handle any situation, but he can also lead newcomers and teach young cross talk actors, and the seniority in the cross talk world is here, and he can control the scene!
Even Qin Feng plans to learn some kung fu from the two old gentlemen.
Especially learning and singing are Qin Feng's shortcomings.
He has been looking for opportunities to make up for it. Only by making up for these gaps can the massive cross talk materials in his mind be fully utilized.
It was another wonderful Peking Opera libretto. Amidst the warm applause, Qin Feng waved his hand to call Brother Hua over, and placed another hundred flower baskets on the two old gentlemen.
His move caused another exclamation in the teahouse, and everyone was shocked again by this generosity.
At the same time, the rest of the tea guests he also mobilized generously donated money and put a lot of flower baskets on the two people on the stage.
The two old gentlemen looked at the flower baskets that were constantly being placed on the stage, and they were not to mention how happy they were, and they talked more enthusiastically.
"Is your handwriting too big? My brother's liver trembled when he saw it. This is money, not paper!"
Lin Yang whispered from the side, with a distressed expression on his face.
Liu Yan and Gangzi were equally terrified, and they would spend thousands of dollars after listening to a cross talk, which is unimaginable!
Qin Feng smiled easily, and whispered to the three of them:
"Where is this? There will be more in a while! These two old gentlemen really have no cross talk skills. I am going to draw them all into the Fengyun Society.
This little money is nothing, it's just an initial emotional investment, as long as they join Fengyun Society, it's worth whatever they spend!If there is an old man in a family, if there is a treasure, let alone two! "
After listening to Qin Feng's explanation, Lin Yang and the others also nodded.
Indeed, as Qin Feng said, the level of these two is indeed high.
The establishment of Fengyun Club really needs such a scene of old artists in the cross talk circle in Beijing.
(End of this chapter)
"Old Liu, it's time for us to go on stage and perform well, that brat under the stage!"
Zhang Dewen said to his old partner with a smile.
Then he tidied up his clothes and walked out of the preparation room.
Liu Xiangyuan followed behind, and continued with a wry smile:
"It may be difficult to calm down this kid. He is a popular actor who appeared in the Spring Festival Gala, CCTV Lantern Festival Gala and Shanxi Satellite TV Lantern Festival Gala. He has seen big scenes. Can our teahouse comic dialogue be able to calm him down? I don't believe it.
Moreover, each of his comic dialogues is created by himself, and they are all rare masterpieces. It can be seen that his strength is very strong, but what we are talking about is an old-fashioned comic dialogue.
Zhang Dewen turned back and pointed at his partner with a smile and said:
"You old bastard, how can you build up other people's ambitions and destroy your own prestige! Yes, his new cross talk is very good, but it can't be said that these old jokes are not good!
These are the essences handed down by the elders in the cross talk world and have passed the test of time. We are not as good at innovation as he is, but it is not easy to say these old jokes.
Today we are going to shock him with old jokes, let him see our teahouse cross talk, which is no worse than the stage cross talk, or even better!This is the root of cross talk! "
"Hey! You old guy is not small!"
Liu Xiangyuan smiled and patted his partner on the shoulder lightly.
"That's right, this kid is red and purple now, and his level is really good. Because of this, we have to talk about it, and we can't let him underestimate us old guys."
Zhang Dewen said confidently, his eyes were full of fighting spirit, and he was so excited that he seemed to be ten years younger.
Liu Xiangyuan was infected by his partner, and under the excitement, his complexion became much ruddy.
"Yes! I'm going to go all out today, and I'll accompany you. I hope this kid won't be stingy when he puts the flower basket. Give us more, so that I can also reduce the burden on the family."
"Hey! You old bastard is really a chicken thief. Don't worry about it. It can be seen that this kid is very generous!"
The two old gentlemen walked to the entrance of the stage talking and laughing, paused, cleared their throats, and walked onto the stage one after the other.
……
"It's here!"
Seeing the two old gentlemen appearing on the stage, Qin Feng gave a low cry in excitement.
"clap clap"
There was a burst of warm applause, especially those old tea drinkers, who were even more enthusiastic.
They applauded and talked excitedly.
"Just wait for this one! It's still enjoyable to listen to the cross talk between these two"
"Isn't it? I just love this piece of "Ganlu Temple". Mr. Zhang's Beijing opera singing is amazing!"
"This episode depends on the old man, not many young comedians know it"
"Yeah, who would put in the effort to learn Peking Opera now!"
……
The new guests didn't understand this passage, so they asked the teahouse staff one after another.
The guys explained it in a few words, and the guests became more interested in listening.
They didn't expect to come to listen to the cross talk, and they could even hear a few lines of Peking opera. Today's trip is worth it!
""Ganlu Temple" is an old cross talk piece, taken from "Three Kingdoms". There are many Beijing opera arias. It is very interesting to learn from cross talk. It can be said that there are not many such pieces, mainly because the basic skills are not enough, and I can't say this piece "
Qin Feng explained to Liu Yan in a low voice.
"Oh! It's interesting. I like Peking Opera very much. It's fun to babble!"
Liu Yan replied with a smile.
Qin Feng gently squeezed her hand angrily.
"Okay! The quintessence of Chinese culture has become a very interesting thing for you!"
……
While speaking, the two old gentlemen stood in front of the microphone and began to introduce.
Today's game is Zhang Dewen's teasing, and Liu Xiangyuan's.
Zhang Dewen stepped forward and said with a smile:
"Thank you for your applause, it's so applauding! It's time for us to perform for everyone. It's the old joke "Ganlu Temple". My name is Zhang Dewen, and this is my partner. This performance..."
Liu Xiangyuan quickly stretched out his hand, stared and asked:
"This is the beginning? I have no name or surname as the co-author? How come there is no more after I have been introduced?"
"Hahaha"
There was a burst of laughter immediately.
The first burden rings!
Qin Feng nodded, the cooperation is really tacit, and he is indeed an old partner for decades.
Amidst the laughter, the first wave of flower baskets on Qin Feng was delivered to the stage.
When the two gentlemen saw the flower basket, their brows furrowed immediately, and smiles began to appear on their faces.
This kid Qin Feng is really sensible, he is on the road!The flower basket is coming up now, there must be more in the future!
They paused to allow time for the men to count.
Brother Hua saw the needles and shouted loudly:
"Mr. Qin Feng sent eighty flower baskets, thank you Mr. Qin Feng"
"Huh—!"
There was a sound of exclamation at the scene, and everyone looked at Qin Feng.
Discussion ensued.
"The handwriting is getting bigger and bigger. At the beginning, there are 100 players. How can it be more than [-] or more than [-] at the end of the game?"
"Mr. Zhang and Mr. Liu copied it. The two of you will definitely set a new record for flower baskets."
"It has to be said that if someone is rich and can afford to play, who would be willing to let us go?"
"That's right, it's much easier for celebrities to make money than us."
……
After hearing the report, the two old gentlemen were very happy.
Today's harvest is indispensable, and it is estimated that it will last for half a month!This kid is so refreshing, he is a man!
After Brother Hua finished counting, the two old gentlemen took a step forward, cupped their fists and cupped their hands towards Qin Feng. Mr. Zhang said loudly:
"Thank you, little brother, you are so flattering!"
Qin Feng stood up with a smile, and cupped his fists to the two old gentlemen.
"It should be, the two old men are polite"
After speaking, he sat down immediately, ready to enjoy this old cross talk joke.
The two old gentlemen returned to the microphone and began to perform.
At this time, the mood of the two is higher and the energy is fuller.
Zhang Dewen continued the paragraph just now:
"I introduced my partner just now, and I made a joke with everyone. This is my partner Liu Xiangyuan. He has worked with me for more than 20 years. He is an old man in the cross talk world."
After his introduction, Mr. Liu immediately cupped his fists and bowed to the audience.
Applause broke out again.
Zhang Dewen cleared his throat and said with a smile:
""Ganlu Temple" is an old cross talk joke, which is not the same as the Peking opera "Ganlu Temple". There are also Peking opera arias in it. It is very interesting to use it in cross talk. It will definitely make you laugh."
Liu Xiangyuan nodded: "Tell everyone about it"
That's it.
Zhang Dewen went on to say: "Performance, whether it is talking, learning, teasing, singing, playing, changing, or practicing, you must be full of emotion and energy when performing on stage."
Liu Xiangyuan: "Of course"
……
The two old gentlemen have profound knowledge and skillful cooperation, and soon there was a lot of laughter.
Especially those Peking opera libretto in the middle, Mr. Zhang's performance is amazing!The figure and singing are in place!
The old tea drinkers and fanciers at the scene applauded and applauded continuously.
No matter whether the new tea drinkers understand Peking Opera or not, they still listen to it with great interest, and naturally they don't hesitate to applaud and applaud.
Qin Feng and Lin Yang were also amazed.
There was no or very little interaction between the two pairs of cross talk actors before, but there are many more for the two old gentlemen. Although it is not as frequent as the cross talk in the teahouse in the previous life, it is still quite tasteful!As long as it is strengthened, the hot teahouse cross talk scene in the previous life can be reproduced immediately.
Halfway through the performance, Qin Feng was already very satisfied.
There is nothing to say about the level of the two old gentlemen!They are all veteran artists with unique skills!
Among other things, the comic dialogue and learning two skills shown today are enough to support any cross talk scene.
With their skilled old jokes and the new cross talk created by myself, combined with each other, it will definitely set off a huge wave in the cross talk world.
Halfway through hearing this, Qin Feng decided to invite these two to join Fengyun Club. Old artists with such profound skills are treasures!
Not only can he perform on stage by himself and handle any situation, but he can also lead newcomers and teach young cross talk actors, and the seniority in the cross talk world is here, and he can control the scene!
Even Qin Feng plans to learn some kung fu from the two old gentlemen.
Especially learning and singing are Qin Feng's shortcomings.
He has been looking for opportunities to make up for it. Only by making up for these gaps can the massive cross talk materials in his mind be fully utilized.
It was another wonderful Peking Opera libretto. Amidst the warm applause, Qin Feng waved his hand to call Brother Hua over, and placed another hundred flower baskets on the two old gentlemen.
His move caused another exclamation in the teahouse, and everyone was shocked again by this generosity.
At the same time, the rest of the tea guests he also mobilized generously donated money and put a lot of flower baskets on the two people on the stage.
The two old gentlemen looked at the flower baskets that were constantly being placed on the stage, and they were not to mention how happy they were, and they talked more enthusiastically.
"Is your handwriting too big? My brother's liver trembled when he saw it. This is money, not paper!"
Lin Yang whispered from the side, with a distressed expression on his face.
Liu Yan and Gangzi were equally terrified, and they would spend thousands of dollars after listening to a cross talk, which is unimaginable!
Qin Feng smiled easily, and whispered to the three of them:
"Where is this? There will be more in a while! These two old gentlemen really have no cross talk skills. I am going to draw them all into the Fengyun Society.
This little money is nothing, it's just an initial emotional investment, as long as they join Fengyun Society, it's worth whatever they spend!If there is an old man in a family, if there is a treasure, let alone two! "
After listening to Qin Feng's explanation, Lin Yang and the others also nodded.
Indeed, as Qin Feng said, the level of these two is indeed high.
The establishment of Fengyun Club really needs such a scene of old artists in the cross talk circle in Beijing.
(End of this chapter)
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