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Chapter 316 The Hilarious Teahouse
Chapter 316 The Hilarious Teahouse
The laughter in the teahouse was deafening, and there were crowds of people outside the attractive door, which became a scene of Qianmen Street.
These tourists have learned through various channels that Qin Feng and Lin Yang are talking about cross talk inside, so there are bursts of laughter in the teahouse, so happy.
Except for the few who arrived early and bought the last few tickets to go in, the rest of the people could only stand at the door and worry.
The inside was already full, and there were no empty seats, and Boss Hong didn't dare to put more people inside. If too many people went in, it would be very easy to cause accidents.
So he sent two more waiters to stand guard at the door and never let anyone enter the teahouse.
Fortunately, everyone has a mobile phone. Knowing that it is hopeless to go to a teahouse to watch a live performance, everyone started to use their mobile phones to watch the live broadcast.
Some tourists use the WIFI of teahouses and nearby businesses, while others are more luxurious and directly use mobile data to read.
Soon, the crowd gathered at the entrance of the teahouse also burst into bursts of laughter, very happy.
The loud laughter attracted the attention of everyone on the street, more and more people gathered, and then attracted the staff of the street management committee.
After understanding the situation, the staff could only cooperate with the teahouse to maintain order at the scene, and at the same time notify the leaders of the management committee to tell them the reason for the crowd gathering.
……
Of course, Qin Feng and Lin Yang didn't know about the situation outside, and they still talked about cross talk on the stage, bringing joy to everyone.
The lively atmosphere of the teahouse and the smiling faces close at hand gave Qin Feng a sense of accomplishment, and he even felt that he enjoyed talking about cross talk here.
The bustling cross talk in the teahouse in the previous life is finally about to reappear in my own hands!
The performance I have done is not much different from my previous life, or even better.
But the cooperation of the audience has not caught up. This is not something that can be accomplished overnight, and it will take time to develop slowly.
I believe that as long as the Fengyun Club is established, more and more audiences will be attracted to theaters and teahouses, and they will laugh out loud listening to their cross talk.
It won't be long before cross talk in theaters and teahouses will become popular, and the traditional trade of cross talk will be revived accordingly!
Thinking of this, his performance suddenly became more passionate, and the audience laughed even more happily!
……
After a burst of laughter, the cross talk continued.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "After I came out of the detention center, I was in a good mood. As the old saying goes, if you are very happy, you will be unlucky. If you are unlucky for a few days, you will be fine after a while. After you come out, there will be a good thing."
Lin Yang asked curiously: "What good thing?"
Qin Feng smiled embarrassedly: "Someone introduced me to a girlfriend"
"Ouch!"
Immediately there was a booing sound at the scene.
Liu Yan is stupid!
Do you want to say me?Thinking of this, her face turned red, and then she quickly lowered her head, and at the same time began to curse Qin Feng secretly.
"You big villain, how did you come to me? What a bad luck! Go back and see how I deal with you! Don't even try to touch me tonight!"
Liu Yan knew that Qin Feng was going to make fun of herself!
The rest of the students couldn't stop laughing when they saw this paragraph, this guy is so real, even his girlfriend is not spared!
Li Wanhua felt a little balanced in his heart, it seems that I am not the only one who is unlucky!
"Hahahaha" Qin Feng covered his face and laughed a few times shyly.
There was another booing in the teahouse.
Lin Yang nodded: "That's a good thing."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Hahaha, it's pretty good! With such hair and wearing colored contact lenses, it looks like a husky at first glance."
As he spoke, he gesticulated two soaring shofar braids on his head, and then gesticulated on his eyes.
"Hahaha"
There was a burst of loud laughter in the teahouse.
While laughing, everyone looked at Liu Yan.
The meaning in the eyes couldn't be more obvious, your boyfriend is too hurt!How can anyone say that about a girlfriend, go back and clean him up!
Liu Yan was so ashamed that she lay down on the table, her face was buried under her arms, and she was no longer ashamed to raise her head to meet everyone's gaze.
She was laughing like crazy, shaking her shoulders and giggling like hell.
Gangzi and the college classmates on the live broadcast, everyone laughed until tears flew down.
While laughing, many viewers started to complain wildly.
"Liu Yan, get rid of this guy quickly! I've compared you to a husky, can I still have this boyfriend?"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, you must have a strong nerve to be his girlfriend!"
"That's it, who would dare to change someone else!"
"Liu Yan is so beautiful, this guy really doesn't know how to be blessed in the blessing!"
"Fortunately, I know that the relationship between the two is very good. Those who don't understand think they are enemies!"
……
Lin Yang answered with a smile: "It looks like a dog! Why does it look like a husky?"
There was another burst of laughter.
Liu Yan hid her face even deeper, and she was completely paralyzed from laughing.
Qin Feng explained with a smile: "Isn't husky a word of praise?"
Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and he was stunned for a second before he said dumbfoundedly: "Hi! Husky is a breed of dog, you know?"
Qin Feng touched his face foolishly: "Hi! I thought English meant beautiful!"
"Hahaha"
The teahouse and the live broadcast were completely bursting with laughter.
Your English is taught by the physical education teacher!Can translate husky into beautiful, talent!
Liu Yan laughed so hard that she almost fell to the ground, stomping her feet non-stop, her heart was already drenched with Qin Feng's scolding.
Be sure to clean him up at night!It's so irritating!
Lin Yang sighed: "Hi! You can't spell the word "beautiful" even if you are a Chinese pinyin."
Qin Feng gestured in the palm of his hand: "Okay! Okay, after chatting for a while, I was very angry. I said I like you very much, and others said, I also like you very much. Let's continue dating"
Lin Yang nodded: "Not bad."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "The girl suddenly asked me, do you have a car?"
……
The laughter continued.
Between the two teasing, they talked about the origin of the car.
Qin Feng asked Lin Yang with his hands behind his back: "Do you need a driver's license to drive a car?"
Lin Yang pouted at him: "Nonsense, a car needs a driver's license!"
Qin Feng thought for a while: "Oh! Then we have to wait five or six days!"
Lin Yang asked puzzledly: "What are you doing? Five or six days"
Qin Feng explained: "It took five or six days for Li Wanhua to be released!"
Lin Yang said loudly, dumbfounded: "I still paint! I don't have a long memory."
"Hahaha"
There was a loud laugh.
The students on the live broadcast end laughed so hard that this guy was going to kill Li Wanhua today, and made fun of him again!
Li Wanhua could only watch the live broadcast with pain all over his face, his teeth were clenching, but his eyes were full of smiles.
Qin Feng continued blankly: "Because he painted the portrait! I tried others, but it didn't work."
Lin Yang said angrily: "It won't work if you stamp and cover the wrong one!"
There was another wave of laughter.
The audience in the teahouse was tired of laughing, and many people had already climbed on the table, otherwise they would have to lie down with a smile.
The two old gentlemen also propped their elbows on the table, laughing and crying.
Qin Feng said with his hands behind his back: "In this case, I have a driver's license, and I can borrow a car first."
Lin Yang asked: "Borrow who?"
Qin Feng suddenly said: "Oh! I have to wait five or six days"
Lin Yang: "Why?"
Qin Feng looked up at the sky: "Wait for Li Wanhua to come out"
Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "The car is also borrowed from someone else!"
Qin Feng explained: "Their family has a car, an imported Fitter 126P, that kind of small car, that car is good, it's amazing, the initial value of the 80s is several thousand dollars!"
Lin Yang froze for a moment, then waved his hand angrily: "It's not worth a cent now! The initial value of the 80s is several thousand!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter sounded again.
Hearing this passage, some older people immediately thought of the 126P that Qin Feng said.
There was indeed such an imported car in the early 80s, and it was popular for a while, but it was quickly eliminated by the times.
Listening to Qin Feng now, many people suddenly think of the past, think of themselves 20 years ago, feel a sense of intimacy, and the cross talk is more interesting.
Qin Feng said excitedly: "Li Wanhua's family has such a car, it's great, wait for him to come out, let's talk about it after he comes out... I said, what's your car?...the car is on the house !"
Lin Yang asked in surprise: "On the room?"
Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "Think about it, but can any good car be put on the house? When I looked up, oh-!, I want it!"
Lin Yang was puzzled: "You really want it!"
Qin Feng spread his hands forward: "It's all down, and it's spread out on the floor"
Lin Yang shook his head and smiled: "His car is flat."
Qin Feng continued: "I took the tricycle for more than 40 times, and I pulled it back. I put it back together. I'm not a layman when I put the car back. After putting it back together, I piled it up and took off the outer paint."
Lin Yang nodded: "Repaint"
Qin Feng explained: "Li Wanhua wrote a lot of messy characters on the outer paint, all of which he wrote himself, such as, such, such, such, ..."
Lin Yang laughed and said, "He won't say anything else, will he?"
"Hahaha"
The teahouse burst into laughter again, and the street outside the door was also full of laughter.
Everyone was so happy that they were staggering, and tears flew straight.
The students even burst out laughing.
Li Wanhua laughed and cried!
He knew that he had lost the nickname of 'what the hell', and he would not want to take it off again during college.
Just like Lin Yang's "Virgin with Yellow Flowers", he will definitely accompany him through the rest of the university.
Thinking of this, while laughing, his belief in going back to school to clean up Qin Feng suddenly became stronger, and he must give this grandson some color!What a loss!
(End of this chapter)
The laughter in the teahouse was deafening, and there were crowds of people outside the attractive door, which became a scene of Qianmen Street.
These tourists have learned through various channels that Qin Feng and Lin Yang are talking about cross talk inside, so there are bursts of laughter in the teahouse, so happy.
Except for the few who arrived early and bought the last few tickets to go in, the rest of the people could only stand at the door and worry.
The inside was already full, and there were no empty seats, and Boss Hong didn't dare to put more people inside. If too many people went in, it would be very easy to cause accidents.
So he sent two more waiters to stand guard at the door and never let anyone enter the teahouse.
Fortunately, everyone has a mobile phone. Knowing that it is hopeless to go to a teahouse to watch a live performance, everyone started to use their mobile phones to watch the live broadcast.
Some tourists use the WIFI of teahouses and nearby businesses, while others are more luxurious and directly use mobile data to read.
Soon, the crowd gathered at the entrance of the teahouse also burst into bursts of laughter, very happy.
The loud laughter attracted the attention of everyone on the street, more and more people gathered, and then attracted the staff of the street management committee.
After understanding the situation, the staff could only cooperate with the teahouse to maintain order at the scene, and at the same time notify the leaders of the management committee to tell them the reason for the crowd gathering.
……
Of course, Qin Feng and Lin Yang didn't know about the situation outside, and they still talked about cross talk on the stage, bringing joy to everyone.
The lively atmosphere of the teahouse and the smiling faces close at hand gave Qin Feng a sense of accomplishment, and he even felt that he enjoyed talking about cross talk here.
The bustling cross talk in the teahouse in the previous life is finally about to reappear in my own hands!
The performance I have done is not much different from my previous life, or even better.
But the cooperation of the audience has not caught up. This is not something that can be accomplished overnight, and it will take time to develop slowly.
I believe that as long as the Fengyun Club is established, more and more audiences will be attracted to theaters and teahouses, and they will laugh out loud listening to their cross talk.
It won't be long before cross talk in theaters and teahouses will become popular, and the traditional trade of cross talk will be revived accordingly!
Thinking of this, his performance suddenly became more passionate, and the audience laughed even more happily!
……
After a burst of laughter, the cross talk continued.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "After I came out of the detention center, I was in a good mood. As the old saying goes, if you are very happy, you will be unlucky. If you are unlucky for a few days, you will be fine after a while. After you come out, there will be a good thing."
Lin Yang asked curiously: "What good thing?"
Qin Feng smiled embarrassedly: "Someone introduced me to a girlfriend"
"Ouch!"
Immediately there was a booing sound at the scene.
Liu Yan is stupid!
Do you want to say me?Thinking of this, her face turned red, and then she quickly lowered her head, and at the same time began to curse Qin Feng secretly.
"You big villain, how did you come to me? What a bad luck! Go back and see how I deal with you! Don't even try to touch me tonight!"
Liu Yan knew that Qin Feng was going to make fun of herself!
The rest of the students couldn't stop laughing when they saw this paragraph, this guy is so real, even his girlfriend is not spared!
Li Wanhua felt a little balanced in his heart, it seems that I am not the only one who is unlucky!
"Hahahaha" Qin Feng covered his face and laughed a few times shyly.
There was another booing in the teahouse.
Lin Yang nodded: "That's a good thing."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Hahaha, it's pretty good! With such hair and wearing colored contact lenses, it looks like a husky at first glance."
As he spoke, he gesticulated two soaring shofar braids on his head, and then gesticulated on his eyes.
"Hahaha"
There was a burst of loud laughter in the teahouse.
While laughing, everyone looked at Liu Yan.
The meaning in the eyes couldn't be more obvious, your boyfriend is too hurt!How can anyone say that about a girlfriend, go back and clean him up!
Liu Yan was so ashamed that she lay down on the table, her face was buried under her arms, and she was no longer ashamed to raise her head to meet everyone's gaze.
She was laughing like crazy, shaking her shoulders and giggling like hell.
Gangzi and the college classmates on the live broadcast, everyone laughed until tears flew down.
While laughing, many viewers started to complain wildly.
"Liu Yan, get rid of this guy quickly! I've compared you to a husky, can I still have this boyfriend?"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, you must have a strong nerve to be his girlfriend!"
"That's it, who would dare to change someone else!"
"Liu Yan is so beautiful, this guy really doesn't know how to be blessed in the blessing!"
"Fortunately, I know that the relationship between the two is very good. Those who don't understand think they are enemies!"
……
Lin Yang answered with a smile: "It looks like a dog! Why does it look like a husky?"
There was another burst of laughter.
Liu Yan hid her face even deeper, and she was completely paralyzed from laughing.
Qin Feng explained with a smile: "Isn't husky a word of praise?"
Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and he was stunned for a second before he said dumbfoundedly: "Hi! Husky is a breed of dog, you know?"
Qin Feng touched his face foolishly: "Hi! I thought English meant beautiful!"
"Hahaha"
The teahouse and the live broadcast were completely bursting with laughter.
Your English is taught by the physical education teacher!Can translate husky into beautiful, talent!
Liu Yan laughed so hard that she almost fell to the ground, stomping her feet non-stop, her heart was already drenched with Qin Feng's scolding.
Be sure to clean him up at night!It's so irritating!
Lin Yang sighed: "Hi! You can't spell the word "beautiful" even if you are a Chinese pinyin."
Qin Feng gestured in the palm of his hand: "Okay! Okay, after chatting for a while, I was very angry. I said I like you very much, and others said, I also like you very much. Let's continue dating"
Lin Yang nodded: "Not bad."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "The girl suddenly asked me, do you have a car?"
……
The laughter continued.
Between the two teasing, they talked about the origin of the car.
Qin Feng asked Lin Yang with his hands behind his back: "Do you need a driver's license to drive a car?"
Lin Yang pouted at him: "Nonsense, a car needs a driver's license!"
Qin Feng thought for a while: "Oh! Then we have to wait five or six days!"
Lin Yang asked puzzledly: "What are you doing? Five or six days"
Qin Feng explained: "It took five or six days for Li Wanhua to be released!"
Lin Yang said loudly, dumbfounded: "I still paint! I don't have a long memory."
"Hahaha"
There was a loud laugh.
The students on the live broadcast end laughed so hard that this guy was going to kill Li Wanhua today, and made fun of him again!
Li Wanhua could only watch the live broadcast with pain all over his face, his teeth were clenching, but his eyes were full of smiles.
Qin Feng continued blankly: "Because he painted the portrait! I tried others, but it didn't work."
Lin Yang said angrily: "It won't work if you stamp and cover the wrong one!"
There was another wave of laughter.
The audience in the teahouse was tired of laughing, and many people had already climbed on the table, otherwise they would have to lie down with a smile.
The two old gentlemen also propped their elbows on the table, laughing and crying.
Qin Feng said with his hands behind his back: "In this case, I have a driver's license, and I can borrow a car first."
Lin Yang asked: "Borrow who?"
Qin Feng suddenly said: "Oh! I have to wait five or six days"
Lin Yang: "Why?"
Qin Feng looked up at the sky: "Wait for Li Wanhua to come out"
Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "The car is also borrowed from someone else!"
Qin Feng explained: "Their family has a car, an imported Fitter 126P, that kind of small car, that car is good, it's amazing, the initial value of the 80s is several thousand dollars!"
Lin Yang froze for a moment, then waved his hand angrily: "It's not worth a cent now! The initial value of the 80s is several thousand!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter sounded again.
Hearing this passage, some older people immediately thought of the 126P that Qin Feng said.
There was indeed such an imported car in the early 80s, and it was popular for a while, but it was quickly eliminated by the times.
Listening to Qin Feng now, many people suddenly think of the past, think of themselves 20 years ago, feel a sense of intimacy, and the cross talk is more interesting.
Qin Feng said excitedly: "Li Wanhua's family has such a car, it's great, wait for him to come out, let's talk about it after he comes out... I said, what's your car?...the car is on the house !"
Lin Yang asked in surprise: "On the room?"
Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "Think about it, but can any good car be put on the house? When I looked up, oh-!, I want it!"
Lin Yang was puzzled: "You really want it!"
Qin Feng spread his hands forward: "It's all down, and it's spread out on the floor"
Lin Yang shook his head and smiled: "His car is flat."
Qin Feng continued: "I took the tricycle for more than 40 times, and I pulled it back. I put it back together. I'm not a layman when I put the car back. After putting it back together, I piled it up and took off the outer paint."
Lin Yang nodded: "Repaint"
Qin Feng explained: "Li Wanhua wrote a lot of messy characters on the outer paint, all of which he wrote himself, such as, such, such, such, ..."
Lin Yang laughed and said, "He won't say anything else, will he?"
"Hahaha"
The teahouse burst into laughter again, and the street outside the door was also full of laughter.
Everyone was so happy that they were staggering, and tears flew straight.
The students even burst out laughing.
Li Wanhua laughed and cried!
He knew that he had lost the nickname of 'what the hell', and he would not want to take it off again during college.
Just like Lin Yang's "Virgin with Yellow Flowers", he will definitely accompany him through the rest of the university.
Thinking of this, while laughing, his belief in going back to school to clean up Qin Feng suddenly became stronger, and he must give this grandson some color!What a loss!
(End of this chapter)
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