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Chapter 318 "Night Journey"

Seeing Boss Hong's explanation, Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he immediately adjusted the speed, speeding up the progress of the performance, and Lin Yang followed suit.

The audience outside did not know about these changes, nor did most of the audience in the teahouse. Only a few cross talk performers felt it, but this did not affect the brilliance of the cross talk.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "This car is amazing!"

Lin Yang asked curiously: "What kind of stick?"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "We took the main road when we came here. Don't take the main road when we go back. The main road of the Fifth Ring Road is full of big cars. It's not a problem for us to go to Langfang with that car" bang"

Lin Yang sighed, "Hey! That's right."

"Hahaha"

There was a loud burst of laughter.

Okay!This time, you have gone far enough, and you are no longer like meat when you go to Langfang!
Qin Feng pointed to the side: "Let's take the side road"

Lin Yang nodded: "Take the path"

Qin Feng spread his hands helplessly: "There is a way to heaven if you don't go, and there is no way to hell to cast your own way."

Lin Yang questioned: "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "There is an old man on the side road, come over here."

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng had a panicked expression on his face: "Oh! The brake line collapsed."

Lin Yang shook his head dumbfoundingly: "What is a brake line? Do cars have brake lines?"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter exploded, shaking everyone's ears.

Anyone who has watched Qin Feng's cross talk "A Little Story of Journey to the West" and "A Dream of the West Expedition" completely broke down laughing at this time.

"Okay! Your car also has brake wires, and it also collapsed. It's so fucking funny!"

"The gate line of the plane collapsed before, and the foot brake was used, but the driver's thigh was worn down. What kind of brake are you going to use this time? Who are you going to cheat?"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! You're so good at nonsense!"

"This product is definitely the most loyal user of bicycles, and they can use the brakes!"

……

The two old gentlemen in the audience were so amused by this stalk that they almost turned over laughingly. While laughing and wiping away their tears, they kept sighing in their hearts.

What an eye opener!This cross talk is so wonderful, it can definitely be regarded as a new era classic!
They were full of admiration for Qin Feng's unconstrained imagination, but at the same time, they were confused. How did this kid figure out these burdens and jokes?
Three sentences is a burden, and most of them are new, never seen by others!

This is simply too scary and incredible, really worthy of a cross talk genius!

The two old gentlemen thought that they could not compare to Qin Feng. As far as they knew, there was no one in the cross talk circle in the country. Even in the entire history of cross talk development, such people were rare!
At this time, the idea of ​​weighing Qin Feng by the two old gentlemen has long since disappeared!
Even if Qin Feng's cross talk skills still have flaws, they have already surpassed all current cross talk artists, it's not his own ability to measure it!
Liu Yan and Gangzi had already gone crazy with laughter, Liu Yan lay on the table giggling and laughing, her whole body was limp and she had no strength left.

Gangzi laughed and went straight to the ground, tears and snot!

Everyone in the circle of friends is almost in the same state, watching the live broadcast one by one, laughing so hard that they can't stop!

Qin Feng stretched his head to the left and shouted loudly: "The window is opened, sir, don't move, please don't move,... bang!"

Lin Yang asked loudly in surprise: "Crash!"

"Hahaha" burst into laughter again.

People are going crazy with joy, this uncle is really unlucky!
Qin Feng grinned and waved his hand outwards: "Shoot the old man out, the old man is really agile, stand up, I told you not to move, aim at this!"

Lin Yang laughed unceasingly: "Hahaha, okay! As long as you move a little, you can avoid it!"

"Hahaha"

The audience in the teahouse and live broadcast burst into laughter.

Isn't it aiming!After shouting for a long time not to move, I finally bumped into it!

"clap clap"

"babble--!"

Along with laughter, applause and boos also burst out.

Qin Feng tremblingly stretched out his hand to help him: "I'm coming down quickly, are you okay, sir?...It's okay, it's okay, just pay me some money!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Extort some money"

Qin Feng stared at his eyes and said: "Don't you say it's all right? Once you said it's all right, he sat down, oops!"

Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing: "Hey! I even bumped into Pengci!"

Qin Feng had a weeping expression on his face: "Why are people's hearts like this? Sir, you can make a price.... [-]!"

Lin Yang exclaimed: "Oh——!"

Qin Feng's eyes widened in anger, and he stretched out a finger and said, "Ten thousand! I'll buy a plane at ten thousand!"

"Hahaha"

The scene in the teahouse suddenly burst into laughter.

You really have a big heart, you still want to buy a plane, it's too exaggerated!
Lin Yang waved his hands angrily: "I can't get there!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of eight: "You count, eighty cents a catty, buy some parts, save an airplane!"

Lin Yang shook his head and smiled, "What? You are too brave!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and said loudly: "No, it's just not, if you want money, you will die! No money! The old man is in a hurry, catch me, no, you can't leave without giving money, we will file a lawsuit"

Lin Yang added a word: "Yeah"

Qin Feng continued: "As soon as the two of us asked for money, the awkwardness in the car (girlfriend) freaked out, yo! I want money! Hit her seat and move it to me, bald..., drove away"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "She's pretty neat."

Qin Feng stretched out his finger and frowned, pointing non-stop: "Hey! This girl is so loyal!"

Lin Yang sighed and shook his head: "Hey! Is this loyalty?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Everyone burst out laughing, Director Zhang and Secretary Tong also laughed so hard.

At this moment, they understood why the people in the teahouse were laughing so wildly, and more and more people gathered outside, it was because the cross talk was so hilarious, it could make people laugh like crazy!

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "Pull the old man, I'll go to your place, run away, the old man got up from behind, chased after him, and ran in front of me in two steps."

As he spoke, he made a running posture, which was extremely vivid.

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Okay! Nothing happened"

Qin Feng said happily: "Hey! The uncle has passed, let's go this way. As soon as I turned around, the old man came back again, crossing the streets and alleys. I didn't panic to death after all this running."

Lin Yang nodded: "Hurry up and run!"

Qin Feng pointed forward: "Entering the alley, exiting the alley, I don't know who lifted the gutter cover, the gutter cover was placed beside it, such a big well mouth, I couldn't see well, I jumped up and down, and there was a thud, fell into the well."

There was constant laughter at the scene, and the sound became louder and louder. The teacup was about to burst.

Lin Yang sighed, "Yes! Look!"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "It's not bad, I'll wait here!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Wait."

Qin Feng smiled wryly: "It's too late, but it's too soon. The old man is here. If he is old, he still has good intentions. No matter how much he hates me, he walked up to him and stretched out his hand."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Did you get out?"

Qin Feng said with a mournful face: "Cover the cover!"

Lin Yang laughed loudly and said, "It deserves it!"

After saying this, the two laughed and took a step back, bowed to the audience, turned around and walked off the stage.

"Hahaha"

The loudest burst of laughter since the beginning of the talk almost overturned the entire teahouse.

"Good! It's wonderful!"

"Well said! Awesome"

The audience in the teahouse stood up and applauded and cheered for their wonderful performance.

The guys became the busiest people at this time, running back and forth among the guests at each table, counting the number of flower baskets put on by everyone.

After counting the flower basket numbers, it will definitely be a new kind of madness.

This is obviously what the two old gentlemen want to hear the most, even the flower baskets that Qin Feng and the others have received are far beyond the limits of the two old gentlemen's imagination.

This is a harvest day!

One day's income today is estimated to be worth two to three months' income in the past, how can we not make the two old gentlemen ecstatic!
These flower baskets have nothing to do with Qin Feng and the others, they are the income of the two old gentlemen. Qin Feng and Lin Yang stepped off the stage and immediately walked towards the two old gentlemen with a smile.

Both Zhang Dewen and Liu Xiangyuan stood up, smiling and looking at the two young boys in front of them, their eyes full of admiration.

These two may be the future of cross talk!

(End of this chapter)