love crazy entertainment life

Chapter 355

Do not hesitate!Qin Feng has the confidence to say this!
From the first day of talking about cross talk, he expected that this would happen today.

I don't have a teacher, and in the cross talk world, I don't have a family. If I want to get mixed up in this industry, I will encounter smashing kilns in all likelihood. Today, it's all trivial!
If Fengyun Society officially opens its doors for business, something more serious than this will definitely happen.

There are definitely not a few people who come to smash kilns, drive roads, and plan jobs.

Even more wicked, they will report false fire alarms, interrupt normal business, tarnish your reputation, make you unable to get along in this business, pack up and get out!

Since he intends to make a name for himself in this industry, and even change the status quo of cross talk, Qin Feng has already prepared for these situations, but it is not known to outsiders.

He has already started practicing Guankou in private, and he has won the most important Guankou, and there is no big problem with the uncommon ones.

For other cross talk actors, the most difficult thing for Guankou is to recite, it's too boring!It is no different from chanting scriptures, the rest are very simple, just speak smoothly and fast.

But in Qin Feng's case, reciting has become the simplest thing.

He doesn't need to recite at all, all the Guankou lines are printed in his mind, he just needs to read it out quickly, as long as he exercises his speaking speed, the pronunciation of Mandarin is accurate and he can live!
That's why he dared to say anything in today's situation!
In addition to being confident, he has another meaning, and he is going to show off his skills to everyone in the cross talk world.

Don't think that buddies can only play new cross talk, the basic skills of cross talk actors are just as unambiguous as buddies!

There is also a warning.

In the future, the Fengyun Society will open for business. If that person wants to play tricks and come to smash the kiln, it is best to weigh your own level first and see if it is mine!
Don't come here to smash the scene at that time, but make yourself ashamed and unable to see people!

Besides, he had other considerations in agreeing to Dai Yushan's request.

That is to take this opportunity to add a bit of aura to myself. When I meet with Tianjin crosstalk actors in the afternoon, I will have more confidence and speak more weight.

After Qin Feng's words fell, Dai Yushan was stunned for a moment, and then his heart burst into flames.

"Okay! The tone is so loud, let your mouth speak! You are the only one who dares to say this in the cross talk world! I want to see if you have the strength and capital to say this.

If not, then I'm sorry, you have to leave Jinmen in disgrace today, and you don't need to mention anything else!Take it, you brat who knows nothing about heights and depths! "

These thoughts flashed through his mind, and then he cupped his hands at Qin Feng and said:
"Great! Have courage! Since Mr. Qin is so confident, then I'm not going to be polite. Let me introduce the name of the dish that everyone is most familiar with, please!"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand to invite, and then waited for Qin Feng to start performing with a smile on his face.

But the look of contempt that flashed in his eyes from time to time showed that he didn't think Qin Feng could perform the name of the dish.

After Dai Yushan's words fell, the scene immediately boiled. The audience was so excited that they looked at Qin Feng on the stage and waited for his name of the dish.

here we go!Show off your skills!So much fun!

Qin Feng and Lin Yang's family members, friends, and classmates in front of the TV were all nervous and excited.

Everyone knows Qin Feng, since he dared to agree, he must have a plan in his heart, and now he can really see his unique skills!

People in the cross talk industry are also very excited, and finally see the real chapter!

At the same time, each of them was somewhat dissatisfied.

Yes, we can't write a new cross talk that is as good as yours, the performance is not as exciting as yours, and we are not as popular as you, making a lot of money!
However, I don't believe that you can take all the good things, and I don't believe that you, a wild way of becoming a monk, can compare us in the basic skills of cross talk.

Just watch, today is the time for you to fall into the sand!It's time for us to vent our sulking!
Hearing Dai Yushan's prick, Qin Feng laughed immediately.

Could not be more familiar!The first one to practice is it!

Mr. Dai still understands me, this is to make my buddy popular again!

"Report the name of the dish! No problem, but I don't know which edition Mr. Dai wants to hear? The big newspaper or the small newspaper?"

Seeing Qin Feng's self-confidence, Dai Yushan's heart skipped a beat.

"It's broken! This kid really knows it, right? Got it! Let me make it more difficult!"

Thinking of this, he immediately replied with a smile:

"Since it's reported, let's make it all the same, Mr. Qin, how about a big report?"

"hiss--!"

Lin Yang and many other cross talk actors gasped when they heard this.

This big newspaper is not simple, with a total of 204 dishes, while the small newspaper only has 108 dishes, and there are even fewer.

There are very few crosstalk actors who can report the names of dishes, and most of them are tabloids, and those who can report big newspapers can be said to be rare!
Dai Yushan actually asked Qin Feng to report, it's a bit too much!How much hatred is there, do you need such a cruel hand?

Thinking of this, Lin Yang's eyes became a little unkind!Be wary of Dai Yushan too!
Qin Feng clasped his fists indifferently, and immediately began to perform.

"Mr. Dai, I haven't prepared any decent gifts when I first arrived in your place. Let me treat you to a meal!"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "That's right! What would you like to eat, Mr. Dai?"

Qin Feng said with a smile:

"I invite you to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauce chicken, bacon, stewed assorted pieces, stewed goose, pheasant .

Yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised rice eel, black bean catfish, pot-roasted carp, rotten soft-shelled turtle, fried carp, fried paired shrimp, soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausages, stewed jackdaw Children, sesame butter rolls, fried fresh mushrooms, fried fish preserves, fried fish maws, fried fish slices,..."

At the beginning, Qin Feng's speech speed was relatively slow. After reporting about ten dishes, he had already picked up the speed, like a cannonball, time after time... and reported more than 40 dishes in one go.

The speed of speech, the clarity of the voice, and the smooth connection are jaw-dropping!
The audience was completely dumbfounded, is this still human?Mouth or machine gun?It's so awesome!
Dai Yushan and all other cross talk actors were stunned at this moment.

This also works?Aren't you from Yeluzi?How come they are more professional than those of us with mentors!Just kidding!

Lin Yang was so shocked that he couldn't find the north, he looked at Qin Feng in disbelief, as if he only knew him today!
Although Qin Feng has not finished the report, everyone understands that Qin Feng has passed this test!

The paragraph just reported is enough to instantly kill 90.00% of cross talk actors.

His basic skills can be said to be impeccable!No one can find fault with it.

Dai Yushan's face became very exciting, red and white, and he felt embarrassing in the eyes of the surrounding audience.

Mistake!It should be changed to another mouth, I don't believe he can do anything else!
Of course, he wasn't desperate. After all, Qin Feng hadn't finished reporting, so he might make mistakes later on!
All the actors in the mainstream cross talk circle in Beijing looked at the TV screen in shock, and everyone had dull and incredulous expressions on their faces.

The group of people who were gloating just now are completely silent now.

They never expected that Qin Feng's performance would be so exaggerated, the face hurts so much!
The Jinmen cross talk circle was also shocked, but they were a little better, they didn't feel like they were being slapped in the face, they just kept marveling at Qin Feng's solid basic skills.

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Liu in Beijing fell into a daze from the very beginning. Both of them were staring at the TV. They couldn't believe that the eloquent and powerful person in it was Qin Feng.

Qin Feng's relatives, friends, classmates, and family members were naturally jubilant and cheering.

At the same time, the live and live broadcast audiences have been completely blown up.

"Damn, it's awesome! It's like a machine gun"

"Good! Wonderful! This is real skill!"

"Kneel down, buddy completely kneels down to Qin Feng!"

"Those who are going to watch Qin Feng make a fool of himself are idiots! This fellow loves to slap people in the face the most!"

"Hahaha, I really want to know how much psychological shadow the buddy at the scene has!"

……

Everyone was shocked, but Qin Feng didn't stop at all. He still reported the name of the dish quickly and accurately like a machine gun shot:

"Fried sauce, deep-fried pork ribs, steamed scallops, sugar-fried rice, mixed chicken shreds, mixed belly shreds, assorted tofu, assorted diced children, bad duck, fried fish fillets, fried crab meat, fried crab meat, braised Crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon, smoked duck feet,..."

Crackling, there are dozens of dishes, none of them are repeated, and none of them report errors!
All the audience on the live and live broadcast, including the cross talk actors, were all stunned!
Dai Yushan's face was already extremely ugly, and shame and anger flashed in his eyes.

I'm going to be slapped in the face today, and it's very ruthless, but who is to blame?Didn't they all ask for it!
"clap clap"

"Good! Great!"

Applause and applause began to sound like a tsunami, resounding through the entire Ancient Culture Street.

The audience was driven crazy by Qin Feng's dazzling performance. Everyone applauded loudly, and the slaps were even redder, but no one stopped. Everyone was venting their emotions wantonly.

Those foreigners at the scene were also dizzy from the shock.

There are so many dishes in China!Most of them have never even heard of it, let alone eaten it.

The people living here are so lucky and good at eating!

Thinking of the miserable scene of no more than [-] dishes in their own country, these foreigners suddenly have the idea of ​​​​living here for a long time and are reluctant to leave.

At the same time, they looked at Qin Feng on the stage, their eyes were full of disbelief.

Why is his memory so good?I can remember so many dishes!The speaking speed is too fast!It's almost like a Gatling gun that never stops!
This is not the end, Qin Feng is still reporting the name of the dish quickly, and a series of mouth-watering dish names spewed out from his mouth.

"Steamed three kinds of rice, fried three kinds of rice, fried curly fruit, stewed sandan, stewed sour swallow, stewed silver shreds, stewed white offal, boiled knots, stewed knots, fried hydrangea, three delicacies shark's fin, chestnut chicken , boiled carp, sauced crucian carp, live diamond carp, salted duck, chicken,..."

The applause swept across the entire Ancient Culture Street like a storm, and everyone was clapping and cheering wildly.

The eyes of the cross talk actors almost flew out of their eyes, and at the same time they were looking forward to the follow-up part even more.

Because at this point, the tabloid's dishes are all over, and after that is the big newspaper.

Few people in the cross talk circle can win this. If there is one, only the masters of the cross talk family have this unique skill!
At the end of the tabloid, Qin Feng paused, and then immediately connected.

Immediately, another section of famous Chinese dishes spewed out, rushing into the ears of every audience.

"Braised umbilical belly, stewed amaranth, fried belly kernels, salted elbow flowers, roasted pig's trotters, mixed rice, stewed dumplings, roasted liver tips, roasted fat intestines, burned heart, burned lungs, roasted purple lids ,

……

Stir-fried crab, boiled dajia, stir-fried meat and vegetables, assorted kudzu rice, sole, eight generations of fish, sea crucian carp, yellow croaker, shad, octopus, grilled sea cucumber, grilled bird's nest, grilled chicken legs"

The names of the dishes in the big newspaper were presented one by one rapidly, and there was still no repetition or omission.

All the cross talk actors are completely convinced, and no one has any doubts about Qin Feng's cross talk skills. Even those who hate Qin Feng's immortality have to be convinced on this point!
Dai Yushan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He knew that he was a big loser today!
"Clap clap clap..."

The applause at the scene became more and more crazy, and the cheers pierced the sky.

It was the last paragraph, Qin Feng changed his tone, and then repeated the name of the last paragraph of the dish:
"Chrysanthemum pot, miscellaneous stew pot, boiled pasta pot, diced meat in hot sauce, fried shredded pork, fried pork slices, stewed sauerkraut, stewed cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, boiled edamame, fried cowpea, plus pickled kohlrabi.

After eating these North and South dishes, I have to ask, Mr. Dai, are you still satisfied? "

Dai Yushan's face was dark and purple, but he had to deal with Qin Feng.

I saw him squeeze out a smile with difficulty, nodded to Qin Feng to express his approval, and gave a thumbs up to express his appreciation.

Qin Feng nodded, then smiled and cupped his fists.

"what--!"

The boos were loud and everyone was applauding his brilliant performance.

And Dai Yushan has already turned around and left quickly.

Although Qin Feng asked him to do a few passages, it was completely unnecessary.

The name of this newspaper dish says it all, the memory is extraordinary and refined, and the eloquence is extremely smooth, this is a veritable cross talk genius!

Seeing Dai Yushan leave, Qin Feng and Lin Yang clasped their hands together, then turned and walked backstage.

Behind them, there was applause and endless cheers!
(End of this chapter)