love crazy entertainment life

Chapter 87

"You really embarrass Peking University! How long has it been since you had enough?"

Qin Feng, who walked out of the restaurant, felt amused when he thought of Lei Xiaoyang's performance at the dinner table.

Lei Xiaoyang, who was full of food, said contentedly:

"What's so embarrassing, food is the paramount necessity of the people! What's wrong with Peking University? You have to eat too. Besides, it's probably the only time I was in college when I was in this kind of high-end restaurant, and with you like that The big dog pays the bill, so if I don’t enjoy it to the fullest, who am I to blame?”

"Look at you so worthless, don't say we know each other, I can't afford to lose that person!"

"It doesn't matter, as long as the buddies know you, Qin Feng, now that the meal is over, shouldn't we have some entertainment next? How about singing?
You call some beautiful girls from school over, let's have a good time, after singing, you can go to take a bath, get a massage or something, is this called life!The night is so beautiful, going back to the dormitory to chat nonsense is a waste of life"

Qin Feng and the others looked at the beaming Lei Xiaoyang in surprise.

"How can a person be so shameless, this guy is just a beast in human skin!"

Gangzi also booed:

"You can have this. If you don't have some fun, how will you spend this long night?"

Seeing Lei Xiaoyang's cheap smile, Qin Feng really wanted to go up and give her a kick, and directly stepped on her five sense organs.

"There is your uncle! Hurry up! Go back to each house, each find each mother, why should you go! Lei Xiaoyang, why don't you ride a bike for me, no matter how much money you have in your pocket, you can't hold your grandson so much.

There are a lot of things to do when I go back!And sing!entertainment!If it weren't for Lei Xiaoyang, you and Gangzi could hug each other for fun, and we can pretend we didn't see it, but this is possible! "

"Hahaha"

Lin Yang and the others laughed.

Then they all looked at Lei Xiaoyang and Gangzi standing together with deep eyes.

As soon as the laughter fell, the two grandsons jumped away in an instant, and then looked at each other warily. Lei Xiaoyang pointed at Gangzi and said:

"Just to make a statement, my buddy only likes beautiful women, and my sexual orientation is normal. If you like men, you can go as far as I want in the future. If you dare to approach my buddy, I will give you a discount on all three of your legs."

Gangzi was so angry that his face turned purple, pointed at Lei Xiaoyang and cursed:
"Grandson! You only like men! I like beautiful women!"

"Hahaha"

Seeing the two guys guarding against each other, Qin Feng and the others suddenly burst into laughter.

Not long after returning to school, after making an appointment, Qin Feng sent Lei Xiaoyang away and asked him to prepare the tickets and deliver them before the performance. He and Lin Yang immediately started rehearsing cross talk, and went directly to Peking University to perform on weekends. .

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Wednesday morning.

Just after six.

Bedroom.

Lin Yang and the others were still sleeping, and Qin Feng opened the door and walked in.

"Lazy pig, wake up!"

He walked to Lin Yang's bed and lifted Lin Yang's quilt directly.

"Qin Feng, it's your uncle! It's only what time, you just ran over"

Lin Yang woke up immediately from the cold, opened his eyes and cursed.

"Hurry up, I have something to do, you guys have to go to class in a while, buddy is going to practice with the band, when will you come now? Besides, it's time to get up, buddy has finished running, you lazy pigs are still sleeping"

"Are you sick? Why do you wake up earlier than chickens now? You still run, I don't remember you having this bad habit! It's so good to sleep in the morning, it's stupid to go for a run!"

Lin Yang cursed as he got out of bed, while the rest of them were still fast asleep.

"Fatty Lin, you're lazy if you're going to die. It's time to run. Otherwise, Cong Shan thinks you're too fat and kicks you. You won't even cry."

"Get out, can you wait for me to order!"

After Lin Yang cursed, he took the washbasin and got up to wash up.

Ten minutes later, Lin Yang returned to the dormitory, wiped his face and sat opposite Qin Feng.

"Tell me, what's the matter with you?"

Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and sent Lin Yang a WeChat message.

"This is a new passage I saved last night. I originally wanted to use it at the Peking University gala, but I was afraid that the time would be too short for you to memorize it, so I used it for the live broadcast at the end of the month. A section was performed at Peking University, you should familiarize yourself with this section first, and try to memorize it as soon as possible, there is not much time.”

"This is killing people! In such a short period of time, I asked my brother to memorize a new passage. My brother has never memorized anything like this in the college entrance examination. No, you have to pay more!"

Lin Yang complained while opening WeChat to check the new cross talk.

"Fuck off, add more money, dreaming! Those guys made a lot of determination and reluctantly took it out, and it will be halved directly!"

"How dare you reduce it! Be careful buddy is playing with you, that's my son's milk powder money"

"With your fat body, can you give birth to a son?"

"Go to hell! You can't bear a son!"

After teasing each other, Lin Yang began to read the new cross talk carefully.

Lin Yang laughed out loud in less than five seconds.

After laughing out loud, he realized that the rest of them were still asleep, so he quickly covered his mouth with his hands, suppressing the laughter.

After looking at the phone a few more times, Lin Yang stretched out his hand and punched Qin Feng directly, and said with a small smile:

"How is your brain so long, you can think of such nonsense, it's so funny!"

"How about it, Fatty Lin, isn't this episode good? It's not bad at all compared to the previous episodes of cross talk"

Lin Yang's face blossomed into a smile, he kept nodding and said:

"It's not only good, it's a lot of burdens from the beginning, one joke after another, it's great!"

"How about it, just this cross talk, it will definitely amuse all the audience to death, and make those men's football players and fans mad."

Lin Yang looked at the phone without moving his eyes, and when he heard Qin Feng's words, he replied without raising his head:

"Yes, absolutely. As far as this cross talk is concerned, no matter where it is said, it will definitely be a hit. I am a little worried. If this cross talk is broadcast, the men's football team will not come to our door to beat us! From now on we will Is it appropriate to have a complete feud with the men's football team?"

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang on the shoulder confidently:

"Don't worry, buddy has a good idea. Besides, do you think it's not a deadly enmity now? Since it's already like this, then give him some ruthlessness. The gang of trash snacks, buddies have long disliked them, why don't you scold them , buddy is not going well, as long as we don't name names, they can bite me!"

"You are so generous! Alright! For the sake of money, buddy will go all out. When someone comes to beat us, you have to stand up, buddy will definitely run away."

Lin Yang shrank his neck and said.

"Look at how cowardly you are, don't worry, they won't go to school to find trouble, one is to consider the impact, and the other is that they also know the appeal of their buddies at school, I guess they don't have the guts"

"I think Xuan, the men's football team is a bunch of real hooligans, maybe they are really daring!"

"That buddy is not afraid, soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, who is afraid of whom!"

"Okay! Then we'll see which of you is more rascal!"

Lin Yang finished watching the whole cross talk very quickly, and the laughter never stopped during the period.

Hao Jun and the others were all awakened by the laughter, and they all opened their eyes and began to curse.

"Fatty Lin, you are giggling ass, why don't you let people sleep?"

"That's right, Fatty Lin, are you having sex dreams, your laughter is so obscene"

……

Several people sat up from the bed laughing and cursing, and were a little surprised to see Qin Feng was there.

Qin Feng didn't wait for the goods to be damaged, and immediately said:

"Everyone get up, I invite everyone to have breakfast, I have something to tell you"

"Okay! There's nothing to be courteous about, it's either rape or robbery, just watch! It's definitely not a good thing"

After Gangzi finished speaking, he took the washbasin to wash up, and the rest of the people had the same expressions and movements.

After 15 minutes, everyone cleaned up, and Qin Feng began to talk about things:

"My buddy is not at school all day today, and I have to practice with the band. Brothers help me keep an eye on the situation on the Internet. It is still the same sentence, there must always be my voice on the Internet. You will give Dapeng and the others a few sailors also say "

"No problem, we'll come back and watch after class, Dapeng can just make a phone call, don't worry"

Hearing this, Hao Jun and the others nodded in agreement.

"Qin Feng, how do you plan to respond to those posts and remarks that attack you today"

Li Wanhua asked.

Qin Feng didn't hesitate, and immediately replied:
"Still yesterday's old method, posting the record! Let's disgust them with the shameful record played by the men's football team. This trick is the most effective. The men's football team and men's football fans are absolutely speechless."

"Still using this trick! Isn't it a bit old?"

Gangzi asked suspiciously.

"It doesn't matter. This is called a new trick and eats it all over the world. This is the best way to disgust men's football. They can't refute it at all. Remember this and tell Dapeng and them. Don't use foul language. After all, men's football is a national We can’t leave any excuses for the brand name team, just post the record, no matter what kind of posts and remarks, use this trick to deal with them, there is nothing more lethal than this.”

"You are too hurt. These records are definitely scandals that the men's football team will never want to mention in their entire lives. As a result, you are shaking all over the world. The men's football team can't help but hate you to death. It's too bad!"

"Hahaha"

Several people laughed out loud.

"Okay, let's not talk about the men's football gang, let's have breakfast!"

Qin Feng laughed a few times, and then called everyone to have breakfast together.

A new day officially begins.

(End of this chapter)