love crazy entertainment life

Chapter 92

"Lin Yang, go backstage, it's time for us to play now"

Qin Feng stood up, let go of Liu Yan's hand, greeted Lin Yang, and walked backstage.

Lin Yang got up and followed behind.

The students in the auditorium immediately became excited when they saw the actions of Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

"It's time for Qin Feng and the others to rehearse, maybe there will be a good show to watch!"

"Why are you so excited! The rehearsal is just a formality, not a formal performance?"

"Others can go through the motions, but Qin Feng and the others can't. After finally catching a scene, we have to let him say something"

"This can be. When they come on stage, everyone shouts together, let him say a paragraph first"

"agree!"

……

This proposal was immediately responded by most people, and everyone was waiting for Qin Feng and the others to play.

The auditorium was almost full at this time, and most of them were boys.

A lot of people came here just now to help, and there was no fight. It's not bad to watch a free show.

It didn't take long for everyone to wait. Qin Feng and the others entered the backstage two or three minutes before appearing on the stage.

The preparations for this performance were very thorough. When Qin Feng and Lin Yang came on stage, they were both dressed in blue Tang suits, very old-fashioned, with fans in their hands. Since it was a rehearsal, the cross talk stage was not brought up.

"clap clap"

There was warm applause as soon as they appeared on the scene.

At the same time, there are many mobile phones taking pictures, and the flashes are blinking continuously.

Of course, there are also people who don't like him.

When the sticks saw Qin Feng appearing on the stage, they booed immediately, but the voices of only a dozen or so of them were completely drowned out by the huge applause at the scene.

Walking to the middle of the stage, Qin Feng raised his fists to the audience and said with a smile:

"Thank you for your applause, now it's just a rehearsal and going through the motions, let's not talk about cross talk, let's save the applause until the evening"

After he finished speaking, he planned to step down with Lin Yang, when the students on the scene started shouting.

"Qin Feng, let's go for a while, many buddies come to help you punch, you can't let everyone run for nothing, right?"

"Yes, let me tell you a little bit, next time my buddy will help you"

"Come on!"

……

Hearing these shouts, Qin Feng stopped immediately, looked at Lin Yang and asked:

"Would you like to come for a while?"

Lin Yang smiled.

"You decide, I'm flattering, anything goes!"

"Okay, let's go for a while. After all, we are brothers who fight side by side. It's really inappropriate for people to make a trip for nothing."

After speaking, Qin Feng turned around and walked to the edge of the stage, and said to the audience:

"Since everyone is strongly requesting, let's have a paragraph to thank you for your generous help, but everyone has to wait for the meeting, you have to prepare a microphone and a stage, just two or three minutes"

"clap clap"

Hearing that Qin Feng promised to talk about a cross talk, the scene immediately burst into applause.

"it is good!"

The applause continued.

The news spread quickly, and many people on Peking University and on the Internet were extremely happy.

"I didn't expect to hear a new cross talk instead of seeing a fight. It's so worth it"

"I'm really looking forward to it, I don't know what to say?"

"Can it be nice to add temporarily?"

"Don't worry, since Qin Feng is so confident, he must have a well-thought-out plan, it's not bad!"

……

Some people in the cross talk world also noticed the news, and immediately called friends and began to pay attention to Qin Feng's performance.

"Teacher Gu, look online, Qin Feng wants to say something new"

"Didn't he fight with Bangzi just now? Why did he talk about cross talk again so soon?"

"The fight didn't work out, Bangzi was scared! This is a temporary joke added during the rehearsal"

"Oh! Then I'll take a look and see what tricks he can do"

……

"Er Fatty, go online, Qin Feng wants to tell a new joke, this is the link..."

"Got it, I'll take a look"

……

"Xu San, Qin Feng talked about cross talk at Peking University, check it online"

"Come on! I don't know what's the joke about this guy?"

……

In addition, many people are paying attention to this sudden performance.

Qin Feng's classmates, friends, family, teachers, and of course many enemies.

Everyone was a little surprised, but also a little looking forward to it. I don't know what kind of performance Qin Feng will bring to everyone this time.

……

The prep work was quick, it was ready in less than 2 minutes.

After the students who set up the scene left, Qin Feng and Lin Yang went to stand behind the cross talk stage, ready to start.

The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone was waiting for their new jokes.

But then there was a sudden booing.

Qin Feng looked up, and it turned out that the sticks were making trouble, but he didn't care.

The students at the scene quit, and everyone stared angrily at the gangsters who made a fuss, and they had the momentum to step forward and beat them up if they disagreed.

The sticks saw the angry expressions of the students around them, so they wisely chose to die down.

The auditorium was quiet again.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and clapped his palms, and said into the microphone:
"Since everyone is so enthusiastic about asking us to say something, let's do it, but we can only say a few words. After all, it's rehearsal time, so we can't delay others, right?"

Hearing what Qin Feng said, Lin Yang immediately understood that it must be a new one.

But Lin Yang wasn't worried. After all, he had a solid foundation in making jokes, and the jokes weren't too long, so it shouldn't be difficult to deal with.

"babble--!"

Everyone started to cooperate immediately.

After a little tidying up the stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang started this temporary encore.

Finding the joke to say in his mind, then Qin Feng put the fan on the stage, looked at the audience and said:
"Good afternoon, everyone"

Lin Yang continued: "Good afternoon everyone"

Qin Feng clasped his fists together, and bowed to many students under the stage:

"Thank you very much for coming to help me, thank you all"

"clap clap"

Warm applause rang out.

Qin Feng straightened up and scanned the audience around the stage: "There are so many people here, and the seats are almost full."

Lin Yang nodded: "It's a lot."

Qin Feng supported the cross talk stage with one hand, and said in a relaxed state: "Since it is not a formal performance, there is no need to introduce yourself, everyone must know us"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang smiled and nodded.

Qin Feng continued: "Today, there are not only our classmates from Peking University, but also some friends from South Korea."

Speaking of which, Qin Feng pointed to the sticks in the auditorium.

"babble--!"

Everyone at the scene started to boo wildly.

Everyone booed and complained in their hearts:

"Since when did the stick become your friend? Has anyone entertained a friend with a fire extinguisher?"

The sticks in the audience sat with livid faces, and the translator quickly translated Qin Feng's words to them.

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng, a little surprised, he didn't understand why he brought these sticks in, but he habitually put in a false word, and waited for the next sentence.

When the boos were slightly reduced, Qin Feng continued: "Don't look at the conflicts I had with these Korean friends just now, but in fact, I still have a good impression of Koreans."

Lin Yang laughed and said: "Really, I really didn't see it!"

"babble--!"

The scene was booed again.

People watching the live broadcast shook their heads in disbelief.

Liu Yan and the others laughed softly in the audience.

Obviously no one believed Qin Feng's words.

Qin Feng smiled and pointed at the audience: "Don't believe it, it's true, I really have a Korean friend"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "Do you still have Korean friends?"

Qin Feng looks like recalling the past: "Last summer vacation, I met a prince from Korea"

Lin Yang asked in surprise: "Is there a prince in Korea?"

Qin Feng nodded his head very positively: "Yes, this prince's name is Park (whore) lifetime"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter.

All the students at the scene were almost obsessed with the name Reggio.

The boys all looked at Qin Feng and burst into laughter, while the girls all blushed and lowered their heads and laughed, and kept scolding Qin Feng.

"What a stinking hooligan, so shameless!"

Liu Yan and the others were all laughing, and Ye Xiaotong said to Liu Yan while laughing:

"What kind of boyfriend did you find! It's a complete stinky hooligan"

People who watched the webcast burst into laughter, and many burst out laughing.

"It's too bad! What a poisonous mouth, I laughed to death"

"Fun, this name is absolutely perfect!"

"Pu He whore, how did you come up with this idea? Too big a brain!"

“It’s funny, I think Koreans are going to be in trouble”

……

Everyone in the cross talk world was also amused by Qin Feng's words.

Everyone didn't expect Qin Feng to make fun of Korean surnames. After laughing, everyone said: only you are so unscrupulous and dare to do this!
All the people watching the live broadcast were laughing, even Qin Feng's enemies.

……

The stick in the auditorium was already pale, looking at Qin Feng, he wished he could eat him.

Lin Yang was stunned for a while, then smiled and said: "This co-author has never been idle all my life!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

Qin Feng went on to say solemnly: "His Royal Highness Park (whore) lifetime prince of South Korea came to China with his father, the old emperor, Mr. Park (whoring) Renmeng, and grandfather Mr. Park (whoring) whoring."

"Hahaha"

The scene was completely laughing like crazy.

The live audience also laughed to death.

"Pu (whoring) life, Park (whoring) is fierce, Park (whoring) whoring is fun, how did this guy think of these names, I laughed so hard"

"Qin Feng offended the Koreans to death!"

"It's such a knife mouth. Koreans can't hate this guy after seeing this cross talk!"

……

Lin Yang nodded and smiled helplessly: "Yes! This family is all of the same virtue!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter continued.

The faces of the sticks below were as black as the bottom of a pot, and they looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang one by one, with fire in their eyes.

Qin Feng calmly looked at the sticks that were about to explode in anger and continued: "After getting acquainted with His Royal Highness, I learned a lot of knowledge and started to study Korea."

Lin Yang asked with surprise: "Oh! Is there anything worth studying in Korea?"

Qin Feng had an admiring expression on his face: "I found that South Korea is still very good!"

Lin Yang: "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng curled his lips and said, "Good things are all from Korea."

Lin Yang continued: "What?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "What? As long as it is good, it is Korean"

"babble--!"

The audience booed him.

Lin Yang waited for the booing to subside, and asked, "Tell me?"

Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang: "Is there a saying, the world belongs to us, the world belongs to you, and sooner or later the world belongs to Koreans"

Lin Yang stared: "Who said that!"

Qin Feng continued to make losses: "The Koreans are proud and amazing"

Lin Yang added a word: "Ah"

Qin Feng pointed upwards with his hand: "Recently, I got a manned rocket, and I heard that it will go to the sun."

The scene laughed again.

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, paused for a moment, frowned and raised his finger: "That's not burned to death, then up there"

Qin Feng nodded: "They go at night"

"Hahaha"

There was a loud laugh.

The audience in front of the computer and at the scene burst into laughter.

Lin Yang said with a smile: "This will not delay work!"

Qin Feng nodded and said with a smile: "Come back to eat breakfast and go to work."

"Hahaha" the laughter never stopped.

Those sticky faces at the scene were already black and purple.

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hands: "Hey! I've never heard of it!"

Qin Feng said solemnly: "It is said that the great people are all Koreans"

Lin Yang asked, "Who is it?"

Qin Feng stretched out his fingers and said: "The Tathagata Buddha is Korean"

Lin Yang: "Hey!"

Qin Feng: "Jesus is Korean"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng: "Kong Shengren is a Korean"

Lin Yang: "Ah"

Qin Feng broke off the last finger: "Sun Wukong is Korean"

Lin Yang said in surprise, "Oh!"

Qin Feng continued: "This must be correct"

Lin Yang asked strangely, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng patted his palms: "Monkey King uses a stick!"

"Hahaha"

The hilarious laughter broke out again, and everyone couldn't sit still.

"it is good!"

Followed by a burst of applause.

The audience in front of the computer applauded continuously.

"The mouth is too poisonous, this guy must never go to Korea in the future, he must be beaten to death!"

"I can't live anymore, I'm too good at nonsense"

"Wonderful! It just made me laugh"

……

Everyone in the cross talk world was also laughing, and at the same time everyone felt heavy in their hearts.

From Qin Feng, they saw the shadow of traditional cross talk, not the cross talk they performed on stage these years.

The enthusiasm of the live and online audiences has already shown who is more popular, and this seems to be a way for cross talk.

After laughing out loud, many people in the cross talk world began to think about Qin Feng's performance mode.

……

After hearing Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang couldn't help laughing.

There was continuous applause and applause at the scene.

After understanding the meaning of Qin Feng's words, the sticks stood up angrily and stared at Qin Feng on the stage.

Qin Feng didn't take it seriously at all, he stood on the stage and looked at these sticks with a smile on his lips.

Lin Yang stopped laughing, and continued to lay the groundwork: "Is this how to explain?"

Qin Feng withdrew his gaze and said, "Many things were invented by Koreans."

Lin Yang: "Tell me!"

Qin Feng began to count his fingers again: "Dragon Boat Festival, invented by Koreans"

"Hey—" There were boos everywhere.

Lin Yang added a word: "Hey"

Qin Feng broke off his second finger: "Calligraphy, invented by Koreans"

Lin Yang: "Hehe"

Qin Feng snapped another finger: "Soymilk, invented by Koreans"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng continued to point his fingers: "Chinese medicine, invented by Koreans"

"babble--!"

The booing grew louder.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Is this invented by the Koreans?"

Qin Feng lengthened his tone: "Yes——!"

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "Then what did the Chinese invent?"

Qin Feng leaned on the cross talk stand with one hand and said with a smile: "The Chinese invented the Koreans."

Lin Yang raised his head and laughed loudly: "Hahaha"

Then Qin Feng gestured to Lin Yang, and it was over.

Lin Yang understood immediately, and the two took a step back together, and bowed to the audience, ending the hilarious impromptu performance.

"Hahaha"

The laughter in the arena was deafening.

"Good! Great!"

The applause pierced through the sky.

A few impulsive Bangzi wanted to rush to the stage, ready to beat Qin Feng and Lin Yang, but they were all stopped by their teacher.

Rushing up to trouble Qin Feng now is undoubtedly courting death. There are so many fresh-blooded Peking University students present!
In desperation, these sticks could only grit their teeth and stare at Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

People who watched the live broadcast on the Internet were also bursting into laughter at this time.

"It's so funny, it's called cross talk"

"After watching this episode, I am looking forward to the evening performance even more, it will definitely be more exciting"

"Qin Feng is trying to make himself an enemy of South Korea! Awesome!"

"I can only say this passage, absolutely!"

……

(End of this chapter)