Loli fierce and cute: BOSS, stand against the wall!

Chapter 711 Murder husband
Staring at the sticky ball in the rice cooker, which could not be called rice at all, Zhou Shijie was stunned.

Is this... porridge or rice?
If it is porridge, it is obvious that there is less water, and if it is rice, there are still blisters on it...

"What's the matter, senior?" Guan Xiaodi asked in puzzlement when Zhou Shijie was analyzing the pot of rice.

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay." Zhou Shijie smiled, picked up the spoon and dug out a spoonful of rice with some difficulty, but... the spoonful of rice fell back halfway before it was poured into the bowl, and digging again, it was still the same In the end, Zhou Shijie had no choice but to carefully serve Guan Xiaodi a small bowl of rice with the bowl and spoon, and then his own.

Seeing her masterpiece, Guan Xiaodi was also a little embarrassed. As a girl, it's really embarrassing that she can't do housework.

"The first one...the rice cooker in my house...all add water according to the measuring cup, so..."

"It's very good. I like this kind of rice. It's too dry and choking. It's too thin to make you hungry. This kind of rice is just right."

Before Guan Xiaodi finished speaking, Zhou Shijie interrupted her. She agreed to pretend to be a girlfriend out of friendship, and now she took the initiative to cook, so there is no reason to be picky.

Hearing that Zhou Shijie liked it, Guan Xiaodi's embarrassment disappeared, and he said happily, "Since the senior likes it, I will cook this kind of meal every day from now on!"

Zhou Shijie...

If you eat this kind of meal every day, you might as well order takeaway.

She smiled perfunctorily, "Eat quickly, and rest early after eating."

"Well, senior, you can eat too." The senior liked the first time he made the meal. Guan Xiaodi was in a great mood. Just as he was about to put the celery with a chopstick into his bowl, he turned around halfway and sent it to Zhou Shijie. bowl.

"This celery is good for your health, seniors should eat more."

"Oh, thank you, you can eat too." Zhou Shijie nodded politely, then picked up the celery that Guan Xiaodi sent to the bowl and put it in the mouth...

smell……

No comment for now, but this... are you sure it's celery and not potatoes?
It’s not too much to describe celery as “melt in your mouth” right?
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When Zhou Shijie was eating celery, Guan Xiaodi kept looking at him, like a primary school student waiting for the teacher's praise.

just one by one
What is the meaning of the distressed look on the senior's face?Is it hard to eat?According to what she found on the Internet, after "blanching" the celery with hot water, she only stir-fried it a few times before it came out of the pan.

"Is it hard to eat?" Guan Xiaodi couldn't help asking.

He cooks for himself with good intentions, and he is a girl, how can Zhou Shijie tell the truth, and bowed his lips politely, "No, it tastes very good."

taste good?

It seems that the senior was amazed by the dishes he cooked just now.

Guan Xiaodi picked up a few chopsticks of celery and gave it to Zhou Shijie, "Since it tastes good, senior, eat more. From now on, I will cook fried pork with celery for senior every day."

Looking at the hills piled up in the bowl, Zhou Shijie thought of a word, murder her husband!

No, it was the murder of the senior.

Seeing Zhou Shijie staring at his job and refusing to eat, Guan Xiaodi was puzzled, "Senior, why don't you eat?"

"Oh, eat, eat," Zhou Shijie forced a smile, picked up celery one by one like taking medicine, and then simply picked up all the remaining celery and stuffed it into the mouth, "Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain ", simply eat all at once, so as not to suffer.

Zhou Shijie's performance made Guan Xiaodi more sure that the dishes he cooked were to his liking, so he poked a small mouthful of rice with chopsticks, "Senior, let's try the steamed fish."

Because he had already used chopsticks, Guan Xiaodi didn't help Zhou Shijie pick up vegetables anymore.

Even if she didn't say it, Zhou Shijie wanted to change his taste. If he was allowed to continue eating celery, he couldn't guarantee whether he would spit it out in front of her.

He nodded politely, stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a piece of fish, wanting the deliciousness of the fish to wash away the saltiness in his mouth, but one by one
Zhou Shijie stopped again after eating the fish meat with chopsticks, as if someone had tapped his acupuncture points.

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Guan Xiaodi looked at him expectantly.

After several seconds, Zhou Zhou Shijie nodded with difficulty, "It's delicious." It's so delicious!That smell... is really indescribable.

The cooking wine tasted very strong. I don't know if the smoke was not stirred or it was put too much. It is saltier than salted fish, and it is also a bit bitter, and there is... a trace of fishy smell.

"Eat more if it tastes good!" Guan Xiaodi frowned, and when Zhou Shijie couldn't dodge, he picked up half a fish and put it in his bowl.

It was only after the fish was broken from the middle that Zhou Shijie discovered that...the fish hadn't been gutted.

Not eviscerated? !
Zhou Shijie seemed to be frightened, and stared at the large half of the fish on the dinner plate with jaw-dropping expressions.

"What's wrong?" Guan Xiaodi followed Zhou Shijie's gaze, and after a while he didn't see anything unusual, "Is my method of steaming wrong?"

The other party was not someone himself, and Zhou Shijie couldn't complain. He hesitated for a moment, and pointed to the fish on the dinner plate, "That...you have to remove the internal organs before cooking the fish."

"Remove the internal organs?" Guan Xiaodi flipped through the remaining half of the fish in confusion, and said to himself, "I thought it was already removed when I bought it."

If the other party was his girlfriend, Zhou Shijie would definitely call her an idiot!
Did a fish have its intestines broken? Didn't you see it when you cooked it?
It is precisely because the other party is not someone like me, so I can only be tolerant, forced a smile, "I don't blame you, it's the irresponsible fish seller who didn't tell you."

"Oh."

The girl who didn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers didn't know this, looked at the steamed fish with some disappointment, and pushed the green pepper fried meat in front of Zhou Shijie, "Senior, don't eat fish, it will hurt your stomach, eat some green peppers."

"Hey, good, good." Zhou Shijie pushed back the fish in the bowl, and picked up a piece of green pepper by the way.

If he was born in a primitive society or likes salad, then he has to admit that this fried green pepper is "very good", crispy, first of all, and he can even hear the crisp sound when stirring.

Second, the taste is absolutely original.

A little bit of the green pepper's own fragrance and spicy taste, the more carefully chewed, the more intense the spicy taste, until finally Zhou Shijie couldn't take it anymore, so he swallowed it whole.

Maybe it was because he swallowed anxiously and accidentally choked on it. The strong spicy taste spread wantonly in his mouth, and he shed tears from the choking, put down the bowl and chopsticks, covered his face and coughed non-stop.

"What's the matter, senior, did you choke? I'll get you a glass of water!" Guan Xiaodi hurriedly put down his chopsticks to pour water, and soon a glass of white water was delivered to Zhou Shijie.

"Senior, drink some water and press it."

"Ahem, thank you." Zhou Shijie endured the spiciness that he kept choking, and reached out to take the water glass.

(End of this chapter)