The fertile farm girl in the portable space

Chapter 134 The Depressed Evil Man in Space (2)
"Ha, I haven't said that you are dressed in yellow, like corn that is not rubbish?" Xuan Yue raised her head slightly, retorted, and pointed at the body of Coriander, which was originally white, but turned yellow due to too long time. A worn cloth robe.

"Please, it's not yellow!" Coriander couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up, pointing straight at the tip of Xuan Yue's nose with a hammer, "It's white, white is ok? Are you color blind!"

"Actually... well, scallions and corn are just right!" Xuan Yue raised her eyebrows and said with an evil smile.

"Go with your sister!" Coriander twitched the corner of her mouth and roared. She wanted to pretend to scare this guy, but she got excited, turned her wrist, slipped her hand, and the clothes-beating stick in her hand "swiped" With a single sound, it was thrown out, and with a loud "pa—" it hit the target accurately...

"Ah!" Before a certain man could react, his poor nose was hit again, and he was hit firmly on the head. The certain man wailed, and instantly felt the burning pain in his nose, and subconsciously covered it with his hands.

"You, are you okay?" Coriander was dumbfounded, and stared blankly at Xuan Yue, who was full of pain. My good guy, the strength is not light, and it's all because my hands are slippery with water.In case his tall nose was knocked crooked... er... sin, sin... Xiangcai's face was startled, she hurried over and said in a friendly voice, "Are you all right? Is it important?"

"No, it's okay..." Xuan Yue covered his nose sadly, just after finishing speaking, two bright red nosebleeds flowed down magnificently, he looked at the hands full of hands in horror, and poured them into the arms of coriander, Sadly said: "It's over, blood! I'm dizzy with blood!"

Xiangcai was startled, and calmly pushed his head back, saying: "Yes, this way, tilt your head back." Then quickly pulled out a piece of cloth handkerchief and handed it to him, threateningly said: "Come on, block your nose .Otherwise it will keep bleeding..."

"No! It's so ugly!"

Coriander didn't care about him. Under her coercion, Xuan Yue's nostrils were blocked with cloth handkerchiefs, and the blood slowly stopped.

"Are you a sandy nose, do you get nosebleeds so easily? What a worthless guy." Coriander preemptively said.

"Hey, woman, it was you who beat me to bleed, and you are still a villain and still sued! I haven't asked you for mental damage, nutrition, or disfigurement compensation..." Xuan Yue raised her head and groaned in dissatisfaction. .

"Oh, it must be that you didn't read the almanac when you went out."

"you……"

"Okay, okay, don't get excited, once you get excited, you'll bleed again." Coriander pursed her mouth and said, "Who told you to dress like this, you have to keep a low profile, you know."

Xuan Yue curled her lips aggrieved, and said something that made her vomit blood, "I didn't do this to set off the spring scenery, for a scene... Is it easy for me? I provoke someone..."

Xiangcai sighed resentfully, picked up the clothes-beating stick, and walked home, asking as she walked, "Is the shop all right?"

"Everything is fine, don't worry. It's your hard work, I won't mess it up." Xuan Yue covered the cloth towel and hurriedly followed, "It's that Ling Mo who looks at me with weird eyes every day, I It's going crazy..."

Coriander "puchi" smiled and said, "Then why did you come to me? I can't help you with such sweet troubles."

"Ah, you woman, you are still gloating. Do you know what it feels like to be stared at by a man every day? You are hairy!" Xuan Yue growled dissatisfied: "It's not all your fault! Can I tell He, the me at that time, isn't the real me."

"Seriously, why did you come to me?"

"I can't come to see you if I have nothing to do, woman? Anyway, our bodies have been exchanged intimately." Xuan Yue winked at Xiangcai ambiguously, "Could it be that you don't miss me at all?"

"I think one stick is not enough, do you want another stick?" Coriander frowned, made a funny expression, and swung the heavy clothes stick vigorously.

"Come on, keep that thing away from my face!" Xuan Yue's expression changed, she took a step back subconsciously, and said loudly: "Actually, I'm here to pay you back the money!"

"Oh, bring it?" Coriander's eyes lit up.

"Ah. What a realistic woman!" Xuan Yue muttered, reached into her bosom, took out a bank note, and stuffed it into Coriander's hand, "Here, look clearly, 100 taels. I only used you back then A few dozen taels, the rest should be regarded as interest." Xuan Yue waved his hand generously.

"Heh, you really don't know how to settle accounts. I put more than 100 taels in your small treasury!" Coriander gave him a dissatisfied look, "Also, why is it a silver bill! I like silver, Don’t you know about silver ingots and the like!”

"I can't stand it. You are such an arrogant woman. It's good enough to have bank notes. All the bank accounts in the town can get money. It's very convenient, isn't it?" Xuan Yue gave her a white look, then smiled and said: "As for, as for the ones you put in the small treasury, don't you need to pay the nutrition, mental damage and disfigurement expenses just now?"

Coriander twitched her lips, raised her hand, squinted her eyes, and looked at the bank note in the sun.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Are you insulting me? I, the dignified second young master of the Qi family, would I fool you with a fake banknote!" Xuan Yue's face turned red and white for a while, and the blood turned The cloth towel that blocked his nostrils was stained red. Although the bleeding had stopped at this moment, there were long lines of red marks on his handsome face, which made him look a bit embarrassed and funny.

"That's not necessarily true." Coriander glanced at him lazily, put the banknote into her arms casually, and teased: "You'd better not be angry, or your nose will burst with blood again."

"Ha, what the hell is going on in your mind, woman." Xuan Yue was annoyed.

"My house is here, and I have accepted the money, you can go." Xiangcai stood at the gate of the yard and said loudly.

"No way, you just charged me 100 taels, and you didn't invite me in to sit down and have a cup of tea?" Xuan Yue rubbed her chin with her thumb and index finger, raised her eyebrows and said.

"I want to solemnly tell you that Shuyun and I have reconciled, so please don't try to get close to me!" Coriander rolled his eyes at him and said, "You have no chance."

"Oh, is it because of that kid that you distanced yourself from me?" Xuan Yue smiled indifferently, calmly, "This really breaks my heart."

"You..." Xiangcai just wanted to refute this hypocritical guy, when she heard a thin voice, "Xiancai! Who are you chatting with at the door? Come in quickly, don't you need to do something!"

"Ha, Grandma Rong is calling you again." Xuan Yue gloated, taking advantage of the distraction of the coriander, quickly pushed open the two "creaking" doors of the small courtyard, broke the door like a convulsion, and stepped in. .

"Hey, you..." Coriander hastily followed in, put down the laundry basket, waved the pounding stick, and glared, "Did I invite you in?"

(End of this chapter)