Confused country poison concubine

Chapter 152 The Poor Monk Does Not Lie (2)
Qiu Yebai picked up the bag full of meat as if nothing had happened, but as if due to carelessness, a roasted chicken slipped out of the bag in an instant, and the roasted chicken hit the "Master of Nocturnal Remnants" impartially. face!

But Qiu Yebai didn't seem to see it, carrying the bag and stepping over the body of the master, no, the body went down the boat.

But just for a moment, Zhou Yu, who was bending over to check the reaction of the monk lying on the ground, suddenly felt a gust of wind coming in front of him, and he dodged subconsciously, but he didn't expect to avoid it.

"Boom!" With a sound, a wet brain instantly hit Zhou Yu's forehead, and Zhou Yu fell to the ground, feeling dizzy, his brain was about to be knocked out, holding his head Viciously, he uttered a curse word: "I fuck you!"

When Qiu Yebai turned his head, he happened to see a thing with a chicken head and a human body sitting upright with its upper body upright, and said in a low voice, "Benefactor, your roast chicken has fallen!"

Qiu Yebai was silent for a while, and muttered to himself in relief: "Sure enough, it works."

A group of water ghosts: "..."

The thing with the chicken head and human body continued to say in a low voice: "Benefactor, can the poor monk save this chicken?"

Qiu Yebai looked at the 'thing' with a chicken head and a human brain, and was a little speechless: "Master, when you talk, can you stop holding the chicken?"

Doesn't that look spooky?

I can't see the face at all, I can only see the head of a roast chicken growing on the body of a person!

The monk was still very kind, and no longer held the roast chicken that nearly smashed his beautiful nose, but opened his mouth, held the roast chicken in his hand, and repeated in a sweet and kind voice: "The benefactor , can the poor monk save this chicken?"

Qiu Yebai glanced at him, and said calmly: "Yes, but you have to get off the boat first."

The monk nodded, then stood up straight away, turned around and saluted Yinchuan Gong behind him with one hand: "Amitabha, poor monk, I would like to thank this benefactor for guiding the boat across."

Mr. Yinchuan looked at him expressionlessly, just nodded, but didn't bother to speak.

The monk didn't take it seriously, but turned around, holding the roast chicken in one hand and his Buddhist beads in the other, and followed Qiu Yebai and Xiao Qi to the shuttle boat. Dazzled, and almost plunged into the water when changing boats.

"Be careful." Qiu Yebai stretched out his hand to support him, and Zhou Yu barely stood still. He looked over in a daze with peach blossom eyes, and saw that the person in front of him was still holding a soft yellow paper lantern. Even more dizzy.

The water ghosts bid farewell to Queen Yinchuan respectfully, and rowed the boat towards the shore.

From time to time, someone sneaked a peek at the newcomers. The Fourth Young Master Ye looked quite normal. Needless to say, Xiao Qi had already gotten acquainted with them two days earlier. At this moment, the little boy's face may be because of being bumped on the head, but he still looks limp, but there is nothing wrong with it.

But just now when he was hit by that, they, the bystanders, felt pain when they heard the sound, let alone the person involved.

So, in this case, the other guy who hits, no, Master, looks weird.

Not only is there nothing wrong with it, but I am still in the mood to recite sutras for a chicken!

The water ghosts originally belonged to the heroes of the green forest and members of the underworld. They have always felt that those heroes, monks, and Taoists in the righteous way are all sanctimonious, hypocritical things that deny human nature.

Naturally, I don't understand how anyone can save a chicken.

However, if it was really a person from Baidaoli, why would he personally attend the birthday banquet celebrating the boss?
A group of water ghosts felt that this master of nocturnal emissions seemed to be acting strangely, and his dharma name was... strange.

But they thought about it again, there are many strange people in the world, and a high-level person naturally has a high-level character and eccentric behavior, just like Yinchuan Gong, if they are seen through by these little pawns, then they are still called a high-level person!

But soon, they saw that after the master had finished chanting, he suddenly disassembled the chicken into several pieces elegantly and neatly, and then he didn't care about other people's eyes, and once again staged the scene of a human flesh bone peeling machine-with lightning speed. Er Zhishi put the big chicken nugget into his mouth, and what he pulled out the next moment was a bone that was so complete that it didn't have any oil on it!
In less than a quarter of an hour, the chicken had completely turned into an incomparably complete skeleton—as if it had never grown meat, or had been buried whole in the soil and had been dead for a long time. It's all completely melted away.

The water ghosts were stunned for a long time.

Is this master really a master?Or he is actually a performer in the Jianghu, pretending to be a monk to perform stunts to celebrate his birthday!

Because monks, shouldn’t they be vegetarians!
Qiu Yebai had already seen the monk's ability to eat meat, so he was not surprised at all.

Xiao Qi couldn't bear it anymore, and stretched out a finger to poke Qiu Yebai: "Fourth Young Master, this...this monk, why does he eat meat?"

Qiu Yebai glanced at him strangely, and teased: "It's not a monk of wine and meat, can I bring a real orthodox Buddhist here to celebrate his birthday?"

But obviously, this 'Master of Nocturnal Remnants' didn't quite agree with her words. After eating the roast chicken with elegance and terrifying speed, he sang a Buddha's chant and said compassionately: "Amitabha, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart is left behind." .”

It's a pity that it's not very convincing. Everyone directly ignored his pious appearance illuminated by Buddha's light, and they all said secretly: "Bah!"

After a while, the boat docked.

When Qiu Yebai got off the boat, she saw a middle-aged man in his 40s with a short beard, dressed in blue-gray satin, walking towards her with a hearty laugh: "Fourth Young Master Ye, I haven't seen you for many years, don't Come all right!"

His voice was like a bell, which made people's hearts tremble.

Qiu Yebai smiled and held the folding fan and cupped his hands at him without changing his face: "Lin Piao, when the younger generation came to visit with the master, you were so heroic and impressive. After so many years, you have nothing at all Change, I think it's still that dragon in the waves!"

It turned out that it was Lin Surf, the leader of Huainan's generation of waterways, who came to welcome Qiu Yebai.

There is no one who does not like to listen to good words. The last thing people in the world are willing to face is the decline of martial arts brought about by aging. What's more, the person who said the compliment was handsome and sincere, without any flattery, as if he was just saying something. fact.

Lin Surf was overjoyed, he laughed and patted her on the shoulder: "When I saw the Fourth Young Master, the Fourth Young Master was still a little boy next to the old fairy Tianji. Mr. Jia, I think the old fairy must be very pleased."

(End of this chapter)