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Chapter 161 Donor, You Stepped on the Poor Monk’s Food

Chapter 161 Donor, You Stepped on the Poor Monk’s Food (2)
But at this moment, the table next door was already—the dishes were empty!
In other words, the dishes had been piled up on one side, and one of them fell to the ground and broke, which was accidentally dropped by Gu Sanniang, a female villager in a medium-sized village.

Lin Surf found that everyone was staring blankly at one person, and he immediately remembered that person's signature silver hair.

Isn't this the one who followed Qiu Yebai to celebrate his birthday—the Master of Nocturnal Nomads of the Void Mountain and the Void Sect!

He subconsciously glanced at Qiu Yebai, but saw that Qiu Yebai's expression looked a little weird, or rather - depressed.

Qiu Yebai naturally noticed Lin Surf's gaze, looked at him generously, and smiled helplessly: "Master Mengyi practiced a lot of internal energy, so he ate a little more."

When Lin Surf heard this, he immediately took another look, and sure enough, he found that the people at the table were looking at the Master of Nocturnal Nocturnal Interest with miraculous faces, and they were indeed watching him eat!

"Hehe, master has a good appetite..." Lin Surf turned his face away indifferently, and was about to say something, but because he stood a little sideways when he spoke, he turned his head and happened to see Yuan Ze's eating in his eyes, and instantly Mouth grew.

So... what is that?
Eat...eating monsters? !

He hardly saw how the other party moved, and it took only a moment for the entire plate of food to disappear!
Qiu Yebai didn't need to look to know that when a certain stupid monk was eating, he was reincarnated like a starving ghost and wanted to swallow the whole plate. It was a humanoid twisting mill!

She rubbed the center of her eyebrows, stood up and walked to Yuan Ze's side, just as he saw that he had finished killing a chicken, and was carefully and gently placing the last chicken bone on a clean and clean plate.

On that plate was a complete chicken skeleton, on the next plate was a fish skeleton, and next to it were goose skeletons and duck skeletons, all of which were so delicate... It seemed that these skeletons were served when the dishes were served.

Akiba holding her forehead in vain: "..."

This is a monk?Or, is he human?
In fact, she picked up a eating monster and came back!
A skinny man next to him was so amazed that he slapped his thigh and praised: "Good!"

This kind of stunt is simply unheard of.

The table was full of people, as if they had just watched a busker playing boulders on the street, applauding in unison!
Master Mengyi clasped his palms together with his bangs that were longer than his eyes, and calmly said to the applauding gangsters: "Amitabha!"

Then he smiled and asked everyone: "Can the poor monk make another stir-fried pig's large intestine?"

After all, Qiu Yebai couldn't stand it anymore, pinched his shoulder, and said in a low voice: "You should stop in moderation, since I saw you, I have been eating all the way to the present, how many meals have you eaten, can't you die!"

She just forgot to explain one more thing, he shouldn't do some glaringly stupid things, because he actually ate at least three meals a night, no matter how big the food is, he is almost full, but she didn't think that this guy is simply a demon Otherwise, how could there be such a different food intake and stomach capacity than ordinary people!
Yuan Ze raised his head, looked at her through his bangs with silver eyes, and asked a little puzzled: "Amitabha, didn't the donor tell the poor monk to follow you, so that he would have meat to eat?"

Qiu Yebai resisted the urge to roll her eyes, gritted her teeth and whispered into his ear, "Ah Ze, if you continue to be so reckless, I will let you only drink water for three meals today to clean your stomach, okay? "

Yuan Ze glanced hesitantly at the full food at the next table, and then nodded reluctantly: "Amitabha, let's save them later."

Qiu Yebai saw that although he was reluctant, he obediently agreed, then nodded in satisfaction, turned and went back to her desk.

Although the people at the nearby table wanted to continue to watch the Master of Nocturnal Nocturnal Performing the "Human-shaped Meat Grinding" stunt, but they were somewhat afraid of Qiu Yebai's identity. , but did not send the food on the table to Master Nocturne.

But Gu Sanniang was originally a person who loves to flirt and flirt, who would tease a pretty brother, and even snatch them back to the village for a bit of sex. Seeing the half of Yuanze's face raised up, the delicate and extraordinary face seemed to be full of melancholy at the moment, and his heart suddenly became alive.

She first slapped Yuan Ze with a smile, and threw her huge breasts in front of him, with a coquettish smile: "Master, are you really a monk?"

When the people at the same table saw Gu Sanniang's appearance, they all knew what they were seeing, and they all showed expressions of watching the show.

Yuanze eats meat, so they naturally classify him as a monk of wine and meat. I don't know if he is still a monk of flowers?
Yuanze seemed to have not seen that alluring snow-white at all, clasped his hands together and said to Gu Sanniang, "Amituofu, the poor monk's name is Dream Ecstasy."

Since he promised the benefactor to use this dharma name first, he did not lie.

It was only later that Akiba Bai discovered that except for the issue of 'eating', Yuan Ze never lied about other things. He was a rare honest monk.

Qiu Yebai was very annoyed, but Yuan Ze thought he was a good monk who lived up to Tathagata and Qing!
"Hey!" Not only Gu Sanniang, but other people at the same table couldn't help laughing when they heard Yuan Ze say this name.

Gu Sanniang glanced at somewhere between Yuanze's slender thighs with a complicated expression, and asked tentatively, "Master, do you have a wet dream?"

Yuan Ze thought for a while, is this asking for his Dharma name?

So he nodded and said softly: "Yes, the poor monk has nocturnal emission."

There was another snickering sound during the banquet.

Gu Sanniang froze for a moment, thinking to herself that this beautiful little monk is really... really straightforward.

Could it be because of this that his master gave him such a meaningful dharma name?

The children of Jianghu don't care about trivial matters, let alone Gu Sanniang intends to seduce this handsome little monk, so she hesitated for a moment, put her hand on his lap, and smiled coquettishly: "It's a disease that needs to be cured, master, do you want Sanniang to help me?" Cure it."

Yuan Ze glanced at her hand resting on his lap. Originally calm, the crystal clear silver-gray pupils suddenly shrank slightly, and a strange black color slowly appeared in the depths of his pupils like ink droplets. come out.

Gu Sanniang got closer at this time, and felt that there was something wrong with his eyes. She was about to take a closer look, but she saw that his whole body was stiff for a moment, and then he suddenly closed his eyes, and slapped her hand open without politeness.

Gu Sanniang didn't expect that the little monk would be so ignorant of good and bad, and so unsympathetic and sympathetic, she was immediately dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)

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