Futian swordsman

Chapter 26 Do You Dare To Hit Me?I will make my wife cry you!
"Sure enough, you copied it! Where did you copy it from? Did you get a chance? Got the inheritance secret treasure of a literary ascetic monk?"

Fang Lingxi's eyes were as expected, and at the same time, she looked at Chen Wuzhen expectantly.

"Actually... I really did this myself."

Chen Wuzhen looked very shy.

"Oh? Then this poem expresses complex meanings such as parting, love and hate. Who is your husband going to say goodbye to, and why are you so attached to him?"

Fang Lingxi's beautiful eyes were smiling, and she smiled at Yanyan, but with a hint of danger.

This kind of her has a lot of style, which is very exciting.

At the gate of the yard, Fang Lingxiao, who stood there for a while, also walked in with a sullen face, staring at Chen Wuzhen coldly, as if he also wanted an answer.

If Chen Wuzhen can have this level of literary talent, then Chen Wuzhen is not useless, and Fang Lingxiao can somehow persuade himself to accept Chen Wuzhen as his brother-in-law.

"Didn't you say that this is a poem about Fengyuelou? The name of this poem is 'Yuelouchun'. The word 'chun' has a profound meaning."

Chen Wuzhen laughed.

Fang Lingxi's pretty face flushed slightly, but she still said with interest: "Oh?"

"Ling Xi, think about it, Fengyue Tower is a palace where idiots study the art of human body development. Then, I made such a poem."

Chen Wuzhen said with emotion.

"Could it be that we really misunderstood it? Mr. Chen is really singing Fengyuelou? Yuelouchun? This name is... extraordinary."

Lin Shiqin couldn't help showing doubts.

Lin Chan'er and Fang Cuili were also a little confused. They obviously had such beautiful and poetic poems, comparable to peerless fairy poems. How could they become poems chanting "Land of Wind and Dust"?

The big beautiful eyes of the four beauties fell on Chen Wuzhen at the same time, obviously looking for an answer.

Chen Wuzhen is in a good mood.

To be stared at by Fang Lingxi with pretty eyes, he felt a little flustered.

"calm down."

Chen Wuzhen told himself that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

"Well, in fact, the rhyme, artistic conception and even imagery contained in this poem all have some rules of truth and emptiness in terms of form, meaning and context. Its most essential expression is appropriate exaggeration, and some illusions in the fog. , The aesthetic modification of flowers in mirror and moon in water.

It's just like Lin Xiaoniu——Miss Lin Shiqin's previous "Three Thousand Poems of Fengyue, Send and End of the World Bear Tears to Watch", how about Lin Shiqin, who co-authored you with three thousand poems of Fengyue?You have [-] immortal words and want to listen to my 'one poke, one jump' poem?It's not in Fengyue Tower where yin and yang join forces, bouncing around.

Well, even if you really have it, can you still send these three thousand poems to the end of the world, and make the world watch with tears? "

Chen Wuzhen's words are so realistic.

The artistic conception of a good poem is so vulgar that he said it, Fang Lingxi has a strong feeling of burning the piano and boiling the crane.

Lin Shiqin, on the other hand, was blushed and ashamed at the words.

At the same time, she also instinctively thought of "one poke, one jump" and the matter between men and women, and immediately gave Chen Wuzhen an annoyed and charming look.

"Okay, you're right, you're right!"

Fang Lingxi rolled Chen Wuzhen's eyes again.

"So, I just used this method of creation-so, thinking about it this way, the meaning and rhyme of this poem is not difficult to grasp."

Chen Wuzhen said, and then said: "Look at the first four sentences first, 'Zunqian intends to tell the date of return. The unspoken Chunrong swallowed first. There are love and infatuation in life, and this hatred has nothing to do with the wind and the moon'."

"The meaning of these four sentences is very clear, that is to say: when you drink this glass of Xiangjiu, you know that you are about to leave, so you keep everything in your mouth. This drinker is a little sad, a little worried—what is he worried about? It may be that the time is short or too small, why is the time short or too small... Ahem, after all, the men who enter Fengyue Tower have both long and short time or capital."

"Uh, Ling Xi, what are you doing with that fierce look in your eyes? Do you want to kill your husband to prove the Tao?"

"speak politely!"

"Okay, okay. Let's talk about drinking and talking, hurting parting, sighing, and then say a word, there is true love in the world, and there are always love infatuation in the world, but it has nothing to do with whether you meet a good girl in Fengyue Tower. "

"...Is this your explanation? Is this how you created such a beautiful poem?"

Fang Lingxi and Lin Shiqin both had the feeling of vomiting three liters of blood, but at the same time they felt—hey, what Chen Wuzhen said seemed to make sense.

It seems that this is really the case?

"and then?"

Fang Lingxi suppressed his anger and asked in a cold voice.

"Then, it's that... that's what. Then, it's over. Don't ask why it's over so soon. I'm not the person involved, I'm just a poet... Hey, Lin Chan'er, Fang Cuili, you guys What does that little suspicious look mean?"

"Are you still talking?"

Fang Lingxi said viciously.

"Leaving the song and don't renovate it, a song can teach you how to tie it. You have to see all the flowers in the city, and it's easy to say goodbye to the spring breeze."

"That is to say, it's over—well, I'm about to leave. But I can't leave immediately, I have to say something nice. How should I say? I can't recite poetry, so I have to pretend. Then say, Farewell, don’t mention those ancient fairy words, which teach people to be heartbroken and swallow tears to pretend to be happy. Then, the girl from Fengyuelou was moved, and then the girl said, "Young master, you can rest assured that you can indulge in Fengyuelou in the whole city." It doesn't matter what the spring breeze is once, as long as you have me in your heart'.

Isn't this the "beginning of spring breeze and easy farewell"? "

Chen Wuzhen spoke nonsense.

Chen Wuzhen also knows that if such a far-fetched and messy explanation is really known to the original master Ouyang Xiu, the coffin will not be able to cover it, right?
But there is no way, as long as Fang Lingxi can be happy, how can Chen Wuzhen care about his coffin?

Although Chen Wuzhen's speech sounded like a model, Fang Lingxi and Lin Shiqin, who were attentive, noticed the depth of his words.

In particular, Chen Wuzhen's casual words of "heartbroken, swallowing tears and pretending to be happy", taken alone, are enough to move people's hearts and souls, and make people's souls tremble.

"He is really talented!"

"But, basically, you don't want to show your sharpness?"

Fang Lingxi's heart suddenly warmed up, and when she looked at Chen Wuzhen, she felt a little more tenderness.

She smiled softly, and her voice was pleasant: "It turns out that Sister Shiqin's Fengyue Tower has such an ins and outs, the series of experiences of those drinkers from entering Fengyue Tower to leaving, my husband is really familiar with it.

Husband, why don't you give Ling Xi a good explanation? "

Chen Wuzhen was stunned when he heard the words!
Great!
A wise man is bound to make a mistake if he thinks about it!

This time it was really tricked!
Sound east and west?

Brightly repairing the plank road and secretly keeping Chencang?

Beauty plan?
"Ahem, actually, I don't understand the meaning of this fairy poem. I admit that this poem was copied."

"Oh, so it was copied. Who did your husband copy it from?"

"Three years ago in the winter, an old man fell in the snow, he was shivering from the cold—"

"You saved him, and then he passed on a fairy poem to you?"

"Ahem, no. I saw at the time that this old man was so pitiful, frozen like this, and no one extended a helping hand—a helping hand, the world is so cold, and people's hearts are sinister. Later, he also No one helped him, the old man froze to death. I couldn’t see, so I helped him collect the body, and got an ancient scroll with a fairy poem on it.”

"Oh, so that's how it is. I got one? What about 'Xianyun Makes Happiness'?"

"Ahem, it's not one, but there are two fairy poems on it."

"But I remember very clearly that although the winter three years ago was indeed very cold, no old man froze to death. Instead, a wild boar monster rushed into the town because of injuries, fell into a trap, and froze to death."

"Ling Xi, you must remember wrongly."

"Oh, just treat it as a mistake. Husband, from now on, practice with me."

"Ah - but, but I'm not ready yet, I want to combine Yin and Yang, will this be...too fast!"

"What Yin and Yang harmony, what are you thinking?! I am practicing, and you are watching! I am not at ease if you are practicing alone, and you are too familiar with the process of Fengyue Tower, so don't go there in the future! Also, You always regress in your own cultivation, and I can't always regress to help you stabilize your realm."

Fang Lingxi's sudden decision caught Chen Wuzhen by surprise.

However, he originally lived for Fang Lingxi, so of course Chen Wuzhen would support Fang Lingxi's decision with both hands and three legs.

However, Fang Lingxi suddenly made such a decision, could it be that he discovered something?
"Could it be that my hidden handsomeness and talent, my handsome face and mature charm have finally been discovered by Ling Xi, and my heart has been moved?"

Chen Wuzhen was thinking, when he heard a very cold voice.

"Sister, even if you protect him, I will challenge him! Chen Wuzhen, you are a man, so accept my challenge! If you want to be my brother-in-law, you must first pass my test!"

Fang Lingxiao walked over step by step, his eyes were extremely cold and cruel.

His fists were creaking, obviously he was very dissatisfied with Chen Wuzhen, a dude like him!
Don't say dirty words like three mouths.

The poems I wrote before, what is that?Describe in detail the scene of having fun in Fengyuelou?Do you still describe the relationship between men and women with "one poke and one jump"?

Bah, disgusting!

If you dare to talk to my cousin like that, I'm afraid you'll be beaten a lot!
Seeing this scene, Lin Shiqin stroked her forehead with her slender hands, and looked at Fang Lingxiao with deep sympathy in her eyes.

"Whether I am a man or not, your sister must know, little boy, what do I need you to confirm? Do you dare to beat me? I will let my wife beat you to tears!"

Chen Wuzhen gave Fang Lingxiao a contemptuous look, thinking that a fool would fight you.

Winning the fight is bullying my brother-in-law, which will make Fang Lingxi feel sorry for him and be dissatisfied with him.

Losing...he doesn't use hole cards, and it's not a life-and-death battle. Losing is a certainty.

Lost, what face?

Chen Wuzhen also realized that the emotional Fang Lingxi should have noticed that after the news of his marriage came out, there must be people from the clan to provoke him, so she let him live in her yard, and even practiced with her.

It turned out that I didn't fancy him.

"You——Chen Wuzhen, you are a scum among men! You are a disgrace to the Chen family!"

Fang Lingxiao roared.

He was so angry that he vomited blood, how proud Chen Wuzhen was before, why is he so shameless now?

"I'm sorry, I've been Fang Wuzhen, the son-in-law of the Fang family since I got married. If I want to lose face, I will also lose face to the Fang family! Ling Xi, your husband has been bullied, how can you bear it?"

Chen Wuzhen fanned the flames.

"..."

Lin Shiqin and Lin Chan'er looked at each other, speechless.

"Ling Xiao, since you don't respect your sister and my choice, want to challenge? Okay, I'll teach you."

"Sister, you - you are confused!"

"I'm not confused, I'll know after one fight!"

"Hit it! I want to see how powerful my sister is now!"

"Go ahead, I'll give you three moves!"

"Too deceiving!"

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(End of this chapter)