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Chapter 152 The Police Flower Takes Me to the Toilet
Fan Yulan's heart was full of disdain, but her expression didn't change at all, it was just a cold honor, and she didn't pay attention to Hu Dong at all.

Hu Dong didn't care so much, he just started talking nonsense: "I heard that Director Jia is going to introduce me to a police girl/girl, she looks like a shameless woman, with a moon-closed appearance! Oh, I'm really looking forward to it! Much better than some people who pretend to be Baogong every day!"

Fan Yulan was furious, why couldn't she tell that Hu Dong was insinuating at her?There was an angry look on a cold face: "If you dare to say another nonsense! I will be rude to you!"

"I said that police girl/girl, what does it matter to you? Are you jealous?" Hu Dong glanced at the police girl/girl with a contemptuous expression.

"You! Hu Dong, I tell you, don't challenge my limit!" Fan Yulan said sharply, a cool but ferocious face appeared on her cold face.The male policeman driving in front couldn't help but find it funny. Team Fan had been arresting people for several years, and it was the first time he was so serious with a suspect, and he was very angry!But the male policeman absolutely didn't dare to say a word, in case the misfortune flowed to his body, he wouldn't be able to bear it and walk around.

"You have to do business. I'm a suspect. It's not sure that I've committed a crime, so you can't hit me! I'm just chatting with you in idleness. You can ignore me." Hu Dong plausibly look.

Fan Yulan gritted her teeth angrily, thinking that when she got to the police station, once your criminal evidence was interrogated, she would definitely beat you to death!Call you so crazy here!

Hu Dong, on the other hand, took his time and looked very leisurely. Looking at Fan Yulan's ferocious face in the rearview mirror, he thought it was funny. Hu Dong was already a master at picking up girls. If you want to win a girl's heart, you must try your best to please her and care about her, but Another way is to make that woman hate you completely, and you are the deepest in her impression!Hu Dong belongs to the latter at this time!Let me please you, there is no door!You have to please people like Tang Yushi!
Hu Dong swayed, his butt kept moving towards Fan Yulan, and Fan Yulan kept leaning towards the car door, what does this kid mean by constantly leaning towards him?Do you want to eat my mother's tofu?Therefore, Fan Yulan gave Hu Dong a vicious look: "You are leaning this way, I will kill you!"

"Ouch, comrade policeman, my ass is itchy, I'm scratching it!" Hu Dong replied shamelessly.

"You!" Fan Yulan was going to explode in anger. Why is this kid so rude and shameless? If Director Jia hadn't specifically told her to be more polite to Hu Dong, she might have already pulled out her gun and killed this kid!
"Ouch! Comrade policewoman is finished! It's over!" Hu Dong opened his eyes, showing a panicked expression.

"You're the one to die!" Fan Yulan gritted her teeth.

"Uh, I'm going to die! I... Ouch!" Hu Dong's expression was extremely painful.

"What's the matter with you?"

"I drank too much water in the morning, I want to... take a pee!" Before Hu Dong finished his sentence, the male policeman driving in front couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Fan Yulan was embarrassed and ashamed: "You! Hold on!"

"I can't bear it! I'm a doctor and I know it. If I forcibly endure it, there will be problems there. Besides, I haven't married a wife yet, and I'm still a virgin! Can you bear to see me... alone for a lifetime?"

I go!Fan Yulan was so angry that she almost committed suicide!How can there be such a bastard in this world, Director Jia actually respects such a little rascal, what the hell is going on!Fan Yulan looked at Hu Dong's painful expression, but also struggled: "Are you going to run away?"

"Why did I run away? I was innocent in the first place. If I escaped, wouldn't this be absconding in fear of crime and a conviction of a crime?" Hu Dong said.

"Okay, Wang Yi's car stops at the public toilet ahead, you take him to the toilet." Fan Yulan ordered.

"Yes!" The male policeman driving the car was called Wang Yi.

The car stopped, and the door opened. Hu Dong glanced at the side of the car cunningly, but this action aroused Fan Yulan's suspicion. This kid is cunning, is he going to run away? It is said that this kid can do some tricks , if he wants to escape, Wang Yi is not necessarily his opponent, this... Fan Yulan thinks about going down to watch him, if he wants to escape, she can still subdue him!

Hu Dong jumped out of the car, Wang Yi also got out of the car, Fan Yulan said: "Wait a minute, don't go, I'll take him there myself!"

Wang Yi said "ah": "Captain, you want to take him?! You..."

"I...!" Fan Yulan blushed, "What me? I was looking at him personally! This kid is a bit evil! I'm afraid of accidents!"

Wang Yi saw a bit of shyness on Fan Yulan's face. She was really charming all of a sudden, and she was fascinated. Who doesn't like Fan Yulan in the criminal police team?She is a top policewoman, her legs are long and charming, but she has never seen Fan Yulan wearing a skirt. If she could see her wearing a skirt, those legs...

"What are you thinking?" Fan Yulan said coldly, and Wang Yi was so frightened that he said repeatedly: "Nothing! Nothing!" So Wang Yi jumped into the car in fright.

"I know what he's thinking." Hu Dong showed a wretched smile.

"What are you thinking?" Fan Yulan originally disdained talking to Hu Dong, but now she couldn't help asking.

"She's thinking... Let's not talk about it."

"Say it!"

"Haha, he was thinking, what do you look like naked!" Hu Dong said.

Fan Yulan was completely enraged, and kicked Hu Dong's body in the air. Hu Dong saw it, hugged his head, and ran forward, shouting "Wow!" The police beat the man!"

Fuck!If the old lady doesn't show off her power, you think the old lady is a virgin?Fan Yulan is so angry!Quickly catch up... Hu Dong shouted desperately in front: "The female policeman is beating a man!" This caused the passers-by to stare at Fan Yulan. Fan Yulan is a very face-saving person. Said: How can there be such a wild female police officer?
Fan Yulan endured it all her life!Shouted: "Stop! Do you want to flee in fear of crime?"

Hu Dong stopped his steps immediately, and showed a disdainful expression to Fan Yulan and said, "You forced me to run away! I wanted to go to the toilet!"

"You!" Fan Yulan was about to be blown out of anger, she was absolutely no match for this kid in terms of lips and teeth, this kid was smooth-tongued, and his words were top-notch!

It was such a scene that caused the passers-by to be puzzled. One of them muttered: "This is really strange, and the police are going to force the suspect away!"

"That's right! At first glance, that female policeman is violent! Otherwise... You see, the police rank is quite high, no matter how you say it, she is also an inspector!"

"Where is that? That's the police rank at the captain level. The cousin of my seventh aunt and second uncle works in the traffic police team..."

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Fan Yulan was really speechless, why do these sharp-eyed people always target her?I am a hero who maintains social order, so I should scold that kid no matter what!Therefore, Fan Yulan glared at the crowd of onlookers, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the passers-by: "What's wrong with you, a policeman? As a people's policeman, it is natural to love the people, why are you still glaring? You little Age, a girl from every family, became a captain, did she enter through the back door?"

Now the masses are getting more and more powerful, and it is no longer the era when the official was in charge. You only need to be an official, and you will be exposed on the Internet immediately to see how awesome you are!What about you as a captain?
Seeing Fan Yulan's face turning blue with anger, Hu Dong knew her grievance, she could beat herself, but not the crowd!So it was time for the hero Hu Dong to save the beauty and rescue the siege. Hu Dong stood up and hugged everyone, which caused the passers-by to be surprised. Isn't this prisoner stupid?How do you bow to us?
Hu Dong smiled at the crowd and said, "Fathers and folks, I'm sorry for disturbing you, please disperse. It's not easy for people to be policemen, so don't put pressure on them."

"Pfft...haha!" The passer-by burst out laughing immediately. The suspect was interesting, and he actually understood that the police came. One of the aunts saw Hu Dong handsome and sincere, and had a good impression of Hu Dong, so she asked Ask: "Young man, I think you are fine, why were you arrested?"

"Oh! This...is just a small matter. Someone stopped me and wanted to kill me. Then I stood up in self-defense and beat him down. The beating was a little serious, so I was arrested by this female police officer It’s nothing! After all, the government won’t wrong good people!” When Hu Dong said this, the onlookers immediately became angry. This young man was simply defending himself, and he actually arrested a person who was just defending himself!

"So that's what happened!" The aunt said angrily, "Is there any law for the police to arrest people indiscriminately! If they want to kill you, you deserve it! Why did you arrest you young man! I think this young man is not bad, he is honest and handsome!"

Hu Dong is secretly proud...

Fan Yulan is about to run away!He was so angry that he almost fainted on the ground, this Hu Dong is really capable of instigating!But what the facts are, maybe it is what Hu Dong said, but now that Hu Dong said so, the crowd of onlookers turned to Hu Dong, and the aunt actually blindly trusted Hu Dong.

The aunt looked at Fan Yulan and said, "I mean, comrade policeman, is what this young man said true...?"

"This..." Fan Yulan faltered for a while: "Maybe it's true, but he beat the opponent half to death! He should be arrested!"

"Bah! You deserve it if you beat the other party to death! Isn't it allowed for self-defense? Oh, you were stopped by someone while walking on the road. Could it be that the other party beat you to death?" The aunt was eloquent and said Fan Yulan didn't know how to answer the conversation at all, and other passers-by also responded: "That's right, what's wrong with the government, the government can't arrest people casually? By the way, what about those who want to kill people? Why didn't I see you arrest them?"

(End of this chapter)