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Chapter 781 Talk about a dirty joke

The misunderstanding between Hu Dong and Sheng Dongye is getting bigger and bigger, and there seems to be a little misunderstanding with Chu Mengyao, but the relationship with He Yuning has improved by leaps and bounds.

After all, He Yuning's thinking is still very traditional. Although she is usually crazy and a bit lawless, since Hu Dong has seen her and touched her, she will naturally "single and die".

Taking advantage of the night, He Yuning pestered Hu Dong to take her out to "open a room". The purpose of opening a room was to massage her nipples, making her nipples smaller.

Hu Dong was "helpless" and had no choice but to agree. Of course, thinking of the refreshing feeling of massaging that giant pride, Hu Dong couldn't help but feel a little numb all over.

The night was gloomy, and He Yuning and Hu Dong walked on the path, they looked a bit like a couple, one looks like a turtle, and the other has a plump figure, but they are very kawaii, and they are a "good match".

"Brother Tubao, hold my hand! All lovers hold hands." He Yuning said softly.

Hu Dong had no choice but to hold He Yuning's chubby hand, which felt pretty good. The two of them walked like this. To be honest, they looked a little green and sweet.

"It's the first time to open a room, it's really dirty~~" He Yuning said shyly.

thump……

Hu Dong walked, almost fell to his knees: "Why are you nervous about opening a room? It's just to help you make the place smaller, it's not..."

"Actually, in fact... it's okay to do something else. She is not a woman who is not open. Besides, the ancients said that marrying a chicken will marry a chicken and a dog will follow a dog..."

"Ahem..." Hu Dong was speechless: "When did you marry me?"

"Didn't you look at other people's places? If you look at other people's places, you have to be responsible to them. If you are not responsible to me, I will tell grandpa to send a missile force to blow you up!" He Yuning immediately With a flat mouth, he said angrily.

"Uh... okay!"

Hu Dong almost wanted to cry, this little girl has been oppressing her with her grandfather all the time, although she is a peak powerhouse, she must be afraid of missiles, right?Fry that thing, and it won't be blown into pieces?Hu Dong felt scared after thinking about it!However, this little fat girl's thinking is not in the usual way, which makes him a little speechless.

In order to make Mi. Mi smaller, she has to open a room. This mother is really a legend through the ages, as much blood as there is, there will be so much blood!

"Brother Tubao, it's so boring, tell me a joke..." He Yuning begged.

"I don't know how to tell jokes..." Hu Dong shook his head.

"It's okay, you can tell some nasty jokes, I know you can tell this."

What the hell!

Hu Dong almost cried, what is this little girl thinking?Do you want to tell dirty jokes yourself?Sure enough, female man paper!

Hu Dong had no choice but to tell a slightly "colorful" joke, which made He Yuning laugh "haha", and scolded Hu Dong that you are dead!

Not to mention Hu Dong telling He Yuning dirty jokes, but to say that a character came on stage, and this character is none other than Ma Cang. Do you still remember Ma Cang?
By the way, it is the horse warehouse!That poor child who once offended Hu Dong at Huaihai University, was beaten by Hu Dong until he was half disabled, and lay on the hospital bed for nearly a month.

Ma Cang decided to take revenge on Hu Dong at that time.Everyone knows that the Ma family is a gangster family, and has great contacts with the underground forces in Huaihai City. It is said that offending the official is not terrible, but offending the Ma family is a dead end.

Ever since the Moth Gang unified the underground forces in Huaihai City, the Ma family has flattered them in every possible way, throwing out huge profits, and boarded the big ship of the Moth Gang.

As soon as they boarded the big ship of the Moth Gang, the Ma family became much more powerful now!And Ma Cang, as the young master of the Ma family, is naturally very coquettish.

As soon as Ma Cang was discharged from the hospital, he went back to school to find Hu Dong's trouble, but found that Hu Dong had gone to the building and disappeared!But Ma Cang still swore secretly that as long as he finds Hu Dong, he will definitely strip this kid off!

At this time, the night was gloomy, and five or six rickety figures walked up the road, and one of the five or six staggering figures was Ma Cang!And the rest of them are members of the Moth Gang.

In order to develop his own power and seek a powerful backing for himself, Ma Cang also took the initiative to invite these people, the little leader of the Moth Gang, to a restaurant.

"Brother Ma, you are such a cheerful person! I admire you very much! As long as I, Huang Wu, are in Dongcheng District, no one will dare to touch a single hair of your hair!" With a coquettish appearance, he is the boss of the xx street in Dongcheng District, and he can be regarded as a low-level member of the moth gang.

"Brother Huang! With your words, I'm... so moved! You are my good brother!" Ma Cang said with a stiff tongue, smiling, and seemed very close to Huang Wu.

"Who dares to touch a single hair of your brother Ma, so you can't get along with me, I'll kill him!" Huang Wu said in a coquettish manner.

"Brother Huang, you are so loyal!"

The rest of the people also expressed their attitude, saying that they wanted to share joys and sorrows with Ma Cang.

At this moment, there was a silver bell-like laughter not far away——

"Hehehehe... Oh, Brother Tubao, you are so dead! Everyone who talks about it is embarrassed!"

"Didn't you want to hear it? I'll continue to tell you another story. This story tells my brother-in-law to eat my sister-in-law's steamed buns..." A man said in a slightly lewd voice.

and many more!

As soon as he heard the voices of these two people, even Ma Cang, who was drowsy from drinking, felt a little familiar. Ma Cang patted his head after thinking so intently: "Isn't this the voice of that little chubby girl He Yuning?" Well! This other voice..."

creak...

Ma Cang gritted his teeth immediately, and he suddenly remembered that the other voice was the enemy he had been thinking about day and night—that little bastard Hu Dong!
It's really effortless to find nowhere to go after breaking through the iron shoes!To be able to meet this pair of dogs and men here!

He Yuning was originally Ma Cang's classmate, so he was naturally very familiar with He Yuning's voice!And even if Hu Dong turns into ashes, Ma Cang still remembers it!

"Huh? Brother Ma, why didn't you leave? You don't look very good!" Huang Wu saw Ma Cang's unkind expression, showing hatred on his face.

"Brother Huang, my younger brother's enemy is here, and I ask Brother Huang to avenge my younger brother!" Ma Cang looked at Huang Wudao.

"Fuck! Which brat? Don't worry! Brother Ben will avenge you right now and kill him on the spot!" Huang Wu said in a very arrogant manner.

"Here we come..." Ma Cang said viciously.

Sure enough, the two figures walked over holding hands.

(End of this chapter)