urban bible

Chapter 5 Contradictions Between Roommates

"According to research, the human brain is far larger than imagined. Even in 5100 AD, the human brain is far from being fully developed. A "Encyclopedia of China" only accounts for 2% of the human brain at most, and The more the human brain nerve cells are used, the more powerful they become, and their complexity is directly proportional to the degree of use, so there is no need to worry about being overwhelmed by information. The magic of the human brain is beyond human imagination!"

A piece of information suddenly appeared in his brain, which made Lin Dong wake up all of a sudden.

The generation of this kind of information is not something talking in my mind or anything else at all, but it seems that I have this kind of information in my brain itself, but I didn't know it before, but now I suddenly recall it.

It seems that there is really a book with all the contents in his head!
不过这可是20卷6亿1734万6287字，另包含47346200段视频、116452301段音频的内容啊！
If I can recall everything...!
Once he knew that there was no danger, Lin Dong's heart was suddenly occupied by a huge surprise!
Do I still need to go to school?
Not at all!

Do you still need to worry about your livelihood?

it's out of the question!

Encyclopedia!That's all-encompassing astronomy, geography, history, humanities, mathematics, and chemistry!Even if it's archaeological appraisal, farming, financial transactions and so on, I'm afraid there are all of them!

Doesn't it mean that as long as I can recall it, I am definitely an expert in all aspects?
Bah bah bah!Not an expert!

As soon as Lin Dong thought of the word-of-mouth of the "experts" now, he immediately changed his mind. In any case, as long as he could recall the knowledge, he would surely make a billionaire, publish a world-class academic paper, and win a world award. Isn't it easy to come by?

……

Think more.

After all, Lin Dong is a mature person, and he quickly walked out of these unrealistic thoughts. He knows that guesses without verification are unreliable. Instead of so much flirting, it is better to be down-to-earth and step by step. Do it, it's serious!
Stopping the thoughts of running around, Lin Dong looked at his phone, and it was almost time to turn off the lights, so he hurried to the dormitory building.

In dormitory 402, three people were having a lively discussion when the door was suddenly pushed open, and Lin Dong appeared at the door.

"Third brother, you're back?" He Dongcheng, the oldest in the dormitory, who was publicly elected as the head of the dormitory, saw Lin Dong standing at the door, stood up with a smile and said hello, "Today you are in the limelight! No Do you think you know cars? That’s great! It seems that staying in the library for so long was not in vain!”

"That's it!" Tang Wenguang, the fourth child, echoed with a smile, and he winked at Lin Dong: "I heard that you are with the school belle Ji Yao? Be honest! When did it happen? What base did it go to? If you don’t tell the truth today, my brothers won’t agree!”

Lin Dong didn't speak, but looked coldly at another person in the dormitory - Nie Guijun.

Nie Guijun was going to make a joke of Lin Dong, but when he saw his posture, he immediately understood what was going on, stood up and walked to Lin Dong, put his arm around his shoulder and said with a smile, "Sir, is it because of Cheng?" What about Jiaojiao? Let me tell you, you can’t blame me for this! Look, the eldest and fourth in our dormitory all have girlfriends, and I’m a junior, and I haven’t even had a girl’s hand in three years touch..."

He Dongcheng saw that the tone of the two people's words was not right, so he hurriedly asked, "What's going on?"

Lin Dong walked into the room, went to his bed, tidied the bed, and said angrily, "Ask him! It's all because of him!"

"What did you do? Second child?" He Dongcheng's serious face can make Lin Dong, who has a very wrong temper, angry. I'm afraid that what Nie Guijun did will not be good.

When Nie Guijun heard Lin Dong's words, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "I really did a good deed! If I hadn't done this, you probably wouldn't be able to go with the beautiful Ji Yaoji, right?"

Lin Dong originally thought that Nie Guijun would forgive him after admitting his mistakes, but he never thought that Nie Guijun would be so shameless, not only did he not have the slightest idea of ​​admitting his mistakes, but he could also come up with such shameless reasons that he didn't make his bed anymore. He turned his head and stared at Nie Guijun coldly.

He Dongcheng saw that Lin Dong was really angry, and asked Nie Guijun again: "What have you done? It is definitely not a simple matter to make the third child angry. Tell me quickly, if it is a misunderstanding..."

"What else can I do?" Nie Guijun saw that He Dongcheng was really planning to take care of this matter, and Tang Wenguang also came over, obviously not here to help him, so he had to explain dully: "Isn't it because I have an appointment with Cheng Jiaojiao this afternoon? As a result... as a result..." Although the matter was done, it was really hard for him to say that.

Lin Dong directly interrupted him: "Let me tell the story! The second child likes Cheng Jiaojiao, and then asked her to meet in the afternoon. He wanted to confess his love today, but he was afraid that Cheng Jiaojiao would not like him, so he sent a text message anonymously." , and even threatened others, but Cheng Jiaojiao went and was very angry, and the second child was afraid of Cheng Jiaojiao, so he planted the notoriety of texting on my head!"

After hearing this, He Dongcheng had an expression of hatred for iron and steel: "Nie Guijun, Nie Guijun! What do you want me to say about you? How old are you, you dare not even take on such a thing, how can you make other girls like you? No wonder you haven't had a girlfriend for three years..."

"Isn't Lin Dong also?" Nie Guijun obviously didn't think he was wrong. In his opinion, since he was a roommate, he had the obligation to help himself bear the risk, but he never thought of helping others bear the risk and responsibility .

Seeing Nie Guijun's true face for the first time, Lin Dong suddenly stopped being angry. It's really not worth being angry with such a villain. He suddenly smiled and said: "To be honest, today I really have to thank you for putting the hat of texting on me. on the head!"

As soon as these words came out, the three people in the dormitory were stunned. They all looked at Lin Dong as if they were strangers. He Dongcheng even wanted to touch his forehead to see if he was sick and talking nonsense.

"If you didn't do this, Cheng Jiaojiao wouldn't go to me, and then... Hehe, maybe you didn't expect that not only Ji Yao and I have a good relationship, but Jiaojiao also thinks I'm a good person, worth dating. In the future, You are the only bachelor left in our dormitory, Ao Er, you have to work hard!"

"That's impossible!" Nie Guijun couldn't help shouting loudly, "How could Cheng Jiaojiao have a crush on you?"

Cheng Jiaojiao is Nie Guijun's dream goddess. In his opinion, no one in the whole department is worthy of Cheng Jiaojiao except himself. He suddenly heard Lin Dong say that, and he couldn't accept this "fact" at all!
"Is this impossible?" Lin Dong said with a smile: "Before tonight, do you think that my possible Ji Yao is a friend? The most beautiful school belle in the whole school for ten years is my friend. What is impossible?" ?”

Nie Guijun froze on the spot!
Lin Dong smiled meaningfully at him again, and said, "Thank you for helping me!" After speaking, he patted his shoulder and went to wash up.

Hmph, the wicked must be tortured!

(End of this chapter)