Splendid Pastoral: The Strong and Hot Wife

Chapter 178

They walked another twenty meters away, and heard voices in front of them, but they couldn't make out what they were saying.

When he got closer, he heard Caiyi's voice coming from an open stone door.

"Little master! Little master! How are you doing?"

"Haha... you wicked bitch, he can't live anymore! Haha..."

"Shut up! Laugh again! Laugh again, and I'll..."

"Hehe... how about laughing at you again? Haha..."

"Hmph! If you laugh again, I'll kill you!"

"Ah! Haha...kill me? Haha...kill me! I killed so many people, they were all powerless people, now someone wants to kill me, I can't wait!
Rather than living in such pain in this world, it would be better to kill me with one knife!Woohoo...I beg you!just kill me! "

Xu Xiaomi is very strange, who is this?With such an arrogant tone, you actually want to die?
Xu Xiaomi searched for the sound, approached the stone room with the door open, and felt a musty smell coming from inside.

Xu Xiaomi quickly covered her nose with her hand, went around to the door, and walked in.

Only after Xu Xiaomi walked in and saw it did he realize why that man wanted to die so much just now.

I saw a big iron cage in the room. Inside was a man in his 30s. His face was covered with dirt but his handsome features could not be concealed. He had a high nose bridge, deep-set eyes and black messy hair. He was sitting on the ground. He also holds his feet high on his shoulders.

Xu Xiaomi felt extremely strange in her heart, but she had no time to find out why that man was upside down?When she walked in the door, the man had already seen him, but he stared blankly and didn't speak a word.

He didn't hear the man speak, but saw him staring blankly at Caiyi at the door, suddenly alerted, she turned her head to look, and saw that it was Xu Xiaomi.

Standing up hurriedly, he said, "Master! The man was found, even if he was poisoned, I treated him, but he still hasn't woken up."

When Xu Xiaomi saw Xu Hao lying in Caiyi's arms, his eyes were closed, his face was pale, and his rosy lips had no blood in them.

Xu Xiaomi squatted down nervously, hugged Xu Hao's body and burst into tears.

"Brother! Wake up! Brother! It's my sister who came to save you! Wake up! Huh..."

At this time, the man sitting in the iron cage cried into tears watching Xu Xiaomi holding Xu Hao.

Said: "Why are you crying? Everyone can't escape! Haha..."

Xu Xiaomi wanted to beat him up very much when he heard that, so he shot him coldly, stared at him and asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

Hearing that, the man laughed again, and said, "Haha... Who am I? Why am I here? Who am I? Ah! Haha... I... Who am I... Ah? Ah ...Wuuuuuuuu..." The man laughed and began to cry.

"Master? Don't you think he is very similar to the one who claimed to be the current emperor?" Xiao Bailong said.

Xu Xiaomi forgot to cry when he heard what Xiaobailong said, and looked carefully and felt that they were somewhat similar.

Xu Xiaomi turned her head and asked, "So what? We are too busy to take care of ourselves now, and we don't know any poison in Xu Hao? Could it be..."

Xu Xiaomi burst into tears unconsciously as she spoke, and even choked up so hard that she couldn't continue speaking.

Seeing Xu Xiaomi crying sadly, Xiao Bailong felt very uncomfortable, and said in a hoarse voice: "Master! How about we take them back together so that we can ask the little master what kind of poison he has?"

Xu Xiaomi took a breath and asked, "What... all together?"

"That is, take the emperor outside with this person back!" Xiao Bailong explained.

After hearing this, Xu Xiaomi thought: The person outside is somewhat similar to this silly-looking person.Is it really as I guessed...?
If the person outside is really the one in the capital, then there is no emperor in the capital now?

Never mind!Just as Xiao Bailong said, take them all back first, let Qiu Yongzheng go back to the capital to ask his sister, see if that one is there in the capital?

The matter was decided in this way, Xu Xiaomi asked Caiyi and Xiaobailong to take the two of them back to Jiaoxiang hotpot together.

When they returned to Jiaoxiang's backyard, it was already noon on the eighth day of September.Caiyi took Xu Hao over.It carried Xu Hao into a room, and asked Xiao Bailong to guard the door, preventing anyone from entering.

Even when Xu Xiaomi said to detoxify after the interrogation, Caiyi disagreed, saying: "Xu Hao's poison has already entered the five internal organs, there can be no further delay."

There was no other way, Xu Xiaomi could only watch as it carried Xu Hao into the house and closed the doors and windows tightly.

Wu Yue is very good at the work of interrogating people, but he only knows a few superficial fists and kicks, and he still lacks some means.

When he saw the people he brought back, he was a little dumbfounded. Why do they look so similar?Moreover, they all have the demeanor of a king, which is hard to break our Master Wu.

Xu Xiaomi didn't ask Wu Yue what his thoughts and opinions were, she first asked Liu Xiaoyun to clean up the man with his head upside down.

In this way, when two people are put together, they really look exactly the same.Just like twin brothers, if two people go out separately, no one can tell the difference.

Xu Xiaomi put them on the same bed and retreated. She was waiting for a good show.

Half an hour later, there was a sound in that room.

"Ah! Who are you?"

"I am the current emperor, who are you?"

"Who am I? Who am I? That's right! Who am I? Haha... Who am I? Ah...Aha...Who am I?"

"Come here! Why is there a fool in my room? He doesn't even know who he is, yet he dares to fall with me?
Come and drag him out and behead him! "

"How dare you! You want to rebel? Yongshun, Yongshun! Come and drag this assassin out and behead him!"

"Do you dare to impersonate me? I will let you impersonate! Let you impersonate!"

"Ah! Escort! Escort! Where is the Imperial Forest Army? Escort! Escort..."

The two emperors, real and fake, had such a quarrel in the room that they finally started fighting!
Xu Xiaomi hurriedly opened the door and saw the two men on the bed fighting each other, and didn't realize that someone came in.Xu Xiaomi didn't speak, and just watched them pinch each other in a calm and breezy manner.

I saw that the one on top grabbed the neck of the one on the bottom, but the one on the bottom grabbed a certain private part of the one on top, screaming in pain.

"Let go! Let go quickly! Otherwise, I'll crush you!"

"Aw... you despicable villain, aw... I'm hurting to death! Let go! Let go! One, two, three, let go!"

"what……"

"Hahaha... If you dare to pinch my neck, I think you have taken the guts of a bear! You dare to drug me, tell me quickly, how do you know that I am the emperor?"

"Ah... I said, I said, let me go! If you pinch it again, it will really explode! Ah..."

The person above couldn't bear the pain anymore, and let go of the hand that was pinching the man's neck.However, the person below did not let go of his private parts.

"Huh! If I let you go, will you still say it? Don't you know how to fly? If I let you go, you can't fly anymore?"

"Ah! Please! Let it go! I say yes!"

"Stop talking nonsense, speak quickly!"

"The thing is like this, Xiaomin is Qiao Xiaoshan, 32 years old, single, his parents died early, he was originally a woodcutter in Xunlong Mountain, and he made a living by chopping firewood! However, in the past two years, he has become addicted to gambling.

During the Chinese New Year this year, because I had no money to repay the gambling debts of the casino, I was afraid of being caught by the casino people, so I ran to Xunlong Mountain to avoid the limelight.

Who knew, as soon as I entered, I saw a fat man eating raw fish, and I said it was not edible, it had to be cooked!
He said he couldn't cook it, and asked me to cook it for him. I was also hungry, so I said it would be fine to cook fish.But, I want to eat it too!
He nodded in agreement, and after I cooked a few meals for him, he asked me to stay, and I said that I would go back to the village after the limelight passed.

He said that if I stayed, he would teach me some skills, ah!Take it easy! "

"go on!"

"Ah! Yes, yes! I heard from him that he can go to the water, so I let him show me!

Who knows, as soon as he showed me how to play, I wanted to learn it, and thought that if I learned it, no one would dare to bully me anymore!
I agreed to stay and learn, and he gave me a bowl of dark soup. After drinking it, I learned it very quickly. I learned the technique of flying and illusion in two months.

Then, the two of us often hang out!After getting drunk once, he showed his original shape, and I only knew it was a big black bear!
That day, we went out to drink again, and the wine in the Jiaoxiang hot pot restaurant was very strong.

Both of us were a little drunk. When we passed by Luwen Academy, we saw you hurriedly hugging a little boy and helping a wounded person, hurrying on the road!

Listening carefully, it turns out that you have a lot of background. My Master Heixiong wanted to be a national teacher, so he poisoned you and brought you back, and asked me to pretend to be you.

I was timid, and said I was afraid that you would settle accounts with me after you woke up.It shifts your meridians and makes you head and foot upside down!

I asked how long it could take care of it, and it said it would only take a day or two, and it would eat you up after two days, so it would be such a hassle!
That way, I can be your stand-in with confidence!Please don't kill me, let me go! "

The real emperor, at this moment, loosened his grip on the private parts of the person, fell down, and was about to say something, when the person above chopped him unconscious with a hand knife.

He jumped out of bed, trying to escape.Who knew, just as soon as he took a step, Xu Xiaomi's foot stretched out and tripped him to the ground.

Xu Xiaomi thought that his younger brother was innocently poisoned and didn't know what kind of poison it was!You still want to run!Seeing him tripped, Xu Xiaomi stepped forward and kicked the man named Qiao Xiaoshan a few times, on his buttocks and thighs!
Before Qiao Xiaoshan realized what was going on, he was beaten up by Xu Xiaomi again and hurriedly shouted, "Stop!"

Xu Xiaomi flew up and accidentally kicked him on the base of the thigh. He curled up his legs in pain and said, "Aha...don't hit! Don't hit! Hit again...you'll be useless! Ouch! Hello!"

(End of this chapter)