enchanting husband, peach blossom wife

Chapter 15

Except for Prince Yun, everyone in and outside the hall was stunned for an instant.

Xiang Taohua was dumbfounded, looking at the mountain of meat inside!My God, how many catties must be a big fat man!If you don't look carefully, you will definitely not see that Su person! !

There is a seam at the neck where the head meets the shoulders, and the round head is actually shiny.There are really thousands of piles of flesh on his body, layer upon layer, even if he puts on clothes, he can still see the layer upon layer of flesh with a full sense of drape.

This body is magnificent and dripping with fat, Xiang Taohua guesses that this guy has to lift up the layers of flesh in the shower, and then use a towel to clean the gaps between the layers of flesh.He sat on the grand master's chair, which was more than spacious for the two of them, the fat meat squeezed out of the hollow pattern of the grand master's chair.Xiang Taohua looked down at the solid wooden chair, the legs of the chair were trembling, and it might collapse at any moment!

Well, forget it!What surprised Xiang Taohua even more was that there was a beautiful woman sitting beside the big fat man, with plain teeth and vermilion lips, clear eyes, snowy skin, and a gentle and friendly smile. It is this woman who is not only gentle and pleasant with a ladylike talent, but also has a faint heroic spirit in her brows, which is not like other coy girls.But at this moment, such a rare woman, her soft pancreas is placed on the fat man's fat leg that is worthy of hugging.Obviously, the relationship between the two is very close!

The fat man and the woman also looked at Xiang Taohua with a strange look on their faces, and their eyes frequently glanced over the hands that Lord Yun and Taohua were holding each other.Strange, strange, if this evildoer stands side by side with a woman on weekdays, it is the time of the dandy, the moment of the hooligan.Today, it is plain and clean, actually holding the woman's little hand, the big and small hands overlapping each other.This artistic conception really has to make people dream about it!

Lord Yun naturally felt it too, unexpectedly there was a hint of embarrassment on his old face, he coughed lightly, let go of Taohua's hand without a trace, walked in slowly, and said sullenly: "Damn fat man, he ran over early in the morning, he is still here When this king and his concubine are eating, look at you fat man, how can this king be able to eat!"

The fat man looked aggrieved, and Nuonuo said: "Good brother, your brother doesn't want to, tell me, how pitiful you are, it's rare that you don't have to go to bed early, and you still want to sleep well, it's not you Sister-in-law, slap this precious flesh on my brother so hard that I have to wake him up early!"

A good emperor brother, I was shocked when I heard it!This guy turned out to be the current emperor Yun Hengzhao!On the day of Xiang Taohua's wedding, the voice of the empress was heard, but she never met.After getting married, she has always been isolated from the world and kept her own way. Even Yun Hengxi seldom came over, so why would she take her to have fun with the royal children!
It is rumored among the people that the emperor and empress have a deep love for butterflies, and the emperor of the Yun Dynasty only favors the empress.Xiang Taohua never understood that the dignified Prime Minister Li's daughter should not be a noble concubine or something, but she married the capital dude Yun San Wangye.

Now that Xiang Taohua understands, let alone the emperor's special feelings, as far as the emperor's tonnage is concerned, ordinary women are either scared to death before going to bed, or crushed to death on the bed. The squeezed fat is suffocating, if you don't die, if you watch too much fat that has not subsided and rises again, you will eventually get tired of life!
Only the wise and brave can make such a tragic choice!Ordinary women with a little bit of a status idea are probably looking for death and life, and they don't want to live with a man who is more magnificent than themselves!
Xiang Taohua couldn't help lamenting that when he said that Yun Hengxi was the dregs of his old mother's expired womb, it was a big mistake!Yun Hengxi and Yun Hengzhao are compatriots from the empress's mother, and the second prince, Yun Hengkun, was born to the imperial concubine.It is expected that after giving birth to the fat man, the emperor and his wife must have learned from the pain, carefully summed up the experience and lessons, carefully studied the posture and posture, and finally became popular and gave birth to the evil Yun Hengxi.

Tao Hua, who was about to step over the threshold, was too surprised, and her raised foot paused, because she had already leaned forward, so her foot naturally moved forward.A stagger, people rushed forward.

Seeing that the tragedy was about to happen, the strange thing was that Taohua's body suddenly stopped three thirds of the way from the ground.Immediately afterwards, Xiang Taohua felt a soft hand pulling him up.Looking up, it was the Empress Empress who was sitting next to the emperor, she couldn't help saying repeatedly: "Taohua is really reckless, fortunately there is a empress, otherwise Taohua would make a fool of herself in public!" She bowed her knees and saluted: "Long live the emperor, Auspicious empress!"

The queen chuckled, and glanced at Lord Yun, only to see that the original nervousness of Lord Yun had returned to normal, and the hand that was originally stretched out was also retracted.

The queen clasped Taohua's wrist lightly without any trace, a look of surprise flashed across her face, and then she smiled and said: "I have never seen my siblings before, but when I saw them today, they are really lovely, they are all a family, why bother?" That's an out-of-the-ordinary address. If you can, younger siblings can call me elder sister! Come on, sit down quickly, I'm afraid I was shocked just now!" After finishing speaking, he took Tao Hua's hand and walked to the table to sit down.

The big fat emperor smiled kindly, "Brother thinks that the emperor should thank me for being the big brother, but you just married the younger brother and sister as I suggested at the beginning. Brother and sister are not as good as you, because you have a good eye!" said the big fat man Excited, I wanted to stand up urgently, but unfortunately the flesh was still embedded in the hollow pattern of the Taishi chair, and it was hard to get it out.

Standing up, I continued to express: "Brother among all living beings, I fell in love with your sister-in-law at a glance. Even if there is no meat to eat, I still won't change my mind! Brother and sister, if you say no, I think you are good, pleasing to the eye, and interesting! Brother, it's not that big brother is talking about you, you should also take care of it, take a look, "

The fat man's voice became lower and lower, and finally he lowered his head, and sat down again like a defeated boar.Yun Hengxi's cold knife eyes were scraping at the big fat man, and he cut a catty of fat with one glance, "You fat man is endless, and you come here early in the morning to make noise, and your saliva is flying all over the sky, which is better than Tangmen's!" The Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle is still poisonous, who can eat the food on this table?!"

The big fat man secretly glanced at the furious Third Prince, swept the food on the table with his big hands like cattail leaf fans, and said aggrievedly: "I just ate it all, you guys prepare the dishes again! Lao Lan!" The emperor roared With a loud noise, a fat old man appeared quietly and said, "The servant is here!"

The emperor said: "Let the kitchen prepare the dishes again and bring them here!" The old man should have left!

The queen, who had been smiling silently, spat and said, "You wish you could eat all of it. If you get fatter, you won't be able to enter my room!"

The emperor pursed his lips and remained silent.Looking back at Xiang Taohua, he said with great interest again: "Sister Taohua, my younger brother has bullied you, if so, you can go to the palace to find elder brother!"

Xiang Taohua is excited, finally has a backer, and it is still No.1 in Yun Dynasty!The poor impression of Emperor Peach Blossom's authority was too deep-rooted, and he automatically ignored which man was yelling just now, and which man looked pitiful as a young daughter-in-law!

Sure enough, the fat man continued: "When you come to look for brother, I feel comforted in my heart. Finally, there is a poor man with the same disease! Brother is suffering!"

Xiang Taohua gritted his teeth, swallowed the ecstasy that he had just swallowed, stood up and wanted to shake hands with the big fat man's pu fan, and stretched out his hand to feel the knife eye around him fly again, whizzing It was so cold that it made people shiver, and he couldn't help but sat down speechlessly.

But the queen seemed to be used to it, and said with a smile: "You fat man is really nagging, and you won't let your siblings eat if you keep talking like this!"

After finishing speaking, he was about to add porridge to Taohua, but he saw that someone took the lead. Lord Yun had already filled Xiang Taohua, and said softly: "My concubine, hurry up and eat, don't bother with this fat pig!"

"Yo, brother!" The fat man's tone was raised, his face narrowed, and he was about to speak when Lord Yun glanced at him, and the poor fat man immediately fell silent, holding his breath and exhaling twice through his nostrils. over.

The queen smiled and said, "King Yun, I was the one who dragged him here today, and my sister-in-law has something to ask! When does King Yun plan to go to Qingcheng?"

Lord Yun was very polite to his sister-in-law, and said: "Sister-in-law is serious, let's have a good chat after dinner, I will leave soon!" Hearing this to Taohua, he drank the porridge faster. OK!

After finishing the meal, Xiang Taohua automatically felt that he wanted to invite Ann back.The high-level people are going to have a meeting, so it's not a problem if I'm here!Besides, I have no curiosity to pry into the secrets at all!The more you know this secret, the heavier you live!It's better to withdraw it and return it to the cage!

Lord Yun grabbed Xiang Taohua's waist, and deliberately lowered his voice, "My concubine must have been tired last night, it's all my fault, I will apologize to my concubine tonight!"

The fat emperor was eager to eavesdrop, leaning forward, the fat in his stomach trembled, and even the table began to shake.

Xiang Taohua was taken aback, then smiled coquettishly, cast a wink at Lord Yun, rubbed his elbow on Lord Yun's chest, and said in a coquettish voice: "My lord will make fun of others, and you should also eat more meat. Make up your body, if you leave early like last night, I won't accept you!" After saying that, she twisted her body, bowed, and left magnificently!

"Wahhaha" the fat emperor laughed heartily!The fat was trembling wildly. If Taohua saw it, she would definitely feel a lot of emotion: "Ah, the trembling is even more spectacular than the twerk dance!"

But before he could smile for a long time, Lord Yun's lazy voice came: "I see that it's time for you to lose weight!" As soon as the words fell, the fat emperor immediately covered his mouth with his hands, his whole face flushed red , only the fat on his body is still in the wind and rain.

Prince Yun snorted coldly, looked back at the Queen, and said gently: "Sister-in-law, why are you so anxious?"

The queen's eyes darkened, she gave a wry smile, and said: "I know you are going to the Qingcheng Sword Sect. The contest between the two young ladies of the Qingcheng Sword Sect to recruit relatives is indeed a major event in the martial arts world. My father's Shangjian Sect will also participate , not to mention that my ineffective younger brother has always admired Fairy Yueying Xiang Jiazhu. You also know that swords have no eyes during martial arts competitions. I just want to ask my younger brother to take care of his safety for me when the time comes. My father has long since passed away. If you recognize me as an unfilial daughter, the only descendant of Shangjianmen is my younger brother."

The fat emperor was serious, holding the queen's hand, and said: "Don't worry, with the third younger brother here, who can hurt him, besides, things are not as bad as you think, your father will figure it out after all." Yes. If you can’t figure it out, I’ll arrest your parents and put them under house arrest in the palace! Let you see them all the time!”

The queen laughed and spat: "It's all nonsense!" Turning her head and smiling gently, she said to Prince Yun, "Taohua is a pretty girl, I think my brother is really tempted!"

Prince Yun curled his lips and said lazily: "It's early, sister-in-law is too worried!"

The queen covered her mouth and smiled, and said: "If you don't want to be moved, how can you spend so much effort to cleanse the tendons and marrow for others? You are so generous, why don't you help your sister-in-law? Besides, just now, the girl was almost I stumbled, and I don't know who looked anxious, transmitted force through the air, and held him up in mid-air!"

The fat emperor hurriedly responded: "Isn't that right, last time your brother stepped on the air and rolled down from the throne, you sat in the hall, why didn't you help your brother?!"

Prince Yun flicked his sleeves and got up together, "How can a beauty be compared with you!" After saying that, he walked away.The two left behind looked at each other and smiled, both could see the teasing expression in each other's eyes!
Third Prince Yun, just wait for the fall!
(End of this chapter)