Chapter 17

Xiang Taohua is very upset these few days, very upset!Can't eat enough, can't sleep well, and has to be used as a girl every now and then.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads, money is not in hand, sadly like a dog.

That's fine, I can't hide even if I can't be provoked, but for the two people in a carriage who can't look up, look down, or look down, Prince Yun is simply a monster who follows everywhere and is everywhere!
Logically speaking, she Xiang Taohua is not a person who holds grudges, on the contrary, she has always been open-minded, sincere and kind!Although it is not enough to say that people praise people, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and cars see cars, but in general, word of mouth is not bad.

Now, with her flowery beauty, she should be here to enjoy the blessings!When you raise your hand, someone supports it, when you tilt your body, someone leans on it, when you lower your head, someone holds it, tears fall, and your heart breaks!

But now, what is her condition? !Shouting to the peach blossoms, Lord Yun raised his hand, the tea is here, pour it!Lord Yun narrowed his eyes, the wind is coming, fan!Lord Yun raised his leg and reached his hand, beat it!Prince Yun fell down, people arrived, sleep!
She pours tea and water to Taohua, beats her back and squeezes her shoulders, and even sleeps with her!This is not the only thing, Lord Yun also came to a few brothels from time to time to get into the bad habit.Just like now, Lord Yun's magical voice came again: "Hua Hua, sing a song for me! My life is boring, it's very boring, it's very boring!"

It is rare for Xiang Taohua to take a break at this time, leaning against the window and feeling sorry for herself, looking enviously at the small building outside enjoying leisure, sitting with Fuquan outside the carriage, enjoying the beautiful world and fresh air.The creases of Fuquan's smiling face are like a blooming chrysanthemum, in Xiang Taohua's eyes at this moment, it is so fresh and refined!
Xiang Taohua snorted dissatisfiedly, sister let this demon torture enough, don't torture you, the resentment in sister's chest burst out, overwhelming, the sun and the moon are dark!
So Xiang Taohua actually smiled brightly at Lord Yun, which made Lord Yun's heart chill.The girl has been acting strangely for the past few days, and suddenly she smiled so warmly in spring, which made Prince Yun feel that the cold and heat are reversed, which is not appropriate.

Then, Xiang Taohua's soft singing sounded, singing Qiong Yao's "The Moon is Misty, the Bird is Misty".

"The moon is hazy, the birds are hazy, and the campfire illuminates the night sky. The mountains are hazy, the birds are hazy, and the autumn insects are whispering. The flowers are hazy, the night is hazy, and the evening wind is knocking on the curtain,"

The voice was so clear and moving that it turned thousands of times, Lord Yun's eyes were full of admiration and fascination, and even the few people outside were also engrossed at this moment, listening to Xiang Taohua's clear song on this mountain path.

It's a pity that the reason why Xiang Taohua sang the original lyrics is for such a strong contrast between heaven and earth!Because immediately afterwards, it was still the soft, greasy, clear voice, and the melodious, fluttering tune, but the words changed:
The eyes are dim, the ears are deaf, and the nostrils are blocked; the head hurts, the feet are swollen, and the hemorrhoids are bleeding again! "

Stopped, and sighed to Taohua: "Now I am in the rivers and lakes, but there is no legend about me in the rivers and lakes. I am very sad and angry, and I am very unwilling!"

Quiet, absolutely quiet!Immediately afterwards, following the neighing of the horse, the carriage stopped suddenly. It was Amu who was so surprised when he heard this moment that he pulled the reins tightly without realizing it!Then there were two loud bangs, one was that Fuquan was stunned for a while, the carriage stopped, his head tilted, and hit the beam outside the carriage, and the other was that Xiao Zhu fell backwards!

Lord Yun's face turned white and red for a while, and then he said coldly, "Xiang Taohua, come here!"

Xiang Taohua opened a pair of big innocent eyes, and said with a puzzled expression: "Not satisfied? Do you want to play another song?"

"Huahua, are you angry?"

"No, since I've been with my husband, I don't have any anger in my body, and I haven't even let a fart go!"

There were two more bangs, and Fuquan and Xiaozhu outside fell down again.

Prince Yun's mouth twitched, and he said, "Huahua, are you unhappy?"

His eyes were expressionless, "Happy, since I left the house, I have been extremely happy, this heart is opening petal by petal, it's so brilliant!"

Prince Yun frowned: "Aren't you full?"

His tone began to fluctuate a bit, "Since I was on the road, my stomach has been swollen. The steamed buns I ate the day before yesterday, the pancakes I ate yesterday, and the vegetarian buns I ate today. I have whole grains in my stomach. I don't want to eat a piece of meat." There's nowhere to put it!"

Get angry at Peach Blossom, don't you?Ever since I left the door, I thought that I could live freely in the world, eat well, drink spicy food, wear well and sleep beautifully.As a result, I don't know where the melon seeds of this cloud monster's head were broken, and he chose to walk on the mountain road!
If it is good, you can go to the small town to rest, and if it is not good, you can find one or two families for the night.The hateful thing is that this guy is still unrestrained and unrestrained, he is always so radiant and coquettish every day.

Xiang Taohua couldn't figure out why she was more pampered than the golden and fleshy Prince Yun.This guy seems to be enjoying this kind of life quite a bit, and he looks like he is enjoying the simple food!
He also said that if the lady wants to have a good meal, buy some rouge and gouache, the king will spend a lot of money, and he will never be soft!Nowadays, it is rare for people to see one, so how wasteful!Xiang Taohua is sure that this guy is definitely doing it on purpose, just to make her spend less money!

Lord Yun suddenly chuckled, walked up to Xiang Taohua, hugged Taohua's waist, and sighed in a low voice: "My lady, if you want to eat meat, you can eat it for your husband!" Printed on the face of peach blossoms, she moved down and kissed her lips.

Nibbling and grinding gently, Xiang Taohua's small fist kept beating Lord Yun's shoulder, but in the end he returned in vain, so he had no choice but to chase after Lord Yun's tongue and bite, not to be outdone.Prince Pianshengyun is highly skilled, he can draw freely, and has a good offensive and defensive skills. What finally evolved is a hot lip-tongue entanglement!
On the next day, Xiang Taohua and Prince Yun got off the carriage and strolled leisurely on the road.Lord Yun was playing with the copper coins in his hands, throwing copper coins at Taohua and Lord Yun on the short road, and Taohua had already lost all the 38 taels of silver that Lord Yun had rounded up.

At this moment, a group of birds suddenly flew from the sky.Taohua unconsciously shouted: "Look, meat is flying in the sky!" The hopeful meaning in the voice, smelling the tears, moved the listener.

Prince Yun's mouth curled up, and the copper plate in his hand was lightly tossed.

The next moment, four of the birds suddenly fell down, just landing at Taohua's feet!
Xiang Taohua looked at the bird on the ground, licked his lips, and remained silent.

Prince Yun pretended to sigh: "In the past few days, this king's mouth has also faded. It's rare for meat to fall from the sky. Amu, make a fire on the spot. This king wants to eat barbecue!"

Xiang Taohua turned her head to look at Lord Yun, her upper lip trembled and her lower lip trembled: "Husband, do you finally want to eat meat?"

Prince Yun's heart fluttered, ever since he ordered him to call each other "husband and wife", Xiang Taohua always talked about him every time, and never addressed him directly as "husband".

This gentle call of "husband" made Prince Yun's mood unprecedentedly good, even more satisfying and intoxicating than drinking the No.1 wine in the world "Zui Li Chun"!The tide of emotion in this heart is overflowing!

That night, Xiang Taohua finally tasted the long-awaited taste of meat.Also since that night, every day, there are always one or two small animals wandering around them. In Xiang Taohua's eyes, Amu, who knows a little about martial arts, is able to capture them to improve everyone's food.

That night, because Amu went astray, they couldn't make it to the nearby towns, so they could only spend the night on the road.

Taohua is sitting in the car, drinking tea and chatting with Xiaozhu.Lord Yun said that the stars were shining brightly tonight, so he got out of the carriage and walked around.

Fuquan was bowing and standing behind Prince Yun at this moment, saying: "Master, we have followed all the way, but the traces of the Tianyi Sect are very scattered today. Is the news of the birth of the five great magic weapons true? A trick to disrupt the current situation?"

Lord Yun did not make a sound, only a gust of wind blew, Lord Yun suddenly turned around, his expression darkened, at this moment the golden monkey who was squatting quietly on the tree also jumped up, it seemed quite restless!
Fuquan frowned, as if he was still puzzled, and Lord Yun said in a deep voice, "What a strong smell of blood! Amu, hurry up, go three miles!" After saying that, he left alone and got into the carriage!
When Xiao Zhu saw Prince Yun got into the car, he quickly bowed his head and walked out.Feeling the carriage moving forward, Xiang Taohua couldn't help asking: "What's the matter, it's late at night, and you're still on your way?"

Prince Yun smiled lazily, lying half-lying on his body, and said: "Isn't that right? Amu said that there is a village not far in front. I feel sorry for my wife for my husband. When I arrive in the village, my wife can at least freshen up and wash up. It's much more comfortable!"

He snorted into the tip of Peach Blossom's nose.It's just that the more the carriage moved forward, the more uneasy Xiang Taohua became.Before she could figure it out, she had already fallen into a familiar embrace, warm as before, which made her uneasiness disappear, and she could only hear the hateful voice saying: "Warm your wife's bed for my husband!" , the lady is still satisfied."

(End of this chapter)

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