enchanting husband, peach blossom wife

Chapter 87

Yun Meiren has hatred in her heart, where did this little bastard come from, not only is he nondescript, but also neurotic, not only neurotic, but also speaks vulgarly, not only his words are vulgar, but, now, he is also careless!
Aren't you going to relieve Lao Tzu's acupoints? Where should you touch your salty pig's hand that has been in the brine five hundred times?Yun Meiren was so ashamed and angry that she almost fainted.His whole body power is now accumulated in the dantian. Huo Xiaonuo's sudden acupressure stopped his internal power that was running smoothly. Now, with the passage of time, his internal power has completely lost control, and he started to mess around. If there are signs of escaping, if it gets worse, it is still unknown if he is insane.

And the slug, oh no, it should be the nosebleed Huo Xiaonuo, what are you busy with now?Huo Xiaonuo smiled flatteringly and said: "Don't be afraid, brother will help you relieve the acupoints!" Then, Huo Xiaonuo began to lift Yun Meiren's clothes in spite of Yun Meiren's protesting eyes.

Because it was time to rest at night, a loose and thin outer shirt was quickly lifted off.Yun Meiren roared in her heart again and again, "Damn it, do you have to take off your clothes and belts when you untie the acupoints?"But no matter how much he howled in his heart, Huo Xiaonuo naturally couldn't hear him. She was staring at the large white and crystal-clear skin at the moment, and the small groove under her nostrils was once again flooded with red water.

So beautiful, so beautiful!Huo Xiaonuo stared at Yun Meiren in front of him, even though he was more alluring than a woman, but from his chest to his waist, he didn't have the slightest bit of fat, and he didn't show the slightest bit of emaciation, perfect proportions, and perfect presentation.Huo Xiaonuo's whole mind was attracted by the red dogwood on Yun Meiren's chest, and he unconsciously compared it with his own.

While thinking, Huo Xiaonuo's finger unconsciously clicked down, so flexible!At this moment, Yun Meiren's eyeballs must be, and then a few red threads popped out, it's hard to be angry, hard to be angry!Huo Xiaonuo came back to his senses, his heart skipped a beat, he laughed a few times, rolled up his fingers, and said embarrassingly: "Beauty, I'm sorry, my brother was anxious just now, and the acupuncture point was wrong, brother, don't you care?" Is it messy!"

Looking at Yun Meiren's already twitching face, Huo Xiaonuo didn't dare to neglect any more, and with a slight flick of his fingers, he untied his acupuncture points.At the same time, the whole person swiftly ran aside with his head in his arms, and shouted in a low voice: "If you want to scold, you can scold hard, if you want to hit, please hit lightly, I know I'm wrong!"

It's just that this sentence was wrong, and it came too late.At this moment, Yun Meiren has entered the sign of becoming obsessed.The internal force had already started to rush through her tendons, she took a deep breath, and Yun Meiren closed her eyes, trying her best to control the flow of her internal force, she still had no strength to curse and fight.

Huo Xiaonuo waited for a while, but found that there was no sound.Slowly raising her head, she saw Yun Meiren still lying motionless on the bed.Huo Xiaonuo tiptoed to the side of the bed, and said in his mouth: "You are really angry, don't tell me, I sincerely apologize to you, okay? Yes, I was a little bit wretched, and I wandered around in the green forest Land, it is inevitable that some bad habits have been tainted, I will change it in the future, and I will change it well!"

It wasn't until Huo Xiaonuo walked to the edge of the bed that he realized that something was wrong with Yun Meiren.His long black hair was scattered everywhere at this time, his jade cheeks were flushed, his breath was short of breath, but he was indescribably charming.

Huo Xiaonuo was in a hurry, maybe he was so angry.After careful observation, she felt that something was wrong, and said anxiously: "General Yun, are you injured, or some hidden disease has occurred, but you are talking, you must not have anything wrong, if something happens to you, brother-in-law If you don’t beat me so badly, you won’t even recognize yourself in a mirror.”

Huo Xiaonuo has deviated from the orthodoxy since she was a child, and has never been able to practice martial arts in peace. Naturally, her cultivation level has not been as outstanding as her master.After many years of messing around in the rivers and lakes, her aura of recklessness, as she herself said, is extremely strong, and there are indeed many inappropriate things in her words and deeds.But even so, she, Huo Xiaonuo, is still a big girl. The so-called affair between a man and a woman is something that she used to quietly lie on the window and listen to the obscene words of her subordinates when they were upsetting each other. , the foundation is still pure and tight, which can be seen from her next words.

Huo Xiaonuo widened his eyes, exclaimed, and said in a reproachful tone: "General Yun, you, what do you want me to say about you? You don’t know the severity, how can you poke a stick here? Even if you want to hide a weapon or something, there are still a lot of places, didn’t you stab yourself alive?”

Poor Yun Meiren, no matter how uncomfortable he is at the moment, it is not as sad as his whole heart is dripping with blood.Can anyone tell me, from which house did this dumb kid come from?Even if his internal energy is not in a mess at this moment, he will definitely be vomited blood to death by this "Lei Zhenzi" of unknown origin.

But in the next moment, Yun Meiren knew that his heart was actually stronger than he imagined, because Huo Xiaonuo's actions in the next moment, he carried it down!

Huo Xiaonuo grabbed the so-called stick in her heart and was about to pull it out.How can it hide so well!Huo Xiaonuo complained from the bottom of his heart, felt it carefully, and suddenly found something wrong. Although the thing was as hard as iron, the top was still a little soft.

Huo Xiaonuo sighed: "General Yun, this weapon of yours is really weird, wait for me to take a good look at it, and please forgive me for the abruptness!"

On the contrary, Yun Meiren calmed down at this moment, she closed her eyes tightly and tried her best to control the chaos in her body.His majestic Batian God of War has gone through many storms, but has never suffered such humiliation.When he returns to normal, he must make this naughty little thief look good.

Huo Xiaonuo got down on his stomach, with a vigilant look on his face, maybe it was some kind of insidious hidden weapon.Huo Xiaonuo pulled down Yun Meiren's pants. She still knew how shy she was, so she only pulled it down a little. With just a light touch and a snap, a warm and hard object hit her nose, and then , Huo Xiaonuo uttered another sentence that made Yun Meiren, who was silently practicing her skills, almost vomit blood and die.

Huo Xiaonuo said to himself: "General Yun, you are so ingenious that you even hid a mushroom in your crotch. It's strange. I've never seen a mushroom whose head is only a small ring bigger than the mushroom stem. ! What kind of weapon is this! I'm really ignorant!"

Huo Xiaonuo lay there and looked at it. Immediately afterwards, her face became redder and hotter.Until now, she was belatedly aware of the difference between men and women that the procuress told her when she was visiting the kiln with her subordinates.

Huo Xiaonuo let out a low cry, covered his face with his hands, and said repeatedly: "General Yun, I didn't mean to, I haven't seen the world, your old man has a lot, you must let me go!"

After murmuring several times in succession, she suddenly heard Yun Meiren groan.Huo Xiaonuo took a closer look, only to find that Yun Meiren's eyes were covered with red threads, her chest was heaving, her inner strength was exerted outwards but quickly retracted, and her fingers began to move slightly.

Huo Xiaonuo then put one hand on Yun Meiren's dantian, felt it carefully, and said anxiously: "General Yun, your breath is not stable, and you have gone crazy! Why didn't you say it earlier, you should do it anyway This hint is not, although I am a little impatient, but the master also praised me for being smart, if you give me a look, I can still think about it, and I won't delay until now."

Yun Meiren rolled her eyes, and even Huo Xiaonuo's master cursed her in her heart.The tall man with eyes on his buttocks picked such a water-filled apprentice.Fortunately, the sky has eyes, Huo Xiaonuo finally did something reliable after a night of dawdling.

Huo Xiaonuo hurriedly connected several acupoints on Dianyun Beauty's body, clasped his palms with both hands, and passed the exercises over carefully.Nongyu's internal energy is gentle and long, and with Huo Xiaonuo's help, Yun Meiren's injury was gradually brought under control.

When her breath had stabilized, Yun Meiren grabbed Huo Xiaonuo's hand, turned her body vigorously, and pressed Huo Xiaonuo back under her body.Her legs clasped Huo Xiaonuo's waist, her hands tightly grabbed Huo Xiaonuo's hands, she glared angrily, and said in a hoarse voice: "Say, who are you? Why are you here? You teased me a lot. "Yun Meiren grinned coldly: "How do you want to die, this king has always been generous to others, so you can choose one!"

Huo Xiaonuo already had a guilty conscience, so he didn't dare to provoke too much at this moment. Seeing Yun Meiren's gorgeous face shaking in front of his eyes, it was so beautiful that it took people's breath away. Alien mushrooms also rubbed between his legs from time to time.

Uncontrollably, Huo Xiaonuo's body weakened slightly, and even his voice became a little soft, "General Yun, calm down, you must calm down, as I said, I was entrusted by someone to come here to help the general escape Huxue, I came here tonight to explain everything to the general. What happened just now was really a coincidence, general, oh no, second brother, don’t be impulsive!"

Yun Meiren's eyes froze: "Who are you entrusted by? Don't let this king talk about it. Let's talk about the important point, who is your second brother!"

Huo Xiaonuo blinked his eyes and said pitifully: "Second brother, you are my second brother. My senior sister married your third brother, so you are my second brother!"

When Yun Meiren heard this, she was overjoyed, and said, "Are you Taohua's junior sister?" Immediately afterwards, his hands were clenched again, his eyes turned cold, and he said, "Why have I never heard her say that, according to As far as I know, my brother and sister have lost their minds and can't even recognize people!"

Huo Xiaonuo flattened his mouth, poor senior sister, she was cursed several times in just two days, and said unwillingly: "Second brother, who are you listening to nonsense, senior sister is very healthy, she and her brother-in-law are in love with each other, and they are so affectionate. Immortals and couples are enviable!"

"What?" An indescribable excitement surged up in Yun Meiren's heart, and her hands tightened a little more, causing Huo Xiaonuo to cry out in pain, with a tremor in her voice, "Third brother, he Aren't you already seriously injured? Is what you said true?"

Huo Xiaonuo turned her mouth up, she didn't believe who could seriously injure her brother-in-law, cut off her head, "Second brother, how could brother-in-law be injured? He and senior sister are currently guarding the army secretly. The relationship between Yimai and Tutian came up to the mountain to protect you quietly! If you don’t believe me, you should let go first, and my brother-in-law gave me a jade pendant! I keep it next to my body every day, and I hold it in my hand in the last hut. I accidentally fell into the pit!"

Yun Meiren didn't have the heart to listen to Lei Zhenzi's rambling nonsense, so she let go of one hand and said viciously: "Bring it!"

Huo Xiaonuo felt aggrieved, he stretched his hand into his chest, and finally took out a fiery red jade pendant. At this point, Yun Meiren's eyes were slightly red, and he clearly saw the engraving of his third brother on the jade pendant: I'm all right!

Excited, Yun Meiren and Huo Xiaonuo looked at each other suddenly, and both of them could hear someone rushing from outside, and from the sound of the steps, Yun Meiren could clearly tell that it was Turan.

Yun Meiren, who was in a relaxed and calm mood now, snorted, snapped off the two mustaches under Huo Xiaonuo's nose, cast a wink, and said softly: "Nosebleed, the so-called courtesy is reciprocal, just now you treat me What the king has done, the king will repay it twice, tonight the moonlight is like washing, bright and clean, it is most suitable for lovers to whisper to each other!"

Huo Xiaonuo looked like a frightened little mouse, looking at the dark sky outside the window, thinking about where the moon was, he felt a heavy pressure on his body, and Yun Meiren's whole body was bent over her!
(End of this chapter)