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Chapter 11 Gradually drifting away on the road of elegance

Since today was the Chunin exam, Tsunade woke up just after dawn.

Didn't do anything, just sat quietly in the corridor, watching the energetic Erha fluttering butterflies in the yard, having a great time.

After all, why would a dog be interested in fluttering butterflies?

Let alone a male dog.

Tsunade was a little confused about what Erha was.

A psychic beast created by the system?
Anyway, it looks like a husky that often puts on a stupid face, and keeps saying that its only interest is "copulation".

Closer to home, although today is the Chunin exam, Tsunade didn't wear the kimono that is easy to move, but put on the kimono again, with long hair and shawl, looking like a lady.

And the reason why he put on this inconvenient kimono again is actually because of the Chunin Exam, no, it's better to say it is to complete the task, but this task has nothing to do with the Chunin Exam.

"Mission: Elegant Victory"

『Mission Summary: As a princess of the Thousand Hands Clan, one should always maintain an elegant manner, even in battle. 』

"Mission Objective: To obtain the final victory of the Chunin Exam in the most elegant way. 』

"Mission Reward: Two Gold Coins"

"Failure Punishment: Invite Jirai to take a bath together"

"Mission Deadline: End of Chunin Exam"

When seeing this task, Tsunade actually refused, because as a heroine, Tsunade felt that he could not lose his integrity because of the task issued by the system. After all, if he failed, he would give benefits to Jiraiya, so the reader They will have opinions.

Later, Tsunade felt that, according to Sarutobi-sensei, the Chunin exam this time didn’t seem to be a simple exam, but contained political elements of demonstrations. As long as he passed all the way and defeated the final boss, he would probably be promoted to Chunin. It's a proper matter, after all, it is related to Konoha's face.

If it's just defeating the enemy, Tsunade has confidence in the strength of the system, and also in the strength of Orochimaru. The only thing to worry about is Jiraiya, but Tsunade is confident that he can bring Jiraiya through the oil bottle. The first and second rounds of the Chunin exam, as for the third round, that is an individual competition, Tsunade is not willing to care about Jiraiya's life and death.

What's more, going to a hot spring together is considered a shared bath, right?
Therefore, after hesitating again and again, Tsunade still took up the task.

But now the problem is coming, Jiraiya is still in a state of being out of contact, and the matter of Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and Tsunade as a team has already been decided long ago. Each has a copy, and it is impossible to change it.

Can only abstain.

In this case, Tsunade couldn't even pass the first written test...

Thinking of not only failing to be promoted to Chunin, but also sharing a bath with Jiraiya, Tsunade's mood became worse, but when the mood became worse, Tsunade unexpectedly felt that he was calmer and his mind started to work quickly .

Tsunade felt that this was probably the so-called aura of the protagonist.

"Erha, do you have any special requirements for mating?"

Looking at the fluttering Erha, Tsunade suddenly called out.

"Well?"

Erha looked at Tsunade suspiciously, "Brother, are you in heat yet?"

"..."

Tsunade felt that he and Erha were not creatures of the same dimension, so he immediately gave up and continued to ask.But Tsunade has already made up his mind, if he really wants to take a bath with Jiraiya, it must be a hot spring, if Jiraiya dares to touch his hands, he must stage a "Naruto Movie: *** *'s Ji Lai Ye".

It's just that I'm a little bit wronged Erha.

Erha was obviously not aware of his situation, still staring at the silent Tsunade with puzzled little eyes, as if he had made some major decision, and said with great self-sacrifice: "Although my lord said that people of different races cannot fall in love. , but if it's the big brother, I'd like to be a cream dog!"

"..."

Tsunade has always felt that he still has the ability to complain, but now he doesn't know where to start, especially after looking at Erha's doggy face that is so nervous.

a long time.

"...Actually, I'm not interested in males."

Hearing this, Erha breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a fistful heart: "Then I will give the little bitch from the Inuzuka family to your elder brother. That little bitch has beautiful features and soft hair, and it is rare." It is a rare and precious variety, and I have already unlocked a variety of skills, so I think it can meet your needs, big brother."

"..."

Tsunade has never considered himself a cruel person, but now he can't help but wish there was a dog meat festival in the world of Hokage.

And what did you do to the little bitch of the Inuzuka family? !

Tsunade couldn't help worrying that the Inuzuka clan would come to him.

But Tsunade quickly put these messy thoughts behind him for the time being.

Now that the Chunin exam has not yet started, how can you give up lightly?

Soon, Tsunade had already made up his mind; let Erha transform instead of Jiraiya to muddle through the first and second stage of the exam.

Yes, the transfiguration technique that has been superimposed many times is no longer limited to his own body. Tsunade feels that it is not difficult to hide the visual inspection of the special johnin with this transfiguration technique beyond common sense, even Jonin may not be able to find out.

At least it would be difficult for people who are not very familiar with Jiraiya to find it, and the only people who are particularly familiar with Jiraiya are Orochimaru, Sarutobi-sensei, and himself.

Tsunade believes that Sarutobi-sensei will definitely not expose this matter in order to make the plan go smoothly, and may even cooperate appropriately, and Orochimaru has never had any objections to this kind of thing... Well, it would be better to say that there is no Hobbies, I think I will just put on a cool look as usual and leave the sentence "boring", and then acquiesce to Tsunade's approach.

What's more, in the first and second phases of the Chunin Exam, theoretically, there won't be any awesome characters, and in the third phase of the knockout system, although many powerful characters will come to watch the battle, but at that time "Jiraiya 』Whether it appears or not is no longer important, just abstain directly.

Well, the script decided that's it!

Then the remaining question is how to complete the task.

According to Tsunade's analysis, the task of "Elegant Victory" lies in both victory and elegance. After all, promotion to Chunin is already a predetermined thing if there is no accident.

After all, what is elegance?

"Mission Summary" has already given a hint: always maintain an elegant speech and demeanor.

In short, the condition for completing this task is to achieve the final victory of the Chunin Exam while maintaining elegant demeanor.

Therefore, today's Tsunade put on the long-lost kimono, intending to show the most elegant side with a painting style that is far superior to others - there is no doubt that in the case of wearing a kimono, it is very inconvenient in every sense Tsunade must be conscious of being graceful at all times.

"Brother, Oshemaru-sama is here."

When the voice of the little maid came, Tsunade opened his half-closed eyes with sharp eyes.

"I see."

After responding, Tsunade said to Erha again, "Erha, come here."

"Well?"

Although he was puzzled, Erha, who called himself a "loyal dog", ran to Tsunade in a hurry.

Tsunade, who understood Erha's limited IQ, didn't bother to explain, and directly formed a seal, and pressed one hand on Erha's dog's head; the next moment, a living "Jiraiya" stood in front of Tsunade, But when he noticed the tail on "Jiraiya"'s ass, Tsunade fell silent.

Racial traits are really stubborn.

However, there is never a shortage of people with special hobbies in this world. What does it matter if you like to stuff something into your body?Thinking about it, I will also be able to be understood by other people in the future, and live strong with this hobby.

no problem!
Plan pass!
"Erha, from now on you are "Zi Lai Ye", stop talking and follow my orders."

"Hey, why?"

"If you don't want me to kill the whole Konoha's little bitch."

"..."

For the first time Erha realized Tsunade's unknown, cruel side.

(End of this chapter)