Douluo's martial arts devil fruit

Chapter 286 Rubbish teammates, ruin my youth 】

Faced with Qilin's questioning, the avatar Lin Er said that it was a lie that he didn't like it. After all, he was one of his favorite wives in his previous life.

But I already have a wife, how can I be half-hearted?

But I don't want to make Qilin sad.

Clone Lin Er bit the bullet and said, "I like it."

No matter, I'm just a clone, let the main body be troubled.

Qi Lin's pretty face immediately became happy when she heard the words, and then felt that she had overreacted, so she quickly regained her emotions.

And the people who were eating at the side were already stunned, no... less than one night?
Miss sister, what are you looking for in him?
Everyone is almost envious, this f*ck is still chasing after him, why can't I encounter such a good thing.

The avatar Lin Er felt a chill behind him, turned his head to look, and found that everyone's eyes seemed to kill him and treat him.

After giving them a blank look, how do you know my pain.

It's a pity that everyone couldn't hear what was in his heart, otherwise they would yell at him, why don't you give me this kind of pain!
Being watched by so many people, the avatar Lin Er didn't want to eat anymore. Seeing Qilin's eyes full of love, he took a deep breath and said, "Then sister Qilin, I'm full, I have to go."

Qilin recovered and asked quickly, "Where are you going?"

"Why should I go if I don't go home so late?" the avatar Lin Er said nonsense without blushing.

He has a fart in this world, and he is still a gangster, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave, otherwise he was really afraid that Qilin would really eat him.

Qilin laughed and said, "Okay, I'll take you home. Anyway, it's hard to get a taxi at night."

It's no wonder that you can't get a taxi at night. In such a developed city, how could you not be able to get a taxi? It's just that Qilin wants to know where his home is.

The avatar Lin Er quickly shook his head and said, "No need, I'll just go back by myself."

"It's okay, it's on the way."

"Oh, don't bother you."

"If there's any trouble, you can drive there quickly."

"It's really not necessary."

The two pushed back and forth, and everyone who was eating couldn't bear it anymore.

with a snap.

A man huffed... walked out.

Others also left.

This dog food, I still eat a fart, the more I eat, the more bitter the food, woo woo woo, it's so uncomfortable.

The boss came out and took a look, but he didn't know why, what's going on?Where is my guest?
Clone Lin Er and Qi Lin looked at each other, wondering what happened to these people.

But ignore them.

"Okay, you don't need to send it, I'll just go back by myself."

"It's all said and done, why are you so stubborn."

"Do not……"

"Okay!" Qilin stopped him immediately, and said with a serious expression, "Stop talking, you have to send it. As I said, even Jesus can't stop me!"

Before he could refuse, Qilin pulled him out, forcefully stuffed him into the co-pilot, and then returned to her own cab.

The avatar Lin Er had a dull expression on his face, what happened?where am I?
click
Qilin fastened her seat belt and said happily with a pretty face, "Tell me, where is your home?"

……

Qilin looked at him suspiciously and said, "Tell me, the location."

The avatar Lin Er came back to his senses, and said with a stiff smile, "How about I go back by myself..."

"Yeah!" Qi Lin's beautiful eyes stared and interrupted his next words, "Tell me, where is the location?"

The avatar Lin Er said helplessly, "I have a showdown. In fact, my family is not here. I came from another city."

Upon hearing this, Qilin turned her head and stared straight at him, and said faintly, "Are you lying to me?"

When he heard it, his eyes shrank suddenly, good guy, this is a woman's sixth sense, so scary!
With a forced smile, "You are a policeman, how could I lie to you, and what did I lie to you?"

"Cheating."

"Cough, cough, cough." The sudden words made him choke on his saliva.

The avatar, Lin Er, coughed and said firmly, "What are you talking about, why should I lie to you, and...and...when you are my girlfriend, why should I lie to you?"

Qilin became a little shy when she heard that, and said, "Hmph, who knows you, maybe you want to run away after playing with me."

How did this girl guess right?
Uh... No, I didn't have this idea, I just thought of an opportunity to explain to her sometime.

Well, yes, that's it.

Well, no matter what, he couldn't abandon her.

"If you are afraid, then you don't like me anymore." The avatar Lin Er said casually, but he hoped that she was really afraid.

But Qilin puffed out her big chest, vaguely about to burst out, and said with a disdainful smile, "Afraid? I would be afraid? It's ridiculous, and if you dare to lie to me, hehe."

Ha ha these two words are self-evident.

The avatar, Lin Er, was a little disappointed at once, leaning on the car window and resigned, "I know, I know, I won't lie to you, drive me to the hotel quickly, and then you can go back."

"Why go to the hotel, waste money." Qilin said like a good wife and mother.

"Where can I stay if I don't go to the hotel? I can't sleep on the street." The avatar Lin Erbai gave her a look.

Qilin thought for a while, then said shyly, "Why don't you stay at my house? Anyway, there is still a room."

"Ah?" Clone Lin Er opened his mouth wide and looked at her in disbelief.

"Don't look like that, do you want to go?" There was a trace of expectation deep in Qilin's eyes, she was a little worried that he would refuse, but also worried that what would happen if he agreed?
What should I do if he wants to do something to me at night?
After all, it was the first time she invited a man other than her father over.

The long night is long, accompanied by beautiful women.

This kind of temptation is to ask which man can resist.

However, the avatar Lin Er resisted this temptation, and it would be fine if Wang Xuegang met again.

She shook her head and said, "No need, we just met for one night, how can I go to your house, it's decided like this, just send me to the hotel."

Qi Lin was a little disappointed when she heard this, but she was also very happy. He couldn't resist going to live in a girl's house. This showed that he was a gentleman, and he liked him a little more.

"Okay~ Then I'll listen to you." Qilin stepped on the accelerator happily, and the car started immediately.

And somewhere, a red-haired beauty watched for a long time.

"The target has been found, and the target has gone to the hotel to stay."

"Well, the Deno system detected just now that a super soldier has awakened, that is the little policewoman. It's a little late now, you can go there tomorrow, and invite the little policewoman by the way."

"okay, I get it."

The red-haired beauty got on the motorcycle and disappeared.

...

On the other side, Qilin took him to a small hotel.

Qilin smiled and said in the car, "Okay, we've arrived, and I'll come to you tomorrow."

"Why are you looking for me? Don't you need to work?" Clone Lin Er looked at her suspiciously.

Qilin tilted her head and said, "Tomorrow is Saturday, I'm on vacation, of course I'm looking for you to go shopping."

Clone Lin Er opened the car door and said casually, "Whatever you want, I'll go first."

"Bye-Bye."

……

The avatar Lin Er suddenly went back into the car, blushing and said, "Can you... can you lend me some money, I don't have any money in my pocket right now, I will withdraw the money tomorrow and pay you back."

Without hesitation, Qilin took out a few hundred-yuan bills from her bag and handed them to him, saying "No need to pay them back."

The avatar Lin Er didn't want to eat soft food, so he said firmly, "It must be paid back!" After speaking, he left.

Qilin sat in the car and stared blankly at him as he walked into the hotel. A lot of things happened today, but luckily I met you.

Qilin laughed foolishly, and came out to pick up a future boyfriend.

whee.

Unfortunately, what she doesn't know is that what she likes is a married man...

……

The next day

The avatar Lin Er woke up early and came outside the hotel, watching the bustling crowd and buses passing by.

Sanitation workers were cleaning the streets. On Saturdays and holidays, many couples passed by holding hands.

Familiar environment, but not a familiar taste.

Shaking my head and not thinking about these things anymore, maybe let me come to this earth, maybe come to help Huaxia in this world...

Walking on the street, Lin Er, the avatar dressed in gorgeous clothes, is like a beautiful scenery, with that handsome face and extraordinary temperament.

Immediately attracted the eyes of all the young girls and young women, their eyes were shining like the sun.

They don't think it's strange to dress up in strange clothes, but it's unusual for men to dress up as women.

The bold beauty came over and asked him for QQ, but Lin Er, the avatar, refused with a smile.

The gentle smile touched them deeply, but there was nothing they could do.

Came to a gold shop, clone Lin Er was going to exchange some gold for some money.

As for where the gold comes from, it's simple, the power of time and space can transform some items without energy, and gold is just an ordinary ore.

It can be hallucinated at will.

However, since he doesn't have a bank card or an ID card, he doesn't plan to sell too much, just twenty to thirty thousand will do.

It's not that I'm afraid I won't be able to get too much money, the main reason is that the gold store may not have much cash.

Twenty to thirty thousand is enough for him, and he is not going to some high-end places to play.

After messing around for a while, he came out of the gold shop with a shopping bag in his hand.

No one will know that there are tens of thousands of cash in it.

After looking around, I found that no one was paying attention to the situation here. The shopping bag was twisted immediately, and disappeared in the next second, and was put into the space I created.

Looking at the clothes on his body, it's time to buy some clothes for a change, the clothes are too ostentatious.

(I won't write about the process, anyway, you all know that it's the story of the protagonist attracting women, and there may be a story of pretending to be slapped.)
Changing into simple black and white casual clothes, I immediately felt a lot more relaxed.

The exposed skin is white and tender under the sun, which makes women crazy with envy.

I glanced at the sky, it was almost noon, where should I go to play?

Huh... did I forget something?What did you forget?

Regardless, let's go to an Internet cafe.

With a face full of joy, I found an Internet cafe and went in.

Don't talk about how to get in without an ID card, it's all about face.

And during the time he was playing, there was a person who was furious...

At the front desk of the hotel, Qi Lin came over shortly after Lin Er, the avatar, left.

She was wearing a black pleated skirt on her lower body, and a white casual shirt on her upper body. Her long snow-white legs were exposed outside, and her jet-black hair hung on her fragrant shoulders.

Tall and in perfect shape.

That lively and lovely pretty face is all attracting the pity of men.

Last night, she wore a police uniform and looked heroic. Now that she has changed into another outfit, it is even more beautiful in another style.

But at this time, Qi Lin's pretty face was full of frost, and she had carefully dressed up early in the morning, but she didn't expect him to run away!
When she came to the hotel, she found that she didn't have his contact information, so she asked about the room he was in, but the front desk said that she had checked out not long ago.

Qilin was stunned for a moment, go... go?Gone without a word?Didn't I say I'd come to see him tomorrow?
When she realized it, Qilin felt that she had been cheated!
Lied to feelings and cheated money!
Immediately, she became furious, and called the police station, asking them to help her find out where Lin Er, the clone, had gone.

In the modern society, the sky is full of eyes, and the police quickly found the location of Lin Er, the clone.

Qilin hung up the phone, her black hair fluttering in the wind, her face was full of frost and shame, and she beat the dog all day long, but unexpectedly she was bitten by the dog.

"Smelly man, dare to lie to Miss Ben, just wait!"

So he got into a taxi wearing small high heels, and went to trouble Lin Er, his avatar.

At this time, the avatar Lin Erzheng is already having fun, playing an alliance game, and the wandering swordsman character he is operating is floating around in the soldiers. The operation is extremely smooth, and he looks like a master player.

Looking at the record.

0-7…

In the chat channel in the lower left corner, teammates are greeting him kindly.

After 10 minutes, the screen went dark, and the word "big failure" appeared on the screen.

The avatar Lin Er threw the mouse angrily and said, "No rubbish teammate can guarantee me to win, you guys are playing a fart game, shit you."

Then report one by one...

The friends who were watching the movie at the side twitched their lips when they heard the words, they called other people garbage who are more garbage than garbage.

The avatar Lin Er opened another one, and with the cordial greetings of his teammates, he chose the last one, the Wandering Swordsman.

The bar friend on the side shook his head and sympathized with his teammate, seeing such a strange thing.

While he was having fun, a slim and tall beauty entered the Internet cafe, which immediately attracted everyone to surf the Internet.

And this beautiful woman is Qi Lin who rushed here in a rage.

With everyone watching, Qilin searched in the Internet cafe with a frosty face.

"Come on! You are so big! Trash teammates made me lose!"

A familiar voice suddenly sounded.

Qilin stopped walking, turned her head to look at the place where the sound came from, and immediately saw the face that made her angry.

Murderous intent rises.

Stepping on a small high heel, he walked quickly.

"What kind of teammates, stop playing, rubbish teammates, rubbish games, ruin my youth, let me see what else is fun." After losing another game, the avatar Lin Er quit the game and looked for other games to play.

Da-da-da.

The sound of high heels hitting the floor was extremely loud.

The bar friends next to Lin Er, who was cloned, naturally noticed Qi Lin a long time ago, but they were a little puzzled as to why she came here.

So I followed her gaze, and suddenly found that it was the strange woman next to me.

Could it be his girlfriend?

The possibility is great.

The bar friend suddenly became envious, he didn't expect him to have such a beautiful girlfriend.

But why does it feel a little wrong to see his girlfriend's situation?
I feel like I'm angry...

Friends of the bar thought of this, gloated, and waited to get ready to watch a good show.

After a while, Qi Lin had already stood behind Lin Er, her clone, her cold eyes were suffocating.

The friend gloatingly touched him and said with a smile, "My friend, I feel that you have suffered a bloody accident today."

"Ah?" The avatar Lin Er was fascinated by playing, when he suddenly heard a voice that was a bit unclear, so he looked at him.

Bloody catastrophe?
Smiling contemptuously, "The one who can hurt you in this world hasn't been born yet."

The friend left Qilin behind her, and said sympathetically and gloatingly, "Maybe... I was born today."

The avatar Lin Er didn't bother to talk to him, it was important to play games, um, let's just play this gunfight.

And at this time, a cold voice, with a bit of gnashing of teeth, sounded from behind.

"How long do you want to play?"

(End of this chapter)