I really don't want to be a superstar
Chapter 43, Awesome
Chapter 43, Awesome
Yang Mengyu only bought the tickets when he came to the cinema.
When he saw the 70% red occupancy rate on the APP, he was taken aback.
big brush.
This was Yang Mengyu's first reaction.
Checking the box office is not a spectacle, especially checking the premiere data. I want to make the premiere data better, and use this as a gimmick to attract more viewers to watch.
It's just that some movies are meaningful, while some movies are meaningless-such as "Dream Chasing Showbiz" back then.
"Hmph, brush."
Yang Mengyu was still a little disdainful.
Brushing means lack of confidence.
Even the producers are not confident, how can others be confident?
If it wasn't for the only bit of professional ethics supporting Yang Mengyu, he would turn around and leave now, and just open his mouth to make a bad review.
But he is a film critic, anyone can be a cloud viewer, but he can't.
Knowing that there is shit in the mountains, it is the tragedy of their profession to go to the mountains of shit.
Just as Yang Mengyu was holding his nose and entering the movie theater, what greeted him was not the dead silence that he had imagined.
He didn't book the show.
On the contrary, the attendance rate is still very high!Reached an astonishing 60.00%!
Yang Mengyu just yelled out at that time.
The box office is not brushed?
This is the midnight stall!
Why is the attendance rate of midnight stalls so high?Isn't this "The Avengers"?
Yang Mengyu was dumbfounded.
"what happened"
What made him even more dumbfounded was.
The ones in the seat are almost all young ladies!
Oh my god, there are so many ladies and sisters, is it possible that there are celebrities in this film?
What made Yang Mengyu even more puzzled was that.
"Bad movie, it must be a bad movie."
"Kouqu, I laughed, sister, I just want to see how bad he can take pictures."
"Garbage, garbage"
Hearing the words of the young ladies who were gnashing their teeth and wishing to eat the director's meat raw, Yang Mengyu was even more confused.
Swearing trash and watching his movies?
What kind of operation is this.
Yang Mengyu only thinks that this is a great reward for human bewilderment.
At this point, the movie has already started.
It was the hero who caught my eye.
Seeing the hero's rustic and honest face suddenly occupy the entire screen, even the pores can be seen.
Rough, dark.
How can the little fairies bear this?
This made everyone present scolded angrily.
"Why is this male lead so ugly!"
"Are you trying to scare us?"
"I can't bear it, I can't bear it! It's definitely because the director Goubi did it on purpose."
Yang Mengyu has already started writing film reviews.
Negative Ratings.
From the beginning, he didn't give the audience a good impression, and directly threw out a male protagonist who was very unpopular with the audience.
Fang Zheng's big face with no characteristics is dirty and rubbed. Although the smile is very kind, it can be added points, but this world of looking at faces is sometimes so desperate. For many people, ugliness is the original sin.
Of course, Yang Mengyu is also very objective. After talking about the shortcomings, he will talk about the advantages.
The character design is very down-to-earth, with simple gray overalls, cloth shoes, messy hair, and a "big front door" with the characteristics of the times, which can easily make people feel like an "elder".
It’s not like ordinary literary films that have a high-spirited taste. The character design is cloudy. In some movies, you may not know what the story is about until the end. The character design of the protagonist is simply a cloud in the sky. Showbiz".
This instead attracted Yang Mengyu.
Of course, you still have to complain, such as the male protagonist's appearance, this rustic big face really loses the popularity of passers-by and audiences.
"A laid-off worker?" Yang Mengyu continued to read.
But the ladies and sisters of Yang Chenghao's fan group are not as sensible as Yang Mengyu, and they are basically swiping on Weibo.
The male protagonist is so ugly, the director is rubbish, the film is rubbish, not even one ten thousandth of Haohao's looks are worth it.
Passersby and audiences can express their emotions at will, even if they just watch the beginning, they can directly characterize the whole movie.
The ladies have made up their minds.
This movie, while watching, while spraying!Let those girls who don't have time to come live!
We must drag the word of mouth of the movie down the sewer, and ruin that nasty director's reputation!
When the actor was notified to be laid off, everyone applauded unanimously.
"Hahaha! The leading actor is really lucrative, and he was immediately laid off."
"What a good actor for Cai"
"What does this movie want to express? To express that the male protagonist is a simple man whose wife and children can't even afford to raise children?"
However, when the male protagonist in the movie started to interact with the children, the sound in the theater was less.
An unemployed middle-aged man, with a forced smile, a big rough hand for close-ups, and a child who knows something but is very sensible, without a single line, just the language of the camera tells everyone, the next difficulty, I want two fathers and sons to go together
Yang Mengyu continued to comment.
"Different from ordinary literary films that like to play with the camera and tricky narrative, the narrative and editing of this movie are like plain water?"
The narrative is as plain as water, like a cup of warm tea in the afternoon.
Slowly present the taste to you.
I have to say that Yang Mengyu likes this plain and watery narrative method very much.
No bells and whistles needed.
You only need to use the simplest lens language to tell the simplest story.
The sound of the theater gradually died down.
The fans of Yang Chenghao, who were originally angry at the movie, calmed down a little and began to watch the movie seriously.
The theater gradually became quiet.
"Did you buy popcorn and Coke?"
"Bah, I still want to eat popcorn and Coke. For the next three months, you are only allowed to drink plain water!"
"wife"
"The last time I went to drink all night, I didn't clean you up."
"Isn't this for my son?"
"For the sake of your son, don't drink so much! You vomited all day during the day."
"Okay, okay, don't drink next time, definitely don't drink next time, let's watch a movie, watch a movie"
Li Xiuzhu and his wife are in the cinema, preparing to watch the next movie.
My son's debut work, how could parents not come to support it?
Even though Li Xiuzhu knew that this first movie was probably bad.
And Li Xiuzhu has already made up his mind.
No matter how bad the movie is, I still have to find something good to praise my son.
Of course, bad places should be severely criticized, heavily criticized!
Neither can let the son be frustrated, but also let him realize that he has two brushes.
"But it's good, our son is interested in the director's career, and when he takes over my mantle, I will enjoy the blessings in the future."
With the most simple mood, Li Xiuzhu turned his eyes to the big screen.
The movie begins.
Warm water as calm as autumn
When the movie started, Li Xiuzhu's expression didn't change. After half an hour, his expression gradually became serious. After another half hour, he wanted to cry and laugh at the same time. After another half hour.
"This brat."
"Amazing."
(End of this chapter)
Yang Mengyu only bought the tickets when he came to the cinema.
When he saw the 70% red occupancy rate on the APP, he was taken aback.
big brush.
This was Yang Mengyu's first reaction.
Checking the box office is not a spectacle, especially checking the premiere data. I want to make the premiere data better, and use this as a gimmick to attract more viewers to watch.
It's just that some movies are meaningful, while some movies are meaningless-such as "Dream Chasing Showbiz" back then.
"Hmph, brush."
Yang Mengyu was still a little disdainful.
Brushing means lack of confidence.
Even the producers are not confident, how can others be confident?
If it wasn't for the only bit of professional ethics supporting Yang Mengyu, he would turn around and leave now, and just open his mouth to make a bad review.
But he is a film critic, anyone can be a cloud viewer, but he can't.
Knowing that there is shit in the mountains, it is the tragedy of their profession to go to the mountains of shit.
Just as Yang Mengyu was holding his nose and entering the movie theater, what greeted him was not the dead silence that he had imagined.
He didn't book the show.
On the contrary, the attendance rate is still very high!Reached an astonishing 60.00%!
Yang Mengyu just yelled out at that time.
The box office is not brushed?
This is the midnight stall!
Why is the attendance rate of midnight stalls so high?Isn't this "The Avengers"?
Yang Mengyu was dumbfounded.
"what happened"
What made him even more dumbfounded was.
The ones in the seat are almost all young ladies!
Oh my god, there are so many ladies and sisters, is it possible that there are celebrities in this film?
What made Yang Mengyu even more puzzled was that.
"Bad movie, it must be a bad movie."
"Kouqu, I laughed, sister, I just want to see how bad he can take pictures."
"Garbage, garbage"
Hearing the words of the young ladies who were gnashing their teeth and wishing to eat the director's meat raw, Yang Mengyu was even more confused.
Swearing trash and watching his movies?
What kind of operation is this.
Yang Mengyu only thinks that this is a great reward for human bewilderment.
At this point, the movie has already started.
It was the hero who caught my eye.
Seeing the hero's rustic and honest face suddenly occupy the entire screen, even the pores can be seen.
Rough, dark.
How can the little fairies bear this?
This made everyone present scolded angrily.
"Why is this male lead so ugly!"
"Are you trying to scare us?"
"I can't bear it, I can't bear it! It's definitely because the director Goubi did it on purpose."
Yang Mengyu has already started writing film reviews.
Negative Ratings.
From the beginning, he didn't give the audience a good impression, and directly threw out a male protagonist who was very unpopular with the audience.
Fang Zheng's big face with no characteristics is dirty and rubbed. Although the smile is very kind, it can be added points, but this world of looking at faces is sometimes so desperate. For many people, ugliness is the original sin.
Of course, Yang Mengyu is also very objective. After talking about the shortcomings, he will talk about the advantages.
The character design is very down-to-earth, with simple gray overalls, cloth shoes, messy hair, and a "big front door" with the characteristics of the times, which can easily make people feel like an "elder".
It’s not like ordinary literary films that have a high-spirited taste. The character design is cloudy. In some movies, you may not know what the story is about until the end. The character design of the protagonist is simply a cloud in the sky. Showbiz".
This instead attracted Yang Mengyu.
Of course, you still have to complain, such as the male protagonist's appearance, this rustic big face really loses the popularity of passers-by and audiences.
"A laid-off worker?" Yang Mengyu continued to read.
But the ladies and sisters of Yang Chenghao's fan group are not as sensible as Yang Mengyu, and they are basically swiping on Weibo.
The male protagonist is so ugly, the director is rubbish, the film is rubbish, not even one ten thousandth of Haohao's looks are worth it.
Passersby and audiences can express their emotions at will, even if they just watch the beginning, they can directly characterize the whole movie.
The ladies have made up their minds.
This movie, while watching, while spraying!Let those girls who don't have time to come live!
We must drag the word of mouth of the movie down the sewer, and ruin that nasty director's reputation!
When the actor was notified to be laid off, everyone applauded unanimously.
"Hahaha! The leading actor is really lucrative, and he was immediately laid off."
"What a good actor for Cai"
"What does this movie want to express? To express that the male protagonist is a simple man whose wife and children can't even afford to raise children?"
However, when the male protagonist in the movie started to interact with the children, the sound in the theater was less.
An unemployed middle-aged man, with a forced smile, a big rough hand for close-ups, and a child who knows something but is very sensible, without a single line, just the language of the camera tells everyone, the next difficulty, I want two fathers and sons to go together
Yang Mengyu continued to comment.
"Different from ordinary literary films that like to play with the camera and tricky narrative, the narrative and editing of this movie are like plain water?"
The narrative is as plain as water, like a cup of warm tea in the afternoon.
Slowly present the taste to you.
I have to say that Yang Mengyu likes this plain and watery narrative method very much.
No bells and whistles needed.
You only need to use the simplest lens language to tell the simplest story.
The sound of the theater gradually died down.
The fans of Yang Chenghao, who were originally angry at the movie, calmed down a little and began to watch the movie seriously.
The theater gradually became quiet.
"Did you buy popcorn and Coke?"
"Bah, I still want to eat popcorn and Coke. For the next three months, you are only allowed to drink plain water!"
"wife"
"The last time I went to drink all night, I didn't clean you up."
"Isn't this for my son?"
"For the sake of your son, don't drink so much! You vomited all day during the day."
"Okay, okay, don't drink next time, definitely don't drink next time, let's watch a movie, watch a movie"
Li Xiuzhu and his wife are in the cinema, preparing to watch the next movie.
My son's debut work, how could parents not come to support it?
Even though Li Xiuzhu knew that this first movie was probably bad.
And Li Xiuzhu has already made up his mind.
No matter how bad the movie is, I still have to find something good to praise my son.
Of course, bad places should be severely criticized, heavily criticized!
Neither can let the son be frustrated, but also let him realize that he has two brushes.
"But it's good, our son is interested in the director's career, and when he takes over my mantle, I will enjoy the blessings in the future."
With the most simple mood, Li Xiuzhu turned his eyes to the big screen.
The movie begins.
Warm water as calm as autumn
When the movie started, Li Xiuzhu's expression didn't change. After half an hour, his expression gradually became serious. After another half hour, he wanted to cry and laugh at the same time. After another half hour.
"This brat."
"Amazing."
(End of this chapter)
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