Grab a red envelope in heaven

Chapter 1

"Hey, brother, can you do it? Can you have some snacks?" the roommate next to Zhang Xiaofeng complained.

"Xiaofeng, why don't you go back to the dormitory and rest for a while, all three memorial tablets are kneeling today."

Zhang Xiaofeng was also embarrassed to see Galio who fell down again on the screen, and the jungler knelt three times in a group, and he was also drunk.

"Okay, then you guys masturbate, I may be too tired, I'm going back to school." Zhang Xiaofeng laughed and cursed, and then walked out of the Internet cafe. It may be the reason why he has been up for three days in a row. Can't fight.He stopped a car on the side of the road, then took out his phone to check the time.

"I made a big post this time, but Xiaoxue didn't see it on WeChat." He hurriedly clicked on a 55-second voice.

"Zhang Xiaofeng, yesterday was Valentine's Day. I waited for you at home all day, but I didn't even hear your fart. I like to think about it when I calm down. I remembered the last time I asked you about me and your mother. Who do you save first when you fall into the water? If you say save your mother, my heart will be even colder. Maybe you are a good son, but you are definitely not a good boyfriend, so let’s just let your mother introduce you to someone better. Okay, isn't your mother the great matchmaker in your village? If you can, introduce one to me too, thank you for being so kind to me, bye." Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the voice note that stopped, and then slammed his head on the front chair On the way, the driver was shocked.

"Boy, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, I can drive your car."

"Then where are you going?" Zhang Xiaofeng glanced out the window, then slammed his head on the front seat.

"Boy, what's the matter?"

"You drove the wrong way..." "..."

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't go back to school until very late, and the roommates were stunned to see the dusty, lifeless look.

"Xiaofeng, where did you go to be romantic with your sister-in-law again?" Zhang Xiaofeng pretended not to hear anything, picked up the phone and prepared to talk in detail.The dormitory also gradually quieted down, only Zhang Xiaofeng was still playing with his mobile phone.

"Xue, I was wrong, give me a chance.

"Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not her friend yet, please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed.

"Fuck, you're so unfeeling, why are you blacklisting me like this?"

"Daoist Qingxu requests to add you as a friend."A verification message caught Zhang Xiaofeng's attention.After clicking agree, Zhang Xiaofeng was immediately dragged into a group called Tianting.

Zhang Xiaofeng glanced at the members of the group, his farts were so frightened, this is simply a mental hospital, really, look, what flower fairy, Chang'e, jade rabbit, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Taibaijinxing, Taishang Laojun, There are also Spring Garden Fairy, Taiji Xingjun, etc., there are nearly 200 people.

"What the hell is this?" Zhang Xiaofeng raised his head to the sky and asked loudly. .

"Daoist Qingxu initiates a conversation."

Zhang Xiaofeng clicked in with trembling hands.

"Zhang Xiaofeng, the old Taoist was entrusted by the Taoist Master Lingzun to join you in the Heavenly Court Immortal Friends Exchange Group. You must remember it. You must keep a low profile and try not to be discovered by all the immortals, otherwise the old Taoist has no way to explain it. "

"Do you seem stupid?" Zhang Xiaofeng hurried back.

"Don't be poor, if it wasn't entrusted by the Taoist priest, how could you be so lucky, and you will be a good boy if you get a bargain."

"Which mental hospital are you from? I have found the organization."

"Sneaking, snickering, snickering, we are not a mental hospital, we are heaven, you can be honest with me, if you dare to play any demon moths, this old man will immediately cut off your path to immortality."

Zhang Xiaofeng typed a long sentence, but suddenly thought that caring for the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled is a Chinese virtue, so he deleted it immediately, and finally only sent the word "um", thinking it was just for fun, but he didn't expect it Yes, starting today, what kind of earth-shaking changes will his life have.

Daoist Lingzun: "All immortal families are welcome to join this group, I will send a red envelope first to help the fun."

Zhang Xiaofeng was taken aback, there is such a good thing, as expected, people still have to be kind, and they still have to respect the old and love the young.

One second into the preparation state, the screen turns red, and the right hand immediately clicks on it, funny, isn't the little virgin's right hand covered, okay?

Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope from Taoist Lingzun.

Zhang Xiaofeng took a closer look, I am that day, what the hell is Zhu Ji Dan?Are these people here to tease me?
He angrily tapped the Foundation Establishment Pill, and suddenly, a red light burst out, and a round pill appeared in Zhang Xiaofeng's hand.

. . . . . .

"What the hell is Xiaofeng? Are you bleeding?"

Zhang Xiaofeng was so shocked that he couldn't speak, it turned out to be a god, my god, life will be impossible after that, and this thing can't be played like this.

The dormitory fell silent again, only the sound of Zhang Xiaofeng's heavy breathing.

He looked at the bead-shaped elixir in front of him, its surface was red, and the temperature of the dormitory even increased a little, a group of roommates subconsciously kicked their backs away.

Zhang Xiaofeng closed his eyes and threw the elixir into his mouth. According to him, it was a wonderful feeling, like drinking a bowl of hot water, it was warm.

and then?
What?What else?Gone.

Come on, so the awesome pill is like drinking hot water?
Really, Zhang Xiaofeng is ready to sleep now, um, that's awesome.

In the middle of the night, Zhang Xiaofeng jumped off the bed suddenly, clutched his stomach and ran to the toilet.

Then. . . .

Collapse, Peng, poof. . . . .

Toss all night.

"Xiaofeng, did you masturbate hard yesterday? Toss your sister all night."

"Fuck you, I'm amazing, like you?"

"But Xiaofeng, why are you so energetic all night long?"

Zhang Xiaofeng was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly remembered the elixir from last night, it seems to have something to do with that elixir.

"However, Xiaofeng, do you still remember our game?"

"What game?"

Lin Qiang collapsed all of a sudden, grabbed Zhang Xiaofeng's neck with both hands, and roared like a crazy beast

"Is your long dim sum successful? You forget this, it's the lol final."

"Cough cough cough cough, I..."

When Zhang Xiaofeng saw the vicious four people, he immediately froze.
"I remember, but are you sure that our technology is not for embarrassment?"

"It doesn't matter, I have to go even if I am ashamed. This is my wish since I was a child."

"What about the tickets?"

"Go grab it..."

"Pfft..." Zhang Xiaofeng looked Lin Qiang from top to bottom, and then smiled.

"With your body, can you do it?"

"It doesn't matter if I can or not, because you are going..."

"I knew it...."

The five brothers formed a circle, and then chirped without knowing what they were talking about.

Zhang Xiaofeng's eyes lit up little by little. . .

(End of this chapter)