Grab a red envelope in heaven
Chapter 4 Stunned
Chapter 4 Stunned
There are two days left before the exam.
It can be said that everyone has made rapid progress, and they didn't even go to class at all.
"Why are you so stupid? Why don't you just connect like this, you can't do it, third child."
Old Wu Lin Qiang looked enigmatic.
Zhang Xiaofeng simply bought a whiteboard and came back, giving lectures, lecturing questions, and answering questions, really looking like a boss.
"Well, after today's lecture, we have almost made up for it. Now you should understand everything. Go to the library tomorrow to make up for your weak points. I will give you the whole goal. This goal symbolizes Ranked O."
"Second, are you willing to be the second forever?"
"Well, I'm willing." Xie Kai said that I am very calm, and you don't want to talk to me.
"Then fifth, are you willing to be the fifth forever?"
"Then there's nothing you don't want to do, and it's not ashamed." Lin Qiang even had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
"No, you are not reconciled, are you listening?" Zhang Xiaofeng roared angrily.
"Not reconciled." Everyone replied in unison.
"Okay, then I'll set a goal for you, sure. I'm the boss Zhang Xiaofeng, I want to take the No.1 exam, the second brother Xie Kai No.2, the third Lu Wentao No.3, and the fourth Zhang Di No.4 , Lao Wu Lin Qiang No.5, do you understand?"
"Ah, boss".
"Well, that's it for today, relax, go out and get some air, don't suffocate anymore."
Everyone scattered in a frenzy, they were really going to suffocate to death.
Zhang Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone and glanced at the silent Tianting group. Suddenly, Wen Quxing said: "What are the immortals busy with? Why is no one talking?"
Then Wen Quxing sent out two hundred red envelopes.
Zhang Xiaofeng didn't dare to be the first to grab it, and when it was about the same time, he jumped a little.
"Congratulations, you have grabbed a bottle of Wenquxing's Spirit of Wood and Water."
Zhang Xiaofeng tapped it lightly, and a bottle of water exuding a strong fresh breath appeared in Zhang Xiaofeng's hand.
"How do you use this thing?" Zhang Xiaofeng muttered.
"Hey, idiot, you are the thing, I am the spirit of wood and water."
"What water spirit?"
"The spirit of wood and water."
"The spirit of what?"
"water."
"What kind of spirit is wood water?"
"Are you playing with me? You son of a bitch, I am as old as your grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma."
"Then how do you use it? Old ancestor."
"Hey, the spiritual energy in the mortal world is too thin. How do you practice here? There is no way, why do you just look at mung beans like a bastard and see each other, then you say I can't help you, but come on, Let me, you see."
"How about you go back, ancestor."
"Put me in the water, and the water will have the power to cure diseases. Don't send me to heaven, thank you."
"..."
Zhang Xiaofeng immediately became interested, he took down the bucket, and put the water spirit in it, whose original water spirit immediately turned into a transparent little doll, golden light scattered into the water, and then disappeared without a trace without a trace.
"Old Ancestor, where are you? Are you suffering from leg cramps?" Zhang Xiaofeng yelled towards the bucket.
"Go away, have you ever seen a drowned dragon? Are you mentally handicapped?" A scold sounded.
"Just stay here, and I'll give you the whole new home after the water is finished."
"Okay, why are there so many ink stains? Whoever you are, you monkey."
Zhang Xiaofeng took a glass of water and drank it in two gulps.
The taste of the water was still the same, but Zhang Xiaofeng was surprised to find that the chaos that he hadn't slept all night disappeared, and he felt refreshed.
"Good stuff." Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help sighing.
"You are the thing. I drank all the bath water and am not satisfied?"
"..." Zhang Xiaofeng's old-fashioned image of a fairy in his heart has been subverted, just because of this little joke in front of him, oh, no, no, no, ancestor.
Time flew by like a flash, and it was the day of the exam in a flash.
"Come on." The two girls encouraged each other.
"Take the exam well, don't get bloody in the exam, my dad will beat me to death." Several boys were also quite nervous.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaofeng also said: "Old Wu, you have a good literary talent, come and say a few words."
"Well, let's, I feel, let's, even if we can't make the top five, we have to keep the bottom five."
Everyone; "It makes sense."
Zhang Xiaofeng held his forehead and sighed, feeling the deep malice in this world.
The arrogant old professor came, holding a stack of test papers, serious.
As soon as the bell rang, Zhang Xiaofeng read the paper and began to write, and the other four also looked very surprised.
Zhang Xiaofeng was the first to hand in the paper, the professor sighed.Afterwards, the other four also handed in their papers one after another, and the professor snorted coldly, his face full of disappointment.
After leaving the examination room, several people decided to celebrate.
Everyone bought seasonings and ingredients to eat hot pot in the dormitory.
"Fourth, cheers."
"Why are you feeding me? Go feed the boss."
"Wan Duzi. Xie Kai snorted coldly.
Everyone was eating to their heart's content, when suddenly, the socket started to smoke, getting bigger and bigger, and they panicked.
Zhang Xiaofeng cut off the power like a gust of wind, pulled out the socket, and poured water on the socket with a bucket.
"Oh my god, Xiaofeng, why are you so inhuman? I'm still inside, dried up, help me."
Zhang Xiaofeng was taken aback for a moment, then he covered his stomach and laughed out loud.
Everyone was also taken aback.
This is the dormitory teacher and a group of people came up.
"You bastards, what the hell do you want to set the school on fire? If it wasn't for Xiao Huo, all of you would have been burned, what? Revenge on society? Go to the Academic Affairs Office, pay a fine, and write an inspection, a group of mentally retarded people .”
Everyone lowered their heads and raised them after the teacher left.
"I really regretted what the teacher said. If I took two photos and posted them on the forum, I would become popular, or I'm too young." Zhang Xiaofeng said.
"...You are the boss, you are really good."
Zhang Xiaofeng was also a little drunk, but what impressed him the most was the way Mushui Zhiling crawled out of the socket with his whole body scorched black.
The exam is over, and everyone is waiting for the results to die. The feeling is that every day is a kind of torment.
Boil, boil, boil you, he won't come down.
On the contrary, Zhang Xiaofeng and the other five were not nervous. They played games, strolled, and went to class every day, which was quite nourishing.
"Fourth, the grades are coming out today. If you say that our dormitory doesn't send people there, it's like we don't pay much attention to it. Isn't it too good?"
"Ah."
"I mean let you go."
"Second brother, you are really my dear father."
"Don't be corny."
Not for a while.
"Boss, boss, it's terrible, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
"What a big fuss," Zhang Xiaofeng said.
"Crazy" Xie Kai said
"..." Lu Wentao remained silent.
"A dog's stomach can't hold two taels of sesame oil," Xu Qiang said.
Bang bang bang.
"Boss, who is pushing the door with their feet?"
"I'm rubbing, I'm not here to find fault."
Zhang Xiaofeng pushed open the door, at this moment,,,,,,
(End of this chapter)
There are two days left before the exam.
It can be said that everyone has made rapid progress, and they didn't even go to class at all.
"Why are you so stupid? Why don't you just connect like this, you can't do it, third child."
Old Wu Lin Qiang looked enigmatic.
Zhang Xiaofeng simply bought a whiteboard and came back, giving lectures, lecturing questions, and answering questions, really looking like a boss.
"Well, after today's lecture, we have almost made up for it. Now you should understand everything. Go to the library tomorrow to make up for your weak points. I will give you the whole goal. This goal symbolizes Ranked O."
"Second, are you willing to be the second forever?"
"Well, I'm willing." Xie Kai said that I am very calm, and you don't want to talk to me.
"Then fifth, are you willing to be the fifth forever?"
"Then there's nothing you don't want to do, and it's not ashamed." Lin Qiang even had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
"No, you are not reconciled, are you listening?" Zhang Xiaofeng roared angrily.
"Not reconciled." Everyone replied in unison.
"Okay, then I'll set a goal for you, sure. I'm the boss Zhang Xiaofeng, I want to take the No.1 exam, the second brother Xie Kai No.2, the third Lu Wentao No.3, and the fourth Zhang Di No.4 , Lao Wu Lin Qiang No.5, do you understand?"
"Ah, boss".
"Well, that's it for today, relax, go out and get some air, don't suffocate anymore."
Everyone scattered in a frenzy, they were really going to suffocate to death.
Zhang Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone and glanced at the silent Tianting group. Suddenly, Wen Quxing said: "What are the immortals busy with? Why is no one talking?"
Then Wen Quxing sent out two hundred red envelopes.
Zhang Xiaofeng didn't dare to be the first to grab it, and when it was about the same time, he jumped a little.
"Congratulations, you have grabbed a bottle of Wenquxing's Spirit of Wood and Water."
Zhang Xiaofeng tapped it lightly, and a bottle of water exuding a strong fresh breath appeared in Zhang Xiaofeng's hand.
"How do you use this thing?" Zhang Xiaofeng muttered.
"Hey, idiot, you are the thing, I am the spirit of wood and water."
"What water spirit?"
"The spirit of wood and water."
"The spirit of what?"
"water."
"What kind of spirit is wood water?"
"Are you playing with me? You son of a bitch, I am as old as your grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma."
"Then how do you use it? Old ancestor."
"Hey, the spiritual energy in the mortal world is too thin. How do you practice here? There is no way, why do you just look at mung beans like a bastard and see each other, then you say I can't help you, but come on, Let me, you see."
"How about you go back, ancestor."
"Put me in the water, and the water will have the power to cure diseases. Don't send me to heaven, thank you."
"..."
Zhang Xiaofeng immediately became interested, he took down the bucket, and put the water spirit in it, whose original water spirit immediately turned into a transparent little doll, golden light scattered into the water, and then disappeared without a trace without a trace.
"Old Ancestor, where are you? Are you suffering from leg cramps?" Zhang Xiaofeng yelled towards the bucket.
"Go away, have you ever seen a drowned dragon? Are you mentally handicapped?" A scold sounded.
"Just stay here, and I'll give you the whole new home after the water is finished."
"Okay, why are there so many ink stains? Whoever you are, you monkey."
Zhang Xiaofeng took a glass of water and drank it in two gulps.
The taste of the water was still the same, but Zhang Xiaofeng was surprised to find that the chaos that he hadn't slept all night disappeared, and he felt refreshed.
"Good stuff." Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help sighing.
"You are the thing. I drank all the bath water and am not satisfied?"
"..." Zhang Xiaofeng's old-fashioned image of a fairy in his heart has been subverted, just because of this little joke in front of him, oh, no, no, no, ancestor.
Time flew by like a flash, and it was the day of the exam in a flash.
"Come on." The two girls encouraged each other.
"Take the exam well, don't get bloody in the exam, my dad will beat me to death." Several boys were also quite nervous.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaofeng also said: "Old Wu, you have a good literary talent, come and say a few words."
"Well, let's, I feel, let's, even if we can't make the top five, we have to keep the bottom five."
Everyone; "It makes sense."
Zhang Xiaofeng held his forehead and sighed, feeling the deep malice in this world.
The arrogant old professor came, holding a stack of test papers, serious.
As soon as the bell rang, Zhang Xiaofeng read the paper and began to write, and the other four also looked very surprised.
Zhang Xiaofeng was the first to hand in the paper, the professor sighed.Afterwards, the other four also handed in their papers one after another, and the professor snorted coldly, his face full of disappointment.
After leaving the examination room, several people decided to celebrate.
Everyone bought seasonings and ingredients to eat hot pot in the dormitory.
"Fourth, cheers."
"Why are you feeding me? Go feed the boss."
"Wan Duzi. Xie Kai snorted coldly.
Everyone was eating to their heart's content, when suddenly, the socket started to smoke, getting bigger and bigger, and they panicked.
Zhang Xiaofeng cut off the power like a gust of wind, pulled out the socket, and poured water on the socket with a bucket.
"Oh my god, Xiaofeng, why are you so inhuman? I'm still inside, dried up, help me."
Zhang Xiaofeng was taken aback for a moment, then he covered his stomach and laughed out loud.
Everyone was also taken aback.
This is the dormitory teacher and a group of people came up.
"You bastards, what the hell do you want to set the school on fire? If it wasn't for Xiao Huo, all of you would have been burned, what? Revenge on society? Go to the Academic Affairs Office, pay a fine, and write an inspection, a group of mentally retarded people .”
Everyone lowered their heads and raised them after the teacher left.
"I really regretted what the teacher said. If I took two photos and posted them on the forum, I would become popular, or I'm too young." Zhang Xiaofeng said.
"...You are the boss, you are really good."
Zhang Xiaofeng was also a little drunk, but what impressed him the most was the way Mushui Zhiling crawled out of the socket with his whole body scorched black.
The exam is over, and everyone is waiting for the results to die. The feeling is that every day is a kind of torment.
Boil, boil, boil you, he won't come down.
On the contrary, Zhang Xiaofeng and the other five were not nervous. They played games, strolled, and went to class every day, which was quite nourishing.
"Fourth, the grades are coming out today. If you say that our dormitory doesn't send people there, it's like we don't pay much attention to it. Isn't it too good?"
"Ah."
"I mean let you go."
"Second brother, you are really my dear father."
"Don't be corny."
Not for a while.
"Boss, boss, it's terrible, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
"What a big fuss," Zhang Xiaofeng said.
"Crazy" Xie Kai said
"..." Lu Wentao remained silent.
"A dog's stomach can't hold two taels of sesame oil," Xu Qiang said.
Bang bang bang.
"Boss, who is pushing the door with their feet?"
"I'm rubbing, I'm not here to find fault."
Zhang Xiaofeng pushed open the door, at this moment,,,,,,
(End of this chapter)
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