Grab a red envelope in heaven

Chapter 43 Baked, All Baked (2)

"Isn't this the boss? What a coincidence." The second child said haha.

"Second brother, can you just use these fish to fool your boss?" Zhang Xiaofeng asked.

"Then, what do you want to eat? I'll catch it." The second child said dejectedly.

He knew that the boss was going to find fault next.

"Go catch some crabs." Zhang Xiaofeng said.

The second child was overjoyed, and then looked like a dog leg.

"Hey, it's alright, Boss, just please." The second child just wanted to run away.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Xiaofeng called out the second child with a loud voice.

"What, what's the matter? Boss?"

"I haven't finished yet, how can you run?" Zhang Xiaofeng said calmly.

"What else? I'll catch it."

"I want to eat, uh, sharks."

The second child, who was just about to run away, almost fell over with a somersault.

Sure enough, you can't mess with the boss if you mess with anyone.

"Really catch?"

"Of course, why don't I tease you every day?"

The second child pursed his mouth and staggered away.

He felt the deep malice of this world.

It's too heartless to let him catch the shark alone.

"Zhang Xiaofeng, sometimes I really want to beat you up." Xie Kai shouted hoarsely towards the boundless sea.

The voice spread out with the wind, and he was very happy.

"It's a pity that you just can't beat it." Zhang Xiaofeng's voice suddenly appeared in Xie Kai's ear.

"Go away, if you can't beat it, you can't beat it. Why do you still say it? You are really good. I will catch sharks now, and I will kill you."

Listening to Xie Kai's nagging, Zhang Xiaofeng was quite satisfied.

He has been lonely since he was a child, and apart from Meng Fantao, who grew up wearing a pair of underpants with him, they are the only friends he has.

But he suddenly discovered that he didn't know when.

They suddenly regarded themselves as god-like beings.

At first, I seldom joked with myself.

I rarely talk to myself about the primary school girl in school who is the most interesting.

After Zhang Xiaofeng found out about this, he was shocked.

Therefore, he also plans to use this special training opportunity to let them go back to the past.

"What are you guys looking at? Stand here like a tree stump, and hurry to find firewood, don't you want to taste the fish I cook?"

The third, fourth, and fifth looked at each other, not knowing what the boss was doing today.

"If you don't want to eat, forget it, I'm too lazy to move." Zhang Xiaofeng said proudly.

Several people hurried to find firewood.

When I was a freshman, several people went out for a picnic.

That was the first time they ate Zhang Xiaofeng's grilled fish.

Since then, Zhang Xiaofeng has had a super awesome nickname—the God of Cookery.

The sun goes down, and the day goes by like this.

The youngest, the fourth, the fifth and the third also came back, each carrying a pile of firewood and a homemade grill, for fear that there would not be enough firewood.

"Brother Shark, don't blame me. If you want to blame, blame Zhang Xiaofeng. You can see what he is capable of. His ideas are all on the shark's head. If there is no business, there will be no harm. Don't you think so? Oh, you If you have spirits in the sky, you have heard what I said, and you have to remember it, and pay him a fortune in front of the King of Hell, I will burn paper for you every festival, don’t be reluctant to spend it there.”

This man is so talkative, it sounds like he is the second child.

"Zhang Xiaofeng, come and pick me up." The second child shouted.

Zhang Xiaofeng turned his head once, pretending not to see.

"You have no conscience, I wash your socks every day, and sometimes I wash your underpants, you treat me like this, I'm always scared, do you know that?" The second child burst into tears.

"Hehe, then tell me why you wash it for me."

"Because I love you."

"Fuck off, it's because you were caught in the war by the school. Why don't you write my name, and the whole school will report it."

"Then, then I'm pretty great, and your father didn't say he loves you so much."

A crisp sound of "pop" resounded through the sky.

"Ah, Zhang Xiaofeng, you spank my ass."

"I do not have it."

"Look, you obviously hit it."

"Didn't I hit you in the face?"

The second child suddenly felt how desperate the little dog was on weekdays.

He decided that if he could go back alive, he would treat the little dog better.

The sunset is west, and the sky is full of stars.

Zhang Xiaofeng's face was burnt red by the flames.

"Let me tell you, when he first started school, he was chubby and ugly, but after getting together with some of our universe-level handsome guys, he gradually looked better." The second and fifth children talked with Wu Sifan and Liu Dong chatted about Zhang Xiaofeng, making them laugh out loud.

The third and fourth are working hard to help Zhang Xiaofeng, they are hard-working handymen who can only watch but not eat.

"Aunt Hongmei, I'm stuck in the fourth shadow, why can't I practice the fifth shadow, what should I do?"

"This is normal. It should be a watershed moment when you reach the Fourth Shadow. If you try to run more laps every day, you will be much better."

He Qi and Ji Hongmei were chatting about the exercises Zhang Xiaofeng gave them.

"Boss, give me a bite first, let me taste for them whether it is cooked or not." The fourth brother stared eagerly at the fish in Zhang Xiaofeng's hand. It was golden yellow and oily. Take a bite while it’s hot, hey, I can’t think about it anymore”

"I can only borrow you to lick it, I really can't do any more." Zhang Xiaofeng said with a smile.

"You've become a fairy, why are you still so picky?"

Zhang Xiaofeng shook his head a few times, making people want to slap him more and more.

"Third brother, pass me the salt, you are the most sensible, and I will give you the first one to eat."

The third child laughed loudly, and handed the salt to Zhang Xiaofeng in a doggy manner.

With a wave of Zhang Xiaofeng's hand, the salt was evenly sprinkled on the fish, and the color was attractive.

The fragrance was sent into the nasal cavity of everyone by the wind.

They couldn't sit still when they asked about the fragrance.

"Give me a bite, dear boss." The second child is proficient in playing cheap and coquettish.

"I can only borrow it for a while," Zhang Xiaofeng replied.

"Hey, I can still lick it, and my heart is immediately balanced." The fourth child looked at the second child and said.

The second child ran after him.

Everyone laughed.

The stars blinked, as if they were also amused by this group of people.

The crowd sat around the fire.

"Let's all talk about our dreams, anyway, idle is idle." Zhang Xiaofeng said suddenly.

"That's good, that's good, I'll come first." The fifth child responded positively.

"I like to make a lot of money, because I was afraid of being poor when I was a child, but now I have a new dream, that is, if my boss doesn't dislike it, I can also make do with you."

"Together, together, together." Everyone booed.

Zhang Xiaofeng stretched out his hand and threw the fish in his hand towards the fifth child.

As soon as Lao Wu caught it, he giggled.

"Haha, another fish is in hand."

Everyone was drunk, it turned out that there was a scheming boy here.

"Let me tell you, I just want to be a hero and do something earth-shattering, as long as I don't regret it when I get old." Liu Dong said his dream with a smile.

"I want to be a killer, an existence that everyone fears." Ji Hongmei said.

"Don't laugh at me. I want to be a cook. I can cook whatever I want. I won't be hungry." The third child said.

"I want to be a star, I have wanted to be since I was a child." The fourth child said.

"I want to be a doctor, a miracle doctor," said the second child.

"I also want to be a star, the most powerful star in the world." He Qi said,

"What about you? What do you want to do?" He Qi asked curiously.

Everyone looked at Zhang Xiaofeng in unison.

He pondered for a long time, then said slowly.

"I want to become a god."

Everyone laughed, thinking Zhang Xiaofeng was joking.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the sky in a daze, as if he was confirming the answer in his heart.

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