The starting sister is Zhuge Dali

Chapter 153 Zhang Wei: Ton, ton, ton~!

Luo Yan, who returned to the house, looked at the clothes she had just brought, and felt that they were not enough.

So she ran to Zhuge Wenruo's house.

Well, in this room, the clothes are quite coquettish.

Small hot pants, fishnet stockings, pink suspenders, all arranged by Luo Yan.
Just when Luo Yan was changing clothes.

Hu Yifei walked to the living room, planning to write a thesis.

Dali arrived as promised, um, she is an assistant, assisting in writing the thesis.

And Zhuge Wenruo was still looking at the garden baby.

Seeing Dali, she had never seen this cartoon before, and asked, "What drama is this?"

Yifei knew it, and complained: "This is a garden baby. Preschoolers can see it. Now men don't know what's wrong."

Dali: "Could it be childlike innocence? But Mr. Hu, how do you know?"

Yifei: "Of course it's because your mistress also likes to watch it!"

vigorously:"."

This reason left her speechless.

But she still explained: "Normal statistics show that no matter how old men are, even if they are 40 years old, they still like to watch cartoons, such as Ultraman and Journey to the West!"

Yifei: "Why?"

Discussion between two female scholars.

Dali: "Part of the reason is childlike innocence, love to play, and part of the reason is that holiday TV stations have the highest probability of broadcasting these two dramas, especially Journey to the West!"

Yifei: "."

Meijia passing by said, "I know, just like I like to watch The Legend of Zhen Huan. I have watched the 80th episode several times."

Zhuge Wenruo who is watching TV: "."

The Legend of Zhen Huan is too much, Mika, what are you going to do?
Zhuge Wenruo suddenly felt worried for Lu Ziqiao.

Women's reading of Zhen Huan's biography is even scarier than their reading of Conan's notes.

In other words, Meijia said that she had just finished watching a bloody love drama, came out and ran to the kitchen, and took out a few sliced ​​cucumbers from the refrigerator.

Well, natural beauty ing.

At this time, curry sauce and Zhang Wei with a depressed face came from next door.

Taking out a bottle of milk from the refrigerator, Zhang Wei unscrewed the lid.

"ton ton ton"

Zhang Wei downed a 500ml bottle of milk in one breath, then grabbed the cucumber that Meijia was washing, and bit down it with one bite.

Zhuge Wenruo: "."

Why does Zhang Yida have a sense of déjà vu at this moment?

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Yifei: "."

She roared crazily in her heart, uncle's Zhang Wei, ran over to eat and drink again?

Forget it if you cut it to death!
Zhang Wei is a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, but it's too much for you to eat and drink.

As a friend for many years, Hu Yifei immediately saw through Zhang Wei's essence.

While eating cucumber, Zhang Wei sat down on the sofa depressed.

Dali: "Lawyer Zhang, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Wei: "Don't talk to me! Let me calm down for a while."

Hu Yifei, who had just suppressed the roar, seemed to have thought of something, and said directly: "Could it be that you mediate the couple's dispute, and something went wrong again?"

"Forget it!"

Zhang Wei said angrily: "Why did I meet all kinds of strange flowers? As you expected, I persuaded them to make a couple again!"

Yifei roared: "What? You have the nerve to say it? What did I invite you to do?"

Zhang Wei was aggrieved: "Don't blame me, the truth is the reason for the couple to break up, it's just too weird, okay?"

Yifei: "Do you dare to fw more?"

Prisoner Hu Yifei was angry, Zhang Wei: "Feifei, listen to me first. After listening to me, if you feel wrong, scold me again!"

"Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say!" Yifei threw the computer aside.

Good guy, she is so angry that she won't be able to write this paper tonight.

Dali is holding the tablet, ready to work actively.

Because it is one of her jobs to collect wonderful couple breakup events.

Zhuge Wenruo also raised his hand to pause the TV in the room.

Well, continue watching in a while.

Internet TV is just that good.

Zhang Wei fell into memory and talked about it.

"Things have to start from the beginning"

A male and female couple walked in, and Zhang Wei sat down to welcome them.

"Please tell me your reasons."

Boy: "The hobbies are different!"

The girl nodded.

Zhang Wei: "What hobby?"

He has already thought about chicken soup for the soul and the posture of irrigating the couple with chicken soup.

But things often don't go your way.

Boy: "I want to see the garden baby!"

Girl: "I want to see bears come and go!"

Then they said together: "Our hobbies are different, we are not suitable!"

Zhang Wei: "."

Going back to reality.

After listening to Zhang Wei's description, everyone looked at Zhuge Wenruo in unison.

Zhuge Wenruo: "."

Zhang Wei, Zhang Dapao, I doubt you diss me.

"No, why are you looking at me?" Looking at the eyes of everyone, Zhuge Wenruo was extremely speechless.

How did it come to me?

Dali asked: "Brother, may I ask if you prefer to watch bears or garden babies?"

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Although I feel that the person who asked this sentence has a low IQ, Zhuge Wenruo still said: "Why are we separated? Of course I will watch it together!"

Everyone: "."

Zhang Wei: "It's impossible to watch at the same time. Let me ask you this way, you like to watch the garden baby, and Shitou likes to see the bears. Tell me, do you watch the bears first or the garden babies first?"

Everyone continued to look at Zhuge Wenruo.

This sentence is no less than whether you like games or like me.

It can also be translated like this, do you like cartoons, or like me.

Zhuge Wenruo didn't hesitate, and said directly: "Of course we should look at the garden baby first."

All the girls asked together at this moment: "Why?"

Meijia: "Is it because the stones don't smell good anymore, or are you tired of kissing? Or do you really like watching garden babies?"

Rejected immediately, Zhuge Wenruo: "Of course not!"

Dali: "Why is that? Why do you want to watch Garden Baby?"

Zhuge Wenruo looked puzzled, looked at the group of people puzzled, and said speechlessly:
"No way? No way? No way? No one really doesn't know that Garden Baby and Bear Infestation are not broadcast at the same time, right? Kunlun Children's TV broadcasts Garden Baby first, and then Bear Infestation Okay? Why can't I watch both at the same time?!"

Everyone: "!!!"

Yifei gave Zhuge Wenruo a direct look, and said, "Young yin and yang are weird!"

Zhang Wei had a broken face: "That's it?"

Zhuge Wenruo: "That's it. It's that simple!"

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Zhang Wei shut himself up instantly!

Let him persuade him for a long time, and the problem that he worked so hard to solve is actually that simple!
Seeing this, Yifei comforted: "Okay, Zhang Wei, it's really not your fault, you're just you just...you just."

Well, Yifei has no words.

As Yifei's good assistant, she helped out vigorously and said, "Lawyer Zhang, you just lack childlike innocence."

Zhang Wei: "."

Is it my fault for not watching Garden Babies and Bears?
I'm having such a hard time!

Meijia was the most down-to-earth, and said: "Viagra, it's okay, it's not the first time you've been blown away."

Zhang Wei: "."

o(╥﹏╥)o.

How can there be such comfort?

Zi Qiao, who had been silent all this time, took the position of a bad friend at this time, and said, "Damn, Zhang Wei's professional level is low."

Zhang Wei was unhappy: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my professional level!"

Zhuge Wenruo helped and said, "Of course, I believe in Viagra's level!"

Zhang Wei was instantly moved and almost cried: "Wen Ruo, you are indeed my good brother!"

Zhuge Wenruo patted Zhang Wei's shoulder, as if I don't help you, who will help you, and then said to everyone:

"My Viagra, that's not a low level of business, it's completely his normal level"

Zhang Wei: "."

Impressed!

ps: Embarrassing, last night I fell asleep with code words, I was really speechless, I wash up first, and then there is another chapter in the morning.

(End of this chapter)