The starting sister is Zhuge Dali
Chapter 173 I Will Call You Brother Dog!
Chapter 173 I Will Call You Brother Dog!
"Oh, the singing is quite nice."
Zhuge Wenruo, who returned to the car, commented on Nuo Lan truthfully.
After such a delay, it will be past nine o'clock in the evening when I return to the love apartment, and it will be ten o'clock in the evening.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Dali and Hu Yifei sitting on the sofa in pajamas, with a computer in front of them, looking at him together.
The master and apprentice, together with the dinosaur pajamas, are quite cute.
Seeing Zhuge Wenruo bringing in large and small bags, Dali hurried forward to help them.
"Is anyone else asleep?"
Zhuge Wenruo felt that the love apartment was so quiet for the first time.
"Maybe, it's also possible that he was playing with his phone under the covers. Others don't know, but Shitou fell asleep." Dali said.
"Huh? So early? She's not common."
Zhuge Wenruo said that usually before 11 o'clock, Luo Yan's classmate is scoring points.
"This girl came. She felt sleepy, so she fell asleep." Dali forcefully explained.
"Let me just trust you."
Zhuge Wenruo understood immediately.
But he didn't say anything, and silently wrote down the date.
Looking at Zhuge Wenruo's big and small bags, Dali asked curiously, "What did you buy?"
"A plan to make a fortune."
Zhuge Wenruo said with a smile.
"Are you going to make milk tea?" Dali looked at the materials and made a good guess.
"A sister is a sister."
Zhuge Wenruo compared his thumb.
Dali is very happy to be praised. Although she is often praised, but for some reason, if Zhuge Wenruo praises her, she will feel very fulfilled.
Walking in front of Zhuge Wenruo, Dali suddenly stepped forward quickly, getting a little closer to Zhuge Wenruo.
"What are you doing?" Zhuge Wenruo retreated tactically.
"Don't move, let me smell it."
"Sniff~"
Vigorously approached Zhuge Wenruo with his nose and inhaled.
"Um, sister, what are you doing?"
Zhuge Wenruo was a little confused.
Dali is this a honey operation?
Yifei: "..."
Dali couldn't help it, and started showing affection in front of me?
stare!
→_→
Hu Yifei said: I will just stare at you two, seeing how you can turn the world upside down in front of me?
"Snapped."
Facing Zhuge Wenruo vigorously, he just punched him if he was not angry:
"Are you out fooling around?"
"What fool around? I didn't!" Zhuge Wenruo replied subconsciously.
"Lie! You smell like another woman." Dali said firmly.
Zhuge Wenruo: "!!!"
That's okay too? !
Yifei: "!!!"
My apprentice is really useless, so the car overturned?
Luo Yan and Dali at home are still not satisfied, so they are looking outside?
Although she was also very angry, why was she inexplicably excited?
"Nip~"
Yifei started to eat melons.
"Um, sister, by the way, I forgot to mention, I have to go home, Grand Hyatt Mansion, Sister Gu Jia, and Sister Xiaoqin are all here, look at our mother! You also know that they love me more, see me come , just hug and hug"
Zhuge Wenruo said that lying is not easy to tell?
Just make up a reason.
Yifei waved her hand, hell, it doesn't mean anything.
Immediately no interest.
Shaking his head vigorously, he said, "Don't lie! I remember the smell of numbness, sister Gu Jia's smell, and sister Xiaoqin's smell! Obviously, you have nothing on you!"
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
Do you remember this riding horse?How many years have you not seen them?Remember their taste?
"Then I don't know. I meet so many women every day, and there are many in the love apartment. You, curry sauce, Luo Yan, master, how do I know who belongs to whom?"
Zhuge Wen refused to admit it for a while.
He didn't believe that Dali could still remember.
I never thought about it, and vigorously denied it directly: "It is absolutely impossible for the women in the iPartment, Sister Meijia, Teacher Hu, curry, and stone, they all don't taste like this."
"Clap clap clap."
Yifei applauded directly: "Absolutely, Dali! Can you smell this?"
She got it!
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
Can you smell this riding horse?
Canine are you?
At this moment, if Zhuge Wen is willing to call Dali Brother Gou!
The convincing kind.
Dali continued: "Besides, you have long milky brown hair. We don't have this kind of hair in our apartment, including our home."
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
hair?It must have fallen while holding Nuolan, right?
Seeing that Zhuge Wenruo was autistic, he patted him on the shoulder vigorously and said: "Okay, brother, sister doesn't object to you going out to fool around, but just reminds you to wash yourself well before going out to fool around next time. Do men carry perfume with them to beautify the air?"
If you say that, I'm not afraid.
After all, Dali is the elder sister. Since Dali doesn't care about it and doesn't plan to teach him a lesson, Zhuge Wenruo doesn't want Dali to worry about it, so he simply doesn't hide it.
Nodding slightly was an admission, Zhuge Wenruo admired: "Sister, the truth is revealed! Are they completely afraid of going home and being beaten?"
Dali nodded in satisfaction: "Rubbers can be taught."
Zhuge Wenruo: "Are all women this scary?"
After asking, he subconsciously glanced at Hu Yifei.
Yifei was taken aback for a moment, and then explained: "Fuck me, I'm so desperate to remember the scent of women's perfumes I'm familiar with, and the scent of my own man."
Dali explained: "No, the average woman can remember at most 5 people if she doesn't deliberately, and I can't remember too many people. At present, I only remember 10 close family members and friends in my memory."
There are three in the family, mother and others, outside, roommates Luo Yan, Dabao, Jiang Xiaoguo, in the iPartment, Meijia, Yifei, Curry, and finally myself?
If Zhuge Wen did the calculations like this, there were only 10 people who seemed to be close to Dali.
Let me go, when Dali opens his mouth, it will be old Versailles.
I can remember 10, just because there are only 10 people around me!
It's the same as 100 points in the vigorous test. It's not that you can only get 100 points in the test, but because the total score is 100 points.
My sister is really not an ordinary person!
Zhuge Wenruo wanted to say something else, but Dali directly gave Zhuge Wenruo a change of clothes.
Said: "Remember in the future, bring an extra set of clothes or perfume, if the car overturns and someone finds a home, I will beat you to death!"
It turned out that Dali was worried about this, Zhuge Wenruo: "Then sister, you can rest assured, I will not give up from beginning to end, the probability of this happening is almost zero."
Yifei admired: "As expected of my apprentice, I am not a scumbag at all. A responsible man is the most attractive."
Zhuge Wenruo: "Low-key."
vigorously:"……"
Isn't this bad?Mr. Hu, can you speak with your conscience? ?
Zhuge Wenruo decided to listen to his sister and take a bath and change clothes.Develop good habits to avoid rollovers in the future.
By the way, I changed my WeChat nickname. I am Cao Thief, and I am too revealing. There are more and more women around me, so I have to plan everything early.
Think of Hercules' god-level palate.
Zhuge Wenruo changed his nickname to: Dog Lai Bahuang!
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, the singing is quite nice."
Zhuge Wenruo, who returned to the car, commented on Nuo Lan truthfully.
After such a delay, it will be past nine o'clock in the evening when I return to the love apartment, and it will be ten o'clock in the evening.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Dali and Hu Yifei sitting on the sofa in pajamas, with a computer in front of them, looking at him together.
The master and apprentice, together with the dinosaur pajamas, are quite cute.
Seeing Zhuge Wenruo bringing in large and small bags, Dali hurried forward to help them.
"Is anyone else asleep?"
Zhuge Wenruo felt that the love apartment was so quiet for the first time.
"Maybe, it's also possible that he was playing with his phone under the covers. Others don't know, but Shitou fell asleep." Dali said.
"Huh? So early? She's not common."
Zhuge Wenruo said that usually before 11 o'clock, Luo Yan's classmate is scoring points.
"This girl came. She felt sleepy, so she fell asleep." Dali forcefully explained.
"Let me just trust you."
Zhuge Wenruo understood immediately.
But he didn't say anything, and silently wrote down the date.
Looking at Zhuge Wenruo's big and small bags, Dali asked curiously, "What did you buy?"
"A plan to make a fortune."
Zhuge Wenruo said with a smile.
"Are you going to make milk tea?" Dali looked at the materials and made a good guess.
"A sister is a sister."
Zhuge Wenruo compared his thumb.
Dali is very happy to be praised. Although she is often praised, but for some reason, if Zhuge Wenruo praises her, she will feel very fulfilled.
Walking in front of Zhuge Wenruo, Dali suddenly stepped forward quickly, getting a little closer to Zhuge Wenruo.
"What are you doing?" Zhuge Wenruo retreated tactically.
"Don't move, let me smell it."
"Sniff~"
Vigorously approached Zhuge Wenruo with his nose and inhaled.
"Um, sister, what are you doing?"
Zhuge Wenruo was a little confused.
Dali is this a honey operation?
Yifei: "..."
Dali couldn't help it, and started showing affection in front of me?
stare!
→_→
Hu Yifei said: I will just stare at you two, seeing how you can turn the world upside down in front of me?
"Snapped."
Facing Zhuge Wenruo vigorously, he just punched him if he was not angry:
"Are you out fooling around?"
"What fool around? I didn't!" Zhuge Wenruo replied subconsciously.
"Lie! You smell like another woman." Dali said firmly.
Zhuge Wenruo: "!!!"
That's okay too? !
Yifei: "!!!"
My apprentice is really useless, so the car overturned?
Luo Yan and Dali at home are still not satisfied, so they are looking outside?
Although she was also very angry, why was she inexplicably excited?
"Nip~"
Yifei started to eat melons.
"Um, sister, by the way, I forgot to mention, I have to go home, Grand Hyatt Mansion, Sister Gu Jia, and Sister Xiaoqin are all here, look at our mother! You also know that they love me more, see me come , just hug and hug"
Zhuge Wenruo said that lying is not easy to tell?
Just make up a reason.
Yifei waved her hand, hell, it doesn't mean anything.
Immediately no interest.
Shaking his head vigorously, he said, "Don't lie! I remember the smell of numbness, sister Gu Jia's smell, and sister Xiaoqin's smell! Obviously, you have nothing on you!"
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
Do you remember this riding horse?How many years have you not seen them?Remember their taste?
"Then I don't know. I meet so many women every day, and there are many in the love apartment. You, curry sauce, Luo Yan, master, how do I know who belongs to whom?"
Zhuge Wen refused to admit it for a while.
He didn't believe that Dali could still remember.
I never thought about it, and vigorously denied it directly: "It is absolutely impossible for the women in the iPartment, Sister Meijia, Teacher Hu, curry, and stone, they all don't taste like this."
"Clap clap clap."
Yifei applauded directly: "Absolutely, Dali! Can you smell this?"
She got it!
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
Can you smell this riding horse?
Canine are you?
At this moment, if Zhuge Wen is willing to call Dali Brother Gou!
The convincing kind.
Dali continued: "Besides, you have long milky brown hair. We don't have this kind of hair in our apartment, including our home."
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
hair?It must have fallen while holding Nuolan, right?
Seeing that Zhuge Wenruo was autistic, he patted him on the shoulder vigorously and said: "Okay, brother, sister doesn't object to you going out to fool around, but just reminds you to wash yourself well before going out to fool around next time. Do men carry perfume with them to beautify the air?"
If you say that, I'm not afraid.
After all, Dali is the elder sister. Since Dali doesn't care about it and doesn't plan to teach him a lesson, Zhuge Wenruo doesn't want Dali to worry about it, so he simply doesn't hide it.
Nodding slightly was an admission, Zhuge Wenruo admired: "Sister, the truth is revealed! Are they completely afraid of going home and being beaten?"
Dali nodded in satisfaction: "Rubbers can be taught."
Zhuge Wenruo: "Are all women this scary?"
After asking, he subconsciously glanced at Hu Yifei.
Yifei was taken aback for a moment, and then explained: "Fuck me, I'm so desperate to remember the scent of women's perfumes I'm familiar with, and the scent of my own man."
Dali explained: "No, the average woman can remember at most 5 people if she doesn't deliberately, and I can't remember too many people. At present, I only remember 10 close family members and friends in my memory."
There are three in the family, mother and others, outside, roommates Luo Yan, Dabao, Jiang Xiaoguo, in the iPartment, Meijia, Yifei, Curry, and finally myself?
If Zhuge Wen did the calculations like this, there were only 10 people who seemed to be close to Dali.
Let me go, when Dali opens his mouth, it will be old Versailles.
I can remember 10, just because there are only 10 people around me!
It's the same as 100 points in the vigorous test. It's not that you can only get 100 points in the test, but because the total score is 100 points.
My sister is really not an ordinary person!
Zhuge Wenruo wanted to say something else, but Dali directly gave Zhuge Wenruo a change of clothes.
Said: "Remember in the future, bring an extra set of clothes or perfume, if the car overturns and someone finds a home, I will beat you to death!"
It turned out that Dali was worried about this, Zhuge Wenruo: "Then sister, you can rest assured, I will not give up from beginning to end, the probability of this happening is almost zero."
Yifei admired: "As expected of my apprentice, I am not a scumbag at all. A responsible man is the most attractive."
Zhuge Wenruo: "Low-key."
vigorously:"……"
Isn't this bad?Mr. Hu, can you speak with your conscience? ?
Zhuge Wenruo decided to listen to his sister and take a bath and change clothes.Develop good habits to avoid rollovers in the future.
By the way, I changed my WeChat nickname. I am Cao Thief, and I am too revealing. There are more and more women around me, so I have to plan everything early.
Think of Hercules' god-level palate.
Zhuge Wenruo changed his nickname to: Dog Lai Bahuang!
(End of this chapter)
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